Celebrities who were delayed by food

The Xie Clan Elderly House has a long history. It is an organization composed of many unemployed elders of the Xie Clan, which is superior to the heads of the various prefectures.

On weekdays, most of the elders in the elders' home live in Langya, living a life of self-cultivation and self-cultivation in their later years.

If there is nothing wrong, these old people are just the grandparents and great-grandparents of ordinary people, and they don't interfere in the affairs of the clan.

However, if a member of the clan violates the family rules and does something harmful to the interests of the family, the kind-hearted elders will definitely tell you with practical actions what is meant by "deep love and deep responsibility".

Being watched and kneeling in the ancestral hall to repent, repaying debts with labor, and deducting dividends are all routine operations.

"Physical punishment is the second priority, and psychological attack is the first"

——This is the "education" law that the Presbyterian Court has always advocated.

According to the elders, you were born in the Xie family and grew up in the Xie family, so you should read the family rules and genealogy, keep in mind the Xie family tradition, and guard the rights and interests of the Xie family.But in the end, he still committed the crime knowingly, so he lived in vain for so many years.

It is a waste of work, it is better to remake it and return to elementary school.

Xie's Mengxue is specially designed for young children in the clan. The average age is three years old and the maximum is seven years old.

Xie Yunxi thinks he is shameless, but if he is asked to go to Mengxue to learn again-hehe, he dares to guarantee that his uncles, aunts, sisters-in-law, brothers and sisters, etc., will definitely think about it Came to watch the play.

Think about that picture—

He is a handsome and suave young man, wearing a large school uniform, with two balls on his head, a red heart mole on his forehead, and a book of enlightenment in his hand. He stands out among the group of children .

Then, under the watchful eyes of the melon-eating crowd, he shook his head like a child, recited enlightenment poems, and re-read the family rules and genealogy.

When it was time to fix it, he had to play with the "little friends" to play those jumping grids, ride a wooden horse, dress up and so on-the picture is so beautiful that it is almost breathtaking.

What's even more frightening is that when he came to Mengxue, he had to hold hands with a group of "little friends" or line up to "parade" around the various prefectures. The teacher of Mengxue would send him back home, and then the elders at home would watch over him. Go ahead and finish the "homework".

Look at how considerate and considerate Xie Mengxue is. He not only teaches and educates people, organizes games, but also takes care of unified pick-up and arrangement of homework.

——It seems even more desperate!

Breaking away from the terrible fantasy, Xie Yunxi asked with a fluke mentality: "Uncle Twelve, the elders in the elders' house have always been kind and amiable. It's not like... right?"

——Young man, be more confident, please remove the word "bar".

Xie Twelve gave him a sympathetic look, "Sanlang, the elders of our family haven't made an example of others for a long time. Besides, the elders, they have always loved and hated you. Hating iron is not steel."

As he said that, he patted the young man's shoulder sympathetically, and said earnestly: "Sanlang, Sanlang, this time you came up to give them a chance, if you don't make good use of it, I'm really sorry for you all these years Make them suffer!"

"What did I make them suffer?" Xie Yunxi felt that she was more wronged than Dou E, "Well, I accidentally pissed them off a few times when I was young."

After breaking his fingers, he recalled, "I also cut off the beards of several grandfathers."

"Dye the white hair of several grandmothers into a rainbow by mistake."

"Tearing the books in the Book Pavilion a few times... and so on."

Xie Twelve's eyelids twitched when he heard the word "wait".

As Xie Yunxi spoke, she also felt very guilty.This, it's not that he doesn't know, once he figured it out, he was shocked.

However, a guilty conscience is a guilty conscience, but you still have to keep calm on the face.

"Those are just trivial things. Who didn't do bad things when they were young? Our parents haven't seen any big scenes. How can we care about those trivial things with me and other juniors?"

——Emotionally, you still know that what you do is bad.

"Hehe." Xie Nianhua sneered.

She and Wuxin stopped talking at some point.At this time, Wu Xin was stroking her beard, listening with interest to Xie Yunxi's confession of black history.

As Xie Nianhua listened, he couldn't help complaining, "You still have the nerve to say that back then you said you wanted to help a few elders take care of their overly long beards and make new styles."

"The result!" Xie Nianhua squinted, "Every one of them was cut as if it had been eaten by a dog."

Xie Yunxi defended, "Isn't that the first time I got started, the technique is immature, and it's normal to make some mistakes. My uncle also praised me for my filial piety, and asked me to go back and practice to help the elders make beards."

"Just tell me, which elder can let you get one meter closer to his beard." Xie Nianhua mocked unceremoniously, "As for my father, your uncle—"

Hehe twice, "He protects you like eyeballs. Back then you mistakenly dyed the hair of several elders into a rainbow, which aroused the anger of the elders' house. Didn't he help you ruin the whole Langya?"

When it came to dyeing his hair, Xie Nianhua was full of resentment.

She really admired her father, facing the colorful hair on the heads of all the elders, he could still say sincerely: "Sanlang has excellent color matching, and so is filial piety. It's better for our clan to share this peerless beauty together. "

With the phrase "Together dye and share", most of the hair of all the Xie clan members in the entire Langya county suffered.

The first to bear the brunt of the misfortune were those juniors, especially Xie Nianhua, who was suppressed by Xie Lang and his wife, and forced to dye his hair in a mixture of red and green.

"Damn it's peerless elegance, and the color scheme is perfect. My aunt wore that red and green hair for more than two months."

