I am cursed by the strongest

"Crack, click, click, click..."

The rustling noises kept ringing beside the ears, but don't get me wrong, Xia Youjie cleaned the dormitory very clean every day, so there would be no mice.

The reason for such an annoying sound is purely because the annoying Gojo Satoru is eating cookies on his bed.

Two-thirds of the two-finger-long biscuit is covered with chocolate, which is thinner than women's cigarettes. The biscuit is crispy and the chocolate is sweet. Since unpacking, Gojo Satoru has become an emotionless perpetual motion machine An average of thirty strokes of a biscuit disappeared in his mouth evenly and quickly.

He obviously ate (robbed) the most sukiyaki pot at night, but he had a second-dimensional stomach in his stomach, and he couldn't fill it up no matter what.

"Ni Jiang!" Wu Tiaozhi lay on the corpse for a while with her chubby belly, and couldn't help being tempted.Confused, she moved over, put her chin on his lap, and looked up at him eagerly.

Gojo Satoru was too tall, even if he just sat cross-legged, he was as tall as a hill, and Gojo Satoru was so small that he had to look up at him vigorously.

"Ni-chan, Ni-chan, Ni-chan~" Wutiaozhi yelled several times in a row to hint at him, and the voice of the little milk was about to bubble with anxiety, but Wutiao Wutiao seemed to have lost his radar, or he was too focused and entered too deeply. Crackling.

"Hmm!" The five childish and unhappy puffed cheeks rested on Wutiao Wu's lap, and his eyes were full of longing.He is like a poor puppy who has been abandoned by someone, his round eyes are full of water.

The aggrieved and pitiful appearance made Gojo Goto love him so much: "Okay, okay, it's Ni-chan's fault!"

Gojo Satoru rubbed his swollen face with his palm, then unwrapped a new bag and fed him: "Zhijiang, ah~~~"

Wutiaozhi opened her mouth happily: "Ah——"

"Crack!" It was somewhat similar to Gojo Satoru's voice, but it was not crisp, but a harder crisp sound.It's not so much the crackling of a biscuit being bitten down, it's more like... the slamming of teeth.

"Hahahahaha!" Gojo Satoru laughed super loudly.

Wutiaozhi, who had swallowed a mouthful of air, blinked his eyes a bit dullly, and it took two seconds to realize that he had been cheated.

"Woo..." The round face blushed, as if trying to endure it, but the tears in the eyes were accumulating more and more, and he still couldn't hold it back, and let out a wronged cry, "Wow woo woo woo——"

Xia Youjie, who was left in a mess and was washing the pot, heard the sound, and rushed over before even the foam on his hands: "What's the matter, what's the matter, what's the matter! Did Zhijiang see the cockroach? Don't be afraid, don't be afraid, Jenny Sauce will kill it immediately."

Five children kicked two fleshy short legs and kicked the big cockroaches: "Stupid fool, idiot, Ni sauce is a big fool.

Xia Youjie immediately knew that Wutiaowu had done a good job again, and was furious: "Wutiaowu! Can you do something good!" Seeing the bed full of biscuit crumbs again, his eyes went dark.

"Wujou!" Xia Youjie grabbed Wujou's collar, "Didn't I warn you?! Don't eat biscuits on my bed! What kind of goldfish are you with only seven seconds of memory?!"

Wujo Wu, who was strangled and almost breathless: "Hands, hands, hands, I can't breathe, I'm going to die!" He tilted his head, stuck out his tongue, and rolled his eyes, pretending to die.

Xia Youjie smiled grimly: "Then go to hell!" He viciously used Wujo Wu as a rag, and rubbed all the foam on Wujo Wu's body without politeness.

Xia Youjie confiscated all Wujo Wu's snacks, saying they were all, but there was only one box of crackers.The two big bags of snacks brought back by Xia Youjie have been swallowed by Gojo Wu's dimensional black hole stomach!Wutiaozhi didn't eat a single bite!

"Woo..." Wu Tiao's childish sadness came from it, and he was about to cry again.

Xia Youjie quickly gave him the only packet of biscuits left.

