Celebrities who were delayed by food

On the altar, the people who read the blessings are still continuing, the sun is getting stronger, and the wind is carrying heat.

This situation made Xie Yunxi recall the first day of school in her previous life.

On the playground at that time, hundreds of thousands of students were also like this, bathed in the bright sunshine, listening to the school leaders on the high platform chanting the long "new expectations for the start of school".

Time and space cycle, personnel changes.

"New expectations for the start of school" has become a long sacrificial message, and the person who reads the manuscript has changed from a school leader in a suit and leather shoes to an official in a long-sleeved robe.

If there is anything that remains constant, it is probably the eager hope of the audience—hope that this long babbling can end as soon as possible.

At three o'clock, the reading is over.

However, after reading the blessing, there are still two or three procedures to go through. It is not until the end of the drinking and receiving process that the deacon in the palace brings out the meat offered by the sacrifice and distributes the meat to everyone present.

After staying up all morning, I was finally able to eat something, but the meat after the sacrifice was cold and hard, and it was very unpalatable at first glance.

For the sake of the family's face, Xie Yunxi endured the hunger, and finally survived the most tormenting link, and finally it was time to eat.

But as a foodie with aspirations, he really couldn't eat this dry, rock-hard piece of meat—even if it was only the size of a palm.

Xie Yunxi rolled her eyes, stuffed the meat into her sleeve pocket, and then calmly opened the pouch around her waist, using her sleeves as a cover, and took out the snacks she had prepared.

Xie Yunxi had two purses on her body, one with five-spice grilled dried fish at her waist, and the other hidden in the inner pocket of the long sleeve with some rice crackers.

People eat in a large court, and most of them wear long sleeves as a cover to cover half of their faces, so as not to damage their image and appearance.

Xie Yunxi originally disliked these red tapes, but now it seems that it is convenient for him to steal snacks secretly.

Compared with the dry sacrificial meat, the dried fish baked with five-spice powder is much more delicious.

Put the dried fish mixed with clove, cinnamon, licorice and other aromas into your mouth and chew slowly.

During the chewing, the dry and fresh taste of the fish slowly blooms on the tip of the tongue, which makes people chew more and more.

"Third brother, your move is really good. I ate the sacrificial meat two years ago, and I was always worried that my teeth would collapse."

Xie Yuyan also had a small pouch with snacks hidden in his body, and he was eating rice crisper right now, with an expression of enjoyment on his face.

If it weren't for the long sleeves to cover him up, his appearance of stealing delicious food would have been seen through at a glance.

Xie Yunxi glanced at him sullenly, "I just told you, I have good food to eat with your third brother, and you are stupid enough to not know to bring something by yourself."

"Hey, third brother, you are the only one in our family who can do such an unruly thing."

Xie Yanyu winked and gestured, "No, elder brother is watching, he is so strict about rules, can he allow me to do this under his nose? Do you think elder brother is so partial to everyone."

Xie Wenqing is a good brother who loves his younger brother, but there is a difference between a younger brother and a younger brother.

If Xie Yunxi is the treasure he holds in his hands, then Xie Yuyan is a grass at his feet, and his treatment is not as good as that of Xie Nianhua, the younger sister who always talks back.

As a real father who doesn't hurt, mother doesn't love, elder brother dislikes, second sister oppresses, third brother still needs his care, Xie Jiashiro, he is actually the existence at the lowest end of the Xie family's food chain.

Every time Xie Yuyan thinks about his status in the family, Xie Yuyan doesn't feel it, and feels sad from the heart.

"Hey, don't talk about it. If you talk too much, you will be in tears." Xie Yuyan turned his grief and anger into appetite, and immediately took out the rice crisper in his purse, and took a big mouthful.

The crisp and slightly spicy rice cracker makes a muffled sound between the lips and teeth, and the fragrance of the rice grains slowly spreads to the taste buds while chewing.

Before you know it, it feels like a dream, as if you are in the golden rice, which makes you feel refreshed and refreshed physically and mentally.

In this box, Xie Yunxi and Xie Yuyan secretly ate to their hearts content, but in that box, Xie Wenqing planned to follow the rules and eat the sacrificial meat peacefully.

As for the "rule-breaking" behavior of the two younger brothers around him—hey, forget it, Saburo has been picky eaters since he was a child, and these sacrificial meats are indeed unpalatable, so... let's not take it as an example.

Xie Yunxi fumbled for the purse from her sleeve pocket, because she changed her posture, she happened to catch a glimpse of Xie Wenqing going to eat the hard sacrificial meat.

Immediately, he carefully touched him with his elbow, "Brother, don't you also bring a purse, the sacrificial meat is old and hard, I saw incense ash falling on it just now, don't worry about it because of the rules , it’s not good to eat and ruin your stomach.”

