I am cursed by the strongest

Wujozhi’s primary school life was very peaceful, except for some “little things” that he encountered every day, there was no such bad incident as bullying, so there was no need for Gojo Wujo to bang the hammer and repeat “Death Penalty and Death Penalty”.

"Why do you have to assign boring homework like "My Mom and Dad"!" Yoshida Ayumi grumbled, "I'm already with my parents every day, why can't I even get away from my parents for my homework!"

"That's it!"

"Also, it hasn't changed since kindergarten, so can't we change the topic?!"

Homework, the lifelong enemy of children!And it is an inescapable enemy for life!Maybe they don't hate the assignment "My Parents", but it just so happens that "My Parents" is today's assignment.

The topic of homework is a topic that cannot be inserted into Ai Haibara, Conan Edogawa, and Yugo Gojo.

Haibara Ai and Edogawa Conan are both fake children, how much homework can a first grade elementary school student have?It's all just random things.

"Child, why don't you speak?"

"Well, I'm thinking about how to write." To be honest, Wujo Zhi likes to do homework, he is very curious about everything, homework is like playing a game to him, Gojo Satoru is playing games on his stomach At that time, he leaned on Gojo Satoru's back and finished writing after another hour of dawdling.

Wutiaowu, who has read a lot of parenting books and made up a lot of "common sense", attaches great importance to Wutiaozhi's homework, obediently serves as a chair for him, and will help him check his homework after he finishes writing.

But after Wutiaowu insisted on using Wutiaozhi's wrongly written 1+2=2 arithmetic problem to prove the problem with ghost symbols that the math teacher couldn't understand, Wutiaozhi stopped letting him touch his homework.

But generally speaking, Wujozhi quite likes doing homework.

"Zhijiang also thinks this composition question is boring, right?"

Wutiao Zhi shook his head: "I don't know how to write."

"Huh?!" The children were surprised, "This kind of composition is very easy to write, just introduce your parents, and then write down the things you have done with your parents just like writing a diary."

"However, I haven't gotten along with my parents."

"Then, if you don't live with your parents, who do you live with? Don't your parents take care of you?"

"Ni Jiang, and Qiu Ye. Mom and Dad are separate people, and they only come to our house during the New Year."

Wutiaozhi's answer is completely beyond the comprehension range of children, but since they are all children, they are simply worried about Wutiaozhi's composition.

"Then how should I write the composition of Zhichan?"

A child suggested: "Why don't Zhijiang find a new parent!" Then he was the first to raise his hand, "I'll be Zhichan's father!"

"How can it be like this!" Yoshida Ayumi thought she was going to say some legitimate reason, she raised her hand high again, "Then I want to be a mother!"

Yoshida Ayumi: "..."

"I'm the mother! Zhichan praised me for being cute! Only a cute girl like me can give birth to a boy as cute as Zhichan!"

"This is not playing house!" Yoshida Ayumi stopped the children's quarrel and said righteously, "No matter how you look at it, it is most suitable for me to be a mother! Conan will come to be a father!"

Conan Edogawa who was dragged into the battlefield innocently: "???"

Edogawa Conan, who really didn't want to be dragged into disputes, bit the bullet and said, "This kind of thing should be decided by Zhichan himself."

So the spotlight returned to Wujo Zhi.

Wujo Zhi thought for a while, then pointed to Edogawa Conan: "Then Conan will be my mother!"

"Wait, wait!" Against Edogawa Conan who was killed by the eyes of the children, "That is to say, is there a possibility that I am a boy?"

"Mothers are only for girls. Besides, it's impossible for boys to have children, right?" For some reason, he always felt so cold that his hairs would stand on end, and he didn't know it was because he wanted to increase the credibility of his words. Or something else, he was a little anxious to seek approval, "Yes, yes!"

"Why not?" Wujo Zhi shared with him, "The chief elder of the Kamo family wanted a talented child to compete for the position of head of the family, so he made a wish to me!"

"I fulfilled his wish for him, and then he went back with a big belly. I heard from the clansmen that he seemed to have given birth to a child who inherited his own spells but was much more talented! But because he is a girl, so In order for his daughter to inherit the Kamo family, he has been desperately fighting for women's rights in recent years, saying that men and women are equal."

Edogawa Conan heard the pupil quake, but Ke Xue's worldview told him that such a thing cannot exist!He even forgot to fight against his "mother" status, and his tone was urgent and quick: "How can a man have a baby! It must be a man disguised as a woman! For the sake of rights, I have concealed my identity as a girl since I was a child. After pregnancy, I really can't hide it." After going down, such a lie was conjured up! Yes! It must be like this!"

And how could making a wish be so effective!Wujozhi is not Doraemon, nor the Holy Grail, nor is it some kind of wishing machine, just tell him your wish, and it will come true, how is it possible!

