The daily life of retired police dogs
Chapter 43
My friends came to pick up the dog and send the puppy to school, but the dog disappeared and turned into a human. What should I do now?
Oops, I'm so sorry, my Katie has become a human, you guys go home first——
If you think about it, you know that this kind of rhetoric is very bloody!
"He, where are they?"
Looking at Katie in horror as if she didn't know what was going to happen, in the next second, Matsuda Jinpei heard the ringing of her own doorbell and the barking of a small Shiba Inu outside.
Seeing how he turned around in a hurry and pulled her to stuff under the table for the last time, Katie squatted down for no reason, only feeling a little strange: "Why should I hide?"
"Shhh!!"
He frantically turned off his mobile phone to silent as if he was not at home, and pressed his finger on his lips facing Katie to signal her to silence.Hearing the knock on the door, Matsuda Jinpei didn't dare to take a breath.
To be seen by them Katie...to see Katie...
Matsuda Jinpei didn't let himself talk, and Katie just sat beside her with her arms around her knees, only blinking occasionally.It doesn't matter to her, it is indeed a very unscientific thing for a dog to become a human.
"It seems that there is nothing."
Ok?
Hearing Matsuda Jinpei's deliberately lowered exclamation, Katie curiously wanted to move over, and saw him suddenly open his hands and press her shoulders: "Katie."
"Ok?"
"You're 'Katy', right?"
Yes, she has always been Katie.
"Then can you change back!"
"..."
Who shouted "Change, change for me" to the magical girl on TV?And who made a wish on a shooting star, "Please make my Titi a human"?
And now I want her to change back again, shameless, beast!
"No, don't even think about it!"
She bared her teeth at the person in front of her, seeing that he seemed to be stunned, Katie also raised her hand, and slapped his face down: "Go and open the door!"
"do not want!"
"Why not!"
"..."
How would he explain it to them!Oh, I made a wish on a shooting star last night, but I don’t know why Katie turned into a human when I woke up this morning hahaha, nature is amazing——
Who would believe it! !
The doorbell rang a little hastily, and Matsuda Jinhei cursed, staring at Katie who was wearing her own clothes and felt like going crazy: "Then, then you go and stay in my room!"
"what?"
"Don't come out, do you hear me!"
"But they should be here to find me?"
"..."
After staying for half a second, Matsuda Jinpei immediately snapped her hand off her face and pressed it back to her side, feeling that her brain was about to explode: "Anyway, don't come out, I'll tell you to go out with the Ryoma boy next door It's training!"
She is a dog, how could she get mixed up with the boy from the cat school?And the calibers are not evenly aligned, and if you are exposed, you will have good fruit to eat.
Seeing Matsuda Jinpei's resolute appearance, Katie simply went to the empty room on the second floor, and took a copy of Matsuda Jinpei's dictionary to pass the time.After everything was dealt with, Matsuda threw the bowls and chopsticks into the sink and wiped the table carelessly, and finally opened the door as if nothing had happened.
Just opening the door and seeing the thoughtful expressions of the two people made the curly-haired young man's legs weak for a moment.
"Yo, are you coming?"
"Knocking on the door for so long, I thought you were out."
Harrow let out a bark, and wagged his tail at the ward of his teacher Katie.He knew that everyone present, including his master Furutani Rei, were all subordinates of Teacher Katie.
Teacher Katie is amazing!
Ignoring the three people at the door, the little Shiba Inu wagging its tail walked happily to the backyard. The moment the big black dog that had been there had disappeared, the whole dog was not well.
And his teacher!He is handsome and gentle, the teacher who has a nice voice and makes me roll around casually!
His teacher is gone!
"oops."
Although I don't know why Matsuda Jinpei came to open the door so late, but both friends said that they wouldn't get into the details—living alone, it's not surprising what happens, they understand.It's just that it's a bit strange not to see Katie.
The little Shiba Inu stood at the door of the backyard as if it had been petrified, and its tail that was swaying was drooping down a little bit, which made Fugu Ling feel a little distressed.Matsuda Jinpei had already gone to the kitchen, and he didn't know whether he was simply entertaining the guests or organizing the next lie because of a guilty conscience or something else, so he concentrated on making tea for the two of them.
Oh, and by the way, get a snack for this little Shiba Inu who has already shown his stubbornness at the beginning, it is best to gag his mouth.
"Where's Katie?"
