I brought bad luck after awakening as a koi

Theme: "What if I'm not my father's biological child?" "

Host: As the title says, after watching the science popularization broadcast by the Science and Technology Bureau last night, I quarreled with my dad because of a small matter, quarreling and quarreling with my dad saying that I am not his biological son, and my mother was pregnant when she married him, and now I am kicked out , shivering in the cold wind and rain, what should I do?

[How many posts is this today?Does anyone have statistics? 】

[No. 13. 】

[Oh my god, it's only 8 o'clock in the morning, and 13 of them popped up one after another. Will there be more in a while? 】

[Is it really not a coincidence?With so many people watching the live broadcast, it's normal for a few unlucky ones to appear. 】

[Then when have you ever seen so many outrageous things happen. 】

Landlord: What are you doing?I'm so uncomfortable now, woo woo, I was kicked out in the middle of the night, if I didn't find the hotel, I might be eaten by monsters, it's so bad.

【Original, tell us the truth, did you make a wish in the live broadcast yesterday? 】

Landlord: Make a wish?Yes, but isn't that just a joke?I just casually said that I want to be the focus and make a name for myself.

[...Ah this. 】

【Everyone, do you think this one can be saved? 】

【Original poster, please be careful around yourself, after all, you are famous for having terrorist incidents that can make the news around you. 】

[I don’t know if those who rebelliously made their wishes will regret it now. 】

Landlord:? ? ?

No one expected that things would turn out to be far worse than imagined. Yesterday, people who went against the trend and made wishes had one bad luck after another. They were hit by a car early in the morning, their work computer was broken and they were scolded by the boss, and some people were fired when they arrived at the department. Believe me, the entire Internet is in turmoil.

The entry of "Shen Li's Unlucky" instantly became the number one hit list.

[Is this really a koi?Why is everyone so unlucky? ! 】

【Help, I'm going to write my graduation thesis, but there was a sudden power outage. I called and said that the wire was bitten off by an underground creature. Why is the wire underground? ! 】

[Upstairs, because the wires are too eye-catching in the air, they will be bitten by the meat eaters in the air, which will bring us danger. 】

[I was wrong, the believer is willing to be a vegetarian for a month, spit out my swallowed design draft!I did it for a week!The boss wants it tomorrow! 】

[I swear that I will never rebel in my life. 】

[Is there no one lucky? ! 】

[Two students of mine went out to explore in the middle of the night yesterday, and the biological riots almost killed half of them. The school was held accountable and I was pushed out as a shield. To be able to work in a research institute, the salary is ten times that of the current one.does it count? 】

Everyone: ... stare.

Although everyone is a staff member of the Scientific Research Bureau and is extremely busy with work, not everyone can concentrate on their work for a long time. Most of them will find some fun for themselves and relax in their spare time, so most of them Will play the Internet.

They saw Shen Li's bad luck and disputes, and they were amazed.

As Shen Li's old colleagues, they knew better than these strangers how metaphysical Shen Li's luck really was.

Almost everyone who doesn't believe it has been unlucky by Shen Li. It is lucky to be drenched by heavy rain. The most amazing time is that Shen Li and others went to the mountains and forests for biological identification. Be optimistic about the location, time and time The weather, as a result, it rained heavily when we reached the place, and the landslide directly collapsed half of the mountain.

The people present were covered in mud and water, looking at the incomplete mountain trembling.

Since then, no one underestimated Shen Li's luck.

After hearing that the direction of Shen Li's awakening is the koi, everyone took it as a joke. No one thinks that Shen Li can evolve into a koi that young people like to repost on the Internet. His ability to bring bad luck is extraordinary. It never brought luck.

Now that the people who worshiped the koi were unlucky and then unexpectedly turned into a good thing, everyone felt: Shen Li deserved it.

As expected of his metaphysics. Luck.

