Naruto's Absolutely Abnormal Sasuke

As time went by, Itachi was passive in his research on the treatment of his own body, but Sasuke was very concerned about it, and the dialogue during sleep every night became as follows:

"Brother, have you read Uncle Snake's book? Do you know how to treat it?" Sasuke, who is very confident in Dashewan, asked.

"No, there are a lot of books, I need to study it." I have long been hiding in a place in the world that no one can find except Itachi, silently waiting for the dust to accumulate, moldy, and be unearthed by future people as antiques. You know me. Books that everyone knows.

"Uncle Snake is really amazing! We have produced so much research data within a few days of separation, why not make it simpler and just give the results to Sasuke. Now I have made my brother so hard." This is hard work, Orochimaru who worked hard, worked hard, and lay down silently.

"..." If he told you this directly when they met, hehehe, the foreseeable end of Orochimaru would be Tsukiyomi and Amaterasu, and grilled snake steak or something would be wishful thinking.

"Brother, can you tell Sasuke the general method? Do you need to take medicine? The medicine is so bitter." It seems that there is no need to transfer the sense of taste!

"Sasuke, it's time to sleep, be obedient."

"Oh, brother, you must tell me when you finish your research." This is Sasuke who is very obedient, closes his eyes, grabs his brother, and sleeps soundly.

"Brother, have you finished your research? Sasuke is waiting so impatiently!" This is when all the comrades with raging rotting souls who were waiting for him were clapping the table.

"My brother found that this method has a big loophole, and I need to look again. Sasuke will give my brother a little more time." This is the struggle of Brother Itachi who is still not satisfied with the Yellow River.

"There are loopholes??? Uncle Snake dares to give Sasuke Itachi a cure for his loopholes???? Uncle Snake wants to die?" pill.

"...No." Although Itachi really wanted to chop Orochimaru alive ten thousand times, but in the current situation, Sasuke must not see Orochimaru. "His method is effective for the side effects of common Sharingan, but my brother's is not as good."

"Oh...then brother, let's go find Uncle Snake again! Let Uncle Snake change it again." Da Shewan, who was far away, said earnestly that it doesn't matter at all, as long as you two master the contents of the book, what do you want me to do? ?

"Sasuke doesn't trust your brother?"

"Ah??? Sasuke has always believed in my brother!" The little black cat is willing to give his heart to his brother.

"My brother is stronger than Orochimaru, let my brother study it! Sasuke doesn't have to worry about it."

"Ahhh!!! My brother can't, no, Uncle Snake can do this kind of time-consuming and labor-intensive work, and my brother's time is all Sasuke's." Orochimaru, who hastened all kinds of thankless incidents, lay down his gun.

"Brother wants to study by himself."

"Then what does Uncle Snake do for food? Is it for Naruto to hug? Brother, why do you have such a terrible idea? Does brother not like Sasuke? When brother studies, there will be no Sasuke in his eyes. How could Sasuke let this kind of thing happen, Sasuke is going to find Uncle Snake now." Sasuke jumped out of bed immediately, and changed his clothes with lightning speed.

"Sasuke, sleep and be obedient."

"Brother, Sasuke comes whenever he goes, not disobedient."

"Sasuke, we'll talk about it later, go to bed now." Itachi's tone was not very good anymore, turned into anger from embarrassment?A beautiful young man tried every means to get treated in one way or another, but he didn't know it.

"Okay, brother." The kitten, afraid of his brother's anger, lowered its ears and tail, and crawled back under the quilt.

"Brother, can I return the gift Uncle Snake gave me to Sasuke?"

"..." Itachi said slowly after a pause, "Brother hasn't finished watching yet."

"There are a lot of books! Sasuke also read it, Sasuke is very smart, maybe Sasuke knows how to treat it after reading it." Yes, just one glance, just one glance, and if you don't know anything, you will know everything.

"In a few days."

"Brother, you don't seem to want Sasuke to see the book Uncle Snake gave you."

"Sasuke, it's time to sleep, listen."

"Brother is like this again, Sasuke is sleeping, brother will tell me tomorrow!"

In short, after procrastination, Itachi didn't realize that Sasuke became more and more impatient, leaving less and less room for him to shirk.

One afternoon, the sun was shining brightly, the temperature was right, it was quiet and serene, very suitable for reading and dating.

"Brother, Sasuke just now discovered a very miraculous thing!"

"what's up?"

"My brother is with Sasuke every day, and I don't have time to read books. Is my brother reading with a video j□j? Sasuke found out that what the video j□j saw and heard, Sasuke only needs to release the video j□j, and he will You can also know what he saw and heard."