Zhu Fu Jingguang cared more about Katie, he looked back and forth several times to confirm that the big black dog was not in the living room, and he was more worried.According to his understanding, Katie seldom went out, even in the backyard, she would definitely come out to say hello when she saw Harrow coming.
"She was not at home?"
"Ah, um."
Trying to maintain his original attitude, Matsuda Jinpei said casually: "She is going out today."
Eh?go out?A dog out?
Although Matsuda Jinhei didn't say much, considering that Katie was their boss in a sense, Furutani Rei and Mofuku Jingguang felt that there was something wrong, but they still suppressed their curiosity.
After all, the less one can say, the higher the importance of the matter.After working undercover for so many years, the two still understand what can and cannot be said.
Besides, Katie is not in good health these days...
No, if she is not in good health, why would Matsuda Jinpei let her go out alone?
It's impossible to buy juice again!
I liked the words I thought of, and after leaving the kitchen with two cups of tea, Matsuda Jinhei saw the pair's condemning expression and his mouth twitched: "I'm a little curious, what are you thinking about?"
"It's nothing."
"Nothing at all."
The faxiao duo showed a fake smile at the same time, since the teacher was not there, Fugu Ling could only touch the frustrated Hello: "That's right."
"what?"
"Did something happen to you?"
Rei Fuguni and Zhu Fu Jingguang have their own unique ways of judging the atmosphere, and they feel that something is not right when they enter the door.The sensitivity brought by the police and undercover training made both police departments feel that the atmosphere in Matsuda's house was not right.
There is a feeling of being "invaded" by someone or something, but it doesn't look like Matsuda Jinpei.
Looking at each other to confirm that they both felt this way, Fugu Ling decided to deal with it coldly, still with a brisk smile on his face: "Everyone is a policeman, so it's definitely okay to help out with a few things."
"Cough cough."
Almost choking on his own saliva, Matsuda Zhenping cursed secretly in his heart, he knew that these two ghosts and ghosts would definitely see something.If others don't know, doesn't he know?
He has a vicious vision and a careful heart during the undercover period. If he is not careful, he will really be fooled.
"It's nothing."
After thinking for a while, Matsuda Jinhei had a deep expression on his face, and felt that all his acting skills had been spent here: "I was just thinking about one thing."
"Huh? What's the matter?"
"If one day."
Crossing his hands and fingers on the bridge of his nose to cosplay Commander Ikari, Matsuda Jinpei said in an extremely deep tone: "Fuguya, your Haro has become a human."
"..."
"..."
You're asking what would happen if your Katie became a human one day?I was saying "change, change soon" to Katie before, why haven't I given up until now!
"What would you do?"
"Um……"
Rei Fuguya thought about it pretendingly, and touched the unknown little Shiba Inu by the way, with a heavy voice: "First of all, I will choose to mobilize all my connections."
Then?
"Register my Harrow with a household registration that can be registered by one person."
"..."
Just know!He forgot this! !household registration! ! !
We must know that social death is real in this country of neon. It does not mean that ordinary people do stupid and embarrassing things to be known, but that after losing their residence, driver's license and other identification documents, they may even lose their status as "residents". "identity of.
Not being able to pay taxes, not being able to get a job, not being able to do odd jobs, the whole feeling of being erased from society sucks.
At this time, Matsuda Jinpei should be thankful for Neon's old-fashioned and conservative persistence, because until now, the country has not yet started digital management, and most of the files are handwritten, which is enough for him to take advantage of the loopholes. ①
"You really thought about it."
Never expecting it to be such a topic, Zhu Fu Jingguang only felt a headache and amused: "Then don't forget one thing."
"what?"
"That's fine, Hello."
It doesn't matter what is called Harrow.
"Katie is a retired cop."
Seeing Haro twisting his body and wanting to play, Jiang Gu Ling let go of his hand.After Katie's teaching, it is impossible for Shiba Inu to tear down the house, and he only likes to play with balls.In addition, this is Katie's home, of course Harrow will be careful.
"If she changes into a human being, subsidies, wages..."
After thinking about it, Zhu Fu Jingguang felt that this matter was difficult to handle. Generally speaking, after retirement, police dogs only have a lifespan of three to five years, maybe even shorter, so it doesn't matter if they come out a little.But after a long time, I am afraid that the Metropolitan Police Department may not be willing to pay this expenditure.
