Iceman Family

I felt an inexplicable chill on my naked chest, I choked up, and decided to make a final struggle: "Uncle Shi, Asi is a man...you can't wear this daughter's underwear..."

Avalokitesvara turned a deaf ear to it, held me between her arms and bowed her head to admire, her fingers also traced on my weak chest, quickly stuck the apron in her hand on it, and tied a knot from the back of my neck. "It's so pretty." His eyes licked my upper body wearing a bellyband like a tongue, and there was some kind of unreal * in his eyes, "Uncle Shi likes it."

I petrified.

Avalokitesvara's hands lingered on my numb body, and after a low laugh, she bent down and pressed her high nose against the tip of my nose, and her wine-scented lips blocked my mouth.

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When Avalokitesvara clumsily tried to pry open my lips and teeth, I was surprisingly calm.The long black hair hanging on both sides of the cheeks, the black phoenix eyes shining with ambiguous luster, coupled with the crystal clear sweat stained with thin fragrance, and the beautiful and firm honey-colored chest, who can control it?If it wasn't for his great strength, I would have stripped off the clothes that were in the way and pressed him down like this or that.

But judging from the current situation, maybe I was the one who was stripped naked.

Taking a deep breath, I pushed him hard while he was intoxicated in the kiss, and quickly jumped out of bed and crawled to the table, picked up the wake-up dream bell that fell on the foot of the table and shook it twice violently.The crisp ringtones rippling from the hands, all the way to Guanlianyin's ears.His body shook twice on the bed, and he fell onto the pillow with a plop, unconscious.

I saw the alcohol smell all over his body turned into a wisp of white smoke rising up, slowly mixed with the fresh air in the spirit furnace next to him, and drifted out of the window.

The awakening dream bell made by the ancestor Dingyun to solve the Dingyun wine has an immediate effect.

Avalokitesvara dragged her heavy body and sat up. She looked sleepy as if she had just had a big dream. She held her forehead and was silent for a long time. She raised her eyes and looked at me: "Axi, why are you sitting on the ground?" ?”

I looked at him vigilantly for a while, put the wake-up dream bell into the storage bag and put it away, looked at him and sighed: "Has Uncle Shi ever been drunk before?"

"...No. Alcohol is a vulgar thing. Drinking too much can hurt your body. I have never tried such a boozy drink like today." Guan Lianyin seemed to have no impression of what just happened, and she put her messy clothes in confusion. Dressed up, covering the exposed chest, thinking, "Axi, what happened after I drank in the interview, and how did I come back?"

It seems that I really forgot all about it.

I sadly walked over and sat down beside him, finally cleared up my chaotic thoughts and said a few words, then he interrupted: "You were molested by Lin Wanqiu?!"

Avalokitesvara stood up abruptly, clenched her fists hanging by her side tightly, and looked at me with painful and tangled eyes. The annoyed look suddenly brightened my mood, and she put on a gesture of crying. Nodding his head, he said faintly: "Uncle Shi, do you really not remember anything?"

"I drank too much, and in a daze, I only saw Asi flirting with a girl..." Guan Lianyin recalled carefully, and then smiled wryly, "After that, I don't remember anything."

"Girl? That must be Uncle Shi's misreading. Asi has been worrying about Uncle Shi all this time. How could he flirt with the girl?" I said firmly, seeing that he had no intention of questioning, I secretly breathed a sigh of relief, " Forget it, we have successfully passed the first round of interviews, Uncle Shi is not allowed to drink anymore."

Drink it again, and I'm afraid my chastity will really be lost.

Guan Lianyin nodded, and after a long time said solemnly: "Axi, Uncle Shi, can I ask you something?"

I was taken aback by his serious look, and quickly sat upright and said, "Excuse me, Uncle Shi."

Avalokitesvara looked at me complicatedly for a while, then settled on a certain place on my body and said, "You...why are you wearing a woman's bellyband?"

I'm stiff.