Wu Tiaozhi looked at the biscuit in his hand, sniffed his nose, and tears hung on his face. Although he stopped crying, his red eyes made people feel distressed.

Xia Youjie couldn't help hugging him: "Zhijiang don't cry, we'll go buy it tomorrow. I'll give you all the popsicles in the refrigerator, okay?"

As expected, Wutiaozhi was much happier, and raised her star-like eyes and asked expectantly, "Can I eat now?"

Xia Youjie himself is of course the type to eat popsicles immediately after eating, but Wutiaozhi is really too small, the soft ball seems to be able to hold it with both hands.Such a fragile child will probably have diarrhea after eating it, right?

"Can you, Jenny?"

Xia Youjie failed miserably!

One minute later, there was a roar from the dormitory of the college that almost shook the dormitory building: "Five! Articles! Enlightenment!"

Gojo Satoru, who also finished eating the share of the family's nitrous, tilted his head and tried to pass the test with a cute face that was exactly the same as Gojo Zhi: "Hey~"

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"Boom!" Xia Youjie directly punished him with an iron fist of justice, "Do all the housework for me!"

Gojo Satoru sat down without dignity; "Please, Zhijiang Ameng! Please let the dishes and chopsticks jump directly into the sink to wash them and then return them to the cabinet. The biscuit crumbs jumped into the trash can by themselves, and the stains on the quilt disappeared by themselves. Garbage bin trash yourself... right now! This is the plea of ​​my life!"

Wu Tiao Zhi sat on Xia Youjie's bed, biting the only small biscuit he had, his short chubby legs couldn't reach the floor, and he swayed in the air leisurely and happily. To make a wish, he turned his head arrogantly: "No!"

Xia Youjie heard the blue veins: "What are you doing! Is wishing such a joke?! Wait, what happened to the stains on the quilt?! I just washed the quilt yesterday!"

Xia Youjie threw himself on the quilt, checked carefully and found nothing wrong, but he flipped the quilt casually - he saw a large area of ​​oil stains on the other side, judging from the shape of the oil stains and the wrinkled traces , obviously someone wiped his hands like a rag.Because it was turned over while it was still wet, the sheets were also stained with oily stains.

Xia Youjie: "..." I'm bored, let's destroy it!

"I didn't do it on purpose. Just now I yelled 'Give me the tissue' so many times and you ignored me, and even gave the tissue to the nitrate farthest from me. I can't help it!" Maybe there is still such a thing. A little bit guilty than a cell, but in the smoother and smoother the blame, it became righteous again.

"At the end of the day, you still have to blame Jay-chan! If you gave everyone a big pack of tissues, this kind of thing wouldn't happen!"

Xia Youjie was about to laugh angrily.

Gojo Satoru, who had no sense of introspection at all, sighed helplessly: "Well, well, it's all my fault, so let me make up for it now."

"Zhi-chan, please! This is Oni-chan's lifelong request!"

Wutiaozhi, who is very familiar with this process, said at almost the same time as him: "I refuse."

"Huh?~" Gojo Satoru blinked his beautiful eyes pitifully, and begged weakly, "Please, Zhichan, this is Onichan's lifelong request!"

Wutiao Wu is like a "Xiang Zhikui", entangled endlessly to put his lovely and pitiful face in front of Wutiao Zhi.

Wujo Zhi pushed away the big face that was getting closer and closer, and said with difficulty: "That's what you said when you asked me to take out the trash in the morning! That's what you said when you asked me to turn off the lights last night! And... how many do you have?" The plea of ​​a lifetime 'ah!"

Whether it's throwing away trash or turning off the lights, it's all done by making a wish. Wujo Satoru just needs to lie comfortably on the bed and say "Please, Zhichan Amen, this is my life's request", whether it's garbage or a switch , will make a "mature garbage" and "mature switch" according to his will.

"I don't want to listen to Ni-chan anymore—"

Wujo Wu "piously" presented the potato chips that he had privately hidden to Wujozhi.

"—Since it's Ni-chan's wish, of course I will make it come true!"