"Incense ash!" Xie Wenqing, apart from respecting the rules, also loves to be clean. Hearing the incense ash on the meat, he was a little hesitant.

He carefully looked at the flesh on his hand, it was really difficult to confirm whether there was any dust on it.

Seeing his hesitation, Xie Yunxi said again: "Brother, don't worry, we are opposite the second sister, Miss Sun and Miss Wang, and they are not eating this sacrificial meat right now."

In line with the principle of sharing blessings and "stealing" with snacks, Xie Yunxi made a lot of dried fish and crispy rice, and put them in her purse to give to friends.

To reassure Xie Wenqing, he gestured to the left and right with his eyes, "Brother, none of us in this row ate sacrificial meat. I gave pouches to Brother Yiqian, Brother Helian and Brother Tangtang yesterday."

"By the way, the brothers from the Wang family behind us also brought them. Just now I heard the sound of chewing rice crackers behind me. Alas, this stealing technique is really not good. Fortunately, we are all on our own in this circle."

Hearing this, Xie Wenqing was speechless for a while. It turned out that he only thought that these purses were only "spread" in their own family. He never thought that Xie Yunxi was so bold that he dragged the children of several aristocratic families around him into trouble.

The etiquette, rules and pride of the family!

"Crack-"

Rice crackers exude the fragrance of roasted grains.

"Bah-"

When chewing the dried fish, the smell of fish is tangy and the spices are rich.

Xie Wenqing couldn't turn his head back, but when he glanced left and right, he found that he was surrounded by people secretly eating snacks.

It's fine to talk about others, even Sun Yiqian participated in it. When he looked over, this person was still biting a small dried fish in his mouth - where is the promised gentleman?

Sun Yiqian noticed the gaze from the side, and immediately looked sideways.

The two looked at each other.

Sun Yiqian and Xie Wenqing had been rivals for so many years, so he knew what he was struggling with.

He glanced at the sacrificial meat in Xie Wenqing's hand, which made people lose his appetite, and he immediately disliked it, raised his eyebrows and said, "If you want to eat this meat, why don't you give me your purse, I just don't have enough dried fish."

——Hehe, his family Saburo gave it to him, who wants to give it to you? Idiots are dreaming, hum!

Xie Wenqing glanced at him angrily, then hid the sacrificial meat in his sleeve pocket, took out the small dried fish from his purse, covered it with his sleeve, and put it in his mouth.

One mouthful of dried fish, and since then there has been a second, third, and...

Xie Yunxi was very happy when she saw that there were friends who were "in the same boat" all around her, and even the sound of ritual and music in her ears was quite pleasant.

The scorching sun was in the sky, the wind was blowing heat waves, and it was noon.

In the center of the altar, the much-anticipated Emperor Yan gnawed on the dry and hard sacrificial meat, secretly annoyed at the deacon's level of meat division.

——For such unpalatable meat, anyone who has some eyesight should not give him such a big piece.

Although he was really tired and hungry after this morning, two mouthfuls of this meat would be enough. Now that it’s such a big piece, if he doesn’t finish eating it in full view, he might be caught by the family, but if he really wants to eat it After that, I really need to separate myself.

Emperor Yan looked at the incense ash marks on the meat, and felt that the meat in his mouth was tasteless.

However, it is not easy to be an emperor. This sacrificial meat has far-reaching implications. As an example for the world, he must eat it no matter how unpalatable it is.

If you want to wear a crown, you must bear its weight.

It's not easy to be an emperor, let's do it and eat it.

——Well, fortunately, "Lele" alone is not as good as all "Lele", and there are so many children from aristocratic families to suffer with him.

Thinking about it this way, the meat seemed to taste a little better.

As for the royal sacrificial ceremony, why have they always been keen to invite the children of the aristocratic family to participate in the ceremony? In addition to creating a harmonious and friendly atmosphere between the royal family and the aristocratic family, there are also some inhuman thoughts of the emperor.

Between the aristocratic family and the imperial power, no matter how harmonious they appear, it can't conceal their nature of incompatibility.

But as an emperor, he can't control the power of the family, at most he can maintain the current balance.

Heart, naturally unwilling, but helpless.

Even if the common people know that the emperor takes turns to do it, and the family has passed down the principle for thousands of years, no matter how unwilling he is, he can only find some balance for himself on such innocuous little things.

——Hehe, no matter how noble and proud your family is, why don't you want to eat these disgusting sacrificial meats with him here.

Emperor Yan chewed the meat in his mouth with great effort, his eagle eyes narrowed slightly, scanning the people standing in line under the altar.

