Sword Cultivation Behavior Map [Comprehensive Martial Arts]

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There was a loud noise in the sky, and the seed of injustice made its debut.

Along with it was a big white goose with rubbed red fur on top of its head. Except for the top of its head, its whole body was white and shiny, and it looked delicious.

It's Brother Goose, who is famous all over the world, fighting and defeating Goose.

It's a pity that there is not a single demon here, only a group of immortal cultivators who are ignorant of the magic lake.

Brother Goose slipped to Brother Jun's side, poked his head out furtively, and observed the monk next to him.

The monks, especially Daoist Yan Zhong, who was in the midst of the entanglement and ecstasy of love from heaven, didn't even notice it, the goose that caused the trouble.

well.

Brother Goose pushed Dingjun's leg with his head, then raised his head and stretched his neck to poke the hand of big brother Ajun hanging by his side with his mouth.

Brother Goose is a super powerful big white goose. It can not only beat bears but also change its size and shape. In theory, it can completely become a flying mountain.

But Brother Goose didn't.

Its good second brother, Spinach, taught it since he was a child that he should not be greedy as a goose, otherwise he would be struck by lightning and be eaten by the fox treasure who was waiting to die every day in his elder brother's family.

Although Brother Goose didn't quite understand how the little fat dog, which was not as tall as its belly, could swallow it, but since the smartest second brother in the family said so, there was a reason for him.

However, Brother Goose still got a little bit bigger than his usual size, so that he can fly faster in the sky, and he can just reach the big brother's claws on the ground.

Just like now, Brother Jun didn't lower his head, nor bend his waist, and when he raised his palm, he rubbed Brother Goose's head.

Well, the feel of the goose head is still as good as ever.Brother Jun nodded silently in his heart.

As if feeling the compliment, Brother Goose shyly shook his wings, opened his bright yellow mouth and gently took his fingertips.

Brother Jun looked down, and saw that the goose turned around and pouted that white, tender and fat goose butt.

Good guy, that body really shows the enchantment of a goose.

"Ga——!" Goose Brother turned his head to look at Jun Brother, Doudou's eyes sparkled, and there was still some small expectation.

Brother Jun recognized this gesture.

This is a special form of Goosebang spinach delivery, which represents the highest level of secrecy.

That's right, this is the legendary Fei Goose Biography, the kind that must arrive every seven days.

In fact, Brother Jun has told Spinach that he has developed a new gadget of instant messaging, and he can be reached at any time if there is anything to do.However, Spinach was afraid that the walls would have ears, so he still insisted on writing letters on important matters, and chose Brother Goose as the designated transporter for the royal secret letter.

After all, in this secular world, few can beat geese.

Oh, the second brother who trusts the goose so much!Brother Goose was very moved when he found out, and vowed to provide the best service for his two good brothers.

For example, without the instruction of his brother, even the goose himself would never touch the secret letter of Goose Feather Qiankunzhong.

Brother Goose quacked a few times, signaling to his good brother to take out the letter, but the good brother chose to refuse.

Brother Jun knew that it was safest to hold the letter with his own hands, but he was a swordsman, and his dignity did not allow him to stick his hands into the goose's ass.

At least, not in public, because it really looks a little perverted.

So, he settled for the next best thing, reached out and patted Brother Goose's tail.

At this moment, the sky was quiet, the wind stopped, and brother goose's butt hair didn't move.

Brother Jun's pupils shrank.

He felt it, and at this moment, he felt the ultimate danger from the soft goose feather.

Sure enough, the next moment, a white letter shot out from the goose feather with lightning speed, as fast as thunder, and as sharp as a blade.

Appeared!

I don't know when Brother Goose stole his lesson from Spinach and came here to assassinate the evil move and cry the small axe, although what it ejected was not the small ax but the letter.

Brother Jun dodged sideways.But Daoist Yan, who was not far behind him, was not so lucky. He finally broke free from the embrace of the fairy swordsman, and before he could stand still, he was hit in the head by a fierce letter with the force of a goose.

Yes, right in the middle.

The letter, like a big bag, hit him hard in the face.

Daoist Yan staggered back a few steps, covering his face in pain.

Ho--!

Everyone present gasped.

As expected of you, Yan Xiaoliu, the biggest wronged and unlucky person of our time.

The culprit, Brother Goose, quietly hid herself behind Brother Jun's legs.

But the goose is a fat big white goose, but its eldest brother Jun has a pair of slender legs, which can't stop the goose's huge body.

Brother Goose failed, unable to dodge, and was stared at by the angry wronged species, and rushed to the front.

