[Qing Chuan] Yongzheng's embarrassing empress

The emperor was silent for a moment, and then praised Shuwan.

"You really know how to tell nonsense more and more."

Shuwan sneered, and turned her head away not daring to look at him.

Gege from the thirteenth elder brother's family may be a newborn calf who is not afraid of tigers, or it may simply be thick-skinned.She didn't look at the emperor's face, and pulled Shuwan to look at the man.

"Your Majesty, look at the third guy from the left, the one with the best running posture!"

Shuwan nodded again and again, "I see! I see! The legs are so long!"

"Not only the legs are long, but also white!"

Shuwan: "Oh! This position is not good, I can't see his face."

"It doesn't matter. After a while, you will be able to see the front face when he runs to the opposite side. How about the one on the inside when you look back?"

"This one is not bad either. You have a bright smile with your little white teeth bared!"

"His smile is so sweet. I saw that he can eat two more bowls of rice per meal!" Gege from Brother Thirteen's family pointed back at another person, "Look further back and look at the one with the thinnest waist."

The two let out a wretched laugh of "hehehe" at the same time, and Shuwan gave a thumbs up, which is the highest compliment to a good waist.

The emperor gritted his teeth angrily, and twisted Shuwan's arm.

Shuwan regained her composure and quickly put away her smile, she patted Shisan elder brother Gege's shoulder seriously.

"You can't look like this! This kind of behavior is not advisable! You are here to do things, not here to see your waist!"

Shuwan pointed at the child and shook her head while talking, pretending to be a decent person.

The emperor also came to educate the children, "You are still young, marriage is not a child's play, you have to let your parents check it out for you."

Gege from the thirteenth elder brother's family said: "Your Majesty, there are so many men, I will choose a few first. Isn't it easier for my mother to choose?"

The emperor frowned, "Are you willing, are the people you fancy happy? You beat them with a sword every day, who can like you? Men like gentle girls."

Gege looked at Shuwan, "Is the empress gentle?"

Shuwan and the emperor said at the same time: "Of course!"

Greg: "..."

OK!You say yes!

The emperor felt that what he said was very reasonable, but his favorite little niece was really rebellious.

"Your Majesty, it doesn't matter whether a man likes me or not. I just like them. Get married! Of course I have to choose the one who looks the best and suits me the most. As for what the other person thinks, it doesn't matter, it doesn't matter, I just like the twisted ones." melon!"

The emperor was short of words, so he poked Shuwan and asked her to speak.

Shuwan hurriedly said: "Twisted melons are not sweet!"

Gege raised her eyebrows and gave Shuwan a wink, as she said, as long as the melon has seeds, everything is fine!Damn, just forget it!

Gege winked, and Shuwan suddenly remembered that sentence a long time ago.

Shuwan spread her hands at the emperor, expressing that she was powerless.

The emperor pursed his lips and held back for a long time without saying a word.

To the minister, he could scold for half an hour without repeating the same thing, but to the rebellious child, he didn't know what to say.

The children in his family are just skins and not rebellious. He has never seen such a child.He said a word, and others responded to it, and it was plausible, and it seemed to be very reasonable.

In desperation, the emperor could only use the last trick of his elders - warning.

"I warn you! Don't miss my students. If you are dishonest, I will drive you away!"

Ge Ge pouted dissatisfiedly, "The emperor is so domineering!"

The emperor said angrily: "Yes! I'm being overbearing and unreasonable. I'll tell you about it later, Ama Erniang, and let them teach you a lesson!"

Gege curled her lips, complaining in her heart that the emperor is pedantic, not as enlightened as the empress.

Shuwan patted Gege on the shoulder and told her to go back and watch the students run.

The emperor complained to Shuwan with his hands behind his back, "It's all your fault! The children are brought up by you when they enter the palace, and you teach them like this!"

Shuwan was not happy anymore, "Why do you push all the things about teaching children to me! They blame me when they learn badly, why don't you praise me when they learn well? Everyone has a love of beauty, isn't it just like men? Yes What a big deal! It would be too bad if they liked women!"

"Hmph, love of beauty... just now your eyeballs were almost glued to his waist, the children have followed suit! How dare you say that you are not to blame!"

Shuwan felt a little guilty, "Okay! Don't be jealous! I'll look at you more when I go back!"

The emperor was angry, wanted to get angry but couldn't, and lost interest in inspecting the academy.

He turned his head and walked out, "Don't look at it, go to Thirteenth Brother!"

"Are you going to file a complaint?" Shuwan chased after her, "Hey! How old are you, and you still want to be a complaint?"