"So it's still my Harrow Transformation... Hey, where's Harrow?"
The Shiba Inu was not found for a moment, Furutani Rei was a little confused, but Matsuda Jinhei's expression changed drastically.
Oops, did the little Shiba Inu run upstairs?
Of course Matsuda Jinpei was right, the little Shiba Inu found the stairs bouncing up and down the stairs after smelling the smell all the way, climbed and jumped very hard, and reached the second floor of the house with his little tail flicking.
He just wants to find Mr. Katie who played hide and seek with him, is that wrong?
of course not!
After accurately finding the room where Katie was, the little Shiba Inu was a little bit troubled.The doorknob is too high for him to jump up and open the door, what should I do?
Or, call twice?
He always felt that Matsuda Jinpei, who was annoying, would not be willing to let him go upstairs to see Teacher Katie, and he didn't know why this guy kept Teacher Katie in the room and said that Teacher Katie was not at home, huh, The righteous Harrow is about to rescue Teacher Katie!
He yelled twice but got no response, Harrow tilted his head strangely.No, he smelled that Teacher Katie was inside, so he didn't want to come out?
Katie, who was reading a dictionary inside the door, moved her ears a little. It wasn't that she didn't hear the noise coming from outside the door, but she was thinking about a more profound question now.
Now that she has become a human, she still understands what the dog is saying for some reason, but——
But she doesn't seem to speak dog language anymore!
--------------------
The author has something to say:
①: It seems that up to now, Neon has to fill in the form by itself when filling in household registration, and I have not studied this aspect.The rabbit family is also very strange. On the one hand, digital payment is already available everywhere, but the household registration and marriage certificate system in the Civil Affairs Bureau has not been able to conduct a unified search online. It is... amazing
Katie: It's over, I'm not a dog, I can't speak dog language [Hey
感谢在2022-08-0917:39:33~2022-08-1016:52:28期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~
Thanks to the little angel who cast the mine: 1 Qinghe Drizzle;
感谢灌溉营养液的小天使:Cherishning、墨尽微凉30瓶;洁柔不是zero28瓶;KinkoL20瓶;甜党不吃香菜12瓶;33420041、Right10瓶;诗以寄梦3瓶;白桃乌龙、猫团子1瓶;
Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!
Oops, I'm so sorry, my Katie has become a human, you guys go home first——
If you think about it, you know that this kind of rhetoric is very bloody!
"He, where are they?"
Looking at Katie in horror as if she didn't know what was going to happen, in the next second, Matsuda Jinpei heard the ringing of her own doorbell and the barking of a small Shiba Inu outside.
Seeing how he turned around in a hurry and pulled her to stuff under the table for the last time, Katie squatted down for no reason, only feeling a little strange: "Why should I hide?"
"Shhh!!"
He frantically turned off his mobile phone to silent as if he was not at home, and pressed his finger on his lips facing Katie to signal her to silence.Hearing the knock on the door, Matsuda Jinpei didn't dare to take a breath.
To be seen by them Katie...to see Katie...
Matsuda Jinpei didn't let himself talk, and Katie just sat beside her with her arms around her knees, only blinking occasionally.It doesn't matter to her, it is indeed a very unscientific thing for a dog to become a human.
"It seems that there is nothing."
Ok?
Hearing Matsuda Jinpei's deliberately lowered exclamation, Katie curiously wanted to move over, and saw him suddenly open his hands and press her shoulders: "Katie."
"Ok?"
"You're 'Katy', right?"
Yes, she has always been Katie.
"Then can you change back!"
"..."
Who shouted "Change, change for me" to the magical girl on TV?And who made a wish on a shooting star, "Please make my Titi a human"?
And now I want her to change back again, shameless, beast!
"No, don't even think about it!"
She bared her teeth at the person in front of her, seeing that he seemed to be stunned, Katie also raised her hand, and slapped his face down: "Go and open the door!"
"do not want!"
"Why not!"
"..."
How would he explain it to them!Oh, I made a wish on a shooting star last night, but I don’t know why Katie turned into a human when I woke up this morning hahaha, nature is amazing——
Who would believe it! !
The doorbell rang a little hastily, and Matsuda Jinhei cursed, staring at Katie who was wearing her own clothes and felt like going crazy: "Then, then you go and stay in my room!"
"what?"
"Don't come out, do you hear me!"
