Disqualification in the world save me

The decorated living room is full of ribbons and balloons, and everyone gathers to send sincere blessings the moment the leader Jae walks through the door.

"Happy birthday!"

Accompanied by the sound of bang bang bang salute, everyone pulled the salute barrel in their hands, and countless colored papers and sequins floated in the air.

The leader, Zai, froze in place. Most people were familiar with such a scene, but this was the first time he had seen it.

Then everyone gave him birthday presents respectively, sang a birthday song to him together, and asked him to share the cake with his own hands.

Everything is so ordinary and warm.

He was not used to it, and followed the instructions blankly, and he did what everyone asked him to do.

Even though he was at a lively birthday party, he had the feeling that the protagonist was not himself. He was like a bystander standing outside the crowd, quietly watching his own body and carnivaling with everyone.

until……

A piece of cake was slapped on his face.

Tolerable or unbearable!

When he looked at the laughing Sakata Yin, he decisively slapped the cake in his hand back, and the birthday party turned into a cream fight.

At first, everyone besieged the leader Zai who was the protagonist of the banquet, but soon the battle situation changed.

——The three people in Wanshiwu became evil halfway through, and wanted to take advantage of the chaos to take revenge on Osamu Dazai.

The leader Zai is naturally happy to see the results of this situation, so he helps to fight against Dazai, and of course Chiba Riji will help her boyfriend when she sees this.

After she joined the battle, Rita and Atsushi Nakajima volunteered to help, and Yuuto Niiju chose their side after thinking about it.

Sigma, on the other hand, looked at the two sides and was hesitant about which side to help. As a result, he was attacked by both sides at the same time because he did not make a decision for a long time.

Sigma was bitter, but Sigma had nothing to say.

In the end, the cream battle lasted for more than half an hour, and the whole living room was in a mess. No one was spared, and everyone's faces were covered with cream.

——There wasn’t enough cream on the cake at the back, and Gintoki Sakata ran to the kitchen to get a cream spray can.

At the end of the game, everyone went back to their rooms to clean themselves because they were covered in cream and felt uncomfortable.

……

After the leader came out of the shower, his eyes fell on the gift box on the bed.

Because he was worried that the melee would damage the gifts, Zhong Chuan thoughtfully helped him put all the gifts in the bedroom first.

He walked over and picked up the pink gift box. He remembered that this was from Qianye Liji, and he was curious what it would be.

After all, this was a gift that Lida hadn't prepared until more than a week away.

——Although Qianye Riji didn't say what Lida was going to do at the time, he still guessed that the other party asked Lida to prepare a birthday present.

Acting like a young girl, he blindly guessed that it might be an expensive item, and that's why Lida was required to escort it in person.

He calmly opened the gift box, and the contents slowly appeared in front of him.

That is a book.

His mind went blank for a brief moment. Although he hadn't opened the pages of the book, he had already guessed the possible truth.

This is my only regret.

The leader Zai took a deep breath, his kite-colored eyes were full of complicated emotions, and then he slowly opened the page.

The first page was a blank page with a handwritten sentence on it.

【May my friend be happy in this life】

It was Sakunosuke Oda's handwriting, but the words were obviously written by Chiba Rihime, after all, Sakunosuke Oda didn't even recognize him as a friend.

He couldn't help showing a smile, and continued to flip through the next page, and then saw the greeting card in it.

There are various handwritings on the greeting card, and it looks like it was written by many people.

[I hope Mr. First will be happy forever. 】

[I wish you will find your girlfriend soon. 】

[Number two, come on, try to defeat number one as soon as possible. 】

[I wish No. [-] will become the boss of the "Alliance Against the Great Demon King" soon. 】

Chief Zai: "..."

This is really not necessary, thank you.

The leader Zai looked at everyone's blessings, and the soft part of his heart was touched. It seemed that this was not bad.

Turning back is the content.

He once regretted that he could not see the ending written by his best friend, but he never thought that the regret would be made up one day.

A knock on the door interrupted his thoughts.

Sakata Gintoki came to call him down, the banquet was not over yet, and everyone had to drink to celebrate.

Hearing that he was going to drink, the leader Zai felt dizzy for a moment, and the wine quality of Sakata Gintoki was really unflattering.

But after all, knowing that everyone was celebrating his birthday, he still bit the bullet and went down, and then he was drunk all the time.

Osamu Dazai seemed to want to avenge the last time, not only pouring himself, but also encouraging others to do it.

No matter how good the drinking capacity is, the leader Zai couldn't bear being so drunk, and in the end he drank until he was not sober.

In a daze, he heard someone asking him something, and he tried to hear the other person's question clearly, but his brain had been paralyzed by alcohol.

"...Since everyone has no opinion, then the matter is decided like this."

What the hell is that guy talking about?

The leader Zai vaguely felt that something was wrong, he shook his head vigorously, trying to concentrate his attention.

"Don't worry, we will take care of number two."

"Yes, Missy, don't worry, number two will be fat for nothing next time we meet."

Why should we meet next time?

The leader Zai felt that something was wrong, so he looked around and tried to find Qianye Liji. At this time, only the girl was reliable.

Osamu Dazai blocked his sight, and said with a smile, "I wish you a happy life over there."

At this time, Sakata Gintoki, who was half drunk, came over to drink him again.

The leader Zai tried to resist, but he was no match for Sakata Gintoki at all, so he was forced to drink another round, and finally fell down unbearably.

……

When he woke up again, the room had changed.

Chiba Rihime's villa is decorated in a modern style, but the bedroom in front of her is a typical traditional Japanese room. This is no longer a girl's villa.

He calmly began to recall the previous events, rethinking the keywords he heard clearly at the time.

Terrible conclusions came to mind.

——He might really have been thrown to Master House by Osamu Dazai.

Before he could think further about the situation, the bedroom door was slammed open, and the three of Wanshiwu rushed in without hesitation.

"No. [-]! No. [-]! What should we do?" Kagura asked anxiously, "We forgot to bring back the gold given by Miss!"

"The balance at home is only 15 yuan." Shimura Shinpachi added.

"We don't have any money to buy tomorrow's latest issue of JUMP." Sakata Gintoki was also anxious.

"Hey, we can't afford to eat anymore, are you still thinking about JUMP!" Shimura Shinpachi couldn't help complaining.

"Wow, woof, woof, woof!" Dingchun didn't know when he brought an empty bag of dog food.

"Don't panic, we have number two now." Sakata Gintoki said calmly.

"That's right, since number one is the kind of omnipotent character, then number two must be too." Kagura nodded affirmatively.

The three of them looked at him in unison.

The last glimmer of hope was shattered, the leader Zai took a deep breath, and said with a smile on his face, "Don't look at me, I have no money."

"We know, so you should think of a way." The three said in unison.

"Woof woof!" Ding Chun agreed.

Chief Zai: "..."

These words were a little familiar, and suddenly he remembered that Chiba Riji seemed to like to shout like that, calling Dazai Osamu to find a solution when something happened.

This is not letting Wanshiwu take care of him, it is clearly asking him to take care of Wanshiwu.

Osamu Dazai, count yourself cruel!