Naruto's Absolutely Abnormal Sasuke

The dark underground detention room, surrounded by lingering smoke and dust, stood in the center of the room illuminated by the bright yellow-green lights. Xiaozhong, who was used to the silent card good-tempered Sasuke jjj, expressed panic in his heart. Who is that talker?Scorpion's eyes are more complicated, always lying on Dashewan's body, yawning at every turn, sleeping, being cute, acting like a baby, making the young master angry, a little monster who threatens unscrupulously, and instantly turns into a nagging, cute, stupid, petty person , Delicate and frail body is easy to overthrow the model.

Uchiha Itachi's strength ranks very high in the Akatsuki organization. Although his motivation for joining Akatsuki is not pure, it seems to be the only member of the organization who has a family member!

"Brother, after my brother left, Sasuke found a good friend! He is Uzumaki Naruto, and it is very comfortable to stay by his side! I don't know why, but Uncle Snake told me that it is because Naruto has a tail in his belly. A beast with nine tails!"

"Brother, Sasuke has learned to cook a lot of dishes that my brother likes to eat, such as three-color meatballs, kombu rice balls, natto, Sasuke is very confident!"

"Brother, what kind of house do you think we will build in the future? Sasuke likes taller ones but not too big, and it will be troublesome to clean! It is best to face the sun, with a small river and woods beside it."

"Brother, I've grown a lot taller than before, but I've lost a lot of weight. It seems that my body is not in good shape anymore. Sasuke will work hard."

"Brother, Sasuke used to clean my brother's room every day! Now I don't know if there is a lot of dust, it's so annoying!"

"Brother, Sasuke robbed a man named Kado of all the money, brother doesn't have to go out to do missions, just stay with Sasuke every day."

"Brother, do you know that your favorite shop that sells sweets has raised prices? They also made new kinds of desserts!"

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Accepting Sasuke's nagging mode, as if he wanted to make up for the disconnection in his life caused by his lack of contact with his brother for many years, Sasuke's small mouth kept talking about what happened to Sasuke after his brother left, and what happened to him after his brother left. , How about Sasuke.Itachi patiently listened to the little bun in his arms thinking about him bit by bit, no need to guess whether this is really Sasuke, the material of Xiaopao is very good!But for wiping tears or something, a handkerchief is more suitable. This little monster actually cried. Behind the babbling words, big drops of tears fell from Sasuke's eyes. Sasuke wiped it with his sleeve, but it flowed More, tears wet the clothes on the side of Itachi's neck, penetrated into the skin, and felt slightly cool.

Itachi's original calm face was completely at a loss after being stimulated by a series of incidents. When was the last time Sasuke cried?He was so quiet when he was born!When I see myself, I will "giggle" and smile. Every time I leave to do a task, I will always wave at the door and shout: "Brother, Sasuke is very good, and I will wait at home for my brother to come back." When does Sasuke cry? How about it?At most, he would frown, and as long as he touched his head, he would smile happily, as if he really, really hadn't cried!Sasuke has always been a strong kid.To be so strong, it doesn't matter if you don't have friends, as long as you have a brother.Training every day is strictly required, it doesn't matter, because I have to be with my brother.Father was right!Sasuke is too dependent on himself, so dependent that he has almost no self. Such Sasuke will become a good tool, but he will not be an excellent heir.

Continuing the memories of the past, Itachi gently touched Sasuke's head, and poked his forehead a little: "Forgive me, Sasuke, this is the last time."

Little Baozi got the promise he wanted, sobbing with tears all over his face: "Brother... Brother... Don't leave... Don't leave Sasuke, Sasuke... Very obedient... Very obedient...."

With a long sigh, Itachi hugged Sasuke who was crying and choked, and gently comforted his back, finally stopped Sasuke's tears, his beloved brother...it shouldn't be like this, you should hate it Brother, with the belief of revenge, kill me!Why are you crying so sadly?Brother will be distressed...

The conversation changed, and he said lightly: "Oshewan, you can come out now."

Hidden on the side, Uncle Snake, who was wearing soy sauce, smiled like a brother next door, and he was not wearing his boss aura suit, walked out of the hiding place calmly, and praised: "Itachi, you are really amazing! Our cute and well-behaved little Sasuke was made to cry by you!"

The normal version of Orochimaru disregarded the tolerance of everyone present: "Sasuke, your brother is here to pick you up, it's almost lunch time, why don't you just eat at my place before leaving, after all, there are no restaurants near Otoshi Village! I'm afraid your brother didn't even eat breakfast!"

Sasuke wiped the tears from the corners of his eyes, the saltiness of the tears made Sasuke's fair face slightly flushed, he asked nervously: "Ah...brother, the journey was hard! Do you have breakfast? Sasuke will make you a meal Uncle Snake’s kitchen is very good! Is it good?” Afraid that his brother would say no, Sasuke’s eyes filled with tears again: “Brother, Sasuke’s cooking skills are very good! My brother is too thin. Are you okay? Are you okay? ?”

The weird rush quickly transformed the scene of telling the pain of parting and lovesickness into a scene where everyone talked about feelings at the dinner table.

The few Xiaozhong who were used to it were "strongly demanded" by Sasuke to have dinner together. As my brother's colleague, I have to give him face!Kisame, who has a spirit of rebellion and fearlessness, can't even open his mouth to speak, and follows behind with a sense of current affairs.Sasuke was terrified and his brother ran away while he was not paying attention, instructing Uncle Snake to remove the wall between the kitchen and the living room.Uncle Snake wisely suggested that the j□j technique is a good idea and saved a kitchen.

