I brought bad luck after awakening as a koi

The torrential rain lasted for a whole day and night. After the carnival, some people worried that the rain had lasted too long. Fortunately, the rain stopped. The next day after the rain, the whole world seemed to have returned to its original state.

It's just that the temperature dropped sharply after the rain, and the temperature that was originally more than 20 degrees under the sun dropped to [-] degrees in an instant. Finally, it makes people feel... Autumn is here.

It's a pity that this is an autumn without harvest, and there is nothing to eat in the wild or in the crops.

"Resume the exploration mission?" Shen Li asked while eating breakfast, "To the unknown area?"

"Yong Ye and the drought came too unexpectedly. At that time, everyone needed to stay to maintain order, so the biological live broadcast and exploration missions were suspended. Now the drought is over and recovery is normal." Duan Mingming took a bite of fish, "But this Once it should be the surrounding area of ​​the G5 area that has not been explored, and generally speaking, it should not be too dangerous."

"It's also possible to go around area B27. There is also an unknown area there. It is a bit dangerous within the area of ​​​​area B. If you investigate it as soon as possible, you can rest assured as soon as possible. However, there is a botanical garden there on the original map. The ghost knows what it will look like now. .”

"Also, the Marine Bureau is making good progress. It is said that all the sea vegetables have already lived in it. After the seawater is purified, I am thinking about raising shellfish."

Shen Li took a sip of sea vegetable soup, then pushed the fish on the plate to Lin Qiming who was opposite.

All the meals were accepted by Lin Qiming, who sent the fish from Shen Li with twitching eyes. Shen Li is allergic to seafood and doesn’t eat fish, but he is already tired of eating fish. He wants to cry when he thinks that he will need to eat fish before winter passes this year. And I have to eat fish for two.

"In this way, Shen Li, your live broadcast will continue."

Shen Li thought for a while, "You mean a popular science live broadcast? But do we still need a live broadcast? We haven't identified new species in the past few months."

"But the species that need to be popularized are now rumored on the Internet, such as the female worm before." Duan Mingming finished the fish in two or three bites, "Because everyone lacks knowledge, many people already think that it is some kind of magical species, especially those Old people who are a bit feudal, they are easy to be deceived."

"But I wasn't notified."

"I guess I'm choosing popular science content, and it's better to choose you than others if you want to resume the live broadcast, at least the amount of forwarding will be higher." Duan Mingming nodded as he said, "One more person will see it, as for the exploration task It is estimated that we will have to wait a few more days, at least until the impact of the heavy rain disappears before going.”

Exploration now is different from ten years ago. Ten years ago, going out to analyze and identify living things was called work and interest, and the risk factor was not so high. Now the exploration mission is really fighting for living space with danger. They must be in the right place. time to reduce the risk.

"I'm done eating." Duan Mingming picked up the plate, "Today the agronomy is trying to grow vegetables and crops in winter under temperature control. If you are interested, you can go and have a look. It is said that they discovered a new variety."

Lin Qiming watched Duan Mingming leave, he swallowed the fish in his mouth, "I want to know if it can be planted more than looking at it, I don't want to eat fish anymore."

Shen Li followed suit, "I'm tired of eating too."

"...Brother, you didn't even eat a bite of fish."

Shen Li turned his head and looked at him, before speaking after a while, "I'm tired of seeing you."

"But do you know about that new breed?" Shen Li said, "I remember you often went there to help."

Lin Qiming nodded hesitantly, and then told Shen Li about this new species.

According to the standards of ten years ago, this new variety is a wild vegetable, which is a necessary wild vegetable that can be eaten but not too much. It is edible, but the taste is very bitter.

The agricultural side found this vegetable during the drought period, analyzed the nutrients of the vegetable, and found the cause of the bitter taste, and finally found a way to remove the bitter taste after trying.

"It's not tasty, but it's easy to grow like a weed. Unfortunately, it only grows in spring and summer, and it dries up in autumn, so they try to grow it in a greenhouse." Lin Qiming finally finished eating the fish, and he breathed a sigh of relief. "If it succeeds, we don't have to rely solely on the seaweed from the Ocean Bureau."

"We are still trying to replant crops over there, but winter is coming, and this year I always feel that something is wrong, and I don't know if it will be successful."