"Huh? Is that so?" However, the elders of the Kamo family are all 82!Edogawa Conan spoke too swearingly, and even Gojo Ji was shaken.

"Of course it is! I'm a detective! There's no way I'm wrong!"

The children were also successfully led astray by Edogawa Conan, and they began to discuss the gossip about Wutiaozhi.

"Okay." Wutiao Zhi believed it, and then began to worry about his composition.Mom has it, who is the father?

Wutiaozhi, who was so distressed, ran to the teacher: "Teacher, can I write about two mothers?"

A trace of surprise flashed in the eyes of the young Chinese teacher, and he looked at Wutiao with complicated distress, and then gently rubbed his head: "I'm sorry, Wutiao, it's because the teacher didn't think carefully. How about it, Let's change the title of today's composition to "My Family"!"

Wutiaozhi's eyes lit up: "Can I write about my brother?"

The teacher said: "Of course! Wutiao, do you like your brother very much?"

Wujo Zhi nodded: "I like it the most!"

Writing a composition and then reading it seems to be something that every primary school student has to go through.

Wujo Zhi sat on the stool nervously and excitedly, fart.His buttocks seemed to be scalded, and the stools jingled and rattled, and then realized that it was class, Wujozhi tried to calm down again.

"...I yearn for Ritsu's back, but as an older brother, I want to protect Ritsu."

The Chinese teacher said gently to Shigeo Kageyama: "Very warm words! Kageyama-san, you will become a good brother!"

Kageyama Shigeo blushed with excitement.

Wutiao Zhi clapped along with the children, and then wanted to talk to him when the tablemate was so nervous that he came back with the same hands and feet, but according to the order, he was the one who went up immediately.

Wujo Zhi nervously pinched the composition paper, although he was used to being watched by many eyes, but this was the first time he was watched by everyone in the way of reading a composition on stage.

Blushing due to nervousness and shyness appeared on his fair little face, but he was not stage frightened, and he clearly read the content on the composition paper.

"Ni Jiang and I have been living in a small house, and Qiu Ye is in charge of taking care of us."

The Chinese teacher frowned, didn't he mean two mothers?Why didn't a single mother show up?

"Ni-chan is very busy. The adults say that Ni-chan will lead the family to the peak, so I have to receive a very good education since I was a child. I wanted to stay with Ni-chan, but I was rejected. The adults said that I only need to accept offerings to realize it. Their wish can be done."

Ah... so complicated?The Chinese teacher who suddenly ate a big melon was a little dazed.However, worship?desire?What is this?

"Ni Jiang was very angry, so he blew up the family. We have been living together since then."

Edogawa Conan, who was not given the title of "mother" inexplicably, just breathed a sigh of relief when he was stimulated by the keyword and almost jumped up: "???" Explosion?Is it the "explosion" he imagined? !And why did they suddenly switch to "living together"?

"We made an appointment to grow up together, but while I wasn't paying attention, Danny-chan grew very tall all of a sudden."

Ah, indeed, Da Wutiao's height is extremely rare even for adults, but it can't be said that he is not paying attention, right?Puberty grows very quickly, and brothers who are ten years apart, it is a matter of course that the elder brother is so much taller than the younger brother!

"The tall Ni-chan suddenly became very popular, but of course! No one would hate Ni-chan! People who hate Ni-chan shouldn't appear in this world!"

Hey, although Da Wutiao is indeed handsome, he can't be too absolute!Why did your brother-control speech suddenly develop in the direction of sick-jiao!

"Ni-chan is very capricious, always stealing my pudding, potato chips, biscuits, ice cream, cakes... I don't know how to win when I play games, and she likes to give me spoilers on purpose when I read comics. But it doesn't matter, I like Ni-chan the most. It’s too much. So after being angry, I still like him.”

Ah, as you can imagine, Da Wutiao looks like a very egotistical person.But what is going on with this man!Already a high school student!Are you still grabbing snacks with elementary school students? !

"I want to be with Ni-chan forever, so I cursed him!"

Edogawa Conan: "!!!???"

Chinese teacher: "!!!???"

After all, he is an elementary school student, so being able to read and write is already very good. The number of words assigned by the Chinese teacher is not many. Like Shigeo Kageyama, it is only half the length of five children.

The Chinese teacher originally wanted to praise Wu Tiaozhi's encouraging comments such as knowing a lot of characters and being sincere, but the words that were prepared in the belly lost their language in the last sentence of childish language and painting style.

Wu Tiaozhi, who had waited for a long time and didn't come to comment, blinked, and said obediently and expectantly: "Teacher, I've finished reading!" The different-colored pupils twinkled like little stars in the sky, which was unbelievably beautiful, but the Chinese teacher For some reason, I felt a chill down my spine.

