Celebrities who were delayed by food

Xie House.

Xie Yunxi looked at the young man in the courtyard who was struggling and clamoring for a one-on-one duel with him, and couldn't help but glance at Xie Nianhua suspiciously, "This is Erlang Zhan...'s younger brother?"

Xie Nianhua just stopped laughing, and now he was breathing slowly. Hearing this, he only raised his eyebrows and said, "I am."

I! ?

Xie Yunxi blinked, "Majestic and heroic - Zhan Qifei?"

——Uh, could it be that he has been reading for nothing all these years?

Xie Yunxi looked at the young man who was yelling with Uncle Liang in the courtyard, and for a moment didn't know what expression to make.

Hearing the child's voice for the first time, he thought there should be a teenager in this courtyard, but when he stepped through the door, he turned out to be a young man.

It's just that this boy looks immature, his frame is extremely petite, and he also has a delicate baby face.

On the face, a pair of cat eyes are round and clear, looking like they have been pampered, showing a bit of innocence and purity.

At this time, the young man was tied up with five flowers, and his round and clear eyes, even when he was staring fiercely, still couldn't see any deterrent force.

The little milk cat with fried hair insists on treating himself as a mighty tiger.

Xie Yunxi really couldn't connect him with the words "majestic and heroic".

Vaguely, Zhan Qifei seemed to hear someone calling his name, instinctively raised his head, and followed the prestige.

As far as the eye can see, everything has faded color, except for a young man on the wooden steps under the eaves.

She was dressed in thin clothes and gauze, especially Bai Xue, and her black hair was scattered around her waist. When the wind picked up, it moved slightly, and the ends of her hair brushed her face lightly.

Under the brilliant light and shadow, just like the illusion in the painting, it comes from broken ink.

Zhan Qifei stared at it intently, and was in a daze.

Being stared at by him, Xie Yunxi felt a little uncomfortable, "Hello, Zhanjia Erlang? Zhan Qifei, Qi Feijun..."

Various titles were called several times in a row, and people were finally called back to God.

After waking up, Zhan Yunfei looked at Xie Yunxi, the round cat's eyes were clear and bright, just like a glimmer of light hidden in them.

In the blink of an eye, the halo flickered, revealing a bit of excitement - very much like the little milk cat when it saw the dried fish, which made people feel no disgust.

However, the milk cat opened its mouth——

"Hahaha, I finally let me wait until this day, Fairy, don't worry, this hero is here to save you."

"Huh?" Xie Yunxi raised her eyebrows lightly, feeling puzzled.

Zhan Qifei regained his energy, and even yelled loudly into the room: "Xie Yunxi, come out for me, and the world is bright and bright. In broad daylight, you actually robbed a girl from a good family. It is a heinous crime. Today, this hero will take the place of the sky!" Xingdao, beat you to pieces."

When the wind blows, it rolls down two or three autumn leaves, and when the leaves fall, they reach Xie Yunxi's feet.

For a while, there was no sound in the courtyard.

Silence.

"Hahaha... I laughed so hard."

Xie Nianhua burst out laughing, covered his stomach again, and bent over, "Still robbing yourself, you robbing yourself, you are a girl from a good family, she is really talented to be so blind, hahaha——"

Although Xie Yunxi is beautiful, no one would mistake him for his daughter's family when a normal person sees it.

Such an obvious young man is still regarded as a girl. I don't know if it is intentional or blind.

And what about robbing a girl from a good family to do justice for the sky—Xie Yunxi couldn't help but reflect, her reputation is so perverted?

The servants in the courtyard lowered their heads one after another, holding back their smiles.They didn't dare to laugh so wildly in front of the righteous lord like Miss Xie Er.

——Didn't you see that San Lang's face turned black?

Reflecting to no avail, Xie Yunxi took a deep breath and resisted the urge to kick someone out.

Naihe——"Hey, that's not right!"

Zhan Qifei suddenly said, "We have to do it all over again. The heroes in the book climb over walls, climb trees, fight the villains, and finally embrace the beauties."

