Sword Cultivation Behavior Map [Comprehensive Martial Arts]
Chapter 3 Wind 2 Uncle
012
What is Lianhua Baojian?
The little carrot heads don't know, they only know that there are many villains and many characters drawn in it.
The villain is weird, just like Spinach's mother always holding two long and shiny swords in circles.
Mom Spinach told them that she was not going around in circles.She is practicing a dance called Sword Dance. It was created by the peerless beauty Gongsun a long time ago. Now it is one of Spinach Mom's famous stunts. Even the emperor in the palace loves to watch it. Whenever there are any activities, she always calls her. Past performances.
When Little Spinach heard it, his big eyes sparkled.
Wow, my lord!Then this dance must be very powerful.
Brother Jun blinked his eyes but didn't think so.
Who is his father?In the words of the queen mother, he is a womanizer who exudes a manly smell all over his body.
Although he is quite talented, has a successful career, and has a good-looking face, he has been unrestrained all his life because he likes to look at beauties.
The queen mother will not say next time that if it is not for the sake of the country and the conditions do not allow, he will even marry all the beauties in the world.
But the father didn't agree.He admits that he is a sex critic, but he is not the kind of sex critic who slanders people's bodies, he just likes to look at his face.
Brother Jun still remembers that his dear mother rolled her eyes the biggest ever after the emperor father finished speaking on the spot.
Recalling what his father and queen mother said, Brother Jun felt that since his father kept calling Spinach's mother to dance, what he wanted to see was not the dance, but Spinach's face.
But can he say that?What if Spinach finds out that he is the son of Da Sepi?
Doesn't Brother Jun, a noble and glamorous kid, want no face?
He doesn't want to be that glorious and tall image in front of his good brothers.
Although, he is only a little taller than the table now, but he is not tall at all.
Brother Jun, who is not tall, decided not to participate in this embarrassing topic, and set his sights on the words next to the villain.
Just like I discovered before, there are many characters in the book besides villains.
As quick-witted carrot heads, although Little Spinach and Brother Jun are young, they know a lot of words.However, the strange thing is that although they know every word in this book, the combination is another kind of thing that they have never seen before.For example, such things as sinking into the dantian really made the radishheads full of question marks.
But it doesn't matter, although the radish heads are young and have little knowledge, they have a lot of wit hidden in their small heads, and they are all good at reading and comprehending in context.
It's just that they went home and lay in bed pondering all night, and the two radish heads had their own answers the next day.
Brother Jun said that this air is the air they usually breathe.As long as you concentrate and observe, you can feel that every time they breathe, there will be something warm rushing from all directions and rushing into their bodies.It's like taking a hot bath, warm and very comfortable.
It can even be used to keep warm in winter.
Little Spinach disagreed when he heard the words, he had no idea what nonsense his brother Jun was talking about.
There are so many panting people in the world, which one is not shivering because of winter?He was even panting and shaking more and more, how could he keep warm?
And keep warm, what to keep warm?
Could it be that he can still be upright?
No, it's impossible!Little Spinach doesn't believe it.
In his opinion, this qi must be their own.Just like him, he always plays Tai Chi with the second uncle next door, and he can always feel the warmth of his belly button and something flowing all over his body.
Brother Jun just found it incredible, he couldn't understand why there is something warm coming out of a person's stomach?And flow all over the body.
But Xiao Bocai answered it as a matter of course, "It's worth thinking about it, of course it's internal strength."
Brother Jun twitched Xiaojun's eyebrows when he heard the words, and looked at Spinach with three points of doubt, three points of surprise, three points of worry, and three points of distress in his eyes.
Brother Jun knew that Spinach liked to read books, and he also knew that sooner or later he would take the imperial examinations like those educated people who had studied since childhood.However, he never expected that this kid might not have read all the four books and five classics, but he had already contracted the stink of some cultural people.
Brother Jun couldn't help stretching out his tender little hand, and touched Spinach's forehead, "I don't have a fever, how could it be?"
