Celebrities who were delayed by food

At the beginning, the disciple admits to be cowardly, but the master laughed and said it was very good.

The debate competition at the dinner kicked off in this weird master-student dialogue.

Of course, Xie Yunxi had all the disadvantages, and not long after the debate started, he really retreated steadily

As expected, after all, he himself handed the sharpest weapon to the enemy first.

The righteousness of the world and the direction of the people's livelihood, the saying "Food is the most important thing for the people"-even he himself can hardly refute it.

No, Xie Yunxi is almost powerless to fight against each other, and Xie Yunxi is almost powerless to fight against each other. Among them, his eldest brother Xie Wenqing is the most aggressive.

There is no father and son on the battlefield, and he has decided to fight to the end, so there is no possibility of releasing water-this is respect for himself and his opponent.

Of course, this respectful situation meant that Xie Yunxi was completely 'isolated'.

In the hall, the Xie family's children have the largest number, but they can only be Xie Yunxi's opponents today, and they need to fight with all their strength, and they must not have any actions or words to help their opponents.

Xie Yunxi was forced to "isolate", one against a hundred, it was horrible.

Watching this scene, in front of those who heard it, felt sad, and heard it crying.

The female relatives who watched from behind the screen loved Xie Yunxi very much, but now seeing his pitiful appearance of being isolated and helpless, being attacked by a crowd, they really love and pity him, and their heart aches.

No, it's already so pity to the point where the relatives don't recognize it, and they are all-out crusade.

Sun Yiqian's mother, Sun Tang looked at his son pressing every step of the way without mercy, and compared Xie Yunxi's lonely and thin figure, the heart of a loving mother was overflowing, and besides the inner colic, it was also very uncomfortable to see her son.

She pulled Jinpa hard, "Yiqian, that brat, how could he bully Saburo like this, it's too much, let's see how I deal with him when I go back!"

Tang Xie, the mistress of the Tang family, was also so angry that she called her son by his full name, "That's right, this kid Tang Tangtang usually doesn't want to say a word, but today he is talking nonstop when he bullies his cousin, hmph! "

Tang Tangliang, the second son of the Tang family, and a cousin of the Xie family, Xie Yunxi still had to call him cousin on the marriage chart of the aristocratic family.

But this cousin is not merciful. Among the most aggressive talents, he can definitely rank in the top ten, and his words are concise, although he speaks few words, he is concise. In a word, it is praised by everyone in the world-Tang Tangtang.

After Tang Tangtang, it was the eldest son of the Helian family, Heliancheng, who initiated the serial attack.

Tang Tangtang, who is less refined than his words, has a different characteristic in his debates, which can be summed up in one word: poison.Two-word summary: Punishment.

No, not to mention other people, even He Liancheng's own mother was so angry that the corners of her eyes turned red from his slanderous remarks.

The mistress of the Helian family, who was full of resentment, Helian Wang's originally warm eyes were reddish at the moment, and she covered her chest with her hands, showing a delicate attitude like Xizi holding her heart.

"My poor Saburo, my darling, that bastard, how can he refute this argument with people taking food as the sky, my Saburo is so sad, blah blah—"

Xie Wang's phoenix eyebrows raised, not angry but prestige--my Sanlang?

"Hehe, Mrs. Helian, when did I, Xie Jiasanlang, become your Helian's family, respect yourself!"

The Helian Wang family felt aggrieved, "Sister, don't they like Sanlang's child? Besides, the Xie family and the Wang family, the Helian family has always been closely married, so I'm still his cousin."

Mrs. Xie Wang was speechless. The family tree of this family's marriage was a mess. The cousin didn't know whether it was from the family tree of the Wang family or the family tree of the Helian family.

Xie Wang's heart is hanging on Xie Yunxi at this moment. Although she didn't say much, she is also planning how to deal with Xie Wenqing in her heart - even her younger brother is not spared, she is too bullying!

Too lazy to talk nonsense with Helian Wang, "As you go, but remember not to call Sanlang Sanlang blatantly, there are too many gentlemen among the descendants of the aristocratic family, so I should call Xie Sanlang, remember that it is Sanlang from my Xie family." Emphasize the Saburo of the Xie family.

The Helian Wang family pouted, accidentally happy, but what people said was the truth, and they were also kind words, helpless, only hated that Xie Yunxi was not born in the Helian family.

"Oh, it's my sister's good fortune to have such a handsome and extraordinary nephew, who looks like me, that brat in Helian City!"

Obviously, it was Helian City who launched the main attack again, and the Helian Wang family would be so angry that his heart and lungs hurt again, holding that weak posture, and repeatedly scolded: "Ah, I am not a filial son, why did I give birth to my mother? With such a poisonous idiot like you, my poor Sanlang, such a beautiful immortal, how could he go to that poisonous mouth..."

It sounds like a delicate and gentle woman, so shy and weak even when she curses.

However, after pretending for a few seconds, Helian Wang revealed her true nature, "I'll go, what is that kid talking about? It's too embarrassing. If my mother doesn't show off, my stupid son will think I'm a sick tiger. Go back and kill you!" I gave you the money from my private house, and you dare to bully my handsome and extraordinary Mr. Saburo like this, I can't kill you..."

This style of painting changed so quickly that it was unbearable for a while.

All the female relatives: "..."

After so many years, the wives of the various families are still not used to the wonderful style of the Helian Wang family, but the big man of the Helian family is famous for his love of money, and he claims to be penniless - Helian City.

