Celebrities who were delayed by food

Snow, silent.

Xie Yunxi stood in the courtyard of Mengxue Hall, reaching out to catch Langya's first snowflake.

The white and cold snow fell on the palm of the hand, but in an instant, there was only a little moisture left.

Xie Yunxi put her hands together and sighed softly: "It's so short, but it's also a lifetime."

It has been a while since he returned to Langya, but occasionally he still thinks about those events and people in Nan Qi.

However, most of the time he is still the same as before, eating, drinking, and playing around.

If there is any difference, it is probably because he owed too much debt a few days ago, and now it is time to repay the debt.

For example, he is currently in the Mengxue Hall, with two balls on his head, and he is wearing an enlarged version of the Mengxue suit.

The Presbyterian Court has always said that one thing is right, the trip to the Southern Qi Dynasty is one of the punishments, so the "second" punishment will naturally be arranged.

Even after going to Southern Qi, his character has grown as expected.But he still has to learn what he should learn.After all, for so many years, he has not repaid the kindness and resentment between Xie Yunxi and the elders.

However, from the discomfort of entering the Mentorship Academy for the first time, Xie Yunxi has adapted very well in the past half a month.

And those family members who always love to "visit" him from time to time, as the saying goes, as long as he is not embarrassed himself, he will definitely embarrass others.

As for how to do it, first of all, this is the largest Enlightenment School of the Xie family, a gathering place for children from various prefectures and families.Bear children know, this is the creature that all adults have headaches.

As a former "bear boy" and now a "bear boy", under the effect of like attracting like, it is not too exciting to unite the "bear children" of the whole museum to make trouble.

The House of Elders had only been happy for two days, but it was already evident that they were deeply remorseful.

However, a gentleman's words are hard to follow, and their elders' homes also want face, how can they not count their words, and throw people out of the Mentorship Hall before the time is up?

In this regard, all the gentlemen in Meng Xue Guan just want to: calm down, calm down, manners, manners, patience, patience! ——Emma, ​​I still want to smash the table violently every day...

Fortunately, they are coming to an end soon. After all, the winter solstice is approaching, and the Mentorship Academy will also usher in a holiday.And after this year, their "punishment" can finally come to an end.

In order to meet the truth of this day, they have jointly funded and created several large golden plaques saying "Xie Yunxi is not allowed to enter the Mongolian Academy".I plan to celebrate the festival this year, and present these large golden plaques as annual gifts to several other Enlightenment Schools of the Xie family.

Of course, they must keep the biggest piece for themselves.

So far, following Cangshu Pavilion, all Mengxue schools under Xie's name have also included someone in the blackest blacklist.

Afterwards, Xie Yunxi said innocently: "Huh? I didn't do anything? I just played with my friends in a friendly and harmonious way!"

Everyone in the Xie family: "Hehe——"

However, Xie Yunxi is not invincible at all times, for example, from Xie Hexian's post-autumn settlement.

Facts have proved that your brother Hexian is still your brother Hexian, even though he is weak and needs pampering.But when it comes to cleaning up his younger brother, he is still Xie Yunxi's eternal nightmare.

If he committed a crime with Xie Wenqing, acted like a spoiled child, or showed off his face, it would be written off.But for Xie Hexian - "Hehe, Saburo is so cute, how can he let him go easily!"

A detailed count of Xie Yunxi's crimes:

It is a crime to have an affair with Jun Moli and conceal his whereabouts;

To do something, even to do such a big thing, but not tell him, it is the second crime.

The two crimes were punished together, and the end result was that Xie Hexian and Wuxin made a special Coptis chinensis soup for seven days—three meals a day.

Whenever Xie Hexian takes medicine, he has to drink soup with him.

In those seven days, he really did it—a good brother, he drank the medicine and shared the pain.

During this process, the only thing that made Xie Yunxi happy was: Jun Moli was worse than him.

Because the other party had suffered a lot of internal and external injuries on the battlefield before, although they were all cured, there were still some seemingly minor sequelae.

These sequelae are nothing when you are young, but it is hard to say when you are older.

So, while Xie Yunxi only needed to drink seven days of special nourishing soup, Jun Moli had to drink "Wuxin Special Bitter Health Prescription" for one month, and it lasted for three years.

When people are unlucky, some people are more unlucky than themselves.What kind of human comedy is this.

Xie Yunxi said: "Master, Master Wuxin, please add some Coptis chinensis to Brother Mo Li!""

Wuxin: "..." I have never seen such a despicable and shameless person.

Jun Moli: "..." He couldn't draw his sword anymore, and he still thought he was just a flute player!

