The thief girl wants to buy a home in Rice Flower

Is this how you treat girls who cry?

It was in Ley's car, with my moving luggage, or all my possessions, stuffed in the back seat and trunk.

"I want to sell the house—"

"But this kind of dead house will definitely not be sold, damn it!"

"Even if you entrust it to an intermediary, it's very difficult to rent it out...Why did you die in my new home? Damn it! It will definitely be sent to our funeral home to be burned in a few days...Who is the murderer? Lai, catch him quickly Come! I will cremate him!"

"Woo, woo... my new home..."

Originally, I was just expressing the great despair in my heart with a sad cry, but I didn't expect to actually cry in the end.

Tears couldn't stop pouring out, even though she kept wiping them with the back of her hand, there were still drops of water dripping down her cheeks and onto the fabric of her chest.The sobbing couldn't stop at all, and the whole body was trembling almost convulsively.

The last time I cried so badly seemed to be when I learned that my first love brought a loli back home, and realized that I couldn't return to the loli, and there was no chance of a higher position.

Why doesn't Ley just look at me and not comfort me, I'm tired from crying, damn it!Is crying so exhausting!Or is it that my physical strength is really so weak that I must add night running to my schedule now...

Finally, a tissue was handed to me, and a hand fell on my back to pat lightly. Ley's voice was gentler than usual, with a smile that made me angry: "Sorry, because it's so cute, just now Some are fascinated."

"You - woo, woo..."

Evil guy!I can't stop crying now!

"Don't cry, it's my fault." He looked at me with a funny face, bent his knuckles and gently wiped the corners of my eyes, "Although the appearance of crying red eyes is very cute, but if the police see it, they may be misunderstood as Another case, you don't want it to be like that either."

hateful!Damn!

I really want to bite him!

"However, why do you have to sell the house?" Ley asked curiously while pulling out a wet towel to carefully wipe my face while I was still sobbing. Do you care about the haunted house?"

I took two deep breaths and tried to calm my breathing, grabbed the wet wipe from his hand and stuck it on the swollen eye socket.

"The point is not the haunted house, I just simply refuse to live with people, let alone live with ghosts."

Ley raised his eyebrows: "Isn't Mello a materialist?"

"That's not the problem. Although I'm a materialist and I can't see evil things, they must be there! Things like earth-bound spirits, evil spirits, and curse spirits, I'm not sure what to call them, but they exist anyway! "

He stared at me blankly for a while, then suddenly burst out laughing, the same unscrupulous laugh he had when he sneaked into the auction venue and understood my reason for begging for rain.

I sniffled, raised my hand and grabbed his cheek angrily.

"Don't laugh! I'm serious!"

"Yes~ yes~ I understand—"

"You don't understand at all! Stop laughing!"

But... probably because of being too angry and excited, the previous sadness faded away, and the unsteady breathing due to crying gradually calmed down.I took another wet towel and wiped my face, unbuckled my seat belt and opened the car door.

"Go over there and see what happened to my house. If you notice anything, please tell me."

Then Ley, who got out of the car, stood by my side and whispered in my ear: "Understood."

The whole body froze.

"...don't get so close to me."

"Are you shy?"

"No, I'm just afraid that I can't control the urge to step on you."

"If you want to step on it, you don't have to be very patient."

"...Are you M?"

He shook his head, and asked lightly: "It's just the level of being scratched by a kitten, do you need to rise to S|M? Or, Melo, what are you expecting?"

I was choked, gave him a hard look, quickly looked away, and trotted towards the cordon.

After explaining the situation to the police next to the cordon, the police officer in charge of the scene soon came over and took me to an area within the cordon where the onlookers could not be affected by it. It happened to be my former neighbor, Ms. Sato.

The short-haired and capable beauty policeman glanced at the man next to me, looked at my crying red eyes and asked in surprise, "Mikan, do you know the deceased?"

"I don't think I know him, but I can't confirm without seeing the photos." I twitched my lips in embarrassment. "Actually, I am the owner of the room where the body was found. I just bought the house two weeks ago."

