Celebrities who were delayed by food

Shen Le fell into true self-sorrow, but Xie Qi had already stepped out of the sadness. At this moment, he was showing off his superb acting skills.

He patted Shen Le on the back, raised his voice, and continued to comfort him: "My dear brother, my dear brother, blame me for being soft-spoken and unable to help you, if... If someone can help you say something nice, hey— —”

Villains die from talking too much, and so do dramatists.

As soon as Xie Qi's words fell, Xie Yunxi immediately narrowed his eyes, and the sway that had just been born in his heart disappeared in an instant.

Unfortunately, after dinner, he still let go and promised to give it a try. As for whether Xie Lang could forgive Xie Qi and Shen Le in the end, that was not something he could guarantee.

However, the Qiqiao Festival is approaching, and Xie's family should be busy for the next few days. Besides, he can't think of what to use as an entry point to adjust the grievances and resentments between the three of them. hatred.

Of course, the most important thing is that right now he is obsessed with developing his beauty and hairdressing business, so naturally he doesn't have much energy to deal with many other disturbances.

Fortunately, Shen Le and Xie Qi are not in a hurry, anyway, ten years have passed, so they are not in a hurry right now.Moreover, in this peach blossom house, there are wines and delicacies, good times and beautiful scenery, it is really a polar place for self-cultivation.

The two middle-aged uncles who were kicked out clapped their hands, and decided to live in this peach blossom that night—until Xie Lang forgave them.

In this regard, Xie Yunxi deeply realized that it is not only cats who are killed by curiosity, not only scoundrels who are shameless, but also his second uncle and uncle Shen who have no integrity.

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That night, the night was as cool as water, and the moon was like a hook on the eaves.

The noise of the day receded, and the lights in Peach Blossom House were dimly lit.Xie Yunxi sat under the eaves, shaking her vacant feet, shaking them once and for all.The autumn wind blows, the black hair blows and caresses the cheeks, the tulle of the long clothes is slightly raised, the neck is turned to the sky, and the eyes are closed and the star river is brilliant.

Traveling far away to return home, to Langya, to Peach Blossom, although there are twists and turns, although there are disturbances, although surprises become frightened.

However, this situation and the young people here are also "my hometown is where my heart is at ease".

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Xie Qi hooked Shen Le's shoulder with one hand, held the lamp with the other, and drank with his head up to the sky, making him slightly tipsy.

The two staggered from the hall to the eaves, the night wind gusted and the smell of alcohol dissipated, and they seemed to be quite sober.

Xie Qi and Shen Le looked at the young man under the eaves, and their eyes flashed with relief and emotion at the same time.

Goodbye to old friends will always bring back a lot of nostalgia.

Xie Qi and Shen let go of each other's shoulders, spread out from left to right, occupying the seats on both sides of Xie Yunxi.

The three stood side by side, looking up at the sea of ​​stars and the moonlight, without speaking for a long time.

There was silence for a while.

Shen Le suddenly opened his mouth, and said apologetically: "Hey, Ah San, speaking of it, it's your fault, Uncle Shen, if I hadn't appeared, you should have the reunion dinner with your uncle and the others right now, It's a good surprise, and it won't be messed up into what it is today."

Xie Yunxi was very surprised by this sudden "discovery of conscience".

Along the way, he was used to Shen Le's shamelessness, lack of integrity, and he was not used to being so serious at this moment.

Looking sideways at Shen Le, he looked up at the starry sky with emotion on his face.

Xie Yunxi blinked, and said nothing politely, "Uncle Shen, if you really feel sorry, let's discuss it, I'm already this old, please stop calling me by my baby name."

This turn of events was really unexpected, Shen Le froze, and looked at Xie Yunxi dumbfounded after a while, "Okay, at such a young age, he still has a lot of thoughts."

As he spoke, he continued without self-knowledge, "Actually, I think the name Ah San is pretty good. You brothers and sisters, Ah San and Erya are so easy to pronounce."

Xie Yunxi resisted the urge to roll her eyes, and when she complained in her heart, she suddenly remembered something, "By the way, my second sister and I both have baby names, so my eldest brother's baby name is Xiao Wenqing, right?"

This little Wenqing sounds obviously better than Erya and Ah San, and he is also a child of the Xie family, so how can this baby name be "preferring one to the other"?

Xie Yunxi thought a little unbalanced in her heart.

Hearing this, Shen Le waved his hands carelessly, "That's impossible, my uncle did it, but he treats everyone equally. I gave you three baby names, and there is still a sense of sequence when you read them."

"Sense of order?" Xie Yunxi rubbed her chin, began to diverge her thoughts, and guessed unreliably, "Could it be called Dabao? Daya? Dawen? Daqing..."

"What a big girl, big man, it's ugly too."

Xie Yunxi frowned every time she mentioned Shen Le, and in the end she had a look of disgust on her face, thinking in her heart: How can a good young talent be named so unsatisfactory, it is simply insulting to gentlemen.