After a long while, I lowered my head tremblingly, and sure enough, I saw that bright-coloured apron gently attached to my belly, and at first glance, I could vaguely see the curve outlined by it. "Could it be that Asi likes bellybands?" Guan Lianyin sighed and stood up, glanced at me meaningfully, raised her sword and walked out of the room, "Oh, you are so weird, what can Uncle Shi say about you... ..."

I:"……"

When the muffled thunder that hit the sky cap finally ceased to sound, the air in front of my eyes suddenly fluctuated like water ripples, and the golden pattern of the sound transmission talisman of a thousand miles appeared faintly, and a cheerful voice sounded beside my ear: "Second brother, are you here?" What are you doing?"

"Nannan, the second brother wants to ask you a question." I said calmly to the floating golden pattern, "If you want to kill a pretty old goblin, should you rape and then kill, or kill first and then kill?" Rape okay?"

"Anything is fine. You can use an ice talisman to seal the corpse, and you can rape as many times as you want." Nan Qing still said cheerfully, not taking my words to heart at all. "Second brother, I succeeded in building the foundation!"

"So soon?" After the dark air in my body dissipated, I tore off my bellyband and said in relief, "Congratulations, when the second brother and mother go back, we must have a good celebration. By the way, then Did Wang Wushan make things difficult for you?"

"No, the old man is very grateful to me, and he will arrange the marriage for their two families after I enter the foundation building period." Nan Qing said proudly, and then lowered her voice, "Second brother, dad asked me to pass a sentence Let me tell you, do you want to hear a softer retelling or a more violent retelling?"

I sighed, "Whatever."

Nan Qing coughed twice, and said in a familiar irritable tone: "Axi, Dad took over a business in Loulan, Fengcheng, and the matchmaker has 1 yuan of middle-grade spirit stones. You should deal with the bird watchers who are in the way." Get off, and go on the road with Dad!"

"Understood, stinky old man." I said lightly, "Is there anything else to say? Second brother is going to rest."

Nan Qing said with a bit of resentment: "Second Brother, do you really dislike Nan Nan so much? After he and the Dragon Clan went to Wangwushan to greet their relatives, they will go to retreat and practice, and they want to talk to you for a while. The scenery of Fenxiang City Is it beautiful? Is the food good? Is the girl pretty? Is the monk who came to ask for a kiss awesome?"

My brows twitched, and I reached out to poke through the phantom of the Thousand-mile Sound Transmission Talisman, found a blue cloth-bound wild history novel from the storage bag, and leaned against the bedside to read it boredly.

Not long after, the phantom of the Thousand Miles Sound Transmission Talisman floated out of the air again, circled around me, and the phantom of the golden wings flapped on both sides, and said for a long time: "Second brother... do you know that old Dingyun The "Biography of the Eight Immortals" written by Zu himself?"

I flipped through the pages of the book in my hand, yawned and said, "Isn't this the introductory classic for every Iceman? Why do you ask about it?"

"The Marriage of the Eight Immortals" is a marriage history novel written by Patriarch Dingyun as early as the prehistoric age. It records the story of the Eight Immortals who each had their own mortal hearts on the long journey to the Three Thousand Realms.

Back then when the continents were still in chaos, the first batch of cultivators who achieved Taoism and became immortals could not bear the various rules and regulations of the heavenly court. Among the Eight Immortals, Lu Dongbin, a pure-yang real person who is famous for his flair, was the first to break the precepts and fell in love with the mortal Yunyou. Song Ji Yati was severely punished by the gods.The queen mother ordered him to travel to the three thousand worlds to cleanse his sins, but he didn't want a single stone to stir up a thousand waves. All the immortals stole the marriage book of the old man under the moon, and went down to find their destined people. I don't want to be a heartless fairy who lives the same life as the world.

When the Queen Mother was furious, she sent them into the Three Thousand Realms to endure calamities in the state of virtual souls, and sealed the Eight Immortals in the curse book, tore them into pieces and scattered them into the human world, so that they could not escape bad luck in every life. , Some have incomplete spiritual roots and cannot realize the Tao throughout their lives; some lack souls and are born with disabilities, and all of them will suffer inhuman ordeals.