"Then you are..."

"I was about to move today, but when I encountered this kind of thing, the previous room had been rented out, and suddenly I became homeless. The sadness came from it..."

As I said that, I felt like crying again.

A few minutes later, I learned the whole story from Ms. Sato - the three people who died were residents on the second floor of the apartment with me, a couple living together and a single office worker, and the cause of death was a closed space Carbon monoxide poisoning caused by burning charcoal, the time of death was two hours ago.Although the suicide note was found at the scene, the specific situation has to wait for the results of the autopsy.

I absolutely don't want to live in this kind of house!Although it is very unfriendly to the real estate company to say so, please ask him to tear down the whole thing and rebuild it!

"It was the boy over there who found the body. After he accidentally kicked the football nearby, he noticed that the glass in the room was covered with tape, so he broke into the door and found the body."

I glanced at the middle school boy, and nodded with a sad face: "Then I will thank him later, or I will be the one who found the body."

Just as we were talking, the boy had already come to us.As Ley said, there was no trace of fear on his youthful face, but full of curiosity and interest.

"Are you the owner of that room? There is almost no furniture in the room. You don't live there. Are you planning to rent it out?"

"No, I just haven't moved here yet." I sighed. "By the way, I haven't seen any neighbors on the same floor since I bought that room. I only said hello to the one downstairs."

The boy frowned: "Does anyone know the exact date you moved here?"

"Only my companion and the neighbor who greeted me." I seemed to suddenly understand something as I said that, "Wait, if I remember correctly, when I went upstairs that day, it was probably his wife's woman who was dragging me. He came out of his house with a suitcase. Although he chased him out, but before he spoke, the woman yelled 'I can't stand it for a moment', if that sentence is not about him, but Lou Neighbors on..."

Did you choose to kill at this time so that I could find the body?In this way, I, who was frightened, would most likely not live in it. The house that became a haunted house could not be sold or rented out, and there would be no noise from the upper floors...Is that so?

Ms. Sato nodded: "I understand. I will investigate. You can go back and have a good rest. I will call you if you have any questions. Remember to contact me if you think of anything."

I responded, and Miss Sato quickly ran away.

I turned to the boy next to me, "Football boy, thank you for discovering the body instead of me, I hope you didn't leave a psychological shadow on you."

Bitter... Although I was not the one who found the body, it left me with a serious psychological shadow.

"No." The boy replied, "My name is Kudo Shinichi——if I could come earlier, I might have a chance to save them."

Although I would like to say that it is lucky that he broke into a room with such a high carbon monoxide concentration and was not poisoned, but I didn't want to dampen his enthusiasm for saving lives, so I wanted to say goodbye to him after chatting for a few more words.

As a result, his eyes stayed on Ley's face, and he asked them if they had met somewhere before.

And Ley raised his eyebrows, "Maybe."

It's not an admission or a denial, it's ambiguous as if I don't want to be found out by me who is sensitive to lies.

I don't care too much, I only have two things on my mind now, one is that the new home has lost a lot of money, and the other is that I have nowhere to go now, and every thought of it makes me feel out of breath.

When I got back in the car, I wrote a quick email to report the situation to Rum while Ley made suggestions.

"My current residence is quite big, and the Internet speed is also very fast. I can lend you a room without paying my rent. When you don't want me to disturb you, I can pretend that I don't exist."

Eh……

I seem to be a little excited.

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So now I live with people.

Although I was still a little bit resistant, I reluctantly agreed after seeing the room and confirming that the door could be locked and the rent was not required to be paid.

By the way, the cohabitant is not Ley, but another whiskey Scotch.He is also a rookie sniper who just got his code name. He is about the same age as Bourbon, and he looks gentle and homely.

Rum said that he planned to put Bourbon Rye and Scotland together on missions, and asked me to give Scotland an aptitude test first, and then I would be required to go on missions with their team, probably as a monitor.