After saying his words, the broom, mop, rag, bed sheet, pots and pans all started to move "diligently". In just a few tens of seconds, Xia Youjie's dormitory was as clean and tidy as if an entire gold-medal [-]-person housekeeping team had cleaned it. In general, there is a clean and glowing sacred atmosphere everywhere.

Xia Youjie: "..."

Xia Youjie was greatly shocked!

Xia Youjie grabbed Gojo Wu's shoulder and shook back and forth: "It's such a serious matter to make a wish, don't waste it on such trivial things!"

"Huh?" Gojo Satoru was even more shocked, "It's just a wish to make the room tidy and free the labor force, how could it become a serious matter!"

Xia Youjie suddenly had a bad feeling: "You, what wishes do you usually make?"

Wutiaozhi obviously has more say in this matter, but he only cares about the storm inhalation, his cheeks are bulging, and for the current one, he can make a small one.It is very difficult to open the mouth.

So Wujo Wujo looked left and then glanced, his eyes wandering: "Yeah, that is, pour a glass of water with a wish, experience the toilet without having to go to the toilet yourself, show off a hundred ice creams without diarrhea... something like that."

Xia Youjie: "..." At first glance, it sounds really outrageous, but when you think about it carefully, it is really something Wujo Wu can do.

"Then the head of Kamo's family added 'the fortune will decrease when you step out with your left foot', causing him to go to the toilet and the toilet cracked and got stuck in the toilet. Added 'thunder and lightning fear' to the head of the intelligence department of the directorate. The weather hair will be scared off and become bald..."

Hey, is it really okay to say something like this? !

"...Then the probability of SSR appearing in each lottery is too high. I want to experience how it feels for ordinary people to work hard to trigger a guarantee to get SSR, so I asked Zhijiang to help me modify my luck. As I wished I have experienced the joy of being old.”

"Hey!" Xia Youjie's face was contorted with jealousy, "You goddamn Ouhuang!" Although he is a master of the whole picture book, sadly, no matter which game he plays, it is difficult to find a more unlucky existence than him up.That kind of game with no guarantee is hell for him!

Gojo Wu whispered to the devil: "Then, Jie-chan, do you want to try a ten consecutive draws, all ten draws are the happiness of SSR?"

Xia Youjie, Xia Youjie, Xia Youjie knelt down with a "plop" and said, "Please Zhichan, this is my lifelong request, just once! Let me experience the joy of SSR one at a time."

Wujo Zhi was stunned, his beautiful eyes turned into round and cute cat eyes because of the surprise, he looked at Wujo Satoru condemningly, and then couldn't bear to tell him the truth: "Jenny-chan, Ni-chan did it on purpose just now, There is no need to kneel down and say 'please Ji-chan, this is my life's request' to make a wish."

"..." Xia Youjie's face instantly became extremely ferocious.

Gojo Satoru patted the table and laughed wildly: "Hahahahahahaha!"

Gojo Satoru never felt that Gojo's naive technique was a burden or a miracle.

Like [No Lower Limit] and [Spell Manipulation], it's just a spell.

That's it.

But the greed and ambition of human beings put Zhijiang on a high platform, and he regarded him as a "miracle" who could not resist, and after losing control, it was a disaster to maliciously seriously injure him.

However, from the beginning to the end, Zhichan never thought of hurting anyone!

"I want everyone to be happy!" I just think that fulfilling my wish will make everyone happy.Clumsy and trying hard to make everyone happy.

Zhijiang, has always been a good boy who is considerate and kind!

Gojo Satoru hopes that one day, Zhichan will be able to use it carefree and without any scruples, stand in the sun, not be watched by anyone with greed and fear, and live a splendid life of "Gojo Zhi".

Tired of eating and playing, Wujoo was lying in Wujou's arms, his small body curled up, so small, so light, as if he could be hidden with one hand.

Gojo Satoru lowered his head, rubbed his soft face, and promised in an inaudible voice: "Zhi-chan, Ni-chan will create a world where one day you can live without any burden."

Time is always stuck at the seven-year-old Wujou, showing a carefree smile in his sleep.