The emperor dragged Shuwan into the car to go to Brother Thirteen's house, when she got there, Shuwan hugged the car window and refused to get out of the car.

The tempers of Princesses have nothing to do with the traditional ladies, what if Brother Thirteen and Thirteen Fujin are unhappy?

She doesn't want to admit mistakes!She thinks Gege are very good!Well, what a color!Good, happy color!

The emperor couldn't drag her down, so she could only let Shuwan go, Shuwan ordered the coachman to drive quickly, she was going to hide at Wufujin's place.

When she arrived at Wufujin's place, Shuwan ate a big meal and drank a lot of wine, the palace gate was about to be locked before she went back.

The emperor came back earlier than her, and frowned displeased when he smelled the alcohol on her body.

"Where have you been?"

Shuwan smirked, "Going to drink!"

Shuwan lay on the emperor's shoulder and even blew on him, making the emperor frown.

The emperor asked his servants to go out, washed the handkerchief and rubbed it on Shuwan's face.

"Leave me to drink, come back so late, you are really getting more and more capable!"

Shuwan washed her face, rinsed her mouth, drank a bowl of hangover soup, and became much more sober.

She asked the emperor: "Little complainant, have you filed a complaint? What did the thirteenth brothers say?"

The emperor acquiesced in the title of complainant, "Thirteenth brother and they said to arrange marriage for the children as soon as possible. Thirteenth brother's children are like this, and other children probably have the same temper. I will inform other brothers and let them give the children as soon as possible. Look at people."

Shuwan couldn't help sighing, children, hurry up and look at your waist and legs!After getting married, I can only watch it secretly!

The emperor pinched Shuwan's face, still complaining that she taught bad children.

Shuwan put her arms around the emperor's waist, "Yes, yes, yes, I am a bad embryo, and it's all my fault. I like to bring bad people the most. Then... you stick to me every day, and you haven't turned bad yet. That's not true. So polite!"

Shuwan smiled mischievously, "Come on, little brother! Let me spoil you! Today my sister will teach you what is domineering and forced love!"

The emperor smiled and pushed her, "Don't mess around!"

Shuwan blinked at him ripplingly, "Hmph, push harder! The more you resist, the more excited I get!"

The emperor reprimanded her for being unscrupulous, but the strength in her hands was getting weaker and weaker, and she did a good job of refusing and welcoming.Shuwan pulled him to roll onto the bed, put down the bed curtain and gave a good lesson.

The emperor is a very double standard in life, he can enjoy forced love, but he can't tolerate Princesses forcing others.

He informed the parents of Gege's state of mind. For a while, the matchmakers in the capital became busy, and Gege's parents were all trying to marry their daughters.

Parents are afraid that their daughters will fall in love early, so they simply let them get married, thinking that they will be able to take care of them.Ge Ge knew that the family was looking at them, but they just sneered and looked at the man more vigorously.

The students in the academy are all carefully selected, and many of them are the children of nobles.

The parents of Gege looked around, and finally found that the daughters had the best vision.All of a sudden, the students of the academy became popular, and everyone was vying for them to be their sons-in-law.

Princesses are willing, Prince Fujin is willing, the parents of the students can get married with the clan, of course they are also willing, only the students have bitterness in their hearts and can't tell.

How dare they marry these princesses?Don't even dare to hold hands, for fear of being drawn!

In the contention between the princes and Fujins, the marriage of Gege and others was finalized.Most of them are the students of the Academy, and the rest are from noble families in the capital.

The emperor issued a decree to grant the marriage, and specially called Princesses into the palace, and told them to live a good life, not to look at other people's legs, let alone look at their waists.

The princesses pretended to agree, and after returning home, they should look at their waists and legs, and they should look at their legs. If the students do not do well, they will start to slap, and they are still so impolite.

Because of Gege's marriage, the capital city was really lively, but it just subsided a little bit, and it was New Years again in a blink of an eye.

Shuwan talked about the Chinese New Year. The queen mother said that this year, Tana and Jiaojiao were pregnant at the same time.

Shuwan wondered if the New Year in the palace wasn't lively enough?There are no banquets, operas, and firecrackers, so how lively can it be?

After thinking about it, Shuwan found some craftsmen and asked them to carve ice lanterns.At night, candles are lit and the lights are bright. When the weather gets warmer, don’t throw away these ices. Move them all to the freezer for summer use in the coming summer.

In the Ningshou Palace of the Empress Dowager, there are cranes presenting birthdays, and in the Hall of Mental Cultivation, there are lions rolling hydrangea balls, which are charmingly naive.

