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In Xie’s compound, chickens fly and dogs jump, ghosts cry and wolves howl.

Xie Yunxi stood blankly under the beam in the front hall, looking at his uncle - Xie Lang burst into anger, picked up a feather duster, and chased Shen Le all over the yard.

This was the first time he saw his uncle so disregarding his image and manners, beating up like a thunder, using a "murderous weapon" to beat someone.

In Xie Yunxi's memory, Xie Lang has always been an elegant gentleman.

On weekdays, he has long sleeves fluttering and is indifferent to the world. I have never seen him lose his temper, let alone roll up his sleeves and chase people all over the courtyard without shoes.

While waving and chasing, the chicken feathers scattered, twirled, and jumped.In the courtyard, roaring, begging for mercy, the sound is heard.

Xie Lang was so angry that his face was livid, "Shen Le, stop for me, it's been ten years, and you still have the face to come back."

Shen Le cried out in pain, "Ouch, thank you, sir, you really hate your hands, you are all literati anyway, can we just move our mouths and not move... ah!"

However, the only response to him was the fluffy duster.

The feather duster fell on his thigh hard, and he jumped up in pain, but seeing that the feather duster was about to fall again, he dodged and ran back quickly.

"Damn Shen Leming, stop!" Xie Lang was furious and chased after him.

"I'll go!" Shen Le yelled while running, "If you don't hit me, I'll stop, who the hell is standing still and letting you hit me?"

Xie Lang sneered, "Hehe, if you have the face to come back, you must have the consciousness of being beaten to death."

"Who would have this kind of awareness." Shen Le dodged, and couldn't help but swear, "Damn it, you're like a bandit as you promised, in front of this junior, you have the guts to take such a heavy hand."

As soon as he finished speaking, the feather duster flew up a few feathers and chased after him fiercely.

"What horrible thing did Uncle Shen do?"

Xie Yunxi came back to her senses, and swallowed hard, "I never saw Shiro and I burn an ancient scroll of Uncle's so furious. Could it be that there is some mortal enmity in this posture?"

No one answered this question.

Mrs. Xie Wang, Xie Qi and the others who knew it were coldly watching the chaotic scene in the courtyard where you were chasing him to hide, but the air fell into an eerie silence.

Among the younger generation, Xie Nianhua, who knew a little about the reason, wanted to escape, but Xie Wang's eyes were sharp, and as soon as she lifted her legs, she was grabbed by the back of her clothes.

At this time, Zhengsheng was squatting in a backlit corner without love, and unconsciously drew circles on the floor with his hands.

Xie Yunxi carefully glanced at Xie Wenqing beside him, seeing that he was looking worriedly at the chicken feathers flying around in the courtyard, looking like he wanted to step forward but didn't dare to step forward, wanted to stop but didn't know how to stop, immediately rolled his eyes, and silently Move your feet.

He quietly moved to Xie Nianhua's side, quickly squatted down, touched the other's arm with his elbow, and asked in a low voice: "Second sister, second sister, this is the first time I see uncle like this, what is going on here? What story?"

Xie Nianhua drew circles, lowered his head, and sighed without raising his head when he heard the words, "Hey, Sanlang, people don't know too much, if you want to hear stories, go find a storyteller, Miss Ben. "

Hearing the weak tone of the statement, it was obvious that Second Miss Xie was not in a very good mood at this time.

Xie Yunxi became even more curious, "Second Sister, I saw that you looked frightened just now, could it be something bad?"

However, Xie Nianhua looked autistic and unwilling to talk to her.

——Hiss, there must be something wrong here.

Xie Yunxi rubbed her chin, her heart of gossip became more and more eager to move.He moved his feet again, trying to get closer to Xie Nianhua, "Second Sister!"

The so-called "Xie Nianhua" if there is nothing to do, and "Second Sister" if there is something to do.Upon hearing this coquettish call, Xie Nianhua's goosebumps trembled, "Emma, ​​Xie Sanlang, if you didn't have a face that satisfies me, my aunt would let you taste what is called Xie's Magic Whip."

While speaking, she also raised her head and stared at Xie Yunxi with a fierce look in her eyes, with the attitude of "my aunt won't do what you do".

Seeing this, Xie Yunxi frowned, "Second sister, you and I have been in love with each other for so many years, there is really a problem here, you have the nerve to slip away by yourself, and don't care about my life or death?"

"It's worth it, I'd rather die my brother than my sister." Xie Nianhua retorted angrily, "Also, don't play the emotional card. I didn't see your second sister when you were bullying me. The second sister's name is so warm."

Hearing this, Xie Yunxi smiled again, and called again on purpose, "Second Sister~"

Xie Nianhua rolled his eyes, "Xie Sanlang, I'm not the big brother, I know that I love you with no bottom line, hmph, I will never do what you say, never!" A resolute, sonorous force.

"Oh—" If he doesn't like this one, then he will change it.