"But they should be here to find me?"
"..."
After staying for half a second, Matsuda Jinpei immediately snapped her hand off her face and pressed it back to her side, feeling that her brain was about to explode: "Anyway, don't come out, I'll tell you to go out with the Ryoma boy next door It's training!"
She is a dog, how could she get mixed up with the boy from the cat school?And the calibers are not evenly aligned, and if you are exposed, you will have good fruit to eat.
Seeing Matsuda Jinpei's resolute appearance, Katie simply went to the empty room on the second floor, and took a copy of Matsuda Jinpei's dictionary to pass the time.After everything was dealt with, Matsuda threw the bowls and chopsticks into the sink and wiped the table carelessly, and finally opened the door as if nothing had happened.
Just opening the door and seeing the thoughtful expressions of the two people made the curly-haired young man's legs weak for a moment.
"Yo, are you coming?"
"Knocking on the door for so long, I thought you were out."
Harrow let out a bark, and wagged his tail at the ward of his teacher Katie.He knew that everyone present, including his master Furutani Rei, were all subordinates of Teacher Katie.
Teacher Katie is amazing!
Ignoring the three people at the door, the little Shiba Inu wagging its tail walked happily to the backyard. The moment the big black dog that had been there had disappeared, the whole dog was not well.
And his teacher!He is handsome and gentle, the teacher who has a nice voice and makes me roll around casually!
His teacher is gone!
"oops."
Although I don't know why Matsuda Jinpei came to open the door so late, but both friends said that they wouldn't get into the details—living alone, it's not surprising what happens, they understand.It's just that it's a bit strange not to see Katie.
The little Shiba Inu stood at the door of the backyard as if it had been petrified, and its tail that was swaying was drooping down a little bit, which made Fugu Ling feel a little distressed.Matsuda Jinpei had already gone to the kitchen, and he didn't know whether he was simply entertaining the guests or organizing the next lie because of a guilty conscience or something else, so he concentrated on making tea for the two of them.
Oh, and by the way, get a snack for this little Shiba Inu who has already shown his stubbornness at the beginning, it is best to gag his mouth.
"Where's Katie?"
Zhu Fu Jingguang cared more about Katie, he looked back and forth several times to confirm that the big black dog was not in the living room, and he was more worried.According to his understanding, Katie seldom went out, even in the backyard, she would definitely come out to say hello when she saw Harrow coming.
"She was not at home?"
"Ah, um."
Trying to maintain his original attitude, Matsuda Jinpei said casually: "She is going out today."
Eh?go out?A dog out?
Although Matsuda Jinhei didn't say much, considering that Katie was their boss in a sense, Furutani Rei and Mofuku Jingguang felt that there was something wrong, but they still suppressed their curiosity.
After all, the less one can say, the higher the importance of the matter.After working undercover for so many years, the two still understand what can and cannot be said.
Besides, Katie is not in good health these days...
No, if she is not in good health, why would Matsuda Jinpei let her go out alone?
It's impossible to buy juice again!
I liked the words I thought of, and after leaving the kitchen with two cups of tea, Matsuda Jinhei saw the pair's condemning expression and his mouth twitched: "I'm a little curious, what are you thinking about?"
"It's nothing."
"Nothing at all."
The faxiao duo showed a fake smile at the same time, since the teacher was not there, Fugu Ling could only touch the frustrated Hello: "That's right."
"what?"
"Did something happen to you?"
Rei Fuguni and Zhu Fu Jingguang have their own unique ways of judging the atmosphere, and they feel that something is not right when they enter the door.The sensitivity brought by the police and undercover training made both police departments feel that the atmosphere in Matsuda's house was not right.
There is a feeling of being "invaded" by someone or something, but it doesn't look like Matsuda Jinpei.
Looking at each other to confirm that they both felt this way, Fugu Ling decided to deal with it coldly, still with a brisk smile on his face: "Everyone is a policeman, so it's definitely okay to help out with a few things."
"Cough cough."
Almost choking on his own saliva, Matsuda Zhenping cursed secretly in his heart, he knew that these two ghosts and ghosts would definitely see something.If others don't know, doesn't he know?
He has a vicious vision and a careful heart during the undercover period. If he is not careful, he will really be fooled.
"It's nothing."
After thinking for a while, Matsuda Jinhei had a deep expression on his face, and felt that all his acting skills had been spent here: "I was just thinking about one thing."
