Celebrities who were delayed by food

Shen Le, who had a "whole bamboo feast" in Zhulin Xiaozhu, was very full, but the sequelae were very serious.

According to later records, Shen Le lived in seclusion for ten years, returned to Langya after being free, and settled in a small bamboo forest at the foot of Langya Mountain in his later years.

However, just after he moved into the Zhulin Xiaozhu, Shen Le never painted ink and bamboo paintings again, and there was no content about bamboo in the poems handed down to later generations.

A generation of famous people who once loved bamboo and became obsessed with bamboo suddenly had such a huge change. The mystery of this has also puzzled many archaeologists in later generations.

Until one day a thousand years later, an archaeologist unearthed a strange cookbook called "Bamboo Food" from an unnamed ancient tomb.

The wonder of "bamboo food" lies in the accompanying painting and the author.

The painting of this recipe is very brilliant, the colors are also different ink and wash, and the layers and tones are extremely rich.

Due to proper preservation, the recipe is highly complete.Even after thousands of years, people can still feel the color, fragrance and beauty of those foods from the recipes and paintings.

But this recipe book is full of bamboo and bamboo shoots, and even the last few pages of the booklet have the method of eating and cooking bamboo insects.

In this booklet, it can be said that the "bamboo" has been eaten up to the sky - even the worms derived from it have not been spared.

Eating "bamboo" recipes so frantically, the place where the pen is written is "the hermit in the bamboo forest-Shen Lezhu".

As soon as this recipe came out, it fell through the glasses of many scholars and archaeologists.

After all, before this, the world only knew that Shen Le loved bamboo, but they didn't know that this love to the extreme was so cruel.

However, the appearance of this "bamboo food" not only refreshed the understanding of Shen Le for future generations, but also the preface to the beginning of this recipe.

After many efforts by archaeologists, the content of the finally translated preface, if summarized in vernacular, is roughly: Xie Ah San, this brat, didn’t he just accidentally burn down his kitchen, and deliberately turned my uncle into the gutter .

Hey, ever since I ate his whole bamboo feast, I only think about how to eat bamboo when I see it. Xie Ah San, you bastard, you messed up all the poetic and picturesque things you promised.Sure enough, there is nothing good about the surname Xie.

Especially Xie Da, you despicable and shameless jealous jar, you are jealous that Xie Ah San treats me better than you, and you say that my uncle is exhausted, can't paint ink bamboo, and can't write other poems!

Ah bah, who said that my uncle is exhausted, I will draw a whole book of "Bamboo Food" for you now, and let you see what a real celebrity in the bamboo forest is, hmph!

Whether this celebrity in the bamboo forest is real or not, people of later generations should not jump to conclusions.But the first person to translate this preface is said to be Shen Le's "fan boy". It's just that this idol has overturned. It's unknown whether he has lost his fans or stepped back, but autism is definitely inevitable.

Of course, although this "bamboo food" ruined Shen Le's personality, its archaeological value is extremely huge.

Through this cookbook, future generations can also understand Tianqi’s food culture, folk customs, art development and many other situations, especially the preface of the opening chapter. But there is intimacy between them, like a friendly "mutual loss" between friends.

And through this preface, people seem to see the apocalypse celebrities with flesh and blood in those years.

In the era when the aristocratic family was prosperous and the arrogance of heaven was abundant, these celebrities also had trivial family disputes, ordinary joys and sorrows, and boring grievances and hatreds.

However, today's people can't hear about the things of later generations.Therefore, people here only need to focus on the present, and live every day in peace and joy.

No, after the whole bamboo feast, Shen Le and Xie Qi stayed in the small bamboo forest building. The two had wine and delicious food, and there were no rules and regulations.

After leisurely, both of them seemed to have forgotten that they were "sinners" who were kicked out.

As for Xie Yunxi, he gained peace, so he naturally hid in Peach Blossom Residence again and continued to be his salted fish.

Everything is like the past, and the years are still quiet.

When the wind blows up the dead leaves, the morning dew freezes the grass and trees, and the beacon fires in the border towns start a prairie fire.

However, Xie Yunxi, who is a salted fish, still guards her one-acre three-point land and lives a leisurely life without hearing anything outside the window.

After all, there are capable people in this world, and he thinks that he is just a mediocre person, and it would be great if he can live well in the present.

It's just that things in the world can't be ignored if you want to.

Thousands of miles away, the yellow sand is endless, and the city is stained with blood.

Just when the night was dark and the wind was high and everything was silent, the sound of galloping horseshoes resounded throughout the world. Wherever the horseshoes passed, thousands of wild sand and dust swept forward, rushing towards Langya.

The night is cool, the dew is condensed, the wind is blowing, waiting for the smoke of gunpowder—the autumn of this season seems to be spreading towards Langya Peach Blossom Residence with uncontrollable restlessness.