When Gojo Satoru came back from the mission the next day, he saw Gojo Childe sneaking around on the sofa, not knowing what to do.

Gojo Satoru deliberately made a little noise, and Gojo Satoru hid something in a panic when he heard the footsteps, then turned his head to Gojo Satoru and showed a guilty smile: "Ni Jiang, you're back!"

"So tired, Chi-chan~" Gojo Satoru threw himself on him like a boneless animal, the first thing he did after returning home after a day of exhaustion was to bury his face in the kitten's belly and suck wildly, using this kind of hentai Actions to soothe the fatigue of the day.

But Wujo Satoru only went out for an hour!

"Okay, okay, Ni-chan, don't be too coquettish, Ni-chan is already a big boy!" Wutiaowu noticed Wutiao's inattentive perfunctory, a cold light flashed in his eyes, and took advantage of Wutiao's slack, with lightning-like He quickly took out a box of exquisitely packaged candies.

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!" Wutiaozhi hurriedly snatched the candy box back from Wujo Wu's hand, ran to the door on short legs, and poked out half of his head vigilantly.

"Did Jie give it to you?" Gojo Satoru immediately guessed who gave the candy and why.There are 0 and countless times of wishing. Jie, that non-chief Internet addict, must be hiding in his room and smoking SSR like crazy!

"Zhijiang, come here!" Gojo Satoru waved at him annoyingly, if Wujo couldn't get past him, he wanted to wave like he was old.

Wutiaozhi hugged his box of candies vigilantly. He didn't really like sweets, almost to the point of "the highest compliment for desserts is 'this is not sweet'".But no child will hate eating sweets, even Wujozhi is no exception!

In addition, Wutiaowu always likes to steal his snacks, Wutiaozhi has the vigilance of a little hamster to protect food.

However, no matter how fierce the little hamster is, it is only the fate of being caught and rubbed.

"Come on, come on~ I'm not trying to grab your food! I'll just take a look!"

Wutiaozhi thought about it hesitantly, and after hearing his reassurance, she finally moved towards him slowly.

"Just look at it!" Wutiaozhi held the candy box vigilantly, opened a small slit that Wutiaowu's big hand couldn't reach, and held the box in front of him to signal him to look inside.

But Wujo Wu is too high, even if the other party is sitting, Wujo Zhi has to stand on tiptoe, and one of them can't stand still, and his whole body falls uncontrollably in the direction of Wujo Wu.

"Zhi-chan is so clumsy~" Gojo Gojo caught him with a sullen smile, and lifted him into his arms with his big hands under his armpit.

Wutiaozhi buried her face in his chest, the back of her head was filled with rejection.

There is always a harmless scent on Wutiaozhi's body, sweet, like candy, soft, more like fudge, and a faint milky aroma.

So Gojo Wuwei found the most suitable description for the taste of Zhijiang - sweet, soft and fragrant toffee!

"It's so fragrant~ I don't know what the taste of the fragrant juvenile sauce is like~" When Wujo Wu was speaking, his canine teeth were still shining faintly.

"!!!" Wutiaozhi turned pale in shock, raised his head, tears were streaming from his eyes, he stammered and emphasized, "Don't eat! Don't eat Zhijiang!"

After all, Gojo Satoru has "evil deeds" that make his face blush!Wutiaozhi reasonably suspects that Bad Ni-chan sucks his face because he is considering where is the best place to sip!

"But—" Gojo Satoru's voice dragged on, and he was so proficient in coquettish skills that Gojo Juvenile was ashamed of himself, "It's so tiring to go on missions! Ni-chan has no energy in his body now, and feels like he is about to pass out from exhaustion."

He buried his head on the five juvenile shoulders, and whimpered and let out a contrived cry: "Zhichan, remember the emergency number, and call the hospital as soon as Nichan faints. Our school is so far away, it will take a long time for the ambulance to arrive, if Ni-chan is within this time—”

Wutiao Zhimu put on a face and handed out the candy box: "Ni Jiang can only eat a little bit!"

Gojo Satoru immediately regained his energy, and promised full of vitality: "I promise to only eat [-] points!"