As he said that, he looked at Xie Yunxi again, and said with deep affection, "Fairy, don't worry, I will save you when I climb over the wall again and defeat the bully Xie Yunxi."

The hero of the book?

——Hehe, isn’t this the second-year middle school boy who reads martial arts novels and thinks himself stupid?

At this moment, Xie Yunxi suddenly understood why his second sister showed such an indescribable expression when she mentioned Zhan Qifei.

Such a cat-eyed boy with a childlike voice really can't be hated, but this brainy and strange demeanor is also really hard to love.

Can't wait, love can't, but there is only entanglement left.

However, this is a girl from a good family first, and then a bully who snatches people, it's really - it makes people popular all over the place.

Xie Yunxi walked down the steps, picked up Zhan Qifei's skirt, and said blankly, "Hey, kid, are you blind? I'm a man, a man!"

Whether it is tolerable or unbearable, he is a majestic and majestic man, handsome and suave-"You can show me clearly with your big eyes, I am a man!"

Zhan Qifei looked at the handsome man who was close at hand, blinked, and suddenly said: "The fairy is a man."

——Well, very good, I am not blind at all,

Just when Xie Yunxi loosened his clothes in satisfaction, intending to ask someone to untie them, Zhan Qifei said:

"I never thought that Xie Yunxi would have such a habit that even men would not be spared. Today, this hero will eliminate harm for the people and cut him into pieces."

Everyone: "..."

Xie Yunxi's forehead popped, her hands itched, and she wanted to tear him into pieces.

As a result, a pair of cat eyes that were too clear and clean flew upwards, and most of the anger dissipated unknowingly.

——Oh, this is really poisonous, there is no cure for it.

Xie Yunxi looked at Xie Nianhua unrequitedly, "Second sister, their family, is this an enlightenment for him with martial arts novels?"

Xie Nianhua suppressed a smile, "Who knows, anyway, he was already like this when I knew him, Wu Chi, Wu Chi, listen, isn't it particularly appropriate."

Xie Yunxi hehe, "Then, the majestic appearance?"

Xie Nianhua spread his hands, "Understand in reverse."

—Yes, emotion or irony.

The corner of Xie Yunxi's mouth twitched, and she turned to Zhan Qifei, who had a dull expression, raised her eyebrows and said, "It seems that there is no need to introduce myself."

Martial idiots are just obsessed with martial arts, not brainless.

Xie Nianhua is such a flamboyant person, he naturally knows him, and the only one who can call him "Second Sister" in the capital is Saburo and Shiro of Xie's family.

But Xie Jiashiro——Xie Yuyan has been in the capital all year round, and Zhan Qifei has met him a few times, and he recognizes him as a familiar face.

Then, after excluding all the options, the last thing left is——

Zhan Qifei stared at the cat's eyes with a look of surprise, "Thank you... Thank you Yunxi!"

"It's not Xie Yunxi, it's Xie Yunxi."

Xie Yunxi smirked, and patted him on the head, "Heroes save the beauty, eliminate harm for the people, cut to death, eh!"

The hero saves the beauty - "beauty" is him.

Eliminate harm for the people - "harm" is also him.

It's so interesting!

Zhan Yunxi leaned back and looked at Xie Yunxi in disbelief, "You...you..."

Just when everyone thought he was too scared, he was so nervous that he stuttered.

But he didn't want to, he complained: "You... how can you be so weak.

What about the peerless master you promised, you liar, liar, big liar! "

Xie Yunxi raised her eyebrows, "Who told you that? Also, are you too weak?"

How can a man be called "weak"!

Xie Yunxi lifted up her long sleeves, clenched her fists and showed her arms, "Did you see it, did you see it, this is a symbol of a man, this muscle and strength, you actually say I am weak, you brat!"

Zhan Qifei blinked his eyes, looked at the... so little bulge that was forced out on his arm - what kind of muscle, it was still strong, it was as clear as a bamboo stem.

Zhan Qifei pouted, and his eye sockets began to turn red.

As a "martial idiot", Zhan Qifei didn't have any martial arts talent since he was a child, but he was extremely stubborn and insisted on learning martial arts.

