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Ah this.

something behind me?Could it be that the low sound is better than the mysterious sound?

He knows that thing, but this guy is really amazing, he can even see what drives me, how far he can see...

Before I could say anything, the door of the infirmary was opened, and two people I was very familiar with walked in, among them, the black-haired woman walking in front raised her eyebrows, and said firstly: "Chaos Mr. Bu?"

"Ah." Edogawa turned around in disorder, "You guys came here so soon."

Osamu Dazai stared at Edogawa Ranpo's hand holding my wrist, the expression on his face didn't change, he quickly looked away, and said with a smile: "It's just an explanation of the situation, but Mr. Ranpo , what are you talking about with Xiaojiao, let me listen too—"

"She said she would join a detective agency." Edogawa Ranpo said abruptly.

Ok?

I want to join a detective agency?How do I not know.

Looking at the nonsense black-haired young man in shock, the other party turned around as if he had sensed it, and leaned towards my face with a mysterious face and whispered to me: "Anyway, the detective agency has something you want, how about Join now, I'm really curious about what purpose you want to have a relationship with."

I blushed and said hesitantly, "Then..."

"What, what? Does Xiaojiao want to join the detective agency too?" Osamu Dazai took my hand abruptly, interspersed to interrupt the conversation between the two of them, his slender fingers with well-articulated bones inserted between my fingers, and his fluffy bangs hung down At one point, the usual refreshing smile appeared on the clean and handsome face: "That's great, can we work with Jiaojiao again?"

No, no matter how you think about it, it's impossible!

I silently twitched my left hand, which was being clenched, but I couldn't pull it out. I could only say dully, "Mr. Dazai, I'm a civil servant of the Supernatural Secret Service Division for the time being."

Hey, it's all because the phone was broken by that melon boy Akutagawa. I hope the military and police brothers can get the latest big phone he bought.

"Then you can join both sides." Edogawa Ranpo raised his index finger: "There are two salaries."

"Huh?" It's still like this... It's so exciting.

"Really."

"Ask the president about that kind of thing." Yosano Akiko put one hand on her waist, too lazy to get involved in the farce between the two stinky men. Seeing the black-haired young man in the detective hat take the initiative to retract his body and stand up, she walked away. Arriving beside Edogawa Ranpo, his red eyes looked straight at me: "Are you awake? How do you feel?"

"Life is quite big. Before the treatment, your two or three vertebrae were misaligned, your heart vessels were always on the verge of rupture, and the nerves around your left leg were severely damaged. I don't need to say more about your left foot... What a pity You can live till now."

I blinked my eyes, sat up straight quickly, threw off Dazai Osamu's hand with a little effort, and rushed over to hug Yosano Akiko's arm: "Then, sister, am I healed now?"

"Nonsense, who do you think I am?"

Yosano Akiko's expression froze for a moment, as if she couldn't stand me doing this, she twitched her arms uncomfortably: "Now your commission from back then is completely over."

"Tsk." As if remembering something, she drooped her eyes slightly, and her expression became complicated: "At that time, you didn't follow up. I asked Mr. Ranpo, and he also said that you might not come back. thought you..."

"Knock knock."

Yosano Akiko's hesitant voice was interrupted by a knock on the door not far away, and the door of the infirmary was pushed open. Kunikida Doppo walked into the room with a notebook, and pushed his glasses pretending to be serious: "Excuse me."

"Hey, Dazai!" His eyes fell on Dazai Osamu, and he took two or three steps to grab his collar.

"Don't be carefree here. The young lady entrusted us to protect her near her house just now. This time it's a serious job. Don't think that you can escape this time like you slipped away from the task of catching a cat."

"Eh--"

Osamu Dazai elongated his voice in dissatisfaction, and turned his head to look at me aggrievedly, his tea-brown eyes were wet like a puppy, but when he turned back, he showed a disgusted expression: "Kunikida-kun, didn't you see that I'm busy right now?" Come on, wouldn't it be good for Dun and Jinghuajiang to do that kind of thing? They are just in need of experience."

"Busy?" Kunikida Doppo's eyebrows twitched, and the corners of his eyes twitched as he looked at the black-haired young man in front of him with a sleepy face, and took a look at me through the reflective lenses.

I was baffled, so I greeted obediently: "Hello."

"...Hello." Kunikida Doppo probably didn't expect me to speak suddenly, and looked away in embarrassment, coughing a few times as if embarrassed by the presence of me, the client, and continued to glare at Osamu Dazai: " What you mean by being busy is running here to chat up another girl in the room! I thought you'd changed your temper, but I didn't expect you to remain stubborn."

"Taking up a conversation? That's not it."

Osamu Dazai denied it all at once, with a gentle smile on his handsome face and a bit of deep eyes: "Jiaojiao is unique to me."

... Why is this guy getting weirder as he talks.

It seems that the two of us have some kind of close relationship, please, at least in front of the Armed Detective Agency, save me some face!

I stared at the fluffy and soft back of the black-haired young man's head, and I naturally didn't believe this guy's affectionate words. If he likes me, it's a ghost. Let's pretend that the other party really liked me a little when he was in PortMafia. Now 1 Years must have passed by long ago, I jumped off the bed speechlessly, and before I could go over to deny it, Edogawa Ranpo suddenly came over and put his arms around my shoulders with a smile: "Then Dazai."

"Your unique little old friend will belong to us temporarily, you can complete the task with peace of mind."

He waved his hand towards Dazai Osamu, and Kunikida Doppo also grabbed the bandage-wrapped black-haired young man very well, and dragged him out mercilessly, preventing him from continuing to speak.

"Hey..." Osamu Dazai turned his head eagerly, and stretched out Erkang's hand towards me. I also looked at him a little bit hesitantly, no, I didn't want to say anything, didn't he leave? Even better, in case Cerebellar Ax misunderstands something, hehe.

"Really, I'm going back too."

Yosano Akiko came here just to confirm my situation, she left the infirmary with one hand on her waist, and gave me a quick look before she left: "Next time, don't think it can end so easily."

And next time?I looked at her with bright eyes: "Sister, you are so kind."

To be honest, since I woke up just now, I feel refreshed. My heart, which is always throbbing and out of breath from time to time, is healthy and strong. The chest tightness and powerlessness have also disappeared. yes--

I regained the feeling in my left foot, and I can control my walking very well, and there is no problem at all with a couple of jumps.

As for the handsome black-haired woman not far away, she directly closed the wooden door of the infirmary. It seemed that because she didn't control her strength well, the wooden door made a loud "bang".

……

Quiet.

The bustling people disappeared. It can be called a spacious health room, and now only me and a black-haired young man wearing a detective beret are left.

Edogawa Ranpo squinted his eyes and turned his head, "So, how is my proposal going?"

He was still thinking about it.

It doesn't matter if the mysterious voice tells the other party, it's not because he hasn't seen through the three-dimensional world behind him, so he is more energetic.

"I'm not familiar with you..." I looked away embarrassedly, and lowered my head shyly. To be honest, I was quite moved.

"Liar."

Edogawa Ranbu opened his emerald green pupils, and the eyes flashed a little sharply, and he moved a little closer, and said in a faint tone: "I can see that you know me very well."

"And you also know that I know what you know about me."

He tilted his head and said, "Well, you guys know all my secrets, and I can almost guess some of your secrets. In this case, we have a common secret, how about it?"

Damn, if he knows that I plan to have a partner to complete my goal and then dump me like a scumbag, and accept it, then it is indeed very much in line with my criteria for choosing a spouse.

My heart was so moved that I couldn't help poking my head and said, "Then, let's try to make a date first?"

"But please secretly avoid Atsushi Nakajima..."

"You are really scum."

Edogawa Ranpo opened his eyes completely, he looked at me a few times, and soon he snorted coldly and raised his chin: "But Ranpo-sama is very generous, forget it, and correspondingly, don't forget the Say something nice."

***

Although talking about going on a date together, I don't have any expectations for the two of them going out.

It’s not that I haven’t read the original work, but as a senior author who relies on writing for a living, even though I haven’t written about Edogawa Ranpo’s fan, I still can’t fail to study him... This guy can’t even ride a train!

"Hey, what's that look on your face?"

The black-haired young man walking beside me pulled the beret on his head, and puffed up his face in dissatisfaction: "Are you treating me as a fool?"

I turned my head to look at him blankly, shocked in my heart: "But, I didn't make an expression."

"It's all written on his face. A famous detective knows everything." Edogawa Luanbo sat down on the bench next to the newsstand not far away, and pointed to the opposite intersection with his finger: "In order to punish you , hurry up and buy a ticket."

...So after all, don't you still want me to buy a ticket! !

I drew a big red cross on him in my heart, and I picked...ah no, I touched my pocket distressedly, and was about to turn around, but the hem of the coat was suddenly pulled.

"and many more."

The black-haired young man sitting behind squinted his eyes and lowered his head, flipped through the small bag on his shoulder, and finally took out a stack of banknotes from the bag and handed it over: "It really can't be done without the real name detective, here, take go."

Huh?

My eyes lit up, and Edogawa Ranpo enjoyed my adoring eyes very much, and said with satisfaction: "Virgin boyfriends and girlfriends have to pay wages, right? I saved a lot of money, here it is."

I hurriedly painted out the big red cross in my heart, took the money and grabbed his cuff, and patted his dog's legs docilely: "Master Luanbu, he is the most wise, mighty, tall and mighty man I have ever seen!"

"Hmph, why don't you hurry up now that you know?"

"Obey!" I gave a military salute, and happily ran towards Qian with my arms in my arms. The recovered left leg made me as light as a swallow. Even the boss of the newsstand seemed to be looking at us with a look of relief... Well, never mind him.

***

Facts have proved that one cannot be too complacent.

I stuttered and put the big bills left over after buying the tickets into my trouser pocket, and was about to leave the subway entrance when I saw an unexpected young man on the side of the street.

It was a red-haired man wearing a black top hat.

The orange-haired young man was wearing a handsome black suit. His ocher-red hair fluttered slightly in the wind because of driving. The black coat was slung firmly on his shoulders. His delicate face was staring ahead. stopped the car.

The black sports car made a very harsh sound as it rubbed against the ground at extremely high speed.

I looked back blankly, moved my flexible left ankle, turned around and ran without hesitation.

Oh shit.

How could the Central Plains appear near here? ! !

It's quite far away from the Port Mafia, and it takes about 20 minutes to drive. Damn, he must have heard about me from Ryunosuke Akutagawa, so he came here to arrest me. ...

Damn PortMafia, where is the special agent department!

I was a little worried about Edogawa Ranpo who was sitting behind the turning. There were not many people nearby. It was a problem whether people fled into the armed detective agency or other streets.

At this moment, the orange-haired young man with a delicate face has chased after him.

Accompanied by the unnatural landing sound, a dark red light emerged from his body, and he landed vigorously and steadily in front of me. His eyebrows, which were the same color as his hair, were slightly frowned, and he spoke in a much lower voice than before: "What are you running for?"

……

I checked the portrait in my arms calmly, and said silently, "Long time no see, Mr. Zhongyuan."

silence.

The tense atmosphere suddenly quieted down, Zhong Yuanzhong also seemed to choke for a moment, lowered his blue eyes, and threw the shopping from the car to me: "Here you are."

"...PortMafia didn't give you an order to pursue you. Unlike last time, I won't do anything."

I:?

Confused, I caught the shopping bag thrown by the other party, and I checked the decorations and patterns on it in a daze. This was obviously my shopping item that Akutagawa had messed up before.

Are you all right?

Did he come all the way here just to return this shopping bag to himself? ?

I was shocked in my heart, could it be that it was sprayed with drugs or something... I looked at the orange-haired youth standing opposite me vigilantly. The last time I met Chuya Nakahara was only two or three days ago. At that time, he was still It can only be described as a young man. When I saw him today, the already outstanding appearance of the other party was more refined than before. His bones and shoulders had also grown a lot. A long lock of hair was loosely placed on the neck, and his mature temperament concealed The previous youthfulness completely overlapped with the costumes in the anime I remember.

Facing my scrutiny, Nakahara Nakahara unnaturally moved his eyes a little, the brim of his hat slightly covered his beautiful blue eyes.

awkward.

After confirming that the other party did not have any murderous intent, I lowered my head with undiminished vigilance, and secretly opened the shopping bag in my hand to look inside. It was true that they were all the daily necessities I had bought before.

But something is missing.

Scratching my cheek sheepishly, I looked up from the shopping bag: "My pink lace panties are missing."

"Did you take it?"

It's 3940 yen, it's fucking expensive.