As long as they don't repent to the queen mother on the wheel platform, this suffering will go on for life after life.

However, these are just legends after all. I don’t know how long the prehistoric era has passed on this continent of Immortal Continent. I have never heard of the rumors that the Eight Immortals repented on the wheel platform and were once again ranked among the Immortals.What's more, the ancestor Dingyun who wrote "The Legend of Marriage of the Eight Immortals" is quite unreliable. He said it was a marriage history novel, but in fact it was just a jjj of love and love. I always like to use it as a pastime, not to mention It is familiar by heart, and I don't know why Nan Qing suddenly mentioned it.

"I once heard from my father that after the Eight Immortals' Book of Yuanshen was torn up by the Queen Mother, one of the broken pages fell into the wine cellar of Patriarch Dingyun at the foot of Taozhi Mountain, and was secretly protected by Patriarch Dingyun. Immortal Qi and Yin Qi counteracted, and a city gradually multiplied, which is the Fenxiang City." Nan Qing said seriously, "Second brother, tell me, Ji Fuyan, the daughter of the city lord, is born with a strange spiritual root. The reincarnation of an immortal? I guess these suitors must be ulterior motives and just want to try their luck to see if they can get the broken pages of the book of the primordial spirit."

I put down the book in my hand, and said expressionlessly: "You mean, Guanlianyin is also very likely to come to look for the broken pages of Laoshizi?"

The Sound Transmission Talisman of Thousand Miles dangled twice in the air, as if nodding. "No matter what the truth is, second brother, you should come back quickly and don't accompany the bird watchers in this muddy water. If something happens to you, grandpa won't be able to come to rescue you in a while."

"...Don't worry, the second brother has his own opinion." After hearing this, I was silent for a long time, then turned around and said, "Since you have nothing to talk about these few days, let's calm down and consolidate your cultivation in the early stage of foundation establishment. , you are the face of this generation of the Linghu family, so don't let grandpa down."

The Sound Transmission Talisman of Thousands of Miles floated in the air for a long time, the golden edge gradually faded, and turned the body of the Talisman away.

"Wait, Nan Qing." Seeing me call it, the phantom immediately returned to clarity, waiting for me to speak. "Is the anti-wolf spirit treasure still there?"

Nan Qing stayed for a long time, and said, "Still here, what is Second Brother going to do?"

I stroked my chest and said desolately: "I need it."

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After receiving the package from the paper pigeon, I put the anti-wolf spirit treasure on my chest twice and twice. Although the heat of the hot day soon made me sweat a thin layer, my heart felt more at ease.

Sitting on the edge of the bed and thinking for a while, I stood up and walked towards Guanlianyin's guest room.Thinking about it carefully, Nan Qing's suspicion is not unreasonable. Although I'm not sure about the other suitors, Guan Lianyin's whereabouts are indeed erratic these few days, and she doesn't seem to have thoughts about Lin Wanqiu's daughter. The appearance of the picture made me have to be on my guard, and decided to inquire about it to see if I could find anything.

The door was ajar, but I just pushed it lightly and opened it silently, and someone who was sitting on a chair sewing suddenly came into view.

"Uncle Shi, what are you doing?" I looked at him in confusion.

Seeing me coming in, Guan Lianyin paused for a moment, and threaded a needle from under a piece of blue silk. "I've thought about it. Although liking bellybands is a bit weird, it's not an unspeakable hobby, as long as you don't let others see it." Guan Lianyin sewed on the piece of clothes with a needle handle familiarly. , and soon made it a prototype of something, "Uncle Shi can do some needlework, since Asi likes bellybands, I will make a few for you to enjoy."

As he spoke, he held up the blue bellyband in his hand, and said with a slight smile, "How is it? It looks better than that gaudy red bellyband, right?"

I:"……"