Song and the others and the children chose the styles themselves, some were carps, some were puppies...

Only Shuwan was different. She didn't want all kinds of designs recommended by the Ministry of Internal Affairs. She drew the blueprints herself and asked the craftsmen to make a Doraemon for her.

The children in the family are hanging around Doraemon, they don't understand what it is.

"Is this a cat?" Tana was not sure.

Jiaojiao disagreed, "It can't be a cat, it doesn't have ears!"

Xiao Bao said, "But it has a beard!"

Jiaojiao said: "Mice and dogs also have beards, and tigers also have beards."

Guaibao rubbed his chin and shook his head, "But none of the mice, dogs, or tigers is blue."

Everyone was puzzled, what the hell is this!

Shuwan came out holding the hand stove, "Don't look, it's so cold, don't you feel cold?"

Kang Bao asked, "Emiang, what is this in your courtyard?"

Xiaobao said: "This thing has a blue body and a white face. The color is mixed with water and then frozen into ice. The color tone is uneven. It's so ugly, is it from a town house?"

Guaibao agreed: "It must be! Think about it! If you want to town the house, you must be fierce. This is a blue beast!"

Shuwan looked at Doraemon, beast?

Shuwan beckoned them to enter the house, "Okay! Don't look at it! This is my childhood. It can't be a town house, nor can it exorcise evil spirits. I put it here to recall my childhood. Look at how cute it is!"

Guaibao couldn't agree with Shuwan's aesthetics, "How cute is this stuff? This is Er Niang's childhood? You were too pitiful when you were young!"

Shuwan didn't allow others to insult her Doraemon, so she raised her leg and kicked Guaibao.

"Shut up and get out of the house!"

Guaibao and the others were about to enter the room with a smile, but Tana suddenly called out.

"Ah! Stop it!"

Everyone bypassed Doraemon and saw Little Gege holding a ball in her hand, she broke off Shuwan's childhood tail.

Shuwan: "...As expected, the child is quiet, so he must be acting like a demon."

Kang Bao snatched the ball from the child and gave it to Shuwan.

"Your grandson has a special liking for tails. The pigs, rabbits and tigers in our yard have long since lost their tails."

Shuwan rubbed her forehead, thinking to herself that this is her own grandson and she cannot be beaten.

Xiaobao gloated, "Er Niang, if the ball gets a little wet, you should be able to push it back!"

Shuwan threw the ball to him, "Go get it!"

Xiaobao reached out to catch it, but the round tail jumped a few times in his hand as if it was hot, and fell to the ground with a bang, breaking into pieces.

Shuwan: "..." Her troubled childhood!

"Forget it, don't worry about it, let's all go into the house!"

Everyone entered the room and sat down, Shuwan ordered someone to pick out the roasted chestnuts beside the stove, this is the best to eat in the cold weather.

Everyone was gossiping and peeling chestnuts to eat, when a eunuch came in to report.

"Greetings to the empress, there is news from the imperial tomb that the eighth elder brother... is gone."

Shuwan froze for a moment, "When did it happen?"

"Last night, I heard that when I found out in the morning, I was already hard."

The excitement in the room seemed to dissipate all of a sudden, and after a while, Shuwan asked, "Does the emperor know?"

"The Holy Majesty already knows, and the Holy Majesty doesn't look very happy."

Shuwan sighed, and threw the peeled chestnuts on the table.

In order to please Shuwan, the servant who came to report the letter spoke ill of Eighth Prince.

"Talk about Eighth Brother, he doesn't know how to pick a time, since it's almost Chinese New Year, he rushes at this time to make you and the emperor unhappy."

Shuwan looked at him coldly, "Shut up! Don't talk about Eighth Brother!"

The eunuch was so frightened that he kowtowed and begged for mercy, but Shuwan waved him back.

Kang Bao frowned and asked, "Emiang, are you okay?"

Shuwan forced a smile, "I'm fine, maybe you, Ama, are not fine."

Shuwan could guess that the emperor's mood must be very complicated when the eighth elder brother suddenly disappeared.

The eighth elder brother is guarding the imperial mausoleum, life will definitely not be easy.The emperor has been fighting with him for so long, there is resentment between them, and there is also a trace of sympathy for each other.

Don't mention Eighth Prince's character, but his ability alone, the emperor admires him.It is inevitable that such a person passed away quietly on the winter night before the New Year.

Shuwan was not in the mood to chat with the children anymore, so she asked the children to go back.

"I'm going to see you, Ama."