"The rain stopped today, and tomorrow we will send people to deal with the G5 area. The Scientific Research Bureau is short of people. The higher-ups want to give you all the live science popularization during this period, and it's just a good time to get acquainted with the current biology." Professor Zhao led Shen Li Walking out, "Don't worry, I'm watching over Lin Qiming."

Shen Li looked at the documents in his hand while walking, "According to the arrangement, the problem in G5 area is so serious?"

"Sometimes biological migration does not only migrate one type of organism. As an expert in this field, you should know better than me."

Indeed, there was a full three days of heavy rain in the G5 area. Even if it is a mutation, as long as it is a creature, it needs oxygen and food. When this level of heavy rain strikes, the instinct of the creature will make them migrate to the highest place, at least they will not be washed away. There is a high probability that many small insects will gather there, definitely not limited to ants.

"The establishment of the safety zone is not only to determine the degree of danger in the area, but also to determine the danger range around it. The G5 area is inhabited, which caused the previous monitoring personnel to be negligent, thinking that since there are people, there will not be a large number of dangerous creatures." Professor Zhao He sighed, "It's really a hundred secrets and one sparse, and we can't make such mistakes in the future."

Shen Li was silent for a few seconds before closing the file, "What will happen to Qi Ming?"

"He, he will become a rare giant panda for the old guys in the Medical Bureau." Professor Zhao said helplessly, "The anti-toxin on his body can resist the toxins of several kinds of insects, and the old guys will be excited. If it is true If it can be researched, then human beings can really go one step further.”

While talking, Professor Zhao said with a smile: "Maybe I can still use school textbooks."

Shen Li tilted his head slightly, with a little puzzlement in his eyes. .

"Xiao Shen?"

"It's okay." Shen Li shook his head.

He just remembered the first contact with Lin Qiming back then. In order to get acquainted with Shen Li as soon as possible, Lin Qiming talked the whole time, wishing to explain his eight generations of ancestors to Shen Li. Shen Li remembered it very clearly. At that time, Lin Qiming said : My dream is to become a celebrity that can appear in textbooks!

"I'm going back first." Shen Li said goodbye to Professor Zhao, then turned and walked in the direction of the Scientific Research Bureau.

"Okay." Professor Zhao nodded, watching Shen Li turn and leave, he suddenly remembered something, so he amplified his voice a little, "Xiao Shen."

Shen Li stopped and turned to look at him.

"I will mention the snake vine to your mother."

"No need." Shen Li was very calm, "She's always been busy, so there's no need to notify her specially for this kind of thing."

"But she is also your mother after all. There is no mother who doesn't care about her children."

Hearing this sentence, Shen Li smiled, the smile was very light and light, and he couldn't tell whether it was sincere or mocking. He just nodded to Professor Zhao to thank him, then turned and left. This time, he never looked back. Professor Zhao looked at His figure disappeared with a very slight sigh.

"The relationship is still so bad."

Shen Li's father died early, but his mother was Professor Ban, the deputy director of the Scientific Research Bureau. When Shen Li chose the same major as his mother, Professor Zhao thought he was Rumu's mother, so he followed him until he met Shen Li and Professor Ban once. Only when they met, did they know that they were already more alienated than strangers.

Everyone in the Scientific Research Bureau said: Shen Li is a genius, and he is so outstanding because he inherited his mother's talent.

But he didn't know that Shen Li and his mother had long turned a blind eye to each other, just like now, even if Shen Li finally woke up from a deep sleep for ten years, Professor Ban didn't take a look.

Professor Zhao didn't understand why their relationship was so bad.

He knows that Shen Li is a good boy, he may be a bit strange in character, but he is a good person, has a sense of responsibility and is considerate of others; Professor Ban is not a bad person, although many years of work has cultivated a behavior pattern in which reason is greater than emotion, and he is more concerned about himself and others. Harsh, but also a kind hearted person.

There are obviously two people like this, why can't even be a mother and a child.