Thinking about the fact that there is no salary for this report writing job, and thinking that in a few days I will help burn the bodies that died in my house, great sadness hit me, which made my already moist, red and swollen eye sockets worse.

"Ugh... I don't want to do it anymore..."

"So angry... why did you kill someone in my house, why did you want me to find the body..."

"Why did this happen to me..."

"Sentence the prisoner to death quickly and let me cremate him...I want to roast him on a low fire to make him crispy on the outside and tender on the inside, damn it!"

Scotland, who still doesn't know my official job, but suddenly has a strange cohabitant, sits on the sofa opposite me and hesitates to speak. After a while, he suddenly gets up and leaves the living room without a word.

Have I been hated... But I can't control it. Girls always burst into tears and cry. At this time, even if you don't pass a tissue, you can't hate her...

Damn, it seems even more sad...

The phone vibrated, and it was a call from Bourbon. I coughed twice and adjusted my voice to make it sound less like a cry. After I connected, I wiped away my tears in a panic.

"……What's up?"

"The voice is so hoarse, are you sick? Or are you crying?"

Woohoo bourbon!

"Crying, woo, what do you want me to do?"

"Because I heard that you are going to live with Scotland, I found his information and sent it to you by email. Is it convenient for you to use the computer later?"

"It's ok... woo boben, you're the best..."

The person on the other side seemed to sigh, and the voice sounded helpless: "I thought you would live with Ley, didn't he mention it?"

"He did, but Rum asked me to live here and write an observation report for Scotland... and I didn't date Rye, that bastard was still laughing when I cried..."

I sobbed twice, looked in the direction where Scotland disappeared, and lowered my head.When my mood fluctuates violently, my heart will become very fragile. If it is normal, I will not care about being hated.

"He left before I introduced myself to Scotland, am I being hated by him... woo..."

Bourbon on the phone fell silent, and for a moment the only sound in the room was my fading sobbing.

"I don't hate you."

Suddenly there was a sound overhead.

I raised my head in a daze, and saw Scotland standing in front of me in an apron, with a cup of hot tea and a towel in his hand.

"Don't your eyes hurt?" He handed me a cold towel, and put the tea on the table, with a gentle and patient tone as if he was trying to comfort a crying child because his parents didn't buy him toys, "Cold compresses will be better."

"……Um."

"Is your throat uncomfortable too? I made tea that is good for throat recovery. The taste may be a bit strange. Please be patient."

"……Um."

"Now I'm going to make dinner. Is there anything you want to eat or can't eat? Also, I will leave the living room for a while, but I don't mean to avoid you."

"Well...it's all right, no."

"That's good."

As he spoke, he smiled.

"Would you like to introduce yourself now? Or wait until you've calmed down?"

I licked my dry lips, looked up at him, and tears welled up in my eyes again.

"...I'm Mello, I...I work in a funeral home..."

His tenderness is too deadly, I am afraid that I will take advantage of the situation and say the words of confession.

"Well, if any of your relatives or friends die, send them to our funeral home, I, I can give you a discount..."

Scotland laughed: "Okay."

"There is also an urn as a gift, and you can also pick up the ashes on your behalf."

"……it is good."

"When you kill extra people and don't know how to dispose of the corpses, you can also send them to me. There is no charge for organizing work... oh, white jobs..."

Scotland sighed faintly and knelt down in front of me.

"If that happens, I'll pay for it."

"……Really?"

"Well, really, it's a deal." He looked me in the eyes and said sincerely, "So don't cry anymore."

Bourbon hung up the phone at some point. I put a towel over my eyes, and when I heard Scotland's footsteps gradually leaving the living room, the corners of my mouth, which had been downcast, finally turned up a little.

The author says:

Bourbon: Hello, you know [pointing and pointing]

Ley: Hello, [pointing and pointing]

Mello: Hello, yes [ready to call mom]

感谢在2022-04-0323:48:51~2022-04-0419:35:45期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~

Thanks to the little angel who irrigated the nutrient solution: 1 bottle of silent rice ball;

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard! ?