Celebrities who were delayed by food

Thousands of years later, later generations have conducted in-depth research and exploration on the history of "Apocalypse Year".

In the history of the apocalypse, Xie Yunxi, known as "there is no one before and no one to come after", is even talked about by many history lovers.

In Apocalypse 2102, when the Internet was developed, topics related to "Apocalypse Xie Yunxi" occupied the pages of major historical forums all the year round.

Among these countless topics, in addition to the serious and rigorous historical discussions, there are naturally some posts that are discussed, and the discussion is crooked, or the topic is crooked from the beginning.

For example, in a certain history forum, a netizen named "Salted Fish Who Knows the Truth" opened a theme post titled: "Shocked! That legendary celebrity turned out to be...".

For this kind of title party that looks like old marketing, although many people know that the gimmick is bigger than the reality, sometimes they can't help but click in and take a look. After confirming that it is correct, they post a curse: Emma, Sure enough, it's the title party again.

Wang Xiaoxiao is such a freshman in the history department who "knows it shouldn't be ordered intellectually, but can't help but want to order it with a handicap".

And her greatest wish in this life is to personally discover her male god - Xie Yunxi.

On the third day after entering school, the night was dark and windy, Wang Xiaoxiao finished the homework at hand, browsed the forum when she had nothing to do, and searched for the keyword "Apocalypse Xie Yunxi" very smoothly.

Afterwards, a row of densely related topics appeared on the webpage, and the number one among the many topics was: shock!That legendary celebrity turned out to be...

Wang Xiaoxiao immediately frowned, and complained: "What is this, a post with the headline party can still be ranked first, this is simply an insult to my fairy."

She thought that for a legendary figure like Xie Yunxi, just opening any topic could spark a high level of discussion, but now a post with an empty title but no actual content occupies the top of the forum?

Wang Xiaoxiao couldn't help wondering: "Is this because they have lost all fans of Tianqixi's New Year, or is it because the headline party has become rich enough to sell so many sailors?"

With 12 points of displeasure, Wang Xiaoxiao clicked the mouse vigorously, and opened the topic post that said: "Shocked! That legendary celebrity is...".

She planned to go in later to confirm, and then posted a curse: Hehe, it really is a damn headline party.

however--

Salted fish who knows the truth (host): Shocked!That legendary celebrity turned out to be a...

A foodie who spans agriculture, military, politics, education, literature, calligraphy, Gewu... and many other fields!

Seeing this, Wang Xiaoxiao pouted immediately, "Sure enough, it's a messy marketing headline... Huh?" Swipe the page, "There seems to be something related to my male god, so I have to look at it first."

So she continued to swipe the screen again.

Salted fish who knows the truth (the original poster): Dear, after reading the above content, do you think I am a shameless old marketing, damn headline party?

No, dear ones, I am a hardcore fan of Apocalypse.Here, I can tell you very responsibly that he, Immortal Yunxi, is a "foodie legend" who can cross countless fields for food (I teared up when I knew the truth.jpg)

Believe in your beauty: Hehe, where did the evildoer come from? How dare you slander me, Yunxi Dada? Hurry up and report your name to see if I recruit you. (Gourd Baby.jpg)

Passers-by at Station A: +1 on the first floor.

Passerby B asked downstairs to say: +2 on the first floor.

I’m Tangtangtang’s Tang: I don’t know if it’s inappropriate to speak, but I’ll just say that Yunxi might, might, probably really might be a foodie (no derogatory meaning.jpg).

Why do you say that? It’s like this. In the memoirs of my idol, I sorted out a lot of recipes “gifted by Mr. Yunxi”.

Known and sorted out: "Multiple Ways to Eat Four Seasons Flowers", "Delicacy of the Ocean", "Wild Vegetable Edible Manual", "Everything Can be Fried", "Insect Food", "Healthy Soup for Young and Middle-aged People (Tang home volume).

The last "Healthy Soup for Young and Middle-aged People" is said to have (Wang Jiajuan), (Helian Juan), (Sunjiajuan), and the largest scale (Collection of Xie's Houses).

Finally, to justify the name of my idol "Tianqi Tang Tangtang", he just doesn't like to talk, but he loves to write, and he is talkative! (Thank you for understanding the written chatterbox.jpg)

The passer-by was shocked: Looking at it this way, it seems that it is really possible...

I'm Xixi's little baby: No, no, it's not that there are still people who don't know, our Yun Xijun is a good fairy who loves relatives and friends, and focuses on diet therapy!

What is the level of yin and yang strangeness upstairs: normal speech +1

Big brother and younger brother Saigao: It doesn't have to be like this, my younger brother is like me, Yunxi likes to eat, so I can't afford it! (Who are you looking down on.jpg)

Surprised to see a local tyrant begging to hug his thigh: I am a younger brother, and I am beautiful.

Xianyu who knows the truth (host): The one upstairs and upstairs, your "big brother" may not be controlled by the younger brother, but controlled by the face, and of course it is not ruled out that both are controlled. (However, insufficient evidence.jpg)

Big brother and younger brother control Saigao: what?Landlord, my younger brother, Wen Qing, is well-known all over the world, and it is well-known in the annals of history. (Do not subvert my character design.jpg)

The second sister is mine: Hehe, stupid mortal, my sister's sister is the face-controlling Saigao. (The girl in red warns.jpg)

Tsundere Wang Erlang's morning exercises: As Yun Xijun's best pen pal, Wang Erlang said that what the author said may be true.

Upstairs, please tell your story: as the name.