……

Shen Li returned to the laboratory with the information. He is not a person who does not pay attention to the Internet. After all, he is still young and likes new things. Now there is a mess on the Internet because of the issue of wishing. I am afraid that he will become the target of collective crusade in the next live broadcast. .

Of course, Shen Li thought that he had reminded him from the very beginning that any problems would be the fault of the other party.

As soon as he stepped into the gate of the Scientific Research Bureau, he stopped because someone blocked his way in front of him.

The man was wearing a white coat, his hair was a bit messy and dyed yellow, he didn't know where he was lying down before, and scraps of paper could be seen in the messy hair, but he had a natural smile, even if he stretched out his hand to stop Shen Li There is also a smile on his face, he doesn't look threatening at all, but it makes people feel that he is a little childish and playing around.

"Is it Mr. Shen?" He asked.

Shen Li looked at him suspiciously, and then saw the ID card on his chest, which was the logo of the Medical Bureau. After thinking for a while, Shen Li said, "Qi Ming is still in the hospital and has not come back."

"No, no, we're not looking for Lin Qiming!" The young man waved his hands quickly, as if he was amused by him, and he did. He smiled and said, "Hello, my name is Yuan Yi, and the one behind me is Shan Yuxuan. We are here Looking for you."

It was only then that Shen Li discovered that behind Yuan Yi, a thin-looking boy in a white coat carefully looked here, and when he saw Shen Li looking over, he looked away, as if he didn't dare to meet Shen Li's gaze. .

"I'm sorry, I'm sorry, Xiaoyu is a bit shy, and according to the terminology of the Internet, it is a bit socially phobic." Yuan Yi patted Shan Yuxuan behind him, "Don't worry about it."

Shen Li looked at them strangely, "What?"

"We are Professor Song's students. This time we also received the order of Mr. Song. Can we go to a safe place to talk?"

Professor Song?Shen Li immediately remembered the old man who fought against all opinions at the meeting. He seemed to be an old acquaintance with Professor Zhao, and it was he and Professor Zhao who drew up the whole process of saving Lin Qiming. Therefore, Shen Li respected him a lot. In this scientific research bureau , No one has dared to fake the names of these big shots.

Shen Li subconsciously thought that this might be related to genetic mutation. He is a biologist who has just awakened and has no professional advantage. The only characteristic is that he can detect the genetic changes of organisms in advance.

Taking the two of them to his laboratory, Shen Li put the materials on the table and brought them two cups of warm water.

"What's the matter?"

Unexpectedly, Yuan Yi coughed, "This matter has been adjourned, and there is one more thing to do! Come on, Little Feather!"

Shen Li:?

Shan Yuxuan came out from behind Yuan Yi, he carefully took out three sticks of incense from the pocket of his white coat, and lit them with a lighter. After the incense was lit, he trotted to Shen Li and bowed three times. Then he put the incense in front of him, and finally heaved a little sigh of relief and ran back behind Yuan Yi.

Shen Li looked at the three sticks of incense sticking in front of him, and fell into deep thought.

"...I think I'm not dead yet, so I don't need to be worshiped as a dead person." In the end, Shen Li could only say so.

This is such a standard ancestor worship process, except for not kneeling down and kowtow twice, there is nothing wrong with it.

But Shen Li is not the ancestor of the person in front of him, let alone died.

Really sorry.

Yuan Yi couldn't stop laughing, but fortunately he remembered to clean up the mess, he hurried over to extinguish the incense stick in front of Shen Li, and threw it into the trash can, "Forgive me, after all, it's a rare opportunity to worship koi on the spot. "

"Little Feather said: From Li Qing's incident, he learned a method, that is to say goodbye to you the day before the mission."

Yuan Yi laughed and said intermittently: "If you break your leg after praying, then you can't go on this mission. If you don't break your leg, you can go. I think it's very reasonable. What do you think, Mr. Shen?"

Shen Li...

Shen Li felt that there must be something wrong with these two people.