Naruto's Absolutely Abnormal Sasuke

Time flies like a white horse, all of a sudden.We crossed the dimension of time again, and omitted a large section of discordant content. Sasuke, who was a little bit satisfied, was dragged out of the quilt by his brother, dressed neatly, yawned, twisted his waist, slightly sore, and twisted again , Nothing happened.

Itachi looked at his younger brother's smug smile, poked his forehead, and said softly, "Sasuke, have breakfast, and we're off."

"Brother, yes, Sasuke caught Nanao! Sasuke asked Uncle Snake for it, and Uncle Snake will definitely give it to you. Don't worry, brother!" Sasuke took his brother's hand, shook it gently, and said coquettishly: " Brother, it won’t take long anyway, let’s go buy some props after we finish the task! Okay! Anyway, it’s for Sasuke, brother, let’s go buy some props!”

There is no such thing as a j□j club in this world. If you want a wide variety of props and so on, with complete functions, you need people with great strength, creativity, and a lot of spare time to start this business.For the sake of life, those painters and writers who have racked their brains and exerted unprecedented creativity, and those who will come later, held a meeting when they were urged by terrorists to hang themselves, and used brainstorming methods. Combined with the outrage against the brutal and senseless terrorists, the traditional educational series was developed to save everyone from the fire and water.Educational props are certainly not so harmless, ninja world!The painters who use their brains feel that they finally have their own place to use. They want to vent all their aggrieved, hesitant, fear, and trembling over the past few days. Since you ninjas provoked us, then you must pay the price.When people take revenge, they will stimulate their potential, whether it is the body or the brain. It only took three days. The series of ninja educational props made a grand debut. The same tool is a piece of paper, and the back is accompanied by an emotional text explanation.As for the production...Yao Shidou received this new collection of ninja educational props, and suddenly felt that his originally vague and upside-down views had been shifted by five degrees. How bold people are, how productive they are, and some props are copied I copied the original ninja tools, but developed other interesting uses.I even made an application, wanting to learn about the ninja's rope skills. Is this the rhythm of the binding series?Knowing that this is tarnishing the ninja world, but do Yakushidou and Orochimaru have this kind of idea of ​​sharing prosperity?Not only did it not prevent it, but the elements that contributed to the flames accounted for a large proportion.

Itachi has his own training time. In the past, Sasuke had to train well, and what he needed to sacrifice was a few kind words and a kiss, but now, there is no second plan except sex.Itachi was worried about Sasuke's slow rise in strength, but he was really measured in the frequency of sacrificing himself, which led to Sasuke having more time alone to receive other knowledge.Accumulation of knowledge is really important. Sasuke can clear the necessary books in the bookstore at one time, and naturally he will not miss the latest published ninja educational props collection.

Itachi really can't wait to reach Otonin Village, overturn Orochimaru's lair, and read Orochimaru a hundred times a hundred times.

Suppressing the anger in his heart, Itachi said seriously: "Sasuke, don't do that kind of thing!"

"Brother, don't be angry, don't be angry! If you don't buy it, don't buy it!" Sasuke, who accepted it as soon as he saw it, lowered his head slightly with a smile and stuck out his tongue to lick the back of his brother's hand. His skin is so good!Sasuke is amazing!Thinking, slowly moving to the fingers, wanting to lick like sucking breast milk.

Brother Shangfang's cold warning voice: "Sasuke." Restraining Sasuke's wanton behavior, Sasuke blinked his big black and white eyes, looked up at his brother innocently and smiled: "There is no way! Brother is so delicious , Sasuke can't help it!" He tightened his hands as he said, to prevent being pulled away by his brother.

Looking at Sasuke who was protecting the food, despite the nature of the food...Itachi took a deep breath, pushed open the door, and took Sasuke away.

"Wow, brother, don't be angry! Sasuke knows it's wrong." Apologizing without any sense of repentance, Itachi felt that the world was turned upside down. Since you apologized, Sasuke, then the finger that circled the bottom of my hand what is itSimply out of sight.

"Brother, don't ignore that it's Sasuke! Sasuke is not allowed to touch my brother when he is on the road, now it's always okay to ask for some benefits!" Holding his brother's left hand, he followed his brother quickly, and at the same time, he could seize the time to eat Tofu, Sasuke used the word efficiency to the fullest.

Time leaped forward again, and came to Otonin Village again. Sasuke and Itachi entered through the main gate openly, and were warmly welcomed by the good uncle Orochimaru who greeted the guests from afar. As soon as Naruto saw Sasuke, he ran over happily, and the two small animals Meet up again.Sasuke's attitude was much more friendly than a month ago. He gave Naruto a hug and a big smile, and then asked bluntly, "Naruto, did Uncle Snake eat you?"

The little golden fox suddenly turned into a nine-tailed fox, glowing red and burning with flames.Itachi glanced expressionlessly at Kyuubi's Jinchuriki, then turned his attention to Orochimaru.

Uncle Snake is not at all embarrassed by being exposed, his face is like snake skin, which can be peeled off casually, and he is afraid of these.Smiling amiably, without disturbing Naruto and Sasuke's reminiscence, he said to Itachi: "We haven't seen each other for more than a month, and itachi-kun meets again."

Itachi looked at Orochimaru's snake eyes coldly, and said slowly, "Oshemaru, I want Nanao."

"Of course, I've asked my subordinates to clean and tidy him up." Orochimaru clapped his hands, and immediately behind him appeared two masked subordinates who escorted the unconscious Nanao Jinchuriki to the scene. "Sasuke caught this! Put it on my own for the time being, I dare not neglect."