"...Yes." A huge loophole was exposed in front of him, how to fix it?What if Sasuke used a shadow j□j to contact people outside without knowing it, what if...

"Is it possible to use many videos to read the book, so it will be very efficient?"

"……Yes."

"Then brother will use it! Sasuke really wants to heal brother's eyes and body, and brother will be with Sasuke forever."

"……Um."

"Brother! What exactly are the gifts that Uncle Snake gave Sasuke? They can't all be for healing! Uncle Snake also said that there is a book on the expression of love, but Brother Snake doesn't need it. Sasuke wants to read it." It's the same, simplifying the complex and simplifying the complex.Gather the aura of heaven and earth, gather the essence of the sun and the moon.

"...Brother, go and get it." Itachi took out three novels written by Weisan, who had a normal view of the three and was fresh.

"So few? Brother, Uncle Snake said that only seven or eight are for healing. Even if one to six is ​​a copy, there should be six?"

"...the books are all mixed up, brother will find other ones later." Looking for Xiao Qingqing from a pile of books full of meat, the feeling is really ****!One to six is ​​small attack big, only seven or eight is big attack small, there is no treatment, but treatment is everywhere.

"Hahahaha...Brother, let Sasuke look for it after reading these three books! Brother also read it with Sasuke, and Uncle Snake said that the gift he gave Sasuke has something to enhance brotherhood!" Yes, this friendship will It is getting deeper and deeper, and it is getting more and more inextricable, although Itachi has already sunk deep into a swamp called Sasuke.

"...Okay." This was Itachi who hoped that he could remedy in time when Sasuke saw a dangerous plot that he hadn't noticed.

It was a sunny, cloudless afternoon, and it was an incomparably refreshing afternoon when I read pornographic novels.

Time moves forward with the development of the plot... What a novel with ups and downs.

"Brother, they kissed too."

"……Um."

"Brother, they also kissed on the bed."

"……Um."

"Brother, why do you say that if it weren't for the knock on the door, they would have been out of control?"

"...their room is not cleaned, it's not good to be seen by others."

"Brother, why did a's mother faint when she saw a and b kiss?"

"...because it's wrong for two men to kiss."

"Brother, why? Kissing is very comfortable! What's wrong? The mother must be too weak. Seeing that her son fell in love with b, she was so happy that she fainted."

"Can't Sasuke see that they both love each other?"

"I see."

"If a man likes a man, then there will be no children born, and then the blood can't be passed on, and the family will be extinct, so it's wrong. A's mother is afraid that her family will be extinct, and she will definitely prevent a and b from being together later. .As for why she fainted, she was shocked!"

"It turned out to be like this, but they still like it. It's stupid, brother, if it is Sasuke, kill both parents, so that the elder brother belongs to Sasuke, and Sasuke belongs to the older brother. Sasuke doesn't like children, and the older brother only needs Sasuke." It’s better. It’s better to write like this later.”

"..."

"Brother, look, look, what does that unspeakable night mean, and madness?"

"... Sasuke will understand when he grows up."

"Brother, did you tell Sasuke! Sasuke is very curious, and it's hard to tell when you sleep? What did they do? They slept together at night, and then? What's behind the kiss? Why is a's waist sore the next day, and he still needs to apply medicine Ah! Are they competing who does the most sit-ups?"

"...Brother will tell you when Sasuke is 16 years old." Itachi had already tried not to lie to a certain extent, but if Sasuke pressed on every step of the way, he still had no choice but to struggle.

"Brother, don't do this!"

"Sasuke, be obedient." This is a close button with a hundred thousand reasons.

"Brother, what did they do on the carriage! Although the road here is bumpy, the ride in the carriage is even more bumpy!" Those who understand understand something in these cryptic sentences, and those who don't understand continue to be ignorant. Again, hehehe.

"Same as what you just asked."

"It's disgusting! How long will Sasuke be 16 years old!"

"Brother, B and A are together! They adopted a child whose main family parents "just" died, and then lived happily together. Sasuke likes this ending, Sasuke also wants to live happily with his brother But Sasuke doesn't like children, they will compete with Sasuke for his brother's attention, all those who steal his brother's attention are bad guys, and they are all going to die."

"My brother will live happily with Sasuke forever." Then the world will be peaceful.

In short, it was a happy ending, and Sasuke felt satisfied that he wanted to have a date with his brother.Never been in a carriage!In the future, I can also sit and sit comfortably, but what is the backache?So curious!If my brother doesn't say anything, then Sasuke will find a chance to ask someone else!Did my brother say that you can't ask others, is Sasuke very smart?Everyone can't tell brother!