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After eating, it was getting late. After Jiang Shuiyun washed her hair, she took out the clothes she was going to wear tomorrow from the closet while wiping her wet hair. Holding the clothes in her hand, she realized belatedly that It seemed that he and Yi Jinbai had separated the room.

From the beginning I slept on the sofa by myself, then I often borrowed the bathroom in the vacant room next door for the convenience of washing, and then I slept in the next room and moved the computer to this room, step by step, like boiling a frog in warm water, after returning from this competition , all his clothes and toiletries were also placed in this room, and he and Yi Jinbai lived completely apart, when no one, including Jiang Shuiyun himself, noticed it.

They seem to be drifting away.

The movement of wiping hair slowed down, Jiang Shuiyun put down the clothes in his hand, sat on the edge of the bed and unconsciously became dazed, until a phone call came in.

After recovering, Jiang Shuiyun glanced at the phone, it was Shen Yunyi.

When Jiang Shuiyun was hospitalized for the past two days, Shen Yunyi also hurried over to take a look, but he was really busy these two days, seeing that Jiang Shuiyun left without any serious matter, he asked by the way if he needed help with something on the Internet , was rejected by Jiang Shuiyun, and now it can't be solved by pressing down.

After connecting the phone, Jiang Shuiyun continued to rub his hair, and heard Shen Yunyi on the opposite side a little excited, "Shuiyun, all the applications for several technical patents have been submitted, and the results will be released as soon as possible. I can talk about "Star Wars", I have written with them there, they are still discussing, but I am very sure!"

"Thank you." Jiang Shuiyun knew that this day would not be long, but he did not expect that Shen Yunyi's efficiency would be so high. It seems that he has spent a lot of time in the past few days.

"Why are you being polite to me? By the way, Xi Rong told me about the variety show, do you need me to say hello? And now the Internet is too serious. If you let it go like this, it will pass one day, but yes Your influence is too great."

This was the main purpose of Shen Yunyi's call. He felt angry even looking at those remarks on the Internet.

"No need, I've found a solution. Don't interfere, or it might affect me. It doesn't matter about variety shows. You don't have to worry about it. I have to trouble you for something. Let's go to City D to record. Jinbai has been at home alone for two days, and you can take care of her so that I won't be late if something happens."

Jiang Shuiyun looked towards the next room, but couldn't see anything through a wall.

"Then don't worry, you'll be fine."

Shen Yunyi fully agreed, "By the way, I happened to have someone find some more music scores, and I'll send them over in the next two days."

Unexpectedly, Shen Yunyi still remembered this matter, Jiang Shuiyun agreed, and hung up the phone. During this period of time, he was busy with his own affairs, and even ignored Yi Jinbai's affairs, so Shen Yunyi might as well have his heart.

The night passed quickly, everyone had a good rest, and got up very late, and waited until they had finished their lunch before packing up their luggage and waiting to set off.

Jiang Shuiyun's things were as simple as ever, and he didn't bring anything except the necessities.

After saying goodbye to Yi Jinbai, everyone set off for the airport. It took about five hours to get to the destination by plane from the airport, and it was almost dark by the time they got there.

Even if the program team is reluctant, there is nothing they can do. The announcement has already been sent out, and temporary replacements cannot be done, so they can only bite the bullet and follow the established process, and arrange a car to pick up a few people and go to the hotel to rest temporarily. Waiting for the official recording to start tomorrow.

When I was at the airport, I also briefly recorded some material, the camera hastily swept across Jiang Shuiyun, and the gossip about the reduction of Jiang Shuiyun's lens was fully confirmed after the first encounter.

The rest of the people naturally noticed it too, and immediately surrounded Jiang Shuiyun, and they couldn't avoid their captain as long as they photographed anyone.

Jiang Shuiyun was squeezed in the middle and felt like he was about to become a meatloaf, but thinking about it was their good intentions, he endured it. The people in the program group had no choice but to take a photo of all the members. Finished work early.

There is no problem with the arrangement of the hotel, everyone rests for the night, and the house is prepared by the project team.

"Is this serious?"

Standing in the house arranged by the program group, everyone was somewhat stunned, and Yaoyao Ling asked directly.

I saw that the house in front of me was completely crumbling, looking like I wanted to retire and go on strike, and there was dust and old furniture all over the place. Even in this village, it was difficult to find a second one that was worse than this one. broken house.

The people in the program team are also fully in place, and the director began to direct the process, "From now on, this is your home, please freely allocate rooms, and clean the house, and officially move in."

"I thought it was a leisurely life program, but I didn't expect it to be Survival in the Wilderness."

The poisonous snake stretched out his hand and flicked away the spider that landed on his shoulder without changing his face, and complained directly.