In desperation, the Zhan family had no choice but to recruit a few skilled masters for him, saying that they were teaching him martial arts, but in fact they were coaxing him to play around.

I never thought that such a fool could be coaxed out by this coaxing.

When Zhan's family wanted to correct him, they found that they had fooled him too well before, and they couldn't get back.

But there is no medicine for regret in the world. This self-made sin, having a child, can only be pampered and pampered like this.

As for why he regards Xie Yunxi as a "peerless master", it has to start with Xie Yunxi's "morning exercises".

In the capital city, Xie Jiasanlang's morning exercises were spread like a miracle, prolonging life, beautifying the face, attaining Taoism and becoming immortal, but anyone with some sense knows that these are just exaggerated jokes.

Of course, exercising more can indeed stretch the muscles and bones, improve the physique, and indirectly play the role of ruddy skin, detoxification and beauty.

It is precisely because of the practical effect that morning exercises are sought after by the world.

Most of the current martial arts are extremely fierce, and Qi Fei with his small arms and legs can't learn them.

It just so happened that during that time, he clamored to learn the peerless magic skills. In order to prevent him from making trouble, Mrs. Zhan taught him the "magic skills" of "morning exercises".

At the beginning, there was no effect, but after persisting for a period of time, he felt that his body and mind stretched, and his spirit was particularly good, even his appetite improved.

Afterwards, Mrs. Zhan made persistent efforts and coaxed him to say, "Magic skills are not accomplished in a day, but need ten years of perseverance."

In order to increase his persuasiveness, he also described Xie Yunxi as a peerless sect master, and specially made up some stories.

If you say that this old master Zhan was a generation of imperial teachers when he was young, his literary accomplishment is very good, and his ability to tell stories is better than some novelists nowadays.

Ever since, Zhan Qifei was fooled, and really regarded Xie Yunxi as a peerless master.

No, two days ago he heard that Xie Yunxi had entered the capital, so he made a fuss about coming to visit and have a showdown.

It was naturally impossible for the Zhan family to agree to this matter, but after being rejected, he refused to give up.

Today, while the family members were busy with the banquet, they sneaked out and touched the Xie Mansion all the way, and imagined that, as described in the novel, under the bright sky, they would come to the top of the wall, stand proudly in the wind, smile smartly, and then , Let's raise our arms again and shout for the end of the war.

What an inspiration, what a grandeur.

However, as full as the fantasy is, the reality will be as skinny.

He couldn't climb over the wall, but he was tied up like a caterpillar.

That's all, I finally saw a fairy-like beauty and thought that a hero would come to save her.

In the end, the beauty was not saved, and even the master he worshiped was nothing but a scam.

Zhan Qifei looked at Xie Yunxi, the more he looked at him, the more he looked good-looking, and the more he looked at him, the more he felt wronged.

So, when everyone was caught off guard...

"Wow——" With a sound, the flood burst and tears flooded my eyes.

Everyone watched him slump on the ground, crying so much that it was earth-shattering and weeping ghosts and gods.

Xie Yunxi's hand froze in mid-air, neither letting it go nor not letting it go.

"Uh, what, I just patted it a few times, why are you... crying?"

Zhan Qifei cried and raised his head, his face full of grievances, "Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo..."

It's okay if you don't say it, but this speech makes you cry even more sadly.

Xie Yunxi supported her forehead, "What did I lie to you, I, ah!"

It's all about what, really, it's reasonable and I don't know how to say it.

Xie Yunxi said angrily: "Come here, take this kid away for me, and send him home quickly."

Sure enough, it's better to be out of sight.

After saying that, the guards stepped forward, set up Zhan Qifei one by one to the left and one to the right, then turned around and rushed towards the gate.

Seeing that he was about to be escorted home, Zhan Qifei immediately stopped crying, his toes touched the ground, and he refused to leave, "Wait, I, I won't go, I... I haven't climbed the wall yet, woo woo woo— —”

Everyone: "..."

——No, boy, what time is this, and you and I are still thinking about climbing the wall.

Is the wall of their home so charming?