Now that his mother threatened to steal his private money, he didn't know how the Helian family's eldest son would cry when he turned around.

It really is - it deserves it!

All the female relatives echoed and praised.

"Madame Helian is righteous, she is a role model for my generation."

"It should be so. I see that our Dalang should also be punished."

"No, I'm looking at my family, why don't you cut some expenses, so talkative, and ask him to copy dozens of family rules for me later."

"Madam Tang said it very well, and I think so too."

"..."

The voice of crusade was tens of thousands, ten with hundreds, and finally all the women's family members rose up against the same enemy, and they all attacked their own sons, husbands, or relatives. Xiao Xiao's murderous spirit did not give way too much.

Xie Nianhua wiped her forehead secretly, as the only sober existence in the female family, she really broke into a cold sweat for those talented people outside.

The promised family members are gentle and magnanimous, what about being virtuous and virtuous?

They gave all the tenderness to Xie Yunxi, and all the ruthlessness to their sons, husbands, or brothers.

Alas, alas, alas—poor wits.

"Second Miss, I said Da Lang-jun is the one who loves San Lang-jun the most, why is he so pressing today?"

An Yan was worried and looked at the center of the hall. This child has always had a very partial heart, and naturally, like other female relatives, she can't see Xie Yunxi being wronged.

Xie Nianhua calmly took a sip of her tea, she was banned from drinking recently, and her life was very difficult, she glanced at the one outside who was at a disadvantage, and said disapprovingly: "It's not because I love you the most, that I go all out like this. "

An Yan scratched her head, "Second Miss, the maidservant you mentioned is completely confused."

"You are not confused, you are stupid." Xie Nianhua complained casually, and then said: "As the saying goes, love is the deepest responsibility, my elder brother only favors Saburo, he loves people who talk about rules so much, If you run into Saburo, why don’t you just turn a blind eye and turn a blind eye, as you said before, you will be severely punished, and when you see him later, you still have to compromise and compromise again.”

Speaking of Xie Wenqing's eccentricity, she could complain for three days and three nights, "I have never seen him treat me like this. Look, how much punishment I have just come back. He is either adding insult to injury, or just watching with cold eyes. The girl is much more pitiful than Saburo."

An Yan tilted her head stupidly, and said honestly: "But you are also partial to Mr. Sanlang, you hate embroidery so much, so you embroidered a purse for Mr. Sanlang, but Mr. Dalang doesn't have any, and there is still the last time. You got a good horse, and you are also close to Mr. Sanlang, and the last time..."

"Ahem" - this silly boy, talking nonsense.

Xie Nianhua changed the topic in embarrassment, "I saw that Sanlang was calmer than before, and his expression was a bit like when someone dug a hole before doing something bad. Let's take a look first and stop talking about it."

Hearing this, An Yan really diverted his attention and concentrated on watching the debate in the middle of the hall.

In the center of the hall, Xie Yunxi stood proudly, with no anxiety or failure visible on his face, it seemed that he was so calm and at ease from the beginning to the end.

Of course, these are just superficial appearances. When it comes to 'pretentiousness', Xie Yunxi has her own experience. She indulges her inner MMP, but she always maintains the temperament of 'the mountain collapses in front of her and her face does not change' when she is outside.

The elders of the various families didn't pay much attention to the outcome of this game, but they especially loved Xie Yunxi's magnanimity, so they sent rainbow farts one after another.

Sun Bin, the head of the Sun family, even borrowed an old saying, praising him: "Don't be happy with things and don't be sad with yourself, you have the embryonic form of a celebrity."

Xie Lang heard that, the acting nephew was humbled again and again, but inside he was quite guilty, after all, he knew his own family affairs, his family's Saburo was not happy with things but not sad with himself, maybe he was going crazy in his heart now.

But no, Xie Yunxi was quite agitated in the face of such a situation where all the tricks were exhausted. Fortunately, he had experienced life and death. Not to mention other things, the ability to resist pressure is the best.

In the early stage, she was crushed for more than a whole moment, saying that she was not perverted in silence, but broke out in silence. Xie Yunxi finally carried everything by herself, bottomed out and rebounded, and suddenly she had a flash of light——Madan, from the perspective of people's livelihood, she can't win , then argue from a different angle.

Breaking through the limitations of thinking and walking out of the blind spot, Xie Yunxi didn't make it public, but just competed secretly.

He calmly pulled the entry point of the debate topic into the circle that had been set beforehand, and then developed insignificantly, digging holes silently.

As far as the technique of 'digging holes and filling people' is concerned, Xie Yunxi has lost to his uncle and his teacher, but these two can be regarded as old foxes who have practiced for a thousand years, so it is not wrong to lose to them, but other people-hehe !

Forbearance in the early stage, power accumulation in the middle stage, and gods blocking and killing gods in the later stage, and Buddhas blocking and killing Buddhas—the so-called foodie gets angry and lays down millions of corpses.

For his leisurely pastoral life, for the gourmet delicacies in the world, in order not to be arrested and study behind closed doors—come on, burning universe, let these stupid mortals tremble with the anger of foodies!

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Citation notes:

Don't be happy with things, don't be sad with yourself——From the famous book "Yueyang Tower" by Fan Zhongyan, a writer of the Northern Song Dynasty

Debates such as "a gentleman stays away from the kitchen" and "food is the most important thing" are purely made-up, please don't pay attention to it-reading books for fun, and having fun with codes!