The Chinese teacher said dryly: "Student Wutiao wrote very well!" Don't write it next time.

Oh, she means, don't write the last sentence next time.The front is okay, although it is a little confusing, but the child's thinking is jumping, maybe he used an exaggerated description that he didn't know where he heard, and he used it without thinking much.

But the last sentence is different!The last sentence--

It's really scary woo woo woo...

However, Gojoji was still looking at her expectantly with Pikapika's eyes shining.

"...The article is very short, but it can be seen that the brothers who rely on each other have sincere feelings for each other. Just like Wujo classmate likes your brother very much, your brother must also like you very much!"

Wujo Zhi showed a big smile, as sunny and bright as a sunflower: "Well! Ni-chan likes me the most! His curse is the most powerful I have ever seen!"

Chinese teacher: "!!!!!!" Don't say such scary things, woo woo woo——

[Jie, I love me so much, oh oh oh ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhin

"You're never finished! Be Stoka like a hentai every day! Give me the money to buy clothes for Zhichan by doing the tasks well!"

"Jie, let me tell you, Zhichan..."

Xia Youjie: "..." I'm bored, let's destroy it!

When school was over, Wujou, who was packing his schoolbag, was suddenly pulled by his clothes. He raised his head to look up, and saw Shigeo Kageyama who was blushing and in a hurry.

"Mofu, what's wrong?"

Wujo's deskmate, Kageyama Shigeo, is a very introverted kid, with long bangs that almost cover his eyes, with his head down, and he doesn't like to talk.The sense of existence of the whole person is close to none.

Seeing the "big star" in the class talking to him so seriously, Shigeo Kageyama, who was developing more and more social fear, was so nervous that his tongue was about to tie up.

"I, I want to ask... the curse on your body, do you need my help?"

Kageyama Shigeo lowered his head and stared at his toes, not daring to look at Wujou, and said timidly and shyly: "I, I am a superpower, I am not joking, there is really a curse on your body... ..."

Although he and Wutiaozhi have been at the same table for a few days, the total number of words they have spoken is less than ten sentences.The main reason is that Gojoji is too busy, always surrounded by many children, and Kageyama Shigeo has a passive personality. Except for Gojoji to say hello to him, he can't take the initiative to talk to Gojoji.

So, so shiny!

The sunny and lovely Wutiao is so bright that people can't feel any disgust. It's normal for such a child to be liked by others!

Kageyama Shigeo also wanted to talk to him, but, but... If it hurts others if you don't control it, is it really qualified to talk to such a person?

Kageyama Shigeo fears the unknown consequences.

But the curse on Wutiao Zhi's body made him unable to ignore it.After struggling for a long time, he still mustered up the courage.

"Although I can't completely eliminate it now, but, but—" In fact, he didn't have the confidence to eliminate such a powerful curse at all.

"I know!" Gojo Satoru cursed him. He said it to the teacher on the podium. Most of the students in the audience didn't hear it. Even if the students in the front row heard it, they just took it as a joke. talk.

"This is Ni Jiang's curse on me, how about it, it's very powerful!"

Kageyama Shigeo directly pupil earthquake.

"Your brother cursed you?!" Shigeo Kageyama, who has a younger brother and loves him very much, couldn't understand it at all!How could someone curse his younger brother!And, what a horrible curse!

"That's right!" Wujozhi held his face and said to Shigero Kageyama, "You have a younger brother, Shigeru, right? Did you curse him?"

Kageyama Shigeo shook his head wildly: "How could I curse my younger brother! I, I like Ritsu the most!"

"That's right!" Gojoji said to him in an encouraging tone, "Shigeru can also make big, big curses! Because love is the greatest curse!"

Kageyama Shigeo was greatly shocked.

"Gojo, are you talking about the curse again?" Edogawa Conan, who came back from the bathroom, only heard the second half, and sighed helplessly with his dead fish eyes open, "What will you do after you go to junior high school?" ah!"

"Why junior high school?" Wujo asked curiously.

After playing a meme, Edogawa Conan, who hadn't been caught yet, turned his face away angrily: "Okay! Let's go home!"

Although he is not yet a junior high school student, in fact, Gojo Zhi almost became a high school student.

Leaving Wutiao Zhi in an unfamiliar environment, Wutiao Wu couldn't feel at ease no matter what.Although it was very reluctant, Saiki Kusuo was the best candidate.

[I reject. ] Saiki Kusuo said very bluntly, [Although Zhichan is cute.If you dare to destroy my peaceful ordinary life, I will tell Zhijiang about you losing Fat Ding 2623! ]

[And you lied to him that the panna cotta ran away by itself, but it was actually eaten by you. ]

[besides--]

Wujo Wutiao ran away without looking back, and was mastered too much black history, Wujo Wu didn't dare to disobey him at all!