Amidst the melodious sound of the zither, the light of the sword flickered, and the distressed screams of the young man resounded in Taohuaju.

From then on, the owner of the Peach Blossom Residence in Langya Mountain suffered from a fear of swords.

Since then, another stone tablet has been added at the foot of Langya Mountain: Those who enter the Peach Blossom Residence are forbidden to wear swords.

After the end of the year, many relatives and friends came to visit, looking at this stele, they obviously thought deeply.But after contemplating, everyone without exception—"Come here, find me a sword!"

Xie Yunxi: "..."

Of course, apart from these unserious things, Xie Yunxi was actually doing serious things during this period of time.

Among the many debts he owed, the biggest one was naturally the covenant between him and the unintentional Northern Qi.

The development of the late Northern Qi Dynasty can be temporarily put aside, but this year's arrangements for the refugees to survive the winter safely are extremely important.

The Xie family is not short of food, especially with this year's bumper harvest.However, there are still many troubles in mobilizing such a large amount of grain and grass at one time.

Especially in the aftermath of the First Battle of Southern Qi, the Xie family still had many trivial matters to deal with.The part related to the secret of fireworks needs to be carefully and carefully.

Therefore, the new year is approaching, and the Xie family is still busy.As for the supplies related to the Northern Qi Dynasty, overall planning and dispatching seemed like nothing, but it was actually extremely tiring.

Especially when this matter happened in the Northern Qi territory, under the circumstances that the Patriarch of the Northern Qi Dynasty never acted, Xie Twelve was the acting Patriarch who was in charge of the main battle. Naturally, Xie Lang could only take over the overall planning.

The most worrying uncle in history, Xie Lang deserves this honor.

In the end, Xie Yunxi, the inactive Patriarch of the Northern Qi Dynasty, realized with conscience that he couldn't bear his uncle's hard work, so he took the initiative to undertake this task.

However, how could he have done such a trivial thing.Fortunately, human beings are intelligent creatures, and Xie Yunxi is usually just lazy, if he really has to do something, he will still use his brain.

——Especially when thinking about "how to be lazy effectively", he has always been extremely wise.

Not long after, he proposed a plan of "how to be lazy to maximize the benefits" to the tribe.

The method proposed in this plan is: raise food from other clans, and then send them to the Northern Qi in batches, and cooperate with the Northern Qi Xie Mansion to resettle the refugees.

When they saw this, everyone in the Xie family suspected that Xie Yunxi had left his mind in Nan Qi.

You say, who can be so good, send food, and do white labor.No matter how good the personal relationship is, if the family resources are involved, if the number is small, it may still depend on the relationship, but such a huge amount of manpower and material resources cannot be handled by personal relationship.

As for the relationship between the family.

It is absolutely impossible for the Xie family to owe favors to other families for such a trivial matter.After all, money is easy to repay, but favors are hard to repay.

But in the end, Xie Yunxi succeeded, and it was a big success.

In an auction in the name of charity, Xie Yunxi took out three things.

Primary seedling raising manual, tea frying technique picture scroll and some potatoes.

In Apocalypse, knowledge is expensive and almost monopolized by the major clans, and so is technology.

Primary Seedling Raising Handbook and Roasted Tea Technique Scroll, the former can greatly enhance the survival rate of crop seedlings.The latter, a way of tea, was initiated by Xie Yunxi, but its development is far beyond imagination.

As for the number of potatoes, it looks funny, but this is what hurts Xie Yunxi the most.

This year he has just bred an acre of potatoes with excellent quality. He originally wanted to save half and eat the other half, but now he has to take out the half he eats for breeding for other families.

Whenever I think of those potatoes that he passed away——————, his potato stewed beef brisket, sweet and sour potatoes, potato griddle, potato cakes, shredded potatoes, potato chips...

It is very sad!

To say that this potato is a good thing.In Xie Yunxi's previous life, potatoes were the third most important food crop in the world after wheat and corn.

And the most important thing is that potatoes are easy to grow and easy to live in!

So, when these three things were clearly displayed in front of all the aristocratic families - what, just such a small matter in Beiqi?so cheap?So what nonsense are you talking about, grab it!

After fierce competition, these three things fell into the hands of Tang, Sun, and Helian, respectively, without any accidents.

After this charity auction, Xie Yunxi not only easily settled the resettlement of refugees in Northern Qi for the winter this year, but also allocated many matters related to the subsequent development of Northern Qi.

As for the reason, it was naturally in the late stage of the auction, and everyone shouted crazy prices, so crazy that Xie Yunxi was almost deaf.

However, he was still very happy to be able to continue making palms leisurely.

However, a truth can be seen from this incident: you can never imagine the potential of foodies.