Spinach was a little puzzled, "What will happen?"
Brother Jun's tone was obviously worried, "How could you be dreaming?"
Xiao Bo Cai was even more puzzled immediately, "Dream? What dream?"
Brother Jun: "Daydream."
Xiao Bocai was taken aback, because he didn't know why his elder brother Jun had such outrageous thoughts, "Where am I dreaming?"
Brother Jun said, "Inner strength."
Xiao Bocai didn't know, so, "But internal power really exists."
Brother Jun suddenly felt that Spinach was getting sicker, and he believed even the words made up by adults like Internal Force to deceive children.
He couldn't help but sighed, and said, "Spinach, I know you love to read. But, you should read less of some books."
Xiao Bocai didn't understand Brother Jun's divergent thinking very well, but she still asked with dignity: "What book?"
Brother Jun patted him on the shoulder quietly: "Martial arts story book."
013
Small spinach: ...
However, internal power really does exist.
The second uncle next door will still do it.
014
When it comes to the second uncle next door, he has to mention his identity.
The second uncle, whose surname is Feng, lives at the end of West Street, and is the captain of the fire brigade formed by the residents of the street and the government.He has a very cool name, Qing Yang, which makes him very angry when he hears it.
But that's not important. What's important is that he is the most reliable man on the street. He not only knows astronomy and geography, but also repairs houses and carts, and even helps neighbors catch mice when necessary. .
So everyone respects him very much.
In order to show the respect from the heart, everyone kindly called him the second uncle, because he was not yet old enough to be called the uncle.
The second uncle is a righteous uncle. Although he has gone through vicissitudes, he has not forgotten his original intention.Even in the face of neighborhood disputes and couple quarrels that the government is too lazy to deal with on the street, he can be fair and just, and help everyone find the honest truth.
Just ask, who doesn't like such an uncle?
Even the government likes it.Every year, the uncle is rated as a three-good resident, and even several bags of rice are given to him as a reward.
However, unlike other uncles on the street who like to bask in the sun and play with cats, the second uncle has a special hobby, Tai Chi.
It is said that this is a habit he developed in the teacher's school since he was a child. It is to strengthen his body and keep fit. It is guaranteed that he will live to 99 and prevent Alzheimer's disease.
Little Spinach, who was younger than now, didn't know what Shimen was.The second uncle didn't seem to be very willing to mention it, he only said that it was a big family with many half-brothers and sisters.
He also told Spinach earnestly, not to get close to the teacher's door easily, and if you get close, you must be gentle with your brothers and sisters to build a good relationship, otherwise, you may become unlucky, isolated, bullied, and finally kicked out of the house.
In fact, Little Spinach still can't quite understand the sadness of the second uncle at that time, because he has no brothers and sisters at all.And when he told this story to his good brother Jun, Jun also said he couldn't understand.
Although Brother Jun doesn't have a teacher, he has many stinky brothers.
These stinky brothers are stupid and annoying. They always run up to him to compete and don't say anything. If they lose, they still insist on fighting with him.Every time, I come with confidence and leave with a bruised nose and a swollen face.The next day they will become well-behaved and even take the initiative to say hello to him.
To sum up, if the younger brother is disobedient, just give him a good beating.
If it is not enough, then give two meals.
Brother Jun said so.
015
The second uncle is a second uncle who has had a miserable experience but is a bit arrogant, but Brother Jun doesn't understand what it means to be arrogant.
After all, his father was always criticized, but he was still kicked out of bed by his mother every day.
Xiao Bocai is different, but he admires the second uncle very much.Brother Jun felt that this might be because Xiao Bocai practiced Tai Chi with the second uncle every day.
Just like his stinky younger brothers, all of them also admire the leader of the Imperial Guard who taught them martial arts. Every time they go to class, they look like the adolescent girls in the storybook who go to meet the great hero who fell from the sky.
