The history of violent growth in the Spring of the Red Chamber

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[Jiangnan style... My dad just killed him...]

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"Hi everyone, it's time for "Yingchun's Violent Time Travel History". I am the host of this show, Leng Yubing, who is the timetraveler of Jia Yingchun in Jia's mansion. Good weekend everyone."

Jia Yingchun was wearing a bright red waist-length skirt, and made a big gift to everyone.

"The main content of our show this time is: Jia Yingchun has been struggling for three years, and finally the chickens are flying like dogs. Ah, no, the theme is: the experience of traveling through Jia Yingchun. I will explain everyone's questions later. Now, First of all, I would like to invite the guest of this show, the manager of the customer department of a special bank and one of the people in charge of the crossing department, Landshen Make."

A handsome man in black dark clothes and a black hair crown walked to the stage waving his hands.

As soon as he stretched out his hand, he brushed the non-existent broken hair behind his head, and then grinned at the camera

"Colgate, that's how white..."

Yingchun kicked Marco off the stage with an 'Armstrong roundabout kick', and then carefully wiped his embroidered shoes with a handkerchief

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There was chaos on the stage, an on-site director ran to the stage and shouted with a loudspeaker

"Come on, drag Marco down... Hurry up..."

Immediately, several strong men ran up and dragged the land god down with all their hands and feet.

Jia Yingchun sat in the studio motionlessly, a fat big cat stood beside her, and said sadly

"Girl, you can't do this. You know, in the current financial crisis, it's very difficult to find a popular theme. What's more, you are the one who takes the lead. It's hard to find someone with a low price and a low personality. It's not easy for a guy who can play tricks."

Yingchun took a sip of tea, and glanced coldly at the big cat

"I said Teacher Cangma, the current market situation is that the two male protagonists are in power, and the female protagonists are all cannon fodder, such as 'you and I walk the world, brother and brother kill monsters' (supernature) or 'a former military doctor guards a detective with a high IQ and a low EQ , the two teamed up to solve the big case' This is the kingly way to be able to sell, you see how smart foreigners are, first "Detective Sherlock Holmes" and then "New Sherlock Holmes", as long as the two men stop there, Looking at each other affectionately for 15 seconds, those fans immediately swayed from side to side like willows in the wind, wishing to replace the hero's 'love is stronger than gold' and 'grow old together'. Our kind of time travel, instead of the original revenge, that is already the last It’s a lifetime old stalk, and the audience won’t buy it.”

The big cat stroked its beard, narrowed its eyes and said

"I can write you as a man disguised as a woman. You and the hero became enemies due to a misunderstanding, fell in love and killed each other, just like Lao Wan and Professor X in x-man. The two have had a bad relationship since they were young, ah, No, forge a deep friendship, and then, for a great goal, love and kill each other until death. In the end, the hero stands in front of your grave, covers his eyes, and says affectionately, "I never believed in love... oh , no no no, ... is a miracle, but, for me, please again. . . . . . "How touching do you think?"

Ma Zai squinted, and pink bubbles flashed around his head.

Jia Yingchun took a sip of tea with great demeanor, and said angrily

"You have already used this stalk in your last work "Young Little No Guess". The two are childhood sweethearts, supporting each other, and the third one intervenes, and the other party goes away. It is the stalk that should be used in all dog blood movies. , You have used it all, you admit it, you are a fool who has been brainwashed by bloody movies."

Tibetan horse's ears drooped immediately, and he said with a tiger face

"Could it be possible that I should use the stalk of the detective going away and the doctor being widowed for three years? Readers won't buy it. Admit it, time traveler, you are neither Captain America with long legs, thin waist and big chest, nor are you leggy. A detective with a long waist, thin waist, and high IQ. Therefore, the audience's requirements for you are completely different from theirs. Your legs are neither long, waist is not thin, and chest is not developed at all. The audience sees you. would scream."

A cold light flashed from the corner of Yingchun's eyes, and Ma Zai's eyes suddenly blurred. Then, the world was quiet, quiet, and only the sound of the wind could be heard, and Ma Zai recalled the time in elementary school, middle school time in college, time in college...

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Jia Yingchun sat in front of the presiding stage, and on the other side was the land god Ma Ke with gauze wrapped around his head.

Jia Yingchun picked up a piece of manuscript paper, and the kind Ma Ke said

"Marco, in this play, you are completely tall, handsome and rich. However, according to the investigation of the crew after the event, your popularity is completely in the same direction as (country) (stock) (market). For such a phenomenon , what do you want to say?"

Marco supported his head, one eye was beaten so hard that he couldn't open it at all, he could only open one eye, but Marco still tried his best to put on a heroic pose

With a handsome pose, he rested his forehead with one hand, and said affectionately

"This drama has only just played a third, and I believe that in the end, everyone will understand my benefits."