Shen Li nodded, "It's okay, if you fail, start again, as long as you don't give up, you can always find a way, we didn't just do it step by step."

"That's right." Lin Qiming picked up the plate, "Brother, I'm done."

Shen Li also finished his meal. After all, this was breakfast, and he didn't have much to eat except fish, and the cafeteria couldn't make an exception for him. Fortunately, Shen Li's appetite was always small, and he didn't feel much if he didn't eat a dish.

As Duan Mingming said, after fishing all morning, Shen Li was called to the director's office in the afternoon.

In the office, Director Tong and Deputy Director Ban told him that they would continue the live broadcast of science popularization tomorrow, and they had also selected the topic.

Shen Li took the document and read it while walking, and found that what Duan Mingming said was not bad. Most of the creatures in it were creatures that caused trouble during the drought. Not only that, they also assigned him a popular science on genetic diseases. They hoped that this would suppress them. Some people's curiosity.

After the worm mother incident, the Scientific Research Bureau quickly analyzed the creature and named it: parasitic beetle, which is easy for most people to remember.

Now there is no such condition as ten years ago, giving each biological classification a different name. Because of the danger, the simpler the name, the better it reflects its characteristics, and it is success if it can be remembered by the public at one time.

Perhaps because the drought is over, the variation of drought-tolerant organisms and aquatic organisms has finally stagnated. Liao Jiangfan is sorting out the list of genetic diseases this time, and he is a little busier than before. What are you busy with?

The next day, Shen Li came to a familiar place. It had been three months since his last live broadcast of popular science, and it was even a little strange to come back here suddenly. Saw the discussion about this livestream.

Post: "Live science popularization has started again. It is said that the person who broadcast this time is still Shen Li. "

[It is estimated that this time I will talk about the video of the bug before, which has caused so many rumors. 】

[I also think I will say it, but I am actually interested in other organisms. There are so many genetic diseases before, and many of them are beyond my imagination. 】

[You're talking about the one who grew thorns from his stomach after he got sick and stabbed himself to death? 】

[There is also the feather growing in the throat, which ended up suffocating himself to death. 】

[I feel scary when I hear it, and some people think it’s good to have a genetic disease. 】

[That's survival of the fittest, this is the law of nature, this is how creatures select cubs, and the extremely low survival rate means that those who survive can live longer. 】

[Don't compare this with others. 】

[Humans are not animals, and this is not a primeval forest. What is the law of nature, the survival rate of human cubs is very high! 】

It seems that everyone is really concerned about this live broadcast, but it seems that those strange people still exist. The Communications Bureau is closely monitoring the words of these people, using big data to find their headquarters, and arrested a few people. It is a pity that they were caught Everyone is a bit of a low-level member, who only expresses extreme views on the Internet, and knows nothing else.

And half of the people here are not serious members at all, they are simply venting their hostility and eccentricity on the Internet.

If they suffer from genetic diseases, they will cry and scold their parents every minute.

When the live broadcast time came, the person in charge turned on the live broadcast button, and Shen Li began to popularize science according to the previous arrangements.

Of course, he doesn't have the level of a host, and the live broadcast is just reading according to the manuscript, but fortunately, because he is a koi, there are many people who watch it. The barrage of wishing is always there, and many people are paying attention his appearance.

[Did the koi look better after it turned blue? 】

[It’s really good-looking. I’ve always thought that the appearance of the two-thorn newt would be particularly abrupt in reality. I didn’t expect that one day I would find a man with blue hair good-looking. 】

[I wish that the dishes served tomorrow will be fresher. 】

[The previous one, I made such a wish yesterday. 】

【Huh?Is that dish really fresher? 】

[No, it’s still not fresh, but when I was cooking, I went out to get things, and the brat at home put a lot of vinegar in the soup while I was away, and I drank it all because I didn’t want to waste it.

【and then? 】

【Then I vomited and had diarrhea and was sent to the hospital, where I ate much fresher food than at home...】

[Grass, the black koi is still so amazing. 】

Shen Li happened to see these barrages, his tone faltered strangely, and then he continued to popularize science as if he hadn't seen anything.

“Let’s talk about genetic diseases across disciplines. We have been popularizing science before: genetic diseases are caused by the genetic mismatch between humans and other organisms, which leads to the collapse of human genes and finally become other species. This time I will talk about the process of genetic disease changes. "Shen Li said: "After the genetic disease is diagnosed, your body will change in order to become other creatures, which is what we often call mutation."

"During the mutation process, people can maintain their rationality, or in other words: before the mutation is complete, people still have their own thoughts and can speak human language in addition to their biological instincts."

"Until people completely become that creature, they will no longer be humans. At least there is no evidence to prove that they still have the consciousness of being themselves."

"As for those genetic diseases where thorns grow in the body or feathers grow in the throat, it is because the human body does not match other creatures. This mutation process does not consider the structure of the human body at all, so this terrible thing is caused. "

"So far, the best way is to find patients with genetic diseases before they mutate and send them for treatment. There are examples of cures in the Medical Bureau."

【...It is said that there are cases of healing, but in fact there are only a few of them. 】

[Most people are still mutated, it’s really nonsense. 】

[You have to become other creatures, and you might suffer a lot if you go to the medical bureau for treatment. It's better not to go and accept the genetic disease honestly. 】

[? ? ?Where's the administrator?Hurry up and seal the person, what are you talking about. 】

Shen Li looked at the bullet screen, and spoke after a while, "Although the cure rate of genetic diseases is not high now, it's just because the treatment methods have just started, and because of the great changes in the general environment, the number of patients has increased, and the medical system has not kept up. I don't buy the theory of going to the doctor and waiting to die."

[I don't agree either! 】

[Black Koi is well said!If you don't go to see a doctor when you are sick, and you don't want the doctor to conquer it, but you have to lie down and die, what is this? 】

[It’s not that they won’t be treated, but they need to be overcome. What kind of disease hasn’t been cured by us all these years?Where is the treatment method known from the beginning? If this is the case, why do doctors and scientists need it? 】

【Hehe, I hope it's a real treatment, not some human experiments. I remember that Cao Yutian did human experiments back then. 】

After Shen Li's science popularization, he didn't leave for the time being, but looked at the comments, and the above did not ban this person for the time being. The more outrageous what he said, the more people would understand that these people have problems with their brains. If there is a problem with their brains, it means that this place cannot be visited. , which is possible to guide public opinion.

But at this moment, a strange barrage appeared.

【Shen Li, Shen Li!problem occurs! 】

[Go to xx to have a look, there are strange things! 】

This barrage not only attracted Shen Li's attention, but also attracted the attention of other people. They all rushed over. Shen Li motioned to the staff, and after the staff nodded, he clicked on this website. The staff did not Put the camera on the screen, only Shen Li's expression can be seen.

When seeing the content, Shen Li frowned slightly.

It was a live broadcast. There was no host on the live broadcast. There was only one shot. In the shot was a girl in a cat costume.

The name of the live broadcast is: "My cat is a beautiful wife. "

In the introduction of the live broadcast, it is written: Cats and cats have a genetic disease, and the live broadcast changes at 18:[-] every day.

Shen Li continued to watch the live broadcast. The girl looked very cooperative and smiled at the camera. There was a cat's tail behind her. The tail was dangling like a real cat's tail, and the cat's ears didn't look fake. A man stroked her ear, and she purred coquettishly.

She rubbed against the man's arm and really looked like a cat.

The live broadcast had already started for an hour, and because of the problems in the live broadcast room, countless people flooded in instantly, and the originally deserted live broadcast room immediately became popular.

Numerous barrages began to swipe the screen.

[Fuck, real cat ears and cat tail?what happened? 】

[Concealing a genetic disease is breaking the law, this guy is not only breaking the law but also making it public? 】

[But the girl seems to be enjoying herself, she has been rubbing her ears, and she makes a very comfortable sound. Ten years ago, the cat I raised made such a sound because it was very happy. 】

[Cats are cats, people are people, and now this is a person. 】

[Can you arrest people along the network cable? 】

The communication department immediately contacted the website to block the live broadcast room, and began to look for the live broadcaster.

At the same time, they also began to investigate the people who mentioned it during the live broadcast. The live broadcast itself did not have any popularity. Suddenly, someone mentioned it on Shen Li's side and attracted countless people. Normal people know that this is a very low Drainage at the end, but indeed, the drainage was successful.

