The thief girl wants to buy a home in Rice Flower

Bob is such a nice guy.

The handsome young man with blond hair and black skin stood next to me who fell to the ground and didn't speak for a full minute, which made me wonder if he really didn't understand Japanese. When he was about to get up as if nothing happened, he Kneeling down halfway, there was a smile in the clear pupils.

"Suicide? Touching porcelain? Or hitchhiking?"

The corner of my mouth twitched almost inaudibly, "...take a ride."

His smile widened, he held out a hand to me, pulled me out of the snow, and led me back to his car.

"It's a very creative way to stop the car, but to be on the safe side, I don't recommend you try it again. And the mobile phone signal is restored, you can call a tow truck for your car."

...Did he notice it when he passed my car in front?

"Thank you, it was a great help." I rubbed my frozen hands in the warm car, and let out a long sigh of relief, "I'll call right away, but I'm in a hurry today, I guess I'll ask them to come back tomorrow...you Where are you going? The direction of this road is Saitama, if you also go to Qitama, can you send me directly to the destination, of course I will pay for it. "

"There's no need for a reward, but to meet your boyfriend?"

"How come——unless that guy looks as good as you, he will definitely be single for ten years." I curled my lips and complained, "He's a newcomer to the company, he seems to be a little older than me. Before officially joining the company, my boss asked me to make an appointment with him. As a result, he appointed this evening. Obviously, the range of options is so wide, and he completely ignored the possibility of me having a date on such an important day as a senior...Damn it! I Curse him for being single for at least another 20 years!"

The young man chuckled because of my tone, and the corners of his mouth curled up even more, "I didn't have time to ask just now, what should I call you?"

"Minghe tangerine, how about you?"

"Bourbon."

"Oh... eh?"

The smile suddenly froze.

Three seconds later, the blond young man stepped on the brakes, turned around and returned the same way after confirming the road conditions, he was indifferent to my surprised expression, and seemed not to feel that it was a shocking thing for me to expose my identity in front of me who had not declared myself, especially I just cursed him in his face.

"It seems that there is no need to move on, Melo, you should also be looking forward to watching tonight's good show."

The young man still had a gentle expression and tone, but it gave me a completely different feeling from before, as if he had switched another personality, suddenly changing from vodka to gin.

"You mean Kaitou M?" I tilