Yin Yang ferry

Guang Han nodded, his attitude was very cooperative.

"How do you want to practice?"

"Say a word, and I'll slap you."

After He Shu finished speaking, he turned to Li Beidao, "You can be the judge, and see if this can attract others' attention?"

Li Bei finally came to his senses: "You want to be an undercover agent in that group?! I know the WeChat of the group leader, I can give you..."

He Shu shook his head: "Why don't you understand? As soon as you died, I came to your door. People are not stupid. How could they not guess that I was going to mess things up? I'm going to be a lever on the major social platforms you used to hang out with A rising star in the fine world, let the other party notice me and come to me, understand?"

Li Bei was a little excited: "That's a good idea. When you go to Weibo, that's where he found me! Why don't you let me reply, no one can speak up more than me!"

He Shu, Guanghan: ...

"Have you ever thought about a possibility, why you are the first target to be targeted in that group of gangsters?" He Shu asked him suddenly.

"Why?" Li Bei was confused.

"Because I've seen a lot of gangsters. It's rare for people like you who don't forget to raise the bar even after they die, and want to go back to their old jobs happily. I guess you're the only one in that group." He Shu said that he was an eye-opener.

Li Bei is quite modest: "That's not true. There is someone in the group who is more arrogant than me. The owner of the group often praises him. I went to see it. There was a social news that caused a lot of trouble. The protagonist is a policeman. The person in the group People are directly below one against a hundred, thousands of troops will not reject anyone who comes, and in the end everyone is forced to flee, but it is so majestic! Compared with him, I am still far behind."

He Shu: ...

This barbarian ghost has already lost its nature, so He Shu didn't bother to talk to him, and said directly to Guang Han, "Come on, I'm ready."

Guang Han hesitated: "Say what?"

He Shu: "Whatever you want, a bullshit is someone who can say anything."

Guanghan: "He Shu, you are so handsome."

He Shu: ...

Li Bei: "Let me do it, I will do this question! He is called handsome? Have you never seen a handsome guy? You have such low vision, no women like it, right?"

"you shut up!"

"you shut up!"

He Shu Guanghan turned his head and said in unison.

Li Bei covered his mouth embarrassingly.

He Shu said to Guang Han, "Change the subject."

Guanghan thought for a while: "I think my acting skills are quite good."

He Shu raised his eyebrows: "How do you have the face to say such a thing? You, a monk who didn't even come from a major and came to read scriptures halfway, actually said that you are good at acting. Is it the courage Liang Jingru gave you?"

Li Bei thought that this was too gentle, how could it be called arguing.

As a result, Guanghan's reaction in the next second surprised him even more.

Guang Han nodded: "I am indeed not as good as a professional, but for you, I will work hard."

He Shu was stunned for a moment, and his fair face slowly turned red at a speed visible to the naked eye.

Li Bei rubbed his forehead, but couldn't see.

Seeing that the two of them had no intention of continuing the practice, he endured and endured, and couldn't help but whispered: "How can you help me find the real culprit?"

He Shu coughed lightly and was about to speak when the phone rang.

The caller ID was the little girl who came to help them feed the cat.

Could it be that something happened to Fengfeng?

He Shu thumped, and quickly picked up the phone before he had time to think about it.

"Brother He, I'm Xiaolin, the pet shop clerk who feeds the cat for you every day."

"I know, what's wrong, Xiao Lin? Did Fengfeng get lost?"

"No, Brother He, there is something that I don't know if it's appropriate to say it, but if I don't tell you, I'm afraid that something bad will happen to you."

Her tone was solemn but hesitant, and He Shu couldn't help becoming serious.

"It's okay, you say."

"I think your house seems to be haunted."

He Shu:? ? ?

"What did you say?"

He Shu suspected that he had heard wrong.

There are still ghosts who dare to make troubles in the house of the King of Hades and the King of Ghosts?

Xiao Lin thought he didn't believe it, so he explained in detail: "I usually go to your house every morning to feed the cat. When I went there two days ago, I found that the computer screen was on. I thought it was because you forgot to turn it off before leaving, so I just went to your house to feed the cat. I turned off the screen, and it happened again the next day. I thought it was not enough to just turn off the screen, so I turned off the computer for you. As a result, when I went today, I found that the computer was turned on again."

He Shu: ...

The more she talked, the more frightened she became.

"Brother He, I feel that something is not right in your house, why don't you find someone else to come to your house!"

The corner of He Shu's mouth twitched, and he didn't know how to explain it to Xiao Lin. Could it be that you don't have to be afraid, but our cat actually runs the computer, and it has become a spirit, and it will start playing games as soon as you leave?

"Brother He, then it's settled, I'll refund the money back to you on WeChat."

Before He Shu could speak, she hung up the phone.

He Shu gritted his teeth, and said to Guang Han, "I really want to go home and beat birds, no, cats."

Guanghan: "I thought of a good idea."

He Shu looked at him.

Guanghan looked calm: "It is very suitable to be an undercover gangster."

He Shu couldn't help suddenly.

Yes, why didn't he think of that!Fengfeng's mouth, which usually doesn't know anything else, is full of talents and skills directly. Instead of letting it play games at home and forget to turn off the computer to scare the little girl, it is better to catch it as a coolie.

Of course, Fengfeng's body is so weak now that she is not suitable for long-distance travel, so she should stay at home and work part-time.

Thinking of this, He Shu smiled and said: "Now I'm quite curious, who is the mastermind behind the fight between Fengfengfeng and Fengfeng."

The next day, a netizen with the id "Little Phoenix Loves Pork Ribs" appeared under a certain hot news item, who tried to argue with others, hell with the devil, but he would argue with most mainstream netizens' opinions.

Others say that society is developing in a good direction.He replied: How do you prove that society is getting better? Have you never been cheated since you were a child?Even if you haven’t been tricked, haven’t the people around you been tricked? Human nature is evil. If you say something like this, it means that you are stupid and have never experienced the dangers of the world. How can you be qualified to represent those who have been tricked? People speak, how old are you?

Others say that killing for life is justified.He replied: How do you know if there are any difficulties and secrets behind the murderer? Don't persuade others to be kind without others suffering.

Others say that today's society is so introverted that many young people can't bear to lie down, even if they are highly educated.He replied: What do you mean by improving your academic qualifications?In order to show off your high education, do you look down on other people?Those with low education are not worthy to lie flat?

As the saying goes, as long as you can lift the earth up, the people on the earth will be taken to outer space by you.

Thanks to the efforts of "Little Phoenix Loves to Eat Ribs" for a week, this gangster id has become famous on a certain social platform with active numbers. As long as many netizens see this ID, they will jokingly "here comes the gangster again, everyone hurry up." Run", countless people tried to reason with Gang Jing but were defeated, normal people ran away one after another, and didn't want to pay attention to him at all.

But He Shu and Guang Han have been waiting quietly.

They were waiting for the group leader to take the initiative to find "Little Phoenix Loves Pork Ribs".

One day, two days, three days...

Perhaps while "Little Phoenix" was making waves, the other party was also hiding in the dark and silently observing its performance.

Finally, on the third day of the second week, a strange email appeared in the background mailbox of "Little Phoenix Loves Pork Ribs".

[Come and join our world, here are all kinds of topics you like, with sharp views and serious opposition, no matter what kind of views, you can collide fiercely here and spark sparks! 】

Li Bei cried out when he saw the email.

"It's him, it's him, he's finally here!"