Naruto's Absolutely Abnormal Sasuke

The next day, the torrential rain lasted all day and turned into a drizzle in the early morning. Sasuke was forced by his brother to put on a well-fitting robe and a bamboo hat with a wind chime.Sasuke, who couldn't get smaller, was full of resentment, the little resentful look in his eyes when he saw Boss Payne!Let the other left-behind members of Xiao's organization stay 50 meters away from Payne immediately.In fact, if the stone hall wasn't big enough, we could have retreated further.

Payne's inorganic eyes fixed on Itachi's Sharingan, deliberately not paying attention to the creatures around him: "This mission is to take your younger brother to Orochimaru to get back the empty ring, so that you can officially He's a member of the Akatsuki organization."

Seeing what his brother was talking to his younger brother, Itachi said, "Okay. We will probably come back later."

Payne said reasonably, "One month."

Itachi nodded, and was about to go to perform the mission, but was stopped by Sasuke who stopped, "Brother, why is there no travel expenses? Otoshi Village is far away! Is it true that working in the Akatsuki organization does not reimburse travel expenses?" ?”

Itachi, who was asked the question, silently looked at Kakutsu who stayed behind due to physical reasons.

This is the first time I gave money so generously!Itachi took Sasuke's hand and left the stone hall, behind him was Xiaozhong who silently sent off the innocent and cute little monster leaving.After Xiaozhong delivered the little monster, he turned around, um...what's the matter with you, heretic golem?It takes a lot of effort for you to open your eyes. Didn’t you die if you didn’t give you Chakra or Tailed Beast?Why are you opening your eyes so wide?Scary?We've been scared to death! ...Fortunately, the heretic golem only opened its eyes for a while, glanced left and right, and then slowly closed them.This must be the little monster Sasuke throwing his bad mood to the heretic golem, no wonder he smiled so happily after taking a large amount of travel expenses, and left so decisively!

Running on the muddy path, the rain is pattering on the bamboo hat and the bell, and you can't hold hands. Is there anything more annoying in this world than this?Sasuke's good mood of getting a travel fee disappeared 10 minutes after leaving the village.His eyes caught the splashed mud on his shoes, and he couldn't even act like a baby and let his brother carry them on his back. Such dirty shoes would stain his clothes.Although Itachi is short-sighted, he is not blind. The increasingly desolate vegetation along the road shows that Sasuke is getting worse and worse.

"Sasuke, you haven't practiced today, so treat your journey as endurance training!" The smart brother learned to change concepts secretly.

"Okay, Sasuke will definitely work hard. Brother, let's compete! If Sasuke can run faster than you, then Sasuke will give you a kiss, if your brother can run faster than Sasuke, then you can kiss Sasuke, okay?" Sasuke, who immediately thought of rewards after training, moved his mind very fast.

Itachi readily agreed, and the boring rush turned into a competition. Sasuke's black eyes flashed, and he rushed out from his brother's side.Itachi smiled softly, looked at the cheerful figure running in front of him, and pushed his left foot hard, are you going to compete?This lottery, Sasuke, brother can't let you do whatever you want!

Sasuke, who was able to transfer the tiredness from the rain, was undoubtedly on the go. He was always moving forward at the highest speed, throwing away even muscle soreness, and all he was thinking about was "brother", " Brother", "brother"...

For a long time, it was Sasuke who asked for it, and the elder brother would kiss him. Now, hehe, Sasuke must kiss himself.When Sasuke was advancing at full speed, he didn't think of tripping up his brother. A bunch of ninjutsu ran wildly in his high-speed brain. It doesn't matter who it is, as long as it makes me go faster, faster...

Itachi analyzed the difference in strength between himself and Sasuke, looked at Sasuke who was running forward, and raised his forehead.You can turn into a crow or something to go in front of Sasuke, but isn't it a running race?Just don't do it!Water escape fire escape or something, rocket accelerator or something, Sasuke has no apology for hitting something, but being slowed down by this reason is unforgivable, and Sharingan is open.If there were racing cars in this world...

Itachi once again helped Sasuke to use multi-dimensional ninjutsu in such a way that he even put on the explosion charm, which can disturb his sight, and the shock wave generated by the explosion on his body can make people jump tens of meters.

Itachi also had to make a detour to avoid it, and Sasuke took dozens of pictures of the explosive charm to himself in one breath.

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When the two brothers left the range of the rain cloud and the dusk gradually, Sasuke, who had no agreed time or place, threw away his explosive charm, so that the ninja would no longer be a ninja in the future. Not tired, but if I keep running, wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooThe sad Sasuke turned his head to look at his brother who hadn't caught up, huh?What about my brother?Could it be that Zuo ran too fast and lost his brother?No! ! ! ! !Just about to stop, my brother's voice came from my ear: "Sasuke, are you tired?"

Turning his head to the source of the sound, a crow with sharing eyes was flying by his side, very relaxed and comfortable.

Sasuke, who hadn't learned the fire crow technique, stared blankly at this shiny crow, and had no motivation.Slowly stopped, big drops of tears flowed from the eyes, terribly wronged, full of accusations, said to the black crow that was also hovering beside him: "Brother, cheating, didn't you mean to run away? You How could he become a crow? Sasuke was very angry and unhappy... woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo . .

You can't see the expression on a bird's face, the crow instantly turned into a ferret, gently touched the sad Sasuke who was crying, and said: "Brother, this is a shadow jjj, or Sasuke can run fast, brother Still behind!" Seeing that Sasuke's tears stopped, he was still sobbing slightly, and said: "Brother is just worried that Sasuke will go the wrong way, so he asked his jj to follow, Sasuke, there is a village ahead, we Let’s stay there! Today’s match was won by Sasuke, Sasuke worked very hard!”

Tears turned into laughter, grievances, sadness, all died. Sasuke was as happy as a bird, and immediately ran away. Even if he got the news that he had won, didn't he say the small village?That's the end, don't let your guard down!

Itachi, who deliberately fell behind Sasuke, moved forward the three-month plan to destroy the world by half a month. As Sasuke learned more advanced ninjutsu, such as psychic jutsu, space ninjutsu... Sasuke became more and more threatening to the world. big.Seeing Sasuke who was doing everything he could to hurry, his brother's heart softened, and what made Sasuke do whatever he wanted was just kissing.

Seeing Sasuke at the gate of the village triumphantly, with glowing eyes, Itachi still felt a little nervous.

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On the second day, Itachi and Sasuke continued on their way. Sasuke was in a good mood, and the scenery along the road was also very impressive. The sun was shining, the air was fresh, the trees and grass were green, and there were lush vegetables and melons growing in the crop fields. fruit.

Really disgusted with the wet environment in the rain village, Sasuke calmed down the bad mood of not being hugged, one plus and one minus, it was still positive.

Itachi, who was walking in front, had lingering fears about Sasuke's behavior of learning without a teacher at night. He thought, he must never let Orochimaru and Sasuke be alone for even a minute, and Sasuke must never leave his sight for more than half an hour.

In Sasuke's head, Uncle Snake said that next time we meet, I will give Sasuke some good things that can enhance the brotherhood. I thought that the day when I want to see Uncle Snake again is far away!My brother seems to dislike Uncle Snake very much.But the promotion of brotherhood has allowed Sasuke to express the way of love more thoroughly, and Uncle Snake also said that he will study the way Sasuke helps others heal. I don’t know if he has researched it now.My brother's body and eyes have not been healed yet!I really look forward to meeting Uncle Snake!Is Naruto okay?Have you become stronger?Did Uncle Snake take good care of him?

At this time, Naruto, who was at the training base of Yinnin Village, succeeded in his unremitting efforts, and was encouraged by Orochimaru's "love", and he was still too far away from hugging or something.But Naruto, full of joy and excitement, had no idea that his opportunity to greatly shorten the time of hard work was coming.

Orochimaru did not expect that the Akatsuki organization would send people out so early. He flipped through the books collected by his subordinates, wandering in the ocean of taboos and aesthetics, feeling that the picture quality was not so good. It's not very clear, let his subordinates kidnap several painters with strong realistic painting ability to carry out loving artistic creation.Of course, there are many books on love, and Jiraiya’s Intimate Paradise also covers them. Looking through the works of his past friends, thinking of Uchiha Itachi’s actions after knowing his younger brother’s reading these books, he will definitely want to kill him. my own.Do you want to ask Sasuke for an amulet?Want it!

Thinking about his own concerns, Yao Shidou brought another stack of paintings, put it beside Master Dashewan with a smile and said with a smile: "Master Dashewan can let the subordinates choose it! Why do you want to do it yourself?"

Orochimaru put down the intimacy heaven and glanced at the pile of paintings lightly, the first one is very explosive!This pose is intriguing!

"Sasuke's sensitivity to people's hearts is really scary!"

Pharmacist Dou immediately understood, smiled and said, "Here is half, I'll go get the other half."

Orochimaru casually flipped through the next few pages, and was even more dismissive of the noble morals of these painters. Fortunately, the inspiration came, and he drew two stacks in three days, really treating himself as a money printing machine!In fact, Yaoshidou's ability to act is not only reflected in his strength as a spy, but also in his shrewd mind. In front of the group of sanctimonious painters, he left bodybuilding corpses of all ages, whether it was death threats or The supply of props is perfect.

Orochimaru picked up Kissing Heaven again, and lightly ordered: "The nine-tailed ghost will eat with me later. Also, why are the strong ones attacking the thin ones, and the tall ones attacking the short ones? You let those people move again!" Brain, but it must be one-on-one."

Yakushi's well-educated glasses flashed, and Mingwu smiled and said, "Yes, Master Orochimaru." Naruto threw away the light covered by the shining Sasuke, and finally walked out of his own way.Gradually being guided by Orochimaru to learn how to use the Nine-Tails Chakra, I believe that in a short while, the ninjutsu that can only be used by Kageji will be displayed from his hands.

When the pharmacist retreated, Dashewan continued his unfinished work, erotic pictures, sex and so on, in the hands of a scientist who has been operating on corpses and sex all year round, it is boring and tight, but the position and so on, look The painter should check whether the structure of the human body can achieve such superb movements!In case Sasuke saw it, he couldn't do it by himself, and instead made trouble for himself.We are here to observe three seconds of silence for Brother Itachi.