The days of being a forensic doctor of salted fish in Rice Flower Town

Sweep /H!Put your head on your hands! "

I was stunned for a moment, looked at my hands, and didn't know how to put my head on them.

The person behind the flashlight "coughed" twice in embarrassment, and added:

"Hands on head, hands on head."

I was holding the uncle's bowl from the dipping noodle shop in my hand, and I was still considering whether to put the bowl on the side of the road or return the bowl to the uncle's shop first.

And Matsuda Jinhei and Amuro Toru did not seem to follow his request at all.

"It's outrageous!" The hand of the person holding the flashlight seemed to tremble, and the strong light of the flashlight flickered, so bright that it was a bit dazzling, and I couldn't help blocking it with my hand.

"It's outrageous, it's outrageous." The man was still muttering, "Not only threesome, but also refused to cooperate when meeting the brigade..."

"Wait..." I reacted belatedly, and raised the bowl in my hand, "The three of us are just sitting on the side of the road eating noodles."

"Hey, I still have to praise you, isn't it really interesting?" The policeman holding the flashlight was a little shady, and pointed to the three people beside him with their heads hanging down.

"The three of them even said they were going to carpool together! Do you think I'm stupid? Who would squat on the side of the road to eat a big bowl of noodles at night!"

"But...but..." I was still about to argue, but Amuro Toru, who was next to me, suddenly said something coldly:

"What about the police ID?"

"Hey, you still need to see my police ID. You are quite vigilant. You are afraid that I will be a fairy/jump?" The police uncle held the flashlight in his mouth, and his subsequent chatter became vague , he took out a police card and showed it to us.

Matsuda Jinhei squinted his eyes and looked at it: "Really, this is the first time I have encountered the law enforcement of the SAN/H brigade in real life." He looked like a child who had never seen the world.

"Okay, okay, come with us." The police uncle put away his police card and waved his hand to us.

"But we are really eating dipping noodles, we bought it from that store!" I pointed to the signboard of Uncle Tsukemen's store, there was only a cold rolling iron door, and a huge " Closed" sign.

"This reason is incompetent..." The police officer complained silently, and then pointed to the position behind me, "You might as well say where you bought it from."

I turned my head and saw a colorful signboard - not a serious small hotel.

The police uncle wiped the sweat from his forehead and sighed:

"Sweeping h is not easy these days, and the neon law is weak in this regard."

He persuaded with earnestness and earnestness: "Young people just need to learn a little lesson, admit your mistakes, I won't embarrass you too much, isn't it just a threesome, uncle, I came to this position to start, but I see you every day."

"But we really just came here to eat noodles." I felt like crying, not knowing what reason to refute myself, "Look, who would come here in such casual pants?"

The police officer took a look at my lazy white T and jeans, and smiled contemptuously:

"I know, there are rules on the road, just enter the house to change."

I'm still trying to quibble: "Look, we still have noodle bowls in our hands."

Uncle Policeman: "Understood~ The proprietress of the noodle shop and the diners~"

Toru Amuro poked Matsuda Jinpei's arm and whispered to him:

"Quick, show your police officer ID, explain, explain."

"What!" The uncle police officer with sharp ears turned pale in shock, "Imitating police officers and prisoners is no fun, this is testing on the edge of breaking the law!"

"No, no..." Matsuda Jinpei hurriedly fumbled for his police ID with one hand while explaining, "It's true, it's true, I'm from the Explosives Division..."

"Good guy..." The police uncle's eyes widened, "You know the law and break the law!"

Matsuda Jinpei's hand touching his ID suddenly slowed down, and he secretly said to me:

"Why don't I tell him my identity, or what if I'm really punished..."

Amuro sighed, and his eyes suddenly became sharp:

"Why don't you run away, anyway, I haven't done it once, it's on the verge of breaking the law, who hasn't done it?"

He turned his head and saw Matsuda Jinhei and I looking at him in unison: "What did you do?" We said in unison.

"It's nothing, nothing." He turned his head away from our pursuing eyes, and touched his head unnaturally.

"Stop whispering." The police uncle was touching the silver handcuffs around his waist. "You three come with me."

My eyes gradually lost the brilliance of hope. Could it be that the three of us can catch the kidnapper, reason out the murderer, and finally lose in this!

"Wait, there is still a glimmer of hope." Toru Amuro's tone was exceptionally calm. He stacked the bowls of the three of us one by one, and then yelled at the tsukemen shop that closed the shutter door:

"Uncle! Return the bowl!"

The closed shutter door was pulled open with a "crash", and standing inside was still the uncle of the dipping noodle shop wearing the old man's white vest and a white towel on his shoulder. He yelled at us angrily:

"okay!"

The eyes of Matsuda Jinhei and I are bright, and we feel that hope is not far ahead.

But I could clearly hear the policeman's pupils still widened in shock, his eyes filled with disbelief, and he muttered, "There's another one!"

