[Qing Chuan] Yongzheng's embarrassing empress

Soon the New Year's holiday was over, the emperor and ministers resumed work, and princesses also returned to class.

Shuwan called her two daughters-in-law and nieces over to spot-check homework and see the academy plans they had prepared.

Shuwan laughed and said: "During the Chinese New Year, your mother-in-law came to the palace, and they praised you like nothing in the sky or on earth."

Princesses were so proud of themselves that they wished they could raise their heads to the sky.

The little girl from the Fourteen Fortunes' family smiled and said, "Your Majesty, you just have to wait and see! Let's go all out in planning like we are playing polo! Guaranteed to do better than those stubborn old ministers in the court!" "

"Hey, you're very confident!" Shuwan smiled, "Okay, I'll save yours for the last, and I'll see what your sister-in-laws wrote first."

Tana and Jiaojiao presented their plans, and both of their plans were bound into booklets, which looked neat.

Shuwan picked up Tana's plan and looked at it, she heard someone whispering below.

"Oh! I made a mistake! I just wrote a few pages, and it was a mistake! It's so simple, how can it compare with my sisters-in-law?"

Someone echoed her, "Yeah! I'm also two pages..."

"Hmph! Who can you blame for your incomplete thinking? Look at me, I not only made a booklet, I also hired someone to make a frame. Think about it! There are regulations for the booklets dedicated to the emperor, and those dedicated to the empress. Homework, of course, can't be neglected!"

The others were overwhelmed by her wisdom, "What you said makes sense, I will do the same next time!"

Shuwan bit her lip, trying not to laugh.After reading Tana's plan, she was quite satisfied.

"In a few days, it's pretty good that you can do this. The plan is very detailed. According to your plan, it is completely feasible to go directly to the academy. There is only one problem, it is not new enough, most of them are still The feeling of an old school, no new ideas."

Tana smiled embarrassedly, "Thank you, Er Niang, for your advice, I'll change it when I get back."

After seeing Tana's plan, Shuwan picked up Jiaojiao's plan, and she couldn't read it after only two pages.

Shuwan closed the proposal and shook it in her hand, "Did you do this?"

Jiaojiao had never seen Shuwan turn her face, she saw Shuwan's ugly face, she didn't dare to lie, she told the truth immediately.

"Yes... the second elder brother helped me..."

With a cold face, Shuwan threw the proposal on the table. "Your younger sisters are all here today, I'll save you some face. When the younger sisters go back, you and the second elder brother will come to receive the punishment!"

Jiaojiao blushed and retreated, Shuwan was very angry.

Even if you write a few words indiscriminately to perfuse me!You can't ask Xiaobao to write for you!

The others had never seen Shuwan get angry, and couldn't help becoming nervous.

Shuwan flipped through Gege's plans. She didn't ask for a word count at the time, so some plans were thick, and some were thin, only two pages.

Shuwan flipped through it briefly, and most of the younger Gege wrote very immature, basically unusable.

The older Gege, their thinking is more divergent, and the plans are very... unique.

For example, the daughter of Brother Twelve's family, she is the one who pasted up the homework.Her homework is not only about the appearance, but also the content is very 'substantial', this girl wrote a stereotyped article...

"You...why do you write stereotyped essays?"

Shuwan really wanted to complain, this is not the number one examination!

The daughter of Elder Brother Twelve said proudly: "I thought that the mother gave us homework because she wanted to compare our study results in this year. I think it is very good to use stereotyped essays. The form is regular and It shows my talents.”

Shuwan smiled dryly and applauded her, "Uh, it's good, it's good. I'll keep your homework first, and when the emperor comes back, I'll let the emperor have a look."

The child was very happy, "Thank you for your kindness, Majesty, please criticize and correct me."

Shuwan picked up another homework, which was written by the daughter of Brother Jiu's family.

"I see, your plan focuses on profit."