So Wutiaozhi was secretly turned into a pupil in Class B of the first year of Didan Primary School.

If you have to ask why, it is probably because Gojo Chi asked Saiki Kusuo to erase Edogawa Conan's memory, Gojo Chi asked Edogawa Conan a question.

"Conan, if you had an opportunity to make any wish come true, what would you wish for?"

Conan Edogawa, who reshaped his worldview, still couldn't face Gojo Nao, but he still thought about it seriously when he heard this question.

"Is this a chance for me to make a wish?" Edogawa Conan shook his head, looked up at him seriously, "Children, don't give wishes casually. Human beings are very greedy. If you have one, you will Want a second."

The blue eyes looked straight into the depths of the five juvenile gazes: "0, or countless times." He chose 0.

"Why?" Wujo Zhi couldn't understand.

Conan Edogawa showed him the numbers: "I want to find out the black organization, I want to turn back into Kudo Shinichi, I want to muster up the courage to confess to Xiaolan, I want to solve the puzzle, I want..."

"A lot of wishes, right? But, these are my wishes, and I have to realize them by myself." Edogawa Conan, or rather, Kudo Shinichi reached out and rubbed five immature hairs, "You are still very young , you don’t need to bear the wishes of others, immature is immature, since you are a child, you should accept the protection of adults.”

"But isn't Conan a child too? And I'm already 16 years old."

Conan Edogawa, who was choked, let out an earth-shattering cough. He didn't know if it was choking or what was going on, and his whole face turned red.

"Anyway, anyway, I'm older than you! Just listen to me!"

No matter what kind of wish, Gojoji will fulfill it well, but for that wish, the wish to bring Edogawa Conan's life back to normal, Gojoji asked Saiki Kusuo.

Saiki Kusuo is very talkative, Gojo Satoru, please ask Kusuo who spends a long time holding a glass of water, hard-hearted A Meng is very indulgent to Gojo, as long as it is his request, no matter what, he will satisfy it-although Gojo rarely asks him ask.

[If it's Chik-chan's wish. ] Saiki Kusuo gently hugged him, [I will use [Amnestics] to replace everything related to you, and the memories of other ordinary people will also be modified.but--]

[Child sauce, is this what you hoped for? ]

Wutiao Zhi gently leaned his head on his body, and shook his head in a daze: "I don't know. But this is Jie's wish. Since it is Jie's wish, I will make it come true."

I don't want to lose my friends, I don't want my friends to forget me, I don't want to become a lonely person again.

But this feeling of "don't want to" is still very weak.

Stupid, like a strong but fragile little sprout.It exists, but it's still too small.

Saiki Kusuo knew that he had to grow up and be older in order to better distinguish those feelings, so he fulfilled the [wish] for him.

I was used as a wishing machine since I was a child to realize too many wishes. Although the timeline has been messed up one hundred and one times, the first five children have fixed their personalities. In the one hundred and one reincarnations, five children have no memory , but as the initial starting point, no matter how many times of reincarnation, Wutiao Zhi is the original appearance.

In one hundred and one time circles, everyone is changing, only Wu Tiaozhi remains unchanged.

"It doesn't matter, Zhijiang will grow up, don't worry." Although I am also [disabled], I can't teach you how to grow up, but you will always meet such people.

This world is very dark, full of breathless [evil], but ah - the world you like so much must have a very beautiful scenery!

Warm and dry big hands gently pressed the top of his head, and the clear boyish voice gently said good wishes to him.

Wujo Zhi opened his eyes wide, this was the first time he heard Saiki Kusuo's voice!

"Nusongni-chan! Your voice is so nice! Say more, talk more!" Wutiaozhi seemed to have discovered a new world.

Gojo Satoru has a very bad personality. Ever since he discovered that there is no lower limit and can block Saiki Kusuo's [telepathy] and [telepathy], he deliberately finds trouble to make Saiki Kusuo speak, but whether it is the 3521 plan or the first 2254 pranks, all ended in failure.

Saiki Kusuo with the mouthless attribute is like a real mouthless star, it can be said that the setting has been carried out to the end!

[…] Saiki Kusuo bluntly shifted the topic away, [Okay, I'm going to formulate the 2252nd alternative. ]

In a way, he really deserves to be Gojo Satoru’s twin brother. Gojo Zhi took out his mobile phone and called Gojo Satoru excitedly: “Ni-chan, I heard Kusuo speak just now! He and I'm talking, not talking to you hehe~"

Saiki Kusuo: […]

One can imagine how much Gojo Satoru will be harassed next!