Shen Li said goodbye to the people in the live broadcast room, and then the live broadcast was off, and the communication department became even more busy, and they started to deal with this matter.

Although they sealed it quickly, there were always people who were faster than them, and a video appeared on the Internet in a short while, and this video was longer than what they saw.

It was recorded almost from the beginning of the live broadcast, even including the girl kneeling on the ground licking milk while being coquettish, and licking milk everywhere with her long barbed tongue.

It doesn't look like a whim by any means.

They obviously came prepared. On the day of Shen Li's live broadcast, they chose a girl with a feline genetic disease, and even used this method to attract people. I have to say that some people think that the girl looks very good, cat-like. It's very beautiful.

...like some people, who don't pay attention to anything other than appearance.

"It seems to be used." At night, Shen Li finally said this while sitting on a chair.

Lin Qiming next to him raised his head unexpectedly, and then said, "...Brother, you just noticed?"

"Interpersonal relationships are really complicated." Shen Li was still thinking, "I asked for instructions when someone said it, and they asked me to go and see before I went there. I didn't expect to see the records of genetic diseases."

"But at least we know one thing." Lin Qiming said: "Not only us, but even the other party knows that you are very popular, brother, and the rate of spread is very wide!"

"I'm not a seed, don't use the transmission rate to describe it."

Lin Qiming smiled, "Anyway, after this incident, it is estimated that the higher-ups will not continue to let you broadcast live. Sometimes there are advantages and disadvantages when you become more popular. For example, this time is not very good, but it has nothing to do with you, brother. You must Don't feel bad about it."

"That's not true." Shen Li lay on the table, "I still know what I can and cannot do, and I won't take responsibility without authorization. This is the job of the Communications Department."

"That's right." Lin Qiming was satisfied, "In this era, one cannot be without a sense of responsibility, but one cannot be too responsible."

Because this is not the previous world, this is a new world where sacrifices occur from time to time, and it will be very painful to survive in this world with too much sense of responsibility. I don’t know how many people were driven crazy by such a sense of responsibility in the early days of the fog. Under the high-intensity responsibility, how many people commit suicide under too much pressure.

They are scientific researchers and must have a sense of responsibility, because they have to bear the weight of the country's population, but they should not be too responsible, such a weight can crush people to death.

However, discussions about this matter have never stopped on the Internet.

Post: "Derivative Posts About Cat Girls"

[I don't know how many have been deleted, anyway, this is a new post, what do you think of that cat girl? 】

[According to XP, jj exploded!But rationally speaking: ...take a breath, it's scary. 】

【Is that girl aware?Is she still sane? 】

[Directly diverting from Shen Li's live broadcast room, I always think it's a conspiracy. 】

[What is the conspiracy? That girl turned into a cat voluntarily. You always say that Shen Li, I guess he also wants to become a real koi, and Shen Li is not responsible?He even went to watch it himself, so he didn't know about his huge traffic? 】

【Here comes again upstairs... I said, do you like Shen Li?Why do you always like to talk about Shen Li, can't you talk without Shen Li? 】

[Probably because I know that Shen Li has a high traffic volume, so he's popular... I didn't expect that one day I would use the word "common popularity", the entertainment industry has been racing for ten years! 】

[Because it was his fault. If he had blocked his account at that time, not so many people would have seen it. You all know that I am right when you say that. 】

[What to do, I want to immediately become an administrator and ban the people above. 】

【I wonder if these people have brains, and they don’t know the art of speaking. To ridicule others like this will only make others think they are mentally ill, and they don’t think their theories are any good. 】

[Maybe this organization is so nt. 】

【...By the way, you all know that Shen Li is a black koi, right?We usually make wishes just for fun, talking about trivial matters, but if you do this, aren't you afraid of bad luck? 】

【...Fuck, why didn't I expect that the black koi made many people passively bankrupt at the beginning. 】

[Yes, yes, you are right, if you curse a little louder, you will scold Shen Li! 】

【Is it really possible to catch people passively? 】

[After all, it is a black koi, I believe it is better, hurry up, and swear louder!Note: This has nothing to do with me, Koi God don't get me involved. 】

Shen Li: ...

No, he didn't think he could, he was Koi himself, he was very ordinary.