The director glanced at the poisonous snake, "Today you have to solve the problems of food, clothing, housing and transportation by yourself, and you have to renovate the house and clean it, otherwise you will lose the qualification to live and you can only sleep on the street."

"what?!"

I didn't expect this program group to go too far. Several people looked at each other in blank dismay. It can be suspected that this program group temporarily changed the content of the program just to punish them. Anyway, variety shows are popular now. You don't have to worry about fans getting angry when you punish them. excellent.

Jiang Shuiyun had already looked at the house when several people communicated with the director. The house is not small, and there is a large yard. The surrounding environment is also very good. It is surrounded by mountains and rivers, so there should be no worries about food.

Jiang Shuiyun said, "Stand still."

Jiang Shuiyun's voice was not loud, but as soon as Jiang Shuiyun's voice fell, everyone immediately shut up, stood upright, and waited for Jiang Shuiyun's next sentence, as if they were well-trained.

"Now we work together in a division of labor. There are six of us in total. Two of us solve the problem of eating, and four of us are responsible for cleaning. Who has the experience of living in the wild?"

Jiang Shuiyun looked at the few people who were looking at each other, waiting for the first person to stand up.

After hesitating for a long time, Jianmang stood up with a bit of embarrassment on his face, "Captain, when I was ten years old, I participated in the wilderness survival summer camp, does it count?"

"Gone?"

Jiang Shuiyun continued to look at the others, and smiled cutely back one by one. Thinking about it, what can a group of people who can't even cook, expect from them?

"Okay, then Jianmang and I will go to solve the problem of eating, the four of you will go to the cleaning club, right?"

This time, the few people dared not say no, and nodded like chickens pecking rice, then the matter was settled like this.

Putting the program group aside, the six of them acted quickly. First, they found a clean place to store their luggage, and then began to find suitable tools for work.

Even if it is survival in the wild, the program team can't even give tools. After looking through the past, all kinds of tools are quite complete, and several people started to do it one after another.

Jiang Shuiyun remembered that when he came here, he saw a small river next to it. Where there is a river, there are fish. In addition, in this season, there are also a lot of vegetables that can be eaten in the field. A few people can't starve to death here.

Jiang Shuiyun took the fishing rod, harpoon and fish barrel, and Jianmang took the small hoe and basket for digging vegetables, and the two walked towards their destination firmly.

Standing among the verdant mountains, Jiang Shuiyun and Jianmang looked at each other in front of the thriving grass. What do wild vegetables look like?

How confident I was when I came, how confused I am now.

Jiang Shuiyun simply gave up, "Let's catch fish."

Anyway, any kind of fish can be eaten.

Walking to the small river, Jiang Shuiyun rolled up his trouser legs, handed the fishing rod to Jianmang, and picked up the harpoon.

The river was crystal clear, and Jiang Shuiyun was about to go into the water when he was held back by Jianmang, who also rolled up his trouser legs, broke off a branch and went into the water with Jiang Shuiyun.

Jiang Shuiyun looked at the camera that had been following Jianmang not far away and understood. Jianmang was worried that the show crew would only keep the footage of him alone in the end, so the two of them stayed in the same scene, unless they could throw away all the material. up.

Patting Jianmang's shoulder, Jiang Shuiyun walked into the water with small movements. There seemed to be a lot of fish here. Just a while ago, he saw two big fat fish swimming past.

First tried it with a harpoon, Jiang Shuiyun patiently waited for the prey, but this small river seemed a bit weak, it seemed that the two big fat fish that swam past were the only fish in the river, and even a fry was lost for a long time. No.

Just when Jiang Shuiyun felt that there was something wrong with the place he chose, he felt something on his feet and lifted his feet out of the water. Jiang Shuiyun looked at the big crab still holding his shoelaces, and looked at Jianmang glance.

Holding the shell of the big crab, Jiang Shuiyun put it into the fish bucket brought by Jianmang, and covered it with a lid.

With this beginning, the two opened up a new way of thinking, throwing the harpoon aside first, and began to concentrate on catching crabs.

There are not many fish in this small river, but there are quite a lot of big crabs, and the small ones are not rare. Guangjiang Shuiyun can't catch the ones as big as the palm of his hand, and there are always surprises under every stone.

Just as the two of them were vigorously lifting the rock, Jiang Shuiyun glanced out of the corner of his eye, and saw that the two big fat fish that had misled her just now dared to come back.

Jiang Shuiyun handed the fish bucket to Jianmang, gestured for silence, then quietly picked up the harpoon next to him, picked up another stone and shook it in his hand.