Tsundere Wang Erlang's morning exercises: One thing to say, among the letters between me, Wang Erlang and Yun Xijun, I have sorted out "Beauty and Beauty Recipe 1", "Beauty and Beauty Recipe 2" from the letters that have been discovered and restored so far , "Beauty and Beauty Recipe 3", "Health Preservation Soup for Young and Middle-aged People (Fragmented Wang Jiajuan)", "Apocalypse Primary Edition Morning Exercises", "Correct Use of Musical Instruments".

It's so ordinary to grow medicine: so many recipes, is this very subtle?

I don't want to take medicine: Weiwei +888...

Peach Blossom Immortal's card face: Then you don't count the other works of my Peach Blossom Immortal.In terms of agriculture, we fairies have "Farming Records", "Up and Down Sides of Seedling Cultivation", "Two or Three Things about Fruit Tree Cultivation", and "Farming Tools Manual" (too many to be tired.JPG)

To help the passers-by upstairs: In the military, we fairies also have "Sketch Diagram", "Black Fireworks", "Development of Land in the Moor City" (too many words, so tired. jpg) (Your mother. JPG).

Helian is a cheapskate: Upstairs, I have to remind you that the essence of "Development of Land in the Protected Area" is farming. As a foodie, my instinct tells me that farming is for better food.

Is milk tea tea or not: Wow, if you think about the words upstairs, it’s scary!In other words, none of you really think that the man who can turn my male god from the tea ceremony into the milk tea ceremony, he really...

Passerby pouring water: he really...

Downstairs keep in line: he really...

Upstairs is so annoying: he really...

Why doesn't Lele paint bamboo anymore: By the way, why doesn't Lele paint bamboo anymore?In his later years, no bamboo forest works were published, and there was an inexplicably extra book of "Bamboo Food", Emma, ​​looking at the timeline carefully, it seems that I have encountered...

Lele no longer draws bamboo and eats bamboo: I met—someone!

Unspeakable someone: someone +1

I am Xiaoxiao but not Xie Xiaoxiao: I suddenly have an ominous premonition (Why should I climb stairs.jpg)

Passers-by are also sad: Upstairs +1 (cigarette lighting sad.jpg)

Is my Taotao a foodie? : Upstairs +1008666 (Please come to someone to rectify the name of my idol.JPG)

Highlights: Upstairs, your name is scary. In other words, why do fairies plant peach trees? Is it because of peaches...

Not rectifying your name is also my idol: Upstairs, upstairs, your love is too cheap, remove Tian Qixi's new year fans, hum! (My Xixi is the most beautiful.JPG)

Here is the link to the bright spot gentleman: I am terrified when I think about it carefully, you are so terrified! (Peaches are so delicious.JPG)

Draw your sword, I have Xiao: From my idol's best friend, we can get more detailed and frightening details. (My idol has only one best friend.jpg)

An unknown passerby floats by: Who is your idol upstairs?

Noble passers-by tell you: look at his name.Reminder Xiao Yijian (I can't even guess what kind of passerby you are.JPG)

The passer-by is not floating: Oh, it turned out to be that one.

Crooked building warning: look at my name.

Zhenzhen's paintings are beautiful: Hey, I'm still the most beautiful, you people can't do it, take a look at my Zhenzhen's paintings when you have time, it will definitely refresh your three views of the new world.

The sound of chords is unparalleled in the world: Is the sound of my chords beautiful? (disdain.jpg)

I am a heartless doctor: take a look at the pharmacopoeia medical skills and essays of my genius doctor, it is definitely better than the worldview upstairs.

The head of the family retreats here: Hehe, you are nothing more than that, my patriarch of the Xie family in Langya is as coquettish as "The Notes of Educating My Nephew"! (Lead the coquettish.jpg)

Sister Wang's little fan girl: The building is crooked, but I have no objection, feel free downstairs, I went to practice embroidery. (sadness.jpg)

Strongest Boss Auntie: My auntie is here, Patriarch?hehe.However, my love for "The Notes of a Nephew", there is one thing to say, and the details are a good thing.

Salted fish who knows the truth (the original poster): Dear friends, it may be a good thing to think carefully.

Passers-by join in: The landlord is beautiful, you speak first, and the BGM sounds.

Salted fish who knows the truth (host): Ahem, it doesn’t have to be like this, but let me ask you a few simple questions.

Someone, he is an infrastructure madman on the surface, but what is the ultimate goal of his infrastructure?

Someone, he loves agriculture on the surface and develops farming, but what is the harvest?

There is someone who specializes in pharmacology on the surface, but in the end no one said that he is good at medicine, so where is his pharmacology used in the end?

Someone, he is obviously engaged in military affairs and developing metal forging technology, but compared to military applications, what is the most common tool in the N volumes of reference books for civilian use?

Someone, he is engaged in education on the surface, but what did the talents he educated bring him in the end?

Someone, he is a celebrity on the surface, but behind the glorious history, does he still have some unknown secrets?

So, dear friends who want to know the secret, please study hard and make progress every day!

Passers-by were stunned: ...

I'm the same as above: ...

I’m the same as the one above:  …

……

After watching it, Wang Xiaoxiao sat blankly in front of the computer without saying a word for a long time.

At this moment, the "someone, on the bright side..." questions that were more "scary" kept floating in her mind.

As a rookie freshman in the history department, as a fan of Tianqixi, as an old fan of "I, Yunxijun, is the most beautiful and immortal", she felt that she should really—"Yeah!"

"Study hard, make progress every day, come on, little one, let's clear the fog of history, open the most authentic history books, and expose those who wear the skin of a fairy, but are foodies inside... Ahhh."

"Even if I am a foodie, I, Yun Xijun, am also the most immortal, most beautiful, and most talented foodie!"

— No rebuttals will be accepted.