One minute later, Xia Youjie, who had drawn the 1st SSR in his life, heard a burst of grief-stricken cries.

"Wow woo woo woo woo—"

Xia Youjie: "..."

Xia Youjie dropped the game, picked up the stool and rushed over, kicked the door open with a bang: "Wu Tiao Wu, why did you make Zhi Jiang cry!!!"

Half an hour later, Gojo Satoru, who was covered in baldness, walked down the commercial street with Wutiaozhi, who was twitching, and faced the abstract hand-painted map pain mask: "Is this kind of thing really something that humans can draw?! "

Although Wujo Zhi was held by Gojo Satoru, he turned his head and didn't look at him, his red eyes and the tip of his nose were full of grievances.

Gojo Satoru squatted down, with "I was wrong but I dare to do it next time" written all over his face: "Okay, okay, it's my fault, Zhichan don't be angry anymore, Nichan promises to buy you ten boxes of identical candies, Okay?" There's no way, who made the angry and crying Zhichan so cute!

Wujo Zhi turned his face to the other side fiercely.

Although the crying juvenile sauce is very cute!But ignoring his juvenile sauce is so ruthless.

Gojo Satoru wants to reconcile with Zhichan immediately!Without Zhijiang's energy, he will die, woo woo woo!

"Waiting for me here, Ni-chan will bring you a candy that is as tall as a mountain! Wait for me, Zhi-chan!"

The darling of the world, Gojo Satoru, decided to abandon the soul map and use his good luck to close his eyes and walk blindly to find a shop to buy candy back!

certainly!In order to maintain the image of his omnipotent and perfect brother, Gojo Satoru will never admit that he can't understand the map drawn by Xia Youjie!It's not that he's too good at it!It's because Jie Jiang's painting skills are too soulful!

Wutiaozhi was "abandoned". He looked at Wutiaowu's back running away, pursed his mouth, and wanted to cry, but he held back!

"Zhijiang is not a weak child!"

Just waiting for Ni Jiang alone, so he won't cry!

"Help, help! Someone stabbed me!"

There were chaotic screams from the next street, Gojoji was a little curious, but he remembered to wait for Gojo Satoru here, so he didn't move.

"call--"

"Oh!"

A soccer ball whizzed over and hit a man on the head without any mistakes. The huge force sent the man flying.

"Wow! That's amazing!" Wutiao juvenile eyes looked at the boy who kicked the football with sparkling eyes. The other boy seemed to be about his age, but he could kick a grown man with a football—that's amazing!

"Damn it!" The kicked-off man staggered to his feet, looked around in a circle with his panicked eyes, and when his eyes fell on Wutiaozhi's body, his eyes lit up obviously.

"Don't come here!" The man's strong and sturdy arms strangled the child's tender neck, and the knife blade that had stabbed someone and was still dripping with blood pressed against the child's white and tender face. The bright red made the white more fragile, and the cold light shone, stimulating people's hearts.

"Get me a car and [-] million cash! Otherwise I'll kill this kid!"

"Damn it!" The little boy who hit the man with a football just now pointed his watch at the man, but he didn't know whether it was because of nervousness or some other reason. The man's body kept shaking, making it more difficult.There is only one anesthesia needle, he must hit it with one hit!

"Let go of him, he's just a passing child!" The plainclothes police officers who had been staring at him for a long time gradually approached him with wooden bins, but the other party yelled, "I'll kill him if you get any closer." They didn't dare to act rashly.

"Come on! I'll see the car and the money in an hour or I'll kill this brat in front of all those people! Tell the people how ruthless your police are—"

"Hey," a voice that seemed to come from hell sounded from the top of his head, as if a huge force clamped his head, "What terrible words did you say to my beloved Odoudou!"

No one could clearly see when the tall figure appeared behind the man, but the extremely strong sense of oppression made everyone's scalps tingle for a moment.

run away! ! ! ! !

Human beings' long-degenerated beast intuition is fully awakened at this moment, and every cell in the body seems to be calling for help.

"Are you ready to see the scenery of hell?"

"Crappie."