Sasuke's shadow j□j was busy up and down in the kitchen, while Yakushitou, with a hypocritical smile, helped.From time to time, he sneaked a peek at the long table full of people. This was even more daring than holding a meeting with the top leaders of the five major ninja villages!The lineup of seven kage-level powerhouses had solemn faces and a stern atmosphere. Orochimaru chose a seat next to Sasuke and sat down. Sasuke's eyes were full of Itachi, and he ignored him, "Brother likes to eat three colors Meatballs for dessert! Natto, seaweed rice balls, cabbage and kombu rice balls, brother, what else do you like to eat?"

Itachi touched Sasuke's hair gently, and shook his head, "Have you made tomato and bonito rice balls that Sasuke likes?"

"Ah...not at all!" Sasuke shook his head, smiling like a fishy cat, "Sasuke likes whatever my brother likes, and Sasuke doesn't like tomatoes at all." On the side there was someone who liked to observe Orochimaru raised his eyebrows, Sasuke seemed to have eaten the ketchup on the plate this morning!I made natto once in the past, Sasuke, you haven’t touched a single chopstick!Sasuke still eats cabbage.

Itachi wanted to put Sasuke on the seat beside him, but Sasuke pulled his clothes tightly, so pitiful, the little eyes of an abandoned cub!How can you use it so naturally!Reluctantly putting Sasuke on his lap, Itachi pulled Sasuke's little hand that was holding onto his clothes, unable to get rid of it, and asked, "Sasuke, how did you get your ability?" The stronger the ability, the more powerful it is. It requires a high price, Itachi is deeply touched, there is hatred in his plan, there is fighting between brothers, Sharingan, Kaleidoscope Sharingan, Eternal Kaleidoscope Sharingan.If it gets to that point and bears the darkness that the Uchiha family needs to bear, Sasuke just needs to enjoy the glory of a hero, that's fine.But will this unfathomable powerful power deprive Sasuke of his life, health, or soul while using it? Itachi has to overturn his future plans, and Sasuke is the most important.

It has already been planned that Sasuke cannot leave it to the unpredictable Orochimaru. The deeper this poisonous snake hides, the more the appearance is covered by layers of curtains. When he sprang out and exposed his fangs, the more difficult it is to resist.

Sasuke said naively: "I don't know! I found it naturally, but Sasuke hid it very cleverly, so my brother didn't find it!"

The word "it" touched everyone's heartstrings, and everyone pricked up their ears to listen.

"What is it, I'll tell my brother later." Itachi interrupted Sasuke very politely.

Sasuke blinked suspiciously?It is not a thing!How can I tell my brother?Sasuke is it!It's Sasuke!Many people, who were not thinking on the same brain wave, were distracted by the few dishes that were quickly served with their hands and feet.Don't comment on the knife skills from Yaoshidou, everyone knows how he practiced it, the taste of the few dishes made by Sasuke is very authentic!Must have worked hard.

Naruto, who enjoyed a full range of medical services in the infirmary, was forgotten...

The essential difference between Sasuke and Itachi eating together and Sasuke and Naruto eating together is that one of Sasuke's bowls is half full and the other is full. Itachi gently avoids the natto that Sasuke doesn't like, and puts Sasuke himself Put the natto filled in the bowl into your own bowl.I picked a few dishes that Sasuke liked to eat, and stuffed Sasuke's little mouth to the brim.Xiaozhong is also ashamed to be a wooden man, so he eats when he should eat!It's hard for a scorpion, even putting on a show is very difficult!People without internal organs can't afford to be hurt. Isn't it the way of hospitality like putting a small table in front of each person!Is it really okay for you to make it like a family dinner?

Sasuke and Itachi are brothers and sisters, and Orochimaru is kind and kind, just like the uncles of these two brothers.He was also talking to Itachi about how much weight Sasuke had put on, how tall Sasuke had grown in a few months, Sasuke's preference for color, how obedient, obedient, and capable Sasuke was, and how he subdued his subordinates one by one. He was obedient, and he also talked about the first time he had tasted Sasuke's handicraft. Itachi will have a good fortune in the future, and he also suggested that Sasuke learn to sew in the future. Clothes are easy to be damaged when ninjas are outside.Talking about the weather and geographical environment of Yinnin Village, it is actually not worse than Konoha, and the sunny days still account for the majority of the year.This is such a rush to marry a girl.How worthwhile to record the picture!

He was praised by his brother, "It's delicious." Sasuke's little face was flushed, and he couldn't be in a better mood.The eyes of the Xiaozhong people around were much kinder, and they greeted, "Do you want to eat too!" Naturally, under Sasuke's coercion, they got "delicious", "delicious", "the taste is very authentic" ," "You can open a restaurant by yourself" and so on.

Xiaozhong felt quite a stomach ache after eating a meal, and Sasuke felt refreshed physically and mentally after eating, let's skip the topic of whether Yingj□j can eat!Sasuke was full, and he looked up at his brother with shining eyes. There was no handkerchief on Itachi's body, which was so gentle and considerate. With the equipment and props of favorability, Sasuke turned his head and looked at Orochimaru with big black eyes. Uncle Snake is wise He didn't think that Sasuke finally surpassed his brother and was about to give himself a chance to get in touch, so he meaningfully took out a handkerchief from somewhere and handed it to Itachi.Itachi took it calmly, and gently wiped the corner of Sasuke's mouth gently.Once again, the little black cat, whose physical and psychological needs were met, wagged its non-existent tail and buried its head in his brother's arms.