He reached out and patted Xie Yunxi's shoulder, and taught earnestly, "Hey, Ah San... No, Saburo, it's not that Uncle Shen said you. Your level of naming is really not good. If you have a child in the future, this name will still be good. I have to get it."

Hearing this, Xie Yunxi glanced at him expressionlessly, and said in her heart: Whoever chooses a name is not good enough, who can pick out names like Ah San and Er Ya, who has the guts to complain about others.

However, this is one's own elders at any rate, so one must save some face.

Xie Yunxi had no choice but to say "Oh", and continued to ask: "Then what is my elder brother's nickname?"

"Your elder brother, he was white and fat when he was a child, and he was a big fat boy when he was born." The corners of Shen Le's lips curled up slightly, and he recalled, "At that time, when he was just full moon, he knew how to crawl around, crawl around, It’s like the head of a big meat group, I thought about it, so I gave him a baby name, and it’s called Big Tuanzi.”

While talking, Shen Le whispered, "Listen, this Datuan, Xie Datuan—what a nice name!"

"Thanks... Xie Datuan?" Xie Yunxi looked at Shen Le with a smug face, and really didn't understand where this person's confidence came from, and thought that the name "Xie Datuan" sounded nice.

After a long pause, Xie Yunxi suddenly felt that his and Xie Nianhua's nicknames were actually - not bad.

Sure enough, there is no sense of superiority without comparison.

At this moment, he decided to let go of his integrity, "Well, Uncle Shen's name is quite nice, Da Tuan, hahaha, thank you Da Tuan, brother Da Tuan, it's quite easy to call."

Hearing that he admired the baby name she took so much, Shen Le immediately hooked Xie Yunxi's shoulder, looking like two good brothers, she was very pleased to praise, "Sanlang, my confidant, has vision and taste, I am very happy Rejoice."

Hearing their conversation, Xie Qi withdrew his eyes from the starry sky and looked sideways at the old and the young.

Watching from the sidelines, the old one has no self-knowledge at all, while the young one is full of black water.

——Hey, there is not a single good one.

I complained like this in my heart, but smiled, "Your Uncle Shen's ability to name... ahem, it's really good. I think your elder brother has missed his childhood very much for so many years. We will call him by his nickname from tomorrow on. It’s also good for him to miss, childhood is always beautiful.”

Childhood is of course beautiful, but few people miss this childhood nickname.

Fortunately, Xie Wenqing didn't hear the conversation of these three people at this moment, otherwise he might be so angry that he would explode on the spot.

However, I haven't heard it right now, and I'm going to be so depressed that I "vomit blood" tomorrow... maybe.

Huaiyuan looked at the three people sitting side by side under the eaves, feeling powerless to complain, he just silently offered the hangover soup, then immediately backed away, shrank behind the wooden door, and packed the quail.

At this time, the old and the young, who have a common topic, are getting closer.

Three guys with no morals, enjoying the night breeze, enjoying the night, drinking tea and fruits, chatting all over the world.

However, while chatting, Shen Le and Xie Qi coveted the facial mask, and the two old men who were almost a hundred years old together pestered Xie Yunxi to get the facial mask.

At noon, after Xie Nianhua wiped off the mask, the skin on his face looked brighter and smoother. As the era of "face is justice", Xie Qi and Shen Le were naturally very excited.

At this moment, taking advantage of the dark night and high wind, and the juniors were not around, so I put my arms around the young man's shoulders and begged him in a low voice.

Xie Yunxi was bothered by the two of them, so she did as they wanted. Anyway, the materials for making the mask were ready-made. She took some from the kitchen, stirred them until they became a paste, and then she could apply them on her face.

As a straight man with an incomplete form, Xie Yunxi's method of making the mask is simple and rude, which is unique.

Fortunately, the materials of this mask are all natural and pollution-free ingredients. As long as there is no allergic reaction to these ingredients, you can naturally use or eat them with confidence.

Ever since, when Xie Wenqing walked from the backyard to the front hall, what he saw was—under the eaves, under the slightly reddish light, three men in fluttering clothes, all facial features on their faces were wiped out, leaving only the faint black The eyeballs reflected red light.

The moon is hazy, and the clouds move to cover the stars.

Ah Qi watched, the hand holding the lantern trembled, and he almost lost his grip.

After a while, he swallowed, and called tremblingly: "Shen...Master Shen?" Shen Le's white hair looked extraordinarily dazzling under the moonlight, and he couldn't see his face and figure clearly at a glance. Of the three, he is the only one who can best identify them.

Xie Wenqing was also taken aback, but after seeing the white-haired "faceless man", he regained his composure and beckoned Ah Qi to continue forward.

When they got closer, they could see clearly the faces of the three of Xie Yunxi.

He sighed deeply, and said, "Hey, it's so late at night, why did you bother with this... This mask is here, it's really scary."

Even though he said so, he looked at the unfinished bowl of paste in Xie Yunxi's hand with a salivating look on his face.