But from Brother Jun's point of view, the leader of the imperial guards doesn't seem to be very capable of fighting, at least, he can't beat their uncle Sanhuang.
Brother Jun even saw him being taken into a corner of the palace by Uncle Sanhuang no less than ten times, and was bullied to meow like a kitten.
Gee.
It's a pity that Xiao Bocai didn't know the ups and downs of Brother Jun's heart, and strongly invited his brother Jun to go to the second uncle's house to experience the real inner strength.
Brother Jun didn't really think about it.But as a good brother, how could he easily reject the invitation of his good brother?
Xiaobocai is not those rough-skinned and thick-skinned stinky brothers who are always prone to sentimentality.In case Brother Jun refuses, what should I do if the spinach withers?Doesn't Brother Jun only have to face those annoying stinky brothers every day?
Brother Jun doesn't want it!
So Brother Jun nodded, and finally, on a certain day when the Taifu was sick and unable to attend morning class, he seized the opportunity to climb out of the palace wall early in the morning, and slipped to the second uncle's house with Little Spinach.
Because they had to wait for Brother Jun to be together, it was a bit late when the two went to find the second uncle.When they arrived, the second uncle had already started his Tai Chi.
I saw him standing under the golden maple tree in the yard with his eyes closed, squatting down slowly, and slowly raising his hands. There is a big watermelon on the left and a big watermelon on the right.
Then, suddenly there was a burst of rushing, dazzling fists, and very rhythmic steps.
The maple leaves all over the sky danced with his figure, drawing beautiful arcs in the air, flying high and then shattering.It was shattered, and slowly flew down under the bright morning light, like golden powder falling from the sun.
Everything is as described in the storybook, making the carrot heads intoxicated.
Spinach couldn't help sighing in his heart, "Wow, it's so beautiful."
It was hard for Brother Jun to disagree, "Yes."
His gaze drifted to the big broom beside him involuntarily, "It must be very troublesome to sweep."
The second uncle who was going to sweep the floor after cleaning:
what.
that is true.
What is Lianhua Baojian?
The little carrot heads don't know, they only know that there are many villains and many characters drawn in it.
The villain is weird, just like Spinach's mother always holding two long and shiny swords in circles.
Mom Spinach told them that she was not going around in circles.She is practicing a dance called Sword Dance. It was created by the peerless beauty Gongsun a long time ago. Now it is one of Spinach Mom's famous stunts. Even the emperor in the palace loves to watch it. Whenever there are any activities, she always calls her. Past performances.
When Little Spinach heard it, his big eyes sparkled.
Wow, my lord!Then this dance must be very powerful.
Brother Jun blinked his eyes but didn't think so.
Who is his father?In the words of the queen mother, he is a womanizer who exudes a manly smell all over his body.
Although he is quite talented, has a successful career, and has a good-looking face, he has been unrestrained all his life because he likes to look at beauties.
The queen mother will not say next time that if it is not for the sake of the country and the conditions do not allow, he will even marry all the beauties in the world.
But the father didn't agree.He admits that he is a sex critic, but he is not the kind of sex critic who slanders people's bodies, he just likes to look at his face.
Brother Jun still remembers that his dear mother rolled her eyes the biggest ever after the emperor father finished speaking on the spot.
Recalling what his father and queen mother said, Brother Jun felt that since his father kept calling Spinach's mother to dance, what he wanted to see was not the dance, but Spinach's face.
But can he say that?What if Spinach finds out that he is the son of Da Sepi?
Doesn't Brother Jun, a noble and glamorous kid, want no face?
He doesn't want to be that glorious and tall image in front of his good brothers.
Although, he is only a little taller than the table now, but he is not tall at all.
Brother Jun, who is not tall, decided not to participate in this embarrassing topic, and set his sights on the words next to the villain.
Just like I discovered before, there are many characters in the book besides villains.