The daughter of Brother Jiu's family nodded seriously, "Yes! I have carefully considered the queen's request. You must spend a huge sum of money to build an academy, and the academy is a place for teaching and educating people. It is very difficult to throw money into it. Difficult to make a profit.

So I paid more attention to the profit item. It happened that I am good at making money, so I asked him for advice, and he gave me a lot of valuable advice. "

Shuwan looked down at what was written on the paper, "The Academy cooperates with the Yamen to find job opportunities for students..."

"Books can't be read in vain. They have to do some work to subsidize the various expenses of the academy."

Shuwan looked at her, then lowered her head, "Encourage students to donate to the academy..."

"Recruit more powerful and powerful students. These people have money, so we don't have to be polite, and we can try to make more money when we can. Especially those dudes, let's tell them that if they don't study and don't want to donate money, the academy will be punished." Discourage them. I promise they will obediently come to us with money.”

Shuwan: ...Please don't use the word 'we', I don't want to cheat you.

Shuwan didn't know how to evaluate it. This girl really deserved to be Brother Nine's cub, and she was very talented in making money.

The son of brother Jiu's family added: "Actually, I didn't write some words. It is not realistic for the academy to cooperate with the yamen and let the students go to work. There are many things in the yamen that should not be known to outsiders. These students can do Errands are limited.

I also suggest that the academy cooperate with Zhuangzi in various prefectures, and let these students go to Zhuangzi to farm.Let them understand that 1.1 rice is hard-won, and at the same time, it can exercise their physique. "

Someone echoed: "Yes! A group of lads! They work and save money to buy donkeys!"

Shuwan: "..."

Very novel point of view, I am amazed.

Shuwan pursed her lips, not knowing how to praise her.

She thought for a long time before smiling: "Very good! Very good! Your starting point is very novel, I... I will refer to it."

Shuwan hurriedly picked up the next plan, which was written by the daughter of the fourteenth elder brother, and this little girl is also amazing.

"You... Did you write the proposal? Didn't you write... The Encyclopedia of Torture Instruments?"

Brother Fourteen's daughter giggled like a cute little oriole.

"My lady, don't make fun of me! My idea is very simple. Don't you build the academy just to make people study hard? It's very simple. If you learn well, you will be given a sweet date. If you don't learn well, you will be rewarded directly. I I drew a lot of instruments of torture in my homework, whoever disobeys me will beat him until he is convinced!"

Shuwan couldn't stop laughing, "Beating someone is a very bad behavior! Simply using violence can't solve the problem! This is not advocated, not advocated!"

The child was a little disappointed, "Isn't it possible? My family has several brothers and sisters, and I want to send them to study in my mother's academy!"

Shuwan: This plastic brotherhood...

Shuwan said perfunctorily: "The academy hasn't been built yet! Let's talk about it later."

After reading the proposals of these crouching dragons and phoenix chicks, Shuwan realized that her mind-set was too serious.

Academy, it can be not only a place to study, but also a labor export market that saves money on donkeys, or a prison for the Ministry of Criminal Justice. Its uses are diverse.

Shuwan took advantage of everyone's merits, praised everyone, and let the little girls leave happily.

She left Jiaojiao behind, ordered someone to call Xiaobao, and scolded the young couple.

"You two are very nice! After getting married, you will become more courageous and dare to fool me!"

Jiaojiao and Xiaobao quickly admitted their mistake and asked Shuwan to calm down.

"How do I calm down? I know you two like to play, have I ever arranged any errands for you? The emperor wants to order Xiaobao around, and I will stop him from being lazy. I rarely arrange something for Jiaojiao." , It’s just writing a few words, how dare you cheat!”

Xiaobao smiled hippie, "Emiang, we know we are wrong, Jiaojiao has never done these homework, she will not..."

"If you can't do it, can't you ask others? If she can't do it, can't she simply write down her own ideas? Second prince, you will go out to build a palace in the future. She won't be a housekeeper, and she won't communicate with others. You have to do everything? I don't care who is in charge and who is in charge, the problem is that a group of women are socializing, second prince, can you go?"