Xie Yunxi can't understand the integrity of the mouth.

Regardless of whether the smear on his face would fall off, he only waved enthusiastically and raised his voice quite intentionally, "Brother Datuan, good evening."

"Big... Datuan?" Hearing the baby name that had been dusty for many years, Xie Wenqing didn't mention it in one breath, and coughed repeatedly.

After a while, he patted his chest and took a breath, "Xie Sanlang, please call me big brother."

Although he knew that this baby name must have been revealed by Shen Le, but who told him that this was his elder, as a junior, he couldn't say anything, so he could only point the finger at Xie Yunxi—of course, he also knew that according to his family's Saburo Virtue, it is estimated that what he said was in vain.

No, Xie Yunxi asked Sheng An, turned around and emphasized her tone, and continued to call: "Oh, Brother Datuan, good evening."

Hearing this increasingly strange title, Xie Wenqing's forehead popped, and he was about to step forward to give a good lecture.

But before he could go up the steps, Xie Qi, who was covering his face by the side, greeted, "Da Tuanzi, come and make a facial mask together, it will be the Qiqiao Festival later, our family has two girls this year, we can't embarrass them .”

Hearing this, Xie Wenqing first twitched the corner of his mouth, then paused in his mind, "You two girls?"

After pondering for a while, he finally realized that his second uncle counted Xie Xiaowu, who was only three years old, in this "girl".

Knowing the child's name will not get over for a while, Xie Wenqing can only talk about him, and only said: "Second Uncle, Xiao Wu is only three years old, and it is not enough to worship the moon on Qiqiao Festival."

Begging for cleverness and worshiping the moon is the work of a young girl who has not left the cabinet. A bratty yellow-haired girl just eats, drinks, and looks at the moon.

But having said that, it is obvious that I want to make a facial mask to be stinking, but now I have to find such a high-sounding excuse, and I use Xie Xiaowu as a shield. This father is really speechless.

However, Xie Qi has always been quite thick-skinned. He just smiled when he heard what Xie Wenqing said, and felt a burst of emotion towards Shen Le, "Oh, the dumpling is still interesting when I was young. When the dumpling grows up, I will be with his father." Same thing."

Shen Le naturally happily agreed, "No, when I came back this time, when I saw the big dumpling, I felt very melancholy. Tell me how fun the little dumpling was back then, hey——"

There are big dumplings and small dumplings, Xie Yunxi listened to the joke, and laughed so hard that the smear fell off her face.

But Xie Wenqing's head hurts—hey, this little one is already so unreliable, and now there are two more uneasy ones, this Peach Blossom House is almost becoming a nest of disasters.

At this moment, he sincerely hoped that his father would quickly forgive these two worry-free elders.

After all, uncles like Xie Qi and Shen Le who obviously only know how to "teach bad children" should be left to harm his father.

As the younger brother, father and younger brother, of course he chose the younger brother.

Several people teased and chatted a few words, and finally Xie Wenqing made the mask with half push and half.

The night is getting thicker, the clouds are scattered and the stars are bright, and the moonlight remains the same.

Under the eaves, three people became four people, sitting in a row with their legs dangling lightly, very leisurely.

All four of them had blurred faces, two eyeballs, and one red lip.The candlelight flickered, the wind lifted the corners of the clothes, and in the night, it looked like a ghost.

However, his eyes fell on the hands of the four people, but they held the bowl in one hand and the spoon in the other.

From time to time, the four of them scooped up a spoonful of mask paste from the bowl, carefully opened their mouths, and put it into their mouths to swallow.

After tasting a little, Shen Le commented vaguely, "This mask tastes good, it would be great if I could add some other flavors later."

Xie Qi agreed, "I think it would be great to add some lotus root powder. Just in time, when I went up the mountain yesterday, I saw many men collecting lotus roots at the lotus pond."

Hearing the ideas put forward by the two, Xie Yunxi nodded in agreement, "Well, that's a good idea. I'll ask He Bo to collect more lotus roots later. In fact, I think adding some mint, toilet water and the like is also good, fresh and refreshing. The fragrance is overflowing, and the taste is very good when you think about it.”

The three of them put on the mask, ate the mask, their mouths were vague, and they discussed the different ways to eat the mask.

Xie Wenqing was speechless. He looked at the three people beside him for a long time, then silently looked away, and looked down at the mask in his hand.

He remembered that this stuff should be used for face beautification, no matter how it was applied, he started to eat it.Eating and eating, it seems that the whole day has been messed up.

Xie Wenqing looked at the shadows of the whirling trees in the courtyard, and at the myriad of stars in the sky, feeling helpless and peaceful.

He stretched his body, his neck was slightly raised, and his posture was leisurely.

Before he knew it, he scooped up a spoonful of the paste and put it into his mouth lightly. While savoring it carefully, he muttered vaguely, "Oh, sure enough, as Saburo said, everything is edible."