Xie Yunxi shrugged her shoulders disapprovingly, then grinned and said, "Second Sister, it's a dry autumn day, and you're still running around all day, ah, brother, let me see, your face is rough and dark."

As he spoke, he tsk-tutted a few times, sighed, and got up, "Hey, having said that, it will be the Qiqiao Festival in a few days, and it's fine on weekdays, but on Qiqiao day, how many girls will gather together, there are still two people here. Sister, your deadly enemy, if they see you like this, how can they laugh at you?"

Hearing this, Xie Nianhua touched her face nervously. She didn't know whether it was Xie Yunxi's words that gave her a psychological hint, or whether the wind and sun had really damaged her skin these days. Anyway, she touched her face for a long time. The frown became tighter.

"It seems...it seems that it has really become rough."

Nowadays, men love to be pretty, let alone girls.No matter how careless Xie Nianhua is on weekdays, he also cares about his appearance and face.

She was suspicious, and looked at Xie Yunxi, "Why, do you have a solution?"

Xie Yunxi didn't answer directly, but only gave her a confident look, "Second sister, the so-called equivalent exchange, you tell me about 'Patriarch Xie's family and Mr. Shen's family, what have to be said about the past', I will let you On the night of the Qiqiao Festival, you came here to be radiant and overwhelming, what do you think of this business?"

"Patriarch Xie's family and Mr. Shen's family have to talk about the past?"—Why does this statement sound so wrong?

Xie Nianhua repeated a sentence to himself, and looked back and forth at Xie Yunxi with puzzled eyes.

After hesitating for a while, she finally made a compromise for "beauty".

"Okay, it's okay to exchange. In fact, there is nothing wrong with it. I didn't see my mother, and the second uncle and the others seemed to be familiar with it."

Speaking of the latter, Xie Nianhua's voice became lower and lower.

Hearing this, Xie Yunxi secretly raised her head to look at the crowd.

At this time, two middle-aged men in the courtyard were jumping up and down, you chased him to hide, they were obviously tired and out of breath, but they were still anxious.

The servants around were scattered in the corners, not daring to step forward, nor to retreat.And Liang Xia, Xie Wangshi, Xie Yanshi, Xie Qi, and even First Steward Xie were standing casually, staring at the two people who were chasing around in the courtyard.

The four of them watched quietly for a while, and no one of them came forward to stop them, but they said that they were gloating and enjoying the show, but the four of them frowned and looked worried.

Xie Yunxi withdrew her gaze and looked at the two people chasing and avoiding in the courtyard, "By the way, Uncle's subordinates are really serious!"

During the few gaps between him and Xie Nianhua talking, Xie Lang's feather duster hit Shen Le several times in a row. Each time, it was either the buttocks or the outside of the thighs. Although they didn't hit the vital parts, they were extremely hard .

It's only summer now, and although the temperature has dropped in the evening, the clothes are still thin.The feather duster fell on the body, and there was not much cushion.

When the duster slapped Shen Le's body, a few "pop" sounds could be vaguely heard.

Xie Yunxi only felt severe pain when he heard it.

Swallowing his saliva, he also nervously said: "What kind of enmity, what kind of resentment is this? Uncle Shen is hiding in the courtyard, why doesn't he run outside?"

It stands to reason that the servants in the courtyard did not block the exit, but if Shen Le wanted to run outside Xie's house, Xie Lang would never catch up, but even if he was whipped and screamed again and again, he would just circle around in the courtyard .

"Hey, you don't know about that." Xie Nianhua mysteriously raised his hand to cover his lips, "Uncle Shen, I guess I feel guilty, and now I'm willing to be beaten."

"Huh?" Are you willing to be beaten? ——Xie Yunxi became more and more confused.

"It's a long story."

Xie Nianhua glanced around and saw that no one was paying attention to her, so he continued to lower his voice, "Back then, our Uncle Shen and his wife, that is, our Aunt Shen, were childhood sweethearts, childhood sweethearts, and a deep love between husband and wife. A loving couple, what a pity, alas!"

As she spoke, she sighed again and again, "It's a pity that the relationship is deep and the relationship is shallow. It is said that our aunt Shen has been in poor health since she was a child, and she has been taking medicine since she was born. Later, she was depressed because of the issue of heirs. I don't care, but you also know that some people from aristocratic families always have long tongues chewing their ears behind their backs.

Alas, in the next few years, Aunt Shen has been bedridden, and Uncle Shen has been taking care of her every step of the way, but she didn't make it through in the end, it was still... hey. "

Hearing this, Xie Yunxi let out a long sigh.

The two were silent for a while, and Xie Nianhua continued, "After Aunt Shen left, Uncle Shen suddenly lost his temper. You see, his white hair was dyed at that time. It is said that it became completely black overnight. white."

"I didn't expect Uncle Shen to be an infatuated person." Xie Yunxi sighed, and then frowned again, "Then, it turned out to be the case, why didn't uncle comfort me when we met, but... so ruthless?"