Jiaojiao wiped her eyes and began to cry, "Emperor Niang, I know I was wrong, please stop scolding Xiaobao, I won't dare again."

Shuwan didn't feel sorry for her because of her tears, she had seen too many tears.

"Don't cry in a hurry. I'll scold him first, and I'll scold you right away. Just wait."

Jiaojiao: "Woo..."

Shuwan said to Xiaobao: "That's what it is. I won't be angry if I don't know how to do it or if I don't do it well. What I'm angry about is that you guys fooled me. I'm not old-fashioned yet. You guys have to cheat on such little things. , you are sick!"

Xiao Bao was so scolded that she shrank her head and did not dare to speak, Shuwan pointed to the door and said: "Get out! Get out and run around, it takes half an hour to stop!"

Jiaojiao cried: "Mother Huang, it's so cold outside, Xiaobao will be frozen to death."

Shuwan said coldly: "Don't worry, you'll be warm after running. If you're worried, you can go out and run too."

Jiaojiao: "..."

Xiaobao hurriedly said: "No need, no need, I can just run by myself."

After finishing speaking, he crawled out and ran around.

Shuwan said to Jiaojiao: "You are a daughter-in-law, I don't want to scold you like I scold Xiaobao."

Jiaojiao: I've been crying for a while, so you haven't started scolding yet...

Shuwan went on to say: "As long as you are a human being, you love to enjoy, but you can't spend all the time in your life on enjoying, right? Since you are a first-time offender, I won't say anything. Go back and write a confession. I will."

Jiaojiao quickly agreed, and Shuwan sent her back. When they left, she fell on the bed exhausted, not even wanting to eat lunch.

The emperor was very well informed, he learned that Xiaobao was fined to run a circle, so he came back from the Hall of Mental Cultivation to see Shuwan at noon.

Shuwan was tilted on the bed, and the emperor sat by the bed and whispered softly to persuade her.

"I've heard it before. Xiaobao and his wife are too much. They dare to lie to you about such a trivial matter. How can you pay for the big things? I'll punish them both too. Don't be angry, it will hurt you."

Shuwan sighed: "Oh, I'm fine. You know me too. Anger comes and goes quickly. I was a little angry at the time, but I couldn't get angry afterwards.

I punished them not because I was angry, but because I wanted to teach them a lesson.If small things are not punished, they will become more and more rampant in the future.To be honest, I kind of regret it now.Before you grabbed Xiaobao to run an errand, I shouldn't have helped Xiaobao at that time, it made him even more shameless. "

The emperor smiled and said: "It's not too late to ask them to change it now. Starting tomorrow, I will arrange more things for Xiaobao."

The emperor couldn't understand Xiaobao's lazy look the most, and now he had a reason to punish him.

The emperor pulled Shuwan up, "Since you are not angry with Xiaobao, why are you lying here again? Are you feeling uncomfortable?"

Shuwan smiled, "I'm not uncomfortable, I was surprised by Princesses."

"By the way, today is the day for them to hand in their plans." The emperor asked, "Where's the plan? I'll take a look too."

Shuwan's eyes lit up, and she hurriedly brought over the proposal.Husband and wife are one, and she can't just let her be shocked and speechless.

The emperor's reading speed was very fast, and it didn't take long for him to read all the proposals.

Shuwan asked with a smirk, "What do you think?"

The emperor held a stack of proposals, unable to speak for a long time.

Shuwan smiled and said, "Please correct that stereotyped essay and give me some valuable suggestions for encouragement."

The emperor rubbed his forehead, "When we first selected candidates, we selected them based on age, right? We didn't choose them on purpose, did we?"

"It was your imperial decree at that time, have you forgotten?"

The emperor sighed: "I haven't forgotten... I just didn't expect that a random arrangement could bring in so many...talents!"