Daoist Yan, a generation of Dharma practitioners.Although it is not particularly powerful in this world of cultivating immortals full of geniuses, it is still a golden core, and it can be regarded as an elder in other small sects.

But like this, he was first hit by a goose and crashed, and then attacked by the hidden weapon of the same goose.

God, how could this be?

Daoist Yan didn't understand, Daoist Yan didn't understand, and Daoist Yan was so aggressive that he wanted to settle accounts with geese.

However, his senior brother stopped him first.

"Forget it, forget it." The handsome uncle said, "We are all one family."

"Who is in the same family as it? It's a goose!" Daoist Yan said angrily.

"But it is your apprentice's goose after all, and it is not very old." The uncle said and looked at Brother Jun again, "You think so? Ah Jun."

Brother Jun nodded.

"Apprentice?" Daoist Yan frowned, as if he had missed two hundred chapters of the plot, and was very puzzled, "Who is it?"

If he hadn't lost his memory, he seemed to be an innocent and good Dharma practitioner. He had no money and no strength. Where did he come from as an apprentice?

And where is their Xiaopoguan?

Located in the deep mountains and old forests, birds don't shit, no one wants people, no one wants names, if it is not desperate, who would come?

How about raising geese?They can't even afford to support their own people.

That's right, the person who couldn't afford it was the former Xiao Liu.In order to support him, master and senior brother often go down the mountain to tell fortunes to support the family, and burn incense and kowtow every day, praying to God to let him fast.

It is precisely because of witnessing the hardships of the master's sect that Daoist Yan swore early on that he would never accept disciples in his life.

Unless he gets rich, or his apprentice is rich enough.

But how could a rich apprentice come to him?

There are many decent sects in the world of cultivating immortals, even if they are not strong enough to enter Dazong's inner sect, it is much more promising to be an outer disciple than to follow a poor Taoist like him.

In conclusion, the only ones willing to be his apprentice are fools.

Haha.

Uncle Shi and Potato looked at Brother Jun silently.

Brother Jun cast a death stare at Daoist Yan, "Me."

Daoist Yan, who was talking about being a fool just now: ""

Daoist Yan and Daoist Yan recalled Brother Jun's cultivation, looked at the sword on his waist, and then slowly raised their heads to meet those cold eyes.

It was so cold that it seemed to be full of killing intent.

Taoist Yan took a deep breath.

Yes, sorry!

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Yan Dao grew numb.

For his falling from the sky, for his fate and innocence, the innocence that quickly disappeared because he suddenly had a big wild apprentice.

From today on, he, Yan Xiaoliu is no longer that lonely prodigal son, but the sand in the eyes of all the immortals.

Because he is an ordinary dharma cultivator, but his apprentice Gu Jun is the son of the heavenly way that has never been heard before, the best seedling among sword cultivators.

It is conceivable that when Brother Jun really appeared in front of the great immortal sects soon, they would be unimpressed, especially how insidious and cunning he would be in the mouth of the immortal sect as a master. exist.

Especially Shushan.

Those sword cultivators had always had a bad temper, and they might even come to him directly to break their heads because they were too angry.

In this regard, Junior Sister Shushan shyly said that she would not.All in-laws, what are they divided into?

Daoist Yan hesitated, wanting to refute, but he had already experienced the sharpness of this fairy sword cultivator when Brother Jun was rubbing geese, and he deeply understood that it was useless to argue with her.

Not only will you lose miserably, but you will also be poured on your heart, which is simply self-inflicted humiliation.

Daoist Yan pretended not to hear, and turned his head to observe the goose that made him fall into such a trouble.

Brother Goose felt a little guilty, and shrank his head while hiding behind Brother Jun.

Taoist Yan looked at it for a while, and asked Brother Jun, "Where did you get this goose?"

"I picked it up when I was young." Brother Jun replied.

picked it up?Daoist Yan pondered for a while, and felt something was wrong.

According to Brother Jun, this goose should be a common goose.It can be said that it is a geese, it is too smart, it looks like it is more powerful than a spirit beast.

Could it be that it is a demon?Daoist Yan took out his magic weapon for detecting monsters and sent it to the goose.

Brother Goose stretched out his feet tentatively——

In the next moment, a white light flashed, the spirit pressure soared to the sky, and the goose feathers and geese screamed together.

It's the distraction period!

This goose, this big white goose that looks stupid and likes to run amok, turned out to be a distraction period.

Except for Brother Jun, the distraction period was unmatched by anyone present.

Damn, are geese so curly now?Where is the world of cultivating immortals?

The most bizarre thing is that this goose is neither a demon nor a spirit beast, but a real goose.