He was extremely satisfied with the eating expressions of the princes, ministers, empresses and concubines who either "see death as home" or "bear humiliation".

As the supreme emperor, when he himself was unlucky, he naturally hated to see anyone living better than him.

His eyes shifted, and he landed in the ranks of the family circle. He was full of expectations that these children of the family would be the same as in previous years. On the one hand, they were disgusted, but on the other hand, they were hindered by etiquette rules. In the end, they were not the same as him. They had to compromise and finish the meat .

——No matter how arrogant you are on weekdays, now you have to be subject to etiquette and rules.

With anticipation, Emperor Yan turned his gaze to the left.

"Huh... Huh?" What's going on, why do the members of the four major families in front look... quite happy?

Wait, the one in the middle is supposed to be Saburo from the Xie family.

It really is handsome and extraordinary, rare in the world.

But, it shouldn't be, this meat is so unpalatable, why does he seem to have eaten a delicacy in the world, is this "exiled immortal" of the Xie family really different from others?

Emperor Yan frowned suspiciously.

In the lineup of the aristocratic family circle, people from the four major families stood at the front. Emperor Yan glanced at it, and the first ones he saw were Xie, Sun, Helian and the Tang family's children.

According to previous years, at this time they were just like Emperor Yan, gnawing on the sacrificial meat with difficulty and pain, holding their posture.

However, the family of today is not the family of yesterday.

Under the leadership of such an unruly foodie like Xie Yunxi, the top five members of the aristocratic family have been corrupted by delicious food.

——Rules and etiquette, as long as you can save face, why bother to embarrass your body and mouth.

Emperor Yan blinked vigorously—couldn't it be that the juniors of these masters have already cultivated the skill of "not being happy in appearance"?

It shouldn't be, they are just young people with curly hair or weak crowns, with such a high level of self-cultivation, it doesn't take a few years of effort, but there is no way to be so calm and calm.

Emperor Yan did not give up and set his sights on the area of ​​the aristocratic women.

However, it was Xie Nianhua, Wang Yaoyao, and Sun Yurou who started this row, and what they were chewing at this time was naturally the delicacies that had been stolen.

The three girls kept their mouths shut, silently chewing the dried fish, their faces brimming with happiness and intoxication.

Although the sacrificial gowns were heavy and cumbersome, they had extremely wide sleeves, which made it easier for them to secretly exchange food.

If they need to open their mouths to feed again, they will raise their sleeves first, and then open their mouths to bite after covering their faces. Outsiders can't see whether they put sacrificial meat or something else in their mouths.

With a certain distance between the stage and the audience, Emperor Yan naturally couldn't see the truth.

He looked left at Xie Yunxi's side, and right at Xie Nianhua's side, his eyes swayed from side to side, always feeling that something was wrong.

But when I looked closely, I didn't see anything wrong.

Emperor Yan couldn't help but think a little more, only felt that the descendants of these big families grew up so fast in this generation.

In such a comparison, the descendants of their royal family seemed to be set off as trash.

As the saying goes, if you don't compare, you won't feel stuffy.

Emperor Yan thought of his sons, who were stupid, stupid, smart and unsteady, and stable and mediocre.

——It’s no wonder that for so many years, the aristocratic family has always suppressed the royal family.

Thinking about it, I am terrified, really desperate.

"Ah—" a long sigh, I don't know how much sadness it contains.

Emperor Yan gnawed a mouthful of sacrificial meat, and there was firewood in his mouth, and it was tasteless. During chewing, only the powdery astringency left by the incense ash lingered in his mouth - it seemed that it was even more difficult to swallow.

And right under his nose, Xie Yunxi and the others were enjoying the delicious dried five-spice fish and the crispy rice crackers.

After eating the dry food, her mouth became dry, but Xie Yunxi even took out small fruits from her chest, sleeves, etc., and took one bite at a time, eating it so delightfully.

Of course, such a good thing should be shared with relatives and friends.

"Big brother, big brother, pass the fruit quickly..."

"Silang, keep your hands steady, don't drop the fruit, let Brother Helian pass it on first."

"..."

Ritual and music bells rang, the sound pierced the ears, while reaching the heaven and the earth, it seemed to cover up many whispers underneath.

Emperor Yan swallowed the last mouthful of sacrificial meat with difficulty, and felt sad after being relieved, "Hey, the prosperity of the family is the sorrow of the royal family!"

Xie Yunxi happily swallowed the juicy and sweet pulp, and couldn't help sighing, "Hey, actually this sacrificial activity is not as bad as imagined, it has food, drinks, friends, and free music to listen to, it's quite interesting to think about it of it!"

The rites and music stopped, the bells rang, and the rites sang:

"The sacrificial ceremony is completed..."