Itachi looked at Orochimaru's calm words and deeds, did he really think that he would not give him a monthly reading?

"Sasuke, you and your brother have had a hard time traveling! Do you want to have lunch at Uncle Snake's place?" Orochimaru yelled at Sasuke who was still talking about the 72-style to Naruto with an amiable smile.

In fact, Sasuke, whose temperament is getting worse in some aspects, looks at Naruto who is said to be blushing and tongue-tied, and feels a sense of accomplishment. If it is said that Naruto blushes to the point of capillary bleeding, it is really a consummation of merit.Hearing Uncle Snake's invitation, Sasuke, who hadn't had a good meal in the past few days, nodded and replied, "Okay, Uncle Snake. Sasuke is hungry!"

"Uncle Snake is already asking someone to cook for Sasuke." The confidant uncle smiled and glanced at Sasuke, then turned to Itachi and said, "Itachi-kun likes three-color meatballs, natto, sweets, seaweed rice balls, seaweed, cabbage and kombu Fantuan, I remember correctly!"

"..." This is the mood of Itachi who knows all his likes and dislikes.

Naruto was finally no longer forced to confess by Sasuke, he held up Sasuke's hand and said with a smile, "Sasuke, I've become a lot stronger! Uncle Snake taught me a lot, Sasuke, would you like to see it?"

It is connected and conducted smoothly, the body is comfortable, and the mood is at ease. As long as Sasuke meets Naruto, it is difficult to break the mood!

"It's still very comfortable!" Sighing at the function of Naruto's trash can, Sasuke asked with a smile, "What did Uncle Snake teach Naruto?"

"The nature of my chakra is wind, so Uncle Snake found my father's technique, which is a spiral pill!" Naruto said in surprise: "I didn't even know that my father was the fourth generation! No one told me. Me. I wanted to tell you when you came last time, but you didn't even give me time. "

"Fourth generation?" Sasuke said in surprise, "Then why is Naruto hated by so many of you! How strange!"

"Sasuke, I have already decided that I must become the shadow of a village, but it doesn't have to be Hokage! I want to become the sound shadow, and then lead the sound and ninja village to develop, and develop into a place that is more developed than Konoha village " Naruto set his ambitions in front of Sasuke, "Sasuke, I will definitely be greater than my father."

"Oh, that's really simple!" Sasuke said confidently: "I'll ask Uncle Snake to pass on the location of Otokage to you now, and then, isn't Konoha very close to Otonin Village? Sasuke's mission has already been completed. It's done, let's help Naruto destroy Konoha Village in the remaining time! There is no five days." Sasuke, have you forgotten your brother?

"Ahhhhh!" Naruto yelled, "I didn't mean that! Sasuke don't destroy Konoha!"

"But Konoha occupies the best geographical location!" Sasuke tilted his head and said, "It doesn't move its place, it makes room for it. It's impossible for Yinnin Village to develop better than Konoha Village!"

"I have to rely on my own strength, Sasuke, you don't need to help." Naruto quickly stopped Sasuke's terrifying thoughts.

Sasuke nodded in a reasonable manner, and said with a smile: "Naruto is my best friend! Naruto's dream Sasuke can't help, but if Uncle Snake doesn't like Naruto anymore, Naruto will tell Sasuke! Sasuke didn't do anything Tried snake steak, but it's ok to try this dish for the first time."

"Ah, what are you talking about, Sasuke! You want to kill Uncle Snake?" Naruto looked into Sasuke's eyes nervously, but got nothing.

"Many people like Uncle Snake! It seems that there is a person named Junmaro who also likes Uncle Snake! He is more beautiful, virtuous, sensible, and powerful than Naruto. If he hadn't been sick, would Naruto have picked Uncle Snake? "Sasuke said paradoxically: "So, Naruto, be careful. Uncle Snake is so beautiful, with good skin, good figure, good temper, rich, powerful, and powerful. It's hard to find an uncle. Be careful not to be snatched away by others. Of course, Sasuke's brother is the best in the world, Naruto forbids you to like my brother."

"Ahhh???" Naruto, who was confused and half-understood, was a little bewitched. Uncle Snake likes strong children. He already knew that all the children in Yinnin Village were himself. enemy?No!

"Naruto, you are Sasuke's best friend! Sasuke won't let such a sad thing happen to you." His swarthy eyes suddenly turned to Orochimaru, who was five meters away and didn't bother the two little ones, "Uncle Snake , you probably won’t! Sasuke doesn’t want Uncle Snake to turn into Snake Pai one day!”

"..." Itachi, who was listening and not commenting.

"Naruto is my favorite child!" Orochimaru's snake pupils flickered slightly, not annoyed by threats at all, and said gently and calmly: "As long as Naruto can always be as well-behaved as Sasuke, Uncle Snake will always like it." His." See, this is the demeanor of a villain.

"..." Listening on the sidelines, realizing that Orochimaru is also fighting each other, but Itachi is doing much better recently.

Turning his head, Sasuke smiled at Naruto and said: "You see, Uncle Snake has said it all. Naruto is almost enough to listen to the first sentence, and half of the latter sentence. Sasuke is the most well-behaved. No matter how hard you try, Naruto It’s not comparable, so Naruto doesn’t have to make things difficult for himself, he can do whatever he wants, Sasuke will support you.”

It's not that Naruto who doesn't understand anything, still understands what Sasuke means, swallows his saliva, and doesn't think about it.

The author has something to say: Everyone is rotten, I have no ideas.Ah ah ah ah, how to break.