——It's so scary, that's about it.

"Hey, after all, it's a pity for my potatoes!" At a 45-degree angle, looking up at the sky, bright and sad, "If I didn't sell it, I can still bake potato skewers now..."

"Uncle, Uncle, come quickly, the gentlemen are no longer patrolling."

At this moment, a plump little chubby boy suddenly appeared under the eaves, waving to Xie Yunxi lively and shouting: "Uncle Huaiyuan has ordered firewood for us, come quickly, we can grill skewers."

Hearing this, Mingmei was less than a breath of sadness, but Xie Yunxi became cheerful.

While carrying his robe and running towards the eaves, he lowered his voice and hissed to the little fat boy: "Understood, why are you shouting so loudly? When the time comes, Mr. finds out, and this matter is your responsibility."

The little chubby boy hurriedly covered his mouth nervously, rolled his eyes, and whispered in his mouth: "Brother Yunxi, aren't you my elder brother? An elder brother is like a father."

The little fat boy analyzed it logically, "As an elder brother like a father, shouldn't you protect us from the wind and rain? So, if something really happens, you should take care of it."

He emphasized again, "We are all just children. After the new year, I will only be seven years old. Seven years old, you will be sixteen."

"Ah, I have something to say on the road, when the snow is going to be heavy, there will be no fire."

Xie Yunxi pulled up the little fat boy, looked left and right, no one was there, then bent over, and walked stealthily to a corner of the backyard of Mengxue Hall.

The two walked while talking in a low voice.

Xie Yunxi shook the two balls on her head, "Look, what is my hair?"

The little fat boy did not doubt him, "Tong Fa."

Xie Yunxi asked: "Then, who combed this hair accessory?"

"Children."

"No, that's right. I'm combing my child's hair now, so I'm also a child."

Hearing this, the little fat boy was stunned, obviously not understanding the logic chain.

But Xie Yunxi continued to speak solemnly, "Between us, the starting point of elder brother like father is not right."

"What's wrong? That's what my husband said." The little fat boy was confused.

Xie Yunxi began to talk about his "reason".

"First, I'm your elder brother, but according to the ranking, I don't take the 'leader', so I'm just your elder brother, but not your elder brother. Therefore, your starting point is wrong, so don't take your elder brother as your elder brother." Father came to let me take the blame."

"Secondly, you and I are both children, but you are seven years old, and I am sixteen years old, but no matter how old I am, right now, in this Meng Xue Guan, I, you brother Yunxi, are just children."

The little fat boy was a little dizzy, "Uh, doesn't it feel right?"

"What's wrong, my child's identity was certified by all our elders, otherwise, why would they let me come to Meng Xue Guan, do you question the elders?"

"No, no, I don't!" The little fat boy shook his head frantically in fright.

Xie Yunxi continued to question shamelessly: "Then, do you think I am a child?"

"Yes... right?"

"Hey, you are a descendant of my Xie family. Be confident and remove the 'bar'."

"Oh yes."

"That's fine, so to sum up, when the gentlemen find out, the responsibility will be yours. Make a series of confessions, and then remember to cover me from sneaking."

The little chubby boy who has been stunned: "Oh, oh, oh!"

Xie Yunxi, who cheated her chubby nephew, was in a happy mood, "I'll give you a bunch of chicken skins later."

"Two skewers of chicken skins."

"Children can't be so greedy."

"But, uncle, that's not what you said when you snatched my glutinous rice balls to eat. You said that people are not greedy and waste youth."

"That's right, I'm a boy, you're a child, we're different."

Little Fat Boy: "???"

Little snowflakes fell here and there, and big doubts floated in my mind.

The little fat boy didn't figure it out until the end. Is his "uncle" a child or a teenager?

Just like many years later, people in the world don't know how many legends this "banished immortal" on Langya Mountain and in Taohuajuli has brought to this world.

Just like thousands of years later, the world will not be able to glimpse the true beauty of the young people here.

Xie Yunxi monopolizes a quarter of the thousand-volume history of the apocalypse.

However, even with countless calendars, it is still impossible to tell the whole picture of his life.

Someone once said: Peach blossoms live in the house and look through the ages. After the dawn, there will be no celebrities, who will tell the legend from then on.

Xichen, Xie Yunxi's name.After five years, Xie Yunxi was weaker.At the weak crown ceremony, Fu He gave him the word "Xi Chen" in the name of his teacher.

It means: the first ray of sunshine in the morning, the most precious treasure in the world.

As for Xie Chenxi's legend, in that year, when the spring was full of branches, the most magnificent prologue in history was really drawn.

And this year, later generations also called it: the Year of Apocalypse.

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