The owner of the dipping noodle shop spittled and explained to us that we three unlucky people came to eat noodles, but when the noodle shop was closed and we were hungry, the kind noodle shop owner cooked three more bowls for us. After the story behind.

The police uncle looked at it dubiously, and the three unlucky trio who were down, helpless, and tired were squatting on the side of the road:

"Really?"

The three of us agreed again and again, nodding and bowing.

In the end, he still let us go with suspicion, after all, there is no doubt, the three of us are peerless good people who come to eat noodles in a serious manner!If he needs to check out my rice flower town banner, it's not impossible.

The uncle of the dipping noodle shop stood at the door of his closed shop and waved to us happily:

"Come back at a better time next time!"

He is very enthusiastic, but I guess I will really lose face in this land in the future. If possible, I will apply for the next batch of outer space programs to escape from the earth.

The three of us ran away in a daze, and I don’t know why I used the word “daddy”, but the fact is that we all felt ashamed, we were speechless, and almost covered our faces in embarrassment Walk.

If possible, I hope that the memories of tonight can be sealed forever. It is the best thing to dig three feet into the ground and bury it on the spot and never see the light of day.

I'm sure the other two felt the same way, as they racked their brains to figure out how to bring up a new topic, close this embarrassing chapter, and pretend nothing had happened.

Matsuda Jinpei, who pretended nothing happened, said in a very ordinary tone:

"Ah, the weather will be fine for the next few days. My colleague gave me two tickets to the amusement park. Why don't we go to the amusement park together, so we don't waste it."

"No!" Toru Amuro and I said in unison.

"Why...why can't it work..." Matsuda Jinhei felt a little puzzled by the fact that our battle lines were united.

"That's because the amusement park is very dangerous." I said in a mysterious tone, "Do you know what the butler said to me at the end?"

Matsuda Jinpei shook his head obediently.

I lower my voice:

"He said that someone tricked me into going to an amusement park on the condition of helping him out of prison. There must be a conspiracy. He must have a grudge against me and want to kill him!" I viciously wiped it on my neck. Knife action.

"But are you really going to be tricked by him?" Matsuda Jinpei pouted, "You are a character who can't go out unless you go out."

"Not necessarily," I said, "I really like roller coasters in amusement parks."

"Anyway." Toru Amuro suddenly broke into our conversation, "Just in case, we can't go to the amusement park until the murderer is caught."

His eyes drifted to Matsuda Jinpei: "If you really love your two amusement park tickets, I don't mind going with you."

"Who wants to go with you!" Matsuda Jinhei pretended to roll up his sleeves to hit him.

"You are reckless, I advise Xiao Lizi not to go to the amusement park with you." Toru Amuro sighed pretendingly, and said to me with a sincere look.

"Who is reckless!" Matsuda Jinhei looked as if he was about to explode, "I'm not allowed to go out with Riko and have gone out together too many times. Is this time missing? Riko, you are, you But don't listen to this guy, he's very good at acting, he can run the train with his mouth full!"

I sighed, sometimes I always feel that their relationship is much better than my relationship with them.

Nearly downstairs to my apartment, I tried to get my keys and accidentally dropped my wallet.

I squatted down to pick up my wallet, but a small card fell out of it. It flew a few steps along the wind and stuck to the ground in front of Toru Amuro.

"Hey...you dropped one...and there was writing on it." He bent down to pick it up, squinted his eyes and read the words on it word by word, "Cooperation...pleasant...?"

Matsuda Jinpei also leaned over, and he saw the small signed sign below at a glance.

"Isn't that the symbol of that phantom thief?"

Amuro Toru's gaze also fell on Kaitou Kidd's classic logo. He frowned slightly and held up this small card to me.

These two people looked at me with serious expressions, as if they caught elementary school students stealing snacks in class, with the expression of "confess yourself" written all over their faces.

I was actually a little guilty by them, and then I remembered that this was left to me after exchanging paintings with Kaitou Kidd. I originally wanted to use it as an autograph as a commemoration, after all, it is also Mihua Town Popular idol No.1.

Seeing that I couldn't hold back a word for a long time, and my eyes were still erratic, Toru Amuro said to me very sternly like disciplining a disobedient child:

"Stay away from unknown criminals!"

Matsuda Jinpei put his elbow on his shoulder, and echoed in the same stern tone:

"Although Toru Amuro himself is not very reliable, he is right."

The author says:

Song Tiantian & Touzi: We can fight in the nest, but we must be consistent with the outside world at critical moments!

Very later, Lingling returned to become the immediate boss, and the uncle who swept /h was transferred to report.

This, this, this... Post now:

What should I do if I once scanned /h to my immediate boss!

Then I met Songtian at the door when I got off work, met Lizi who came to collect his salary the next day, and seriously considered the possibility of resigning on the third day.

Spoiler alert: countdown to memory recovery! !

Restored the memory and killed the Quartet!rush

感谢在2022-07-0520:01:16~2022-07-0619:00:01期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~

Thanks to the little angel of irrigation nutrient solution: 1 bottle of Carlotta;

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard! ?