As long as you dare to show up, don't even think about going back. With a distance of nearly one meter, Jiang Shuiyun charged up a little, and threw the harpoon in his hand, fast and ruthless, and a big fat fish was firmly nailed to the harpoon , the other was so frightened that it flicked its tail and wanted to escape. How could Jiang Shuiyun give it a chance to escape, and then threw the stone in his hand, and it entered the water obliquely and hit the fat fish's head.

"I have something to eat today."

Jiang Shuiyun watched Jianmang go to put away the two fish, and then looked at the big crab in the bucket of fish, it was really rewarding.

Picking up two fish from the water, Jianmang gave a thumbs up to the water and clouds in the river. Shock and admiration appeared on the face of the iceberg that has not changed for thousands of years, and the cameraman of the program group couldn't help but look at it. Yu looked at the camera again, hey, how about making a movie?I don't remember that the program team prepared this plot.

When there were fish and crabs, Jiang Shuiyun walked out of the water contentedly, sat on the bank of the river and poured out the water and sand from his shoes, but these six people still had little to eat, "Jianmang, there is still food in the river on this mountain." What can I eat?"

"Yes," Jianmang put away the fish and crabs, and looked at the surrounding trees, "There are also bird eggs."

To find birds' eggs, you have to look for bird's nests. Jiang Shuiyun put on his shoes again, rolled up his sleeves and looked around. The trees here are not very tall, and there are no bird's nests.

Just as Jiang Shuiyun was watching, there was a rustling sound from the grass next to him. Jiang Shuiyun moved his ears, smiled on his face, and immediately squatted down to pick up the stones on the river bank, waiting for the little things in the grass to show their heads .

Jianmang also heard the movement, and seeing Jiang Shuiyun's still movements, he also stopped in place, so as not to disturb Jiang Shuiyun's prey.

At this time, the photographer completely forgot the director's explanation, and the camera was completely focused on Jiang Shuiyun. He also wanted to know what was in the grass.

After another movement, everyone's hearts were in their throats. Jiang Shuiyun confirmed the opponent's position, squeezed the stone in his hand, and threw it quickly in the next second. The sound was muffled. A gray rabbit jumped out and obviously wanted to escape. That's what Jiang Shuiyun was waiting for. The second stone hit the rabbit's head impartially, and the rabbit fell to the ground and became food.

Jianmang couldn't help but want to applaud Jiang Shuiyun, he never thought that his captain was so versatile.

Jiang Shuiyun will not bother Jiang Shuiyun to do the rough work of collecting prey himself. Jianmang walked over quickly, picked up the rabbit ears, "Captain, this should be enough..."

Just as Jianmang was showing the rabbit to Jiang Shuiyun, in the middle of speaking, a gray shadow flashed in the grass and went straight to Jianmang, but Jiang Shuiyun was faster than it.

Pulling Jianmang's wrist and pulling it behind him, Jiang Shuiyun lifted his foot, and accurately stepped on the gray shadow from mid-air. When everyone took a closer look, a snake more than one meter long was approaching Jiang Shuiyun's body. He twisted under his feet, but he couldn't break free no matter what.

Not only the fearful sword light, but even the photographer and others felt their scalps tingle. It turned out that this rabbit was someone else's prey, and they caught it first.

But it doesn't matter, Jiang Shuiyun stepped on the things under his feet and looked at the photographer, "Check, can this be eaten? It's not just about protecting animals."

The photographer felt that his hands were trembling when holding the camera. Does anyone still care about whether this can be eaten?

"Captain, can we not eat this?"

There was already a thin layer of sweat on Jianmang's forehead, even if this thing starved to death, he didn't want to take another look at it.

Jiang Shuiyun looked at the way the people around him didn't dare to look directly, and seemed to sense something was wrong. Besides, even if this thing could be eaten, no one would know how to make it.

"Okay, the rabbit is enough," Jiang Shuiyun waved his hand, "You all take the things and go a little farther, we won't hurt its life if we don't eat it, I'll let it go."

Hearing Jiang Shuiyun's words, everyone was shocked, and they didn't even care about the rule that they couldn't help the guests. Those with empty hands went to help Jianmang pick up fish, crabs, various fishing gear and baskets, and avoided them. The river is far away.

After everyone withdrew and stood in the distance, they saw Jiang Shuiyun kick the long thing a long way away with a neat kick, and then clapped his hands and walked towards them without even looking at it.

The author says:

，这写得我头皮都发麻……感谢在2022-05-2214:50:49~2022-05-2301:39:21期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~

Thanks to the little angel who threw the mine: 1 shirt baby;

Thanks to the little angels of irrigation nutrient solution: ---- 5 bottles; 2 bottles of Baizhinian;

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!