As quick-witted carrot heads, although Little Spinach and Brother Jun are young, they know a lot of words.However, the strange thing is that although they know every word in this book, the combination is another kind of thing that they have never seen before.For example, such things as sinking into the dantian really made the radishheads full of question marks.
But it doesn't matter, although the radish heads are young and have little knowledge, they have a lot of wit hidden in their small heads, and they are all good at reading and comprehending in context.
It's just that they went home and lay in bed pondering all night, and the two radish heads had their own answers the next day.
Brother Jun said that this air is the air they usually breathe.As long as you concentrate and observe, you can feel that every time they breathe, there will be something warm rushing from all directions and rushing into their bodies.It's like taking a hot bath, warm and very comfortable.
It can even be used to keep warm in winter.
Little Spinach disagreed when he heard the words, he had no idea what nonsense his brother Jun was talking about.
There are so many panting people in the world, which one is not shivering because of winter?He was even panting and shaking more and more, how could he keep warm?
And keep warm, what to keep warm?
Could it be that he can still be upright?
No, it's impossible!Little Spinach doesn't believe it.
In his opinion, this qi must be their own.Just like him, he always plays Tai Chi with the second uncle next door, and he can always feel the warmth of his belly button and something flowing all over his body.
Brother Jun just found it incredible, he couldn't understand why there is something warm coming out of a person's stomach?And flow all over the body.
But Xiao Bocai answered it as a matter of course, "It's worth thinking about it, of course it's internal strength."
Brother Jun twitched Xiaojun's eyebrows when he heard the words, and looked at Spinach with three points of doubt, three points of surprise, three points of worry, and three points of distress in his eyes.
Brother Jun knew that Spinach liked to read books, and he also knew that sooner or later he would take the imperial examinations like those educated people who had studied since childhood.However, he never expected that this kid might not have read all the four books and five classics, but he had already contracted the stink of some cultural people.
Brother Jun couldn't help stretching out his tender little hand, and touched Spinach's forehead, "I don't have a fever, how could it be?"
Spinach was a little puzzled, "What will happen?"
Brother Jun's tone was obviously worried, "How could you be dreaming?"
Xiao Bo Cai was even more puzzled immediately, "Dream? What dream?"
Brother Jun: "Daydream."
Xiao Bocai was taken aback, because he didn't know why his elder brother Jun had such outrageous thoughts, "Where am I dreaming?"
Brother Jun said, "Inner strength."
Xiao Bocai didn't know, so, "But internal power really exists."
Brother Jun suddenly felt that Spinach was getting sicker, and he believed even the words made up by adults like Internal Force to deceive children.
He couldn't help but sighed, and said, "Spinach, I know you love to read. But, you should read less of some books."
Xiao Bocai didn't understand Brother Jun's divergent thinking very well, but she still asked with dignity: "What book?"
Brother Jun patted him on the shoulder quietly: "Martial arts story book."
013
Small spinach: ...
However, internal power really does exist.
The second uncle next door will still do it.
014
When it comes to the second uncle next door, he has to mention his identity.
The second uncle, whose surname is Feng, lives at the end of West Street, and is the captain of the fire brigade formed by the residents of the street and the government.He has a very cool name, Qing Yang, which makes him very angry when he hears it.
But that's not important. What's important is that he is the most reliable man on the street. He not only knows astronomy and geography, but also repairs houses and carts, and even helps neighbors catch mice when necessary. .
So everyone respects him very much.
In order to show the respect from the heart, everyone kindly called him the second uncle, because he was not yet old enough to be called the uncle.
The second uncle is a righteous uncle. Although he has gone through vicissitudes, he has not forgotten his original intention.Even in the face of neighborhood disputes and couple quarrels that the government is too lazy to deal with on the street, he can be fair and just, and help everyone find the honest truth.
Just ask, who doesn't like such an uncle?
Even the government likes it.Every year, the uncle is rated as a three-good resident, and even several bags of rice are given to him as a reward.
