Naruto's Absolutely Abnormal Sasuke

The conversation was not very long. Orochimaru is also a master-level figure in the world of martial arts. It only took half an hour to list all the possible and impossible.For example, in terms of technology, Sasuke doesn't do anything right now.Sasuke is in a good mood today, he sneaked out anyway, it doesn't matter if the time is long or short.Now I can experience the feeling of my brother looking for Sasuke, and it's not bad.

Orochimaru proposed to take Sasuke to see his collection, if it is alive, Sasuke can give it to him if he likes it.

Sasuke looked Uncle Snake up and down, disgusted, and said annoyedly, "Uncle Snake, can you still hug Sasuke?"

Who did this?Orochimaru who dares to be angry but dare not speak.

"Sasuke wants to hug! I haven't enjoyed it for a long time! Let's do it!" Sasuke thought for three seconds, clenched his fist with his right hand, tapped the palm of his left hand, and said naturally: "Uncle Snake and Sasuke kiss! "

Orochimaru, who was seriously frightened, thought to himself, did Sasuke have no moral concept at all?So stunned.

"Uncle Snake, don't be so stingy, kissing is very comfortable!" Sasuke's black eyes flashed.He threw Uncle Snake lying on the bed down in an instant, aimed at Uncle Snake's lips, and kissed him.how to say!Use the white teeth to gently bite Uncle Snake's lips, it is slippery and cool, it feels very good!Sasuke's eyes flickered, he didn't care about Uncle Snake's soft lips, he stuck out his tongue and penetrated inside.Compete in kissing skills?Orochimaru, who immediately recovers and remains unchanged, will not lose at all. With all the cells in the body rejuvenated like charging, the initiative is no longer on the little black cat. With his lips and tongue, the battlefield instantly shifts to Sasuke's mouth inside.Sasuke didn't admit defeat and wanted to turn the tables, he hugged Uncle Snake's neck tightly, but was driven by his superb kissing skills, the kiss finally... lost his breath.

"It's so comfortable..." Sasuke took a breath, leaned his head on Orochimaru's chest, and said with bright eyes: "Uncle Snake is delicious!"

Orochimaru, who was rated as delicious, smiled, wrapped his arms around Sasuke's waist, and asked, "If Sasuke does this, your brother will be angry."

"Wow, why is my brother so angry?" Sasuke raised his head and said with pure eyes, "Uncle Snake said it! You need to be skilled in kissing, and then Uncle Snake said that he would teach Sasuke, and Sasuke agreed."

Planting blame, lying without blushing, talking nonsense with open eyes, a tree without bark will undoubtedly die, people are shameless and invincible in the world, others will always take the blame, good and evil will be rewarded in the end, knocked out teeth and swallowed... ...These are general expressions of Uncle Snake's state of mind.

Sasuke smiled so much that he didn't look like a little black cat, but more like a black fox, with shiny fur, cunning eyes, and a disguising nature. "Uncle Snake, Sasuke will practice kissing with you when he is free! Uncle Snake, please give me some advice. If brother knows, Sasuke is innocent! Uncle Snake fights with brother, and Sasuke only helps brother!" The little fox showed sinister I want to eat it outside, but I don't want to be discovered by the main room. The life of the forced mistress is extremely hard!

"Didn't Sasuke give Uncle Snake to Naruto?" Orochimaru wanted to discuss Sasuke's lower limit and study the thickness of his skin.Logically speaking, Sasuke's loyalty to Itachi is unquestionable, that is to say, he should pick up his integrity for Itachi, although before finding Itachi, he lost his first kiss because of insufficient "knowledge", but now, It seems that most of the books written by those novelists are faithful! ...Why do you write about being faithful?It would be better if Sasuke couldn't even write the word chastity in his head.As a boss, I spend a lot of time trying to please the little monsters. I still need to experiment and study. I don’t have so much time to read books that are a waste of time. So naturally I didn’t see being forced by terrorists. Next, the novelists who have finally become np, and the army of illustrators, people will be motivated when they are under pressure.The books that will be published later are simply only 90.00% plots, and [-]% are very happy content.No matter Xiao Shou or Xiao Gong inside, they take off their chastity like a prostitute's underwear, and it's very convenient to put on and take off.Uncle Snake finally came out.

"Wow, Uncle Snake is a gift for Naruto! You can't touch it, can't you kiss it? Naruto is really stingy!" Sasuke's mouth is never good. Something, he picked Uncle Snake's handsome chin with his fingers, as if teasing: "Uncle Snake, give Sasuke a smile."

Orochimaru, who is in better health and can move freely, is sure that he can escape Sasuke's attack, but he still raised a good enough smile, and then Sasuke felt that Uncle Snake was even more beautiful.

Orochimaru didn't want to go further with Sasuke. He has been using a scalpel for 50 years and has been in the ninja world for more than 60 years. It is obvious that Sasuke is not emotional at all.Putting on his clothes, hugging him on the bed, Sasuke, who had already transformed, was about to move, and went out through a secret door in the room. As a boss's base, what kind of secret passage!Secret way!Everything and everywhere.

This is the main reason why Brother Itachi never found Sasuke.