In their practice world, a demon is a creature that can transform into a human, and a spirit beast refers to a beast that has developed a non-beast consciousness and wants to transform into a human like a demon.

Transforming into human desires, the luck of the whole body will change accordingly, and the magic weapon for detecting demons is to use this to detect demons.

But this goose, no.

It has no human desires, but it has cultivation, that is to say, it is really just an ordinary goose cultivating immortality.

Is this reasonable?

Not to mention Daoist Yan, but the well-informed junior sister and uncle of Shushan have never seen such a scene.

"It's weird." Daoist Yan couldn't believe it, "Why can't it transform people?"

Brother Goose tilted his head, and a doubtful light flashed in Doudou's eyes, "Gah."

Human?Why do you want to turn into a human?You are so strange, a goose is a goose.

However, Daoist Yan didn't understand half of the goose talk, and was still muttering, "Could it be that the bones are not good?"

"Can't it? It's distracted, I can't even beat it." Shushan Junior Sister also slid over, looked at Brother Goose, and at the same time stretched out her claws, secretly trying to rub the little head that was blowing in the wind on Brother Goose's head. red hair.

In the face of beauties, Brother Goose is always very face-saving, and generally doesn't bother.

After all, Goose is a kind and fraternal goose. He has a heart for the world since he was a child. How can he start with beauty?

Just like the elder brother's father said, a beauty is a treasure in the world.

Brother Goose remained motionless, while obediently giving way, he answered Taoist Yan, "Gah."

Of course it's because Goose has a big brother, and big brother is a miracle.

Daoist Yan let out an "oh" and said, "You mean you worked hard?"

Brother Goose: "?"

what are you farting

Daoist Yan himself didn't know, and the more he thought about it, the more confused he became. He even began to doubt his cultivation after comparing his cultivation with Brother Goose's.

Just when he couldn't figure it out, the beautiful uncle stood up, patted Brother Goose's hair, and said, "Xiao Liu, don't get entangled so much. All things have spirits, and everyone has their own adventures. Let nature take its course." Get better."

Daoist Yan was thoughtful when he heard the words, Brother Goose was extremely comfortable being smoothed, and Doudou's eyes even shone brightly.

Well said, beauty!Brother Goose was very pleased, he felt that this beauty was very interesting, and the skin was also very good-looking, so he decided on the spot to let him join the luxury package of the Goose Harem, making him one, two, three, four of the goose——

Oh, the fifth room.

Yes, five rooms.

Brother Goose is a goose who only likes to collect cards.Although there is no such worldly desire, there are many beauties in its harem.

The main house, of course, is the eternal ruthless beauty.Even if he sits in a wheelchair every day, he is also Brother Goose's favorite, because he will never refuse Brother Goose's stickers, and he will also comb Brother Goose's fur.

Erfang is naturally beautiful and blows snow, and he never pays attention to Goose, but Brother Goose just likes the way he ignores him.

Sanfang is the elder brother's little cousin Hua Qitong, who is gentle and caring.

The fourth room is Acheng in the South China Sea.Brother Goose once flew to the South China Sea with the arrogant Costinus of Acheng's family. When he saw Acheng, he was so cool under the moonlight, and he immediately poked Brother Goose's heart.

As for the stewed eggs, hey, the little kid is good-looking, but he is not an adult. Brother Goose doesn't want to be made into a stewed goose by Tiandao's father, so he can only let him go free with tears in his eyes.

But it doesn't matter, now brother goose has a fifth room again, so happy.

Gah!

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The goose brother over there was being quacked happily by the beauty, and at the same time he talked with Yan Daochang chicken and duck, and the man and the goose beeped.

And here, Brother Jun, who didn't want to participate in the Goose Palace, quietly withdrew from the crowd, picked up the spinach letter, and floated aside.

This should be a relatively important matter. The spinach has been wrapped in several layers, and it feels hard to the touch. No wonder the lethality is so strong that it is difficult for the rough-skinned and thick-skinned Daoist Yan to resist.

Brother Jun peeled open the letter, layer by layer.Except that there are no words on the outermost paper used as an envelope, everything else inside is full of cursive script.

Brother Jun didn't even look at it, the font was flying out, and he didn't need to think about it to know that it was Spinach's growling and complaining.

He doesn't want to watch if it's weird.

Brother Jun directly turned to the last two pages. The font was obviously different, and it looked much better.

He glanced at it quickly, referring to the daily life and trivial government affairs throughout the article, and the rhetoric is also very beautiful, which is a common way of writing letters.

But this is not the most important thing, what is important is the special message that Spinach hides in the letter.

Brother Jun, relying on the tacit understanding with Spinach for many years, interpreted the above four characters——

Nan Wang wants to rebel.