"How should I put it, the word love is too hurtful."

When it came to the key point, Xie Nianhua pulled Xie Yunxi to lower his head, "After Uncle Shen turned white all night, no one dared to let him wear it alone for several days. Later, Aunt Shen went to the funeral and went to the tomb, after the first seven days, probably I felt that his mood had stabilized, so I didn't stare so closely. But it was this relaxation that caused a big accident."

Xie Yunxi focused and listened carefully.

"There are more than ten days after the first seven days. I heard that Uncle Shen and Aunt Shen have known each other for five years. On this day, Uncle Shen ran to Aunt Shen's grave, planning to swallow medicine to die for love."

"What... what!" Xie Yunxi's heart tightened, and she hurriedly asked in a low voice: "And then?"

"Of course he was saved, but..."

Xie Nianhua said in a muffled voice, "It is said that Uncle Shen stunned all the elders of the Shen family in order to run out that day. It was Mixiang, and my father hated smelling it the most, so he only inhaled a little, woke up in time, and rescued Uncle Shen."

Xie Yunxi asked, "What happened after being rescued?"

"I don't know the details." Xie Nianhua shrugged, "I just know that Uncle Shen didn't drink the poison, and after he came back, he didn't seem to seek death any more. Of course, it may also be because he was beaten so badly by our father. I couldn’t get out of bed for half a month.”

"However, Dad, it is said that his body was hurt by anger during the half month, so he could only rest at home. When he recovered from his anger and went to the Shen family to find someone, Uncle Shen had already disappeared with Uncle A Niu."

After finishing speaking, Xie Nianhua also sighed.She didn't remember the past when she saw Shen Le this time, after all, she was not very old when she knew about it.

At that time, she just knew that her baby name was given by Uncle Shen Le, but every time she asked questions like "Who is Uncle Shen?", "Why haven't I seen him?", "Where is he now?" However, everyone is always perfunctory, talking about him from left to right.

As a very curious person, Xie Nianhua naturally wouldn't be perfunctory so easily.

At that time, her methods of inquiring information were not very good, and she didn't have so many eyes and ears, but she had a flexible mind and a slanted sword. She coaxed the elders in the family who were very fond of alcohol but had a moderate capacity for alcohol to drink a lot of wine, waiting to be drunk. When I was drunk, I naturally asked something.

It's just that she was too young at that time, so she only heard it as a story, and she felt relieved when she looked back.

"Hey, one misstep will cause eternal hatred." Xie Nianhua shook his head, "Although I don't know how Dad finally persuaded Uncle Shen to give up his suicidal idea, but he beat him until he couldn't get out of bed for half a month, and I was so angry Judging from these two points, the grievances between the two of them cannot be eliminated with a single beating today."

Xie Yunxi calmed down, "You said it was their grievances, so why are you so trembling?"

"You don't know what it is. The more you know, the faster you will die?" Xie Nianhua shrunk his head, glanced at the direction where Xie Wang and the others were, and said in a low voice, "Based on my years of experience in getting into trouble." Look, Uncle Shen and my father's grievances and grievances in the past ten years are still grinding, as juniors, we will definitely be unlucky to be caught between the two of them."

"What's the bad luck?" Xie Yunxi patted her on the shoulder disapprovingly, "Wouldn't there be a tall person to support the sky falling, besides, maybe they had a fight, vented their anger on each other, and turned around. alright."

Xie Nianhua frowned, and pondered for a while, "It makes sense, but the incomplete information is really annoying."

Having said that, she looked towards the courtyard again.At this time, both Xie Lang and Shen Le were out of breath, so tired that they could only truce, but their appearances were extremely bad.

Xie Lang has always loved cleanliness and puts great emphasis on his appearance. However, at this time, his hair is disheveled and his clothes are loose. filthy.

On the face and between the foreheads, sweat "ticked" down the cheeks, slipped into the collarbone of the clothes, soaked the fine clothes, and wet the neck, looking at him in a mess.

And Shen Le's image was not that good, not to mention the messy clothes and hair, the sweat dripped on his face and back, there were chicken feathers scattered between his hair and the front of his clothes, and his body was covered in mud.

Of course, Shen Le's buttocks and legs were more sore than his appearance.

At the age of forty, the physical fitness is naturally not comparable to that of young people. This will violently dodge and run down, and the whole body seems to be falling apart, and it is almost on the ground.

These two embarrassed middle-aged men are now breathing slowly, looking at each other from a distance.

After chasing and beating the rage, everything seemed to be calm.

Xie Lang loosened the bare feather duster in his hand, closed his eyes and sighed deeply.

There was a long silence, and the huge yard seemed to be the only sound of their rapid panting.

quite a while.

Xie Lang opened his eyes and took a look at Shen Le. Just when everyone thought he was going to speak or curse, he just turned around and walked towards the backyard without looking back.