However, unlike other uncles on the street who like to bask in the sun and play with cats, the second uncle has a special hobby, Tai Chi.
It is said that this is a habit he developed in the teacher's school since he was a child. It is to strengthen his body and keep fit. It is guaranteed that he will live to 99 and prevent Alzheimer's disease.
Little Spinach, who was younger than now, didn't know what Shimen was.The second uncle didn't seem to be very willing to mention it, he only said that it was a big family with many half-brothers and sisters.
He also told Spinach earnestly, not to get close to the teacher's door easily, and if you get close, you must be gentle with your brothers and sisters to build a good relationship, otherwise, you may become unlucky, isolated, bullied, and finally kicked out of the house.
In fact, Little Spinach still can't quite understand the sadness of the second uncle at that time, because he has no brothers and sisters at all.And when he told this story to his good brother Jun, Jun also said he couldn't understand.
Although Brother Jun doesn't have a teacher, he has many stinky brothers.
These stinky brothers are stupid and annoying. They always run up to him to compete and don't say anything. If they lose, they still insist on fighting with him.Every time, I come with confidence and leave with a bruised nose and a swollen face.The next day they will become well-behaved and even take the initiative to say hello to him.
To sum up, if the younger brother is disobedient, just give him a good beating.
If it is not enough, then give two meals.
Brother Jun said so.
015
The second uncle is a second uncle who has had a miserable experience but is a bit arrogant, but Brother Jun doesn't understand what it means to be arrogant.
After all, his father was always criticized, but he was still kicked out of bed by his mother every day.
Xiao Bocai is different, but he admires the second uncle very much.Brother Jun felt that this might be because Xiao Bocai practiced Tai Chi with the second uncle every day.
Just like his stinky younger brothers, all of them also admire the leader of the Imperial Guard who taught them martial arts. Every time they go to class, they look like the adolescent girls in the storybook who go to meet the great hero who fell from the sky.
But from Brother Jun's point of view, the leader of the imperial guards doesn't seem to be very capable of fighting, at least, he can't beat their uncle Sanhuang.
Brother Jun even saw him being taken into a corner of the palace by Uncle Sanhuang no less than ten times, and was bullied to meow like a kitten.
Gee.
It's a pity that Xiao Bocai didn't know the ups and downs of Brother Jun's heart, and strongly invited his brother Jun to go to the second uncle's house to experience the real inner strength.
Brother Jun didn't really think about it.But as a good brother, how could he easily reject the invitation of his good brother?
Xiaobocai is not those rough-skinned and thick-skinned stinky brothers who are always prone to sentimentality.In case Brother Jun refuses, what should I do if the spinach withers?Doesn't Brother Jun only have to face those annoying stinky brothers every day?
Brother Jun doesn't want it!
So Brother Jun nodded, and finally, on a certain day when the Taifu was sick and unable to attend morning class, he seized the opportunity to climb out of the palace wall early in the morning, and slipped to the second uncle's house with Little Spinach.
Because they had to wait for Brother Jun to be together, it was a bit late when the two went to find the second uncle.When they arrived, the second uncle had already started his Tai Chi.
I saw him standing under the golden maple tree in the yard with his eyes closed, squatting down slowly, and slowly raising his hands. There is a big watermelon on the left and a big watermelon on the right.
Then, suddenly there was a burst of rushing, dazzling fists, and very rhythmic steps.
The maple leaves all over the sky danced with his figure, drawing beautiful arcs in the air, flying high and then shattering.It was shattered, and slowly flew down under the bright morning light, like golden powder falling from the sun.
Everything is as described in the storybook, making the carrot heads intoxicated.
Spinach couldn't help sighing in his heart, "Wow, it's so beautiful."
It was hard for Brother Jun to disagree, "Yes."
His gaze drifted to the big broom beside him involuntarily, "It must be very troublesome to sweep."
The second uncle who was going to sweep the floor after cleaning:
what.
that is true.
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