Yingchun widened her eyes and tried to act purely

"However, when the crew broadcasted the segment of 'I lost my time travel certificate, Marco was hanged and whipped', many viewers responded that this guy was just here to make trouble, and I should reward him for his good draw." A few whips."

The corners of Marco's eyes twitched violently twice, and said in a hateful voice

"That was all the fault of the screenwriter Ma Zi. Back then, when I played the role of the young master of the great Reaper family in the time-travel drama "HP: The Youngest Lover", the response from the audience was very enthusiastic. Often it is 'so cute', 'so cute' and other comments, as for this drama, it has become 'obscene' and 'not good enough', I think it is entirely the responsibility of the screenwriter Ma Zi."

--Pegasus Meteor Fist--

Teacher Ma Zai attacked Ma Ke with a move of "Tianma Meteor Fist", Ma Ke did not show any weakness, and counterattacked with a move of "Tianwu Baolun". The two of them were in the background. You do one trick, I do one trick, and I do one trick to attract you One trick, to exchange experiences and experiences about this play.

During the trembling process, Teacher Ma Zai has not forgotten to grab the camera screen and shout out

"That's all because Marco offended the makeup artist..."

The camera teacher was taken aback, and kicked subconsciously. Ma Zai took advantage of the situation and kicked in a roundabout way, pulled out a "Lake Toya" from behind, and slashed at Marco head-on. 'blocked the attack.

Under the shadow of swords and swords, classmate Jia Yingchun calmly took out the next letter and read:

"I find it amazing that Yingchun's real brother is Jia Lian, and Baoyu and Jiazhu are just cousins. However, the author said that the heroine said that the original version of Yingchun favored Jia Zhuoyu, and she also disliked Jia Lian in various ways, saying that marrying Wang Xifeng would be cheap. He's dead... I'll forget about it." (From: [1F] Netizen: == Release time: 2012-12-0719 53:10:[-])

After suppressing Marco, Ma Zai whispered in Jia Yingchun's ear

"Sister, this question is very tricky, let's cut it off."

Jia Yingchun looked at it and said

"It's nothing. In the original book, the relationship between Jia Lian, Jia She and Jia Yingchun is not close. Jia She is greedy for money and lustful. Jia Lian is looking for flowers and asking willows. If I were Jia Yingchun, I wouldn't like them. Jia Baoyu at least respects Yingchun. Those who were raised together with Jia's mother, of course, have better feelings than Jia Lian and Jia Amnesty, as for fainting..."

Yingchun didn't understand and asked Ma Tsai

"Does what you write really make others faint? Do we need to send a strak group cardiac blood return controller to this audience?"

Ma Zai rolled his eyes angrily.

"Iron Man is buttoned to death. This thing is so expensive that you can buy a Ferrari. You can afford it."

Yingchun nodded, and instantly smashed the letter into scum with Zakra.

The director covered his head helplessly, and wrote on the whiteboard with a marker pen:

——Be serious, it’s live now——

Marco covered his chin and frowned.

"What we just said has been broadcast live, what should we do?"

Yingchun looked at the pile of scum on the ground.

One person and one cat met each other, and at the same time smiled happily.

"It's time for the protagonist to ask questions, everyone is welcome to call the hotline, the phone number is: 12345678"

Ma Ke got up from the ground with great difficulty, and in less than 5 minutes, he instantly turned into a tall, handsome boy in Hanfu

"Many viewers don't understand why I travel to this time and space. In fact, Master Ben prefers those sisters in Victoria's Secret. If possible, I completely hope to travel to Justin Bieber. You know, this This singer has collaborated with the Victoria's Secret show many times. I am very envious of this gentleman's luck. By the way, if possible, I really hope that Mr. Ma will open a film about "The Avengers" next time. I am full of affection for the widow sister in this drama, she is simply the goddess in my life. I am willing to cross into Hawkeye and satisfy any whipping of my sister~~~~~~”

Jia Yingchun threw a punch in an instant, and Ma Ke circled in the air for three and a half weeks. Finally, his face landed and fell to the ground. The director shouted

"Come on, come on~~ Come on, come on~~~ Come on, Marco fainted again~~~~"

Yingchun closed her clothes, Yingying knelt down in front of the screen, and the big cat Mazai also knelt beside her.

Yingchun gently opened her cherry lips and said softly

"Thank you to the students who have been able to watch "The Violent Growth History of Yingchun" in the past two weeks. This is a time-travel drama, and it is also a joyful comedy drama. Our aim is to make everyone happy and happy to watch. "

Mazai went on to say

"We will encounter many problems in life, exams, work, emotions, superiors and subordinates, some we can solve, some we can't solve, so I hope that the script I wrote can let everyone escape from these problems. There's a sense of relief in an instant."

——Thank you viewers for watching "The Violent Growth History of Yingchun in the Red Mansion". Next week's plot will be even more exciting, please don't miss it!

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