The past is unbearable, Xie Nianhua is full of resentment, "What's even worse is elder brother, obviously Mommy and Mommy were the first to follow him, but he's lucky, he slipped away without even calling me, it's too much .”

"And Auntie, she still shows off her long blood-red hair everywhere, saying, 'This is dyed by my family Saburo himself. It is unparalleled and unique in the world.'" Xie Nianhua pinched the orchid fingers pretentiously, with a tone of voice. Very exaggerated.

Hearing this, Wu Xin, who was enjoying eating melons, suddenly clapped her hands, "Oh, now that you said it, the old man remembered it. I remember that there seemed to be a wave of fever in Langya County that year. 'The more colorful the color, the more filial the younger generation'."

At that time, Wuxin still wondered that the younger generation's filial piety had something to do with their hair. It was illogical, and it was obviously nonsense. He didn't feel at ease when he heard it casually.

I never thought that there was such a wonderful past behind this incident.

"So, the cause of the fever back then..." Wuxin thought for a while, and found it a bit unbelievable.

He hesitated, and then said after a long while: "That guy Xie Lang wouldn't just drag the whole of Langya into the water because of the fact that you dyed your hair wrong, uh...?"

It is well known that Xie Lang prefers Xie Yunxi, his nephew, especially after Xie Min passed away, he almost became an uncle and a father at the same time.

But—manipulating behind the scenes, controlling public opinion, just for such a "small matter"?

No matter how she thinks about it, Wuxin feels, "It shouldn't be... right?"

Xie Nianhua silently gave him a look: That's what you think.Her father is insane, her mother is helping others, her parents are old...

I still remember that in the past, a certain elder with a red and blue head, on a sunny morning, took his red, yellow and blue wife, and ostentatiously sat in an open ox cart, all the way around the various houses, looking for old friends to drink tea and chat.

It's just that the topic of chatting is: "Hahaha, look at my hair, my grandson dyed it for me himself, you don't know, because of the pigment for this hair dye, my grandson is so sleepless."

"Hey—" Pretentiously, he sighed, "Actually, I said a long time ago that there is no need to bother, but my grandson is too filial, seeing that I always worry about that white hair, I have been thinking about it for more than a month. Such filial piety, I really can't refuse..."

Xie Nianhua imitated Elder Honglan and described the original words.After listening to Wuxin, the three views collapsed in an instant.

After a while, he was in a trance, and complained in a very puzzled tone: "You Xie family can be passed down for thousands of years, and you are at the top of the family, it is really—" It doesn't make sense!

"Actually, it's not easy."

Hearing Xie Nianhua and Wuxin's words, Xie Yunxi pouted aggrievedly, "It can't be entirely my fault, hair dyes are hard to come by, and you have to consider fixing the color. Originally, this new thing requires many experiments before you can get a satisfactory result. .”

"Hey, it's a pity that everyone couldn't insist on letting me continue the experiment, otherwise—"

"Otherwise, if the elders didn't do anything to you, those brothers and sisters in our family would unite and beat you up." Xie Nianhua said coldly.

Xie Yunxi blinked her eyes, looking at her with pity.

Xie Nianhua was immune, "Okay, stop pretending, we don't know each other."

He gave him an annoyed look, "Tell me about these years, I was either implicated by you, or I took the blame for you, hey!"

With a deep sigh, Xie Nianhua attacked again, "You were the one who tore up and burned the books back then, but why did I have to follow suit? The bookstores in our house still hang 'Xie Yunxi and Xie Nianhua not allowed to enter' Where's the brand!"

Hearing this, Xie Yunxi's mouth twitched, "Second Sister, you didn't tear up the book, but you made a fire with the pages of the book, grilled fish, hehe, I just gnawed one, and you snatched the rest go."

"It's all small details, unimportant, unimportant."

Xie Nianhua waved his hand, and quickly changed the subject, "Now let's talk about you, look at you, you are really indebted. The elders of our family have allowed you to live freely for so many years, alas, it is really not easy."

Xie Yunxi smiled heartily, "That's not true, how else can we say that the elders of our family have a big heart and are different from ordinary people."

Seeing his carefree appearance, Xie Twelve and Xie Nianhua rolled their eyes at the same time - the devil has a big heart.

"Hehe, as long as you're happy." Xie Nianhua was irresistible, "Anyway, I've tried my best for your second sister, but you can't keep your mouth shut."

After finishing speaking, he couldn't help complaining: "Look at you, on weekdays, big brother asks you to take care of things and learn more rules, but you don't like to listen to it. Now it's all right, you've been tricked, let's give you a handle!"

"That's not right."

Before Xie Yunxi could speak, Wuxin retorted first, "What is calculation? Can this benefit the people be called calculation?"

He said again: "Furthermore, the negotiation of this transaction is to set the price on the ground. The old man never said that he can't bargain. He is a good brother of yours... Well, he is really bold and generous, without losing the demeanor of an exile."

——Hehe, the old yin and yang are strange.

Xie Yunxi laughed awkwardly, then immediately put on a thick face, and said angrily: "Well, master, you see, it's really not easy for the younger generation, and a kind-hearted doctor like you won't bear to see me being liquidated by the family of."

As he said that, he began to be miserable, "You don't know, the rosewood wood on my Xie's ancestral hall is thick and big, if it hits the thin arms and legs of this junior, master, what do you think? Bear it."

Wuxin was calm and straightforward, "Yu Xin is very tolerant."

Xie Yunxi: "..." This makes it impossible to chat happily.