The tunnel was very long and dark, and every ten steps there was a lamp of unknown material, illuminating the small space.Sasuke put his arms around Uncle Snake's neck, and he was not interested in the repeated scenery. Could it be that his brother could emerge at the end of the tunnel?Stretch out your tongue and lick the skin of Uncle Snake's neck, it's smooth and cool, it's very appetizing!Sasuke lay on Uncle Snake's shoulder in boredom, feeling Uncle Snake's initial trembling, he laughed "giggle", and his laughter echoed in the tunnel, giggle...giggle...giggle... …

As dessert after a big meal, it was still ice cream. Uncle Snake patted Sasuke's head calmly, and said softly: "Sasuke, don't make trouble. It's very itchy." Will it itch for the strong? The topic, as long as it is a person, without old skin all over the body, it should still itch!Itching is a human's innate defense against danger.

"Oh, yes." Sasuke agreed quickly, grabbed Uncle Snake's long black hair with his small hand, and used five fingers to slide from top to bottom as if combing his hair, and Orochimaru didn't say much.

After walking in the tunnel for about 10 minutes, Sasuke yawned, the color of the wall became darker in this section, and after walking for another 5 minutes, Uncle Snake pushed away a wall and walked in.

what's inside the wallWhen Sasuke entered the door, he saw a large glass sink with the height of two Uncle Snakes. There was no water or anything in it.But Sasuke felt emotions and life in the full, transparent, clean water.I can't help admiring Uncle Snake. Uncle Snake has researched the transparent man, the water man or the air man.

Orochimaru received Sasuke's admiration, and cast his gaze there, smiled and said: "He was caught by the village of Wuyin, the country of water, called Ghost Lantern Shuiyue. He is now using the technique of water escape and water transformation. ** Freely liquefied, making physical attacks ineffective."

Uncle Snake introduced kindly, "His physique is a bit special, and the water moon comes out."

The aura of the boss cannot allow a prisoner to play a big game. Fortunately, this prisoner is quite interesting, showing his own body in the transparent water, um... You can't expect a test subject locked in a water tank to have any human rights. , put on clothes or something.He exposed his naked body to the visitors, who didn't know whether his skin was naturally white or white from blisters.

We ignore whether a person soaked in water can still hear the sound through thick glass, after all, is it the world of ninjas!Uncle Snake is omnipotent, but it is absolutely impossible to speak in the water and still be heard by people outside.

Sasuke opened his eyes wide, looked at Suigetsu curiously, and took a good look from top to bottom.Ninja!After all, it is impossible to have such a problem as a small belly. It is appropriate to have abdominal muscles. It is hard to say for female ninjas. Male ninjas take off their clothes and all figures are very good. What about female ninjas!Either she is Yu Jie, or she is an old woman, in short, she has a great figure.It's so frankly messed up, it's almost obvious that you are younger than my brother's eyes. You focused on the contents of Shuiyue's lower body, and you were embarrassed to hide the carefree character inside.

"Uncle Snake, Sasuke remembers killing someone before, and he also had this kind of triangular teeth!" Sasuke tugged on Orochimaru's neckline and said.

"Oh?" Uncle Snake's good intelligence system of course engraved Sasuke's file in his mind, and said with a smile: "Sasuke is very good! The first time he did a C-level mission, he killed a Jonin, and his name is Momochi. Zhan is also a ninja from Wuyin Village in the Country of Water."

Sasuke, who was praised, shook his unnecessary tail, glanced at the person in the water again, and suddenly asked, "Can Sasuke learn this hydration technique?"

"Sasuke likes this technique?" Orochimaru's brain suddenly moved to the place he could guess, and said in a slightly ambiguous tone: "It may be a bit difficult. This ninjutsu is only suitable for a small number of people. Sasuke wants Use this technique to do bad things to your brother!"

Oh, I was discovered, Sasuke nodded honestly.Before he could say anything, the door on the other side was knocked open, and a long-haired woman wearing glasses ran in in a panic. When she saw Orochimaru, she immediately knelt down on one knee and said respectfully, "Master Orochimaru."

Orochimaru didn't say anything when he brought Sasuke here on a whim, but instead introduced her: "Sasuke, her name is Uzumakari, she is very sensitive to chakra, and can sense abnormal chakra within a radius of tens of kilometers. Chakra moves. However, her body is more useful than her ability to perceive Chakra, no matter how severe the injury is, as long as she bites her, it will be fine."

Xiang Lin, who was kneeling on one knee, was trembling and did not dare to raise her head to speak. She arrived here only the day before yesterday, and the Shuiyue over there was transported yesterday.She didn't know what Oshemaru-sama was doing, but now, even if she didn't look up, she saw a delicate and cute little face when she ran over just now, what a beautiful child!Drooling, he must be a handsome guy when he grows up.But Master Orochimaru's amiable performance scared her. Could this child be Master Orochimaru's child?Xianglin felt that he was the truth. Look at the black hair and white skin, except for the lack of snake eyes, he still looks alike.Isn't it son Xiao's mother and daughter Xiao's father?So he didn't dare to look up anymore.

"Uncle Snake, do you think her ability is similar to Sasuke?" Sasuke tilted his head, "It seems to be different! Is she ginseng? Can she cook?"

In the future, it is better not to talk about the topic of pork buns with human flesh or roasting the whole person. Uncle Snake said with a smile: "Sasuke is unique. Xianglin has nothing to do with diseases, she can only deal with wounds." I still remember Aunt Tsunade For two scenes?Just this kind of wound.

Sasuke nodded, put his arms around Uncle Snake's neck, and watched the people dangling in the water make faces at him, it was so funny.

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