"Huh? What's the matter?"
"If one day."
Crossing his hands and fingers on the bridge of his nose to cosplay Commander Ikari, Matsuda Jinpei said in an extremely deep tone: "Fuguya, your Haro has become a human."
"..."
"..."
You're asking what would happen if your Katie became a human one day?I was saying "change, change soon" to Katie before, why haven't I given up until now!
"What would you do?"
"Um……"
Rei Fuguya thought about it pretendingly, and touched the unknown little Shiba Inu by the way, with a heavy voice: "First of all, I will choose to mobilize all my connections."
Then?
"Register my Harrow with a household registration that can be registered by one person."
"..."
Just know!He forgot this! !household registration! ! !
We must know that social death is real in this country of neon. It does not mean that ordinary people do stupid and embarrassing things to be known, but that after losing their residence, driver's license and other identification documents, they may even lose their status as "residents". "identity of.
Not being able to pay taxes, not being able to get a job, not being able to do odd jobs, the whole feeling of being erased from society sucks.
At this time, Matsuda Jinpei should be thankful for Neon's old-fashioned and conservative persistence, because until now, the country has not yet started digital management, and most of the files are handwritten, which is enough for him to take advantage of the loopholes. ①
"You really thought about it."
Never expecting it to be such a topic, Zhu Fu Jingguang only felt a headache and amused: "Then don't forget one thing."
"what?"
"That's fine, Hello."
It doesn't matter what is called Harrow.
"Katie is a retired cop."
Seeing Haro twisting his body and wanting to play, Jiang Gu Ling let go of his hand.After Katie's teaching, it is impossible for Shiba Inu to tear down the house, and he only likes to play with balls.In addition, this is Katie's home, of course Harrow will be careful.
"If she changes into a human being, subsidies, wages..."
After thinking about it, Zhu Fu Jingguang felt that this matter was difficult to handle. Generally speaking, after retirement, police dogs only have a lifespan of three to five years, maybe even shorter, so it doesn't matter if they come out a little.But after a long time, I am afraid that the Metropolitan Police Department may not be willing to pay this expenditure.
"So it's still my Harrow Transformation... Hey, where's Harrow?"
The Shiba Inu was not found for a moment, Furutani Rei was a little confused, but Matsuda Jinhei's expression changed drastically.
Oops, did the little Shiba Inu run upstairs?
Of course Matsuda Jinpei was right, the little Shiba Inu found the stairs bouncing up and down the stairs after smelling the smell all the way, climbed and jumped very hard, and reached the second floor of the house with his little tail flicking.
He just wants to find Mr. Katie who played hide and seek with him, is that wrong?
of course not!
After accurately finding the room where Katie was, the little Shiba Inu was a little bit troubled.The doorknob is too high for him to jump up and open the door, what should I do?
Or, call twice?
He always felt that Matsuda Jinpei, who was annoying, would not be willing to let him go upstairs to see Teacher Katie, and he didn't know why this guy kept Teacher Katie in the room and said that Teacher Katie was not at home, huh, The righteous Harrow is about to rescue Teacher Katie!
He yelled twice but got no response, Harrow tilted his head strangely.No, he smelled that Teacher Katie was inside, so he didn't want to come out?
Katie, who was reading a dictionary inside the door, moved her ears a little. It wasn't that she didn't hear the noise coming from outside the door, but she was thinking about a more profound question now.
Now that she has become a human, she still understands what the dog is saying for some reason, but——
But she doesn't seem to speak dog language anymore!
--------------------
The author has something to say:
①: It seems that up to now, Neon has to fill in the form by itself when filling in household registration, and I have not studied this aspect.The rabbit family is also very strange. On the one hand, digital payment is already available everywhere, but the household registration and marriage certificate system in the Civil Affairs Bureau has not been able to conduct a unified search online. It is... amazing
Katie: It's over, I'm not a dog, I can't speak dog language [Hey
感谢在2022-08-0917:39:33~2022-08-1016:52:28期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~
Thanks to the little angel who cast the mine: 1 Qinghe Drizzle;
感谢灌溉营养液的小天使:Cherishning、墨尽微凉30瓶;洁柔不是zero28瓶;KinkoL20瓶;甜党不吃香菜12瓶;33420041、Right10瓶;诗以寄梦3瓶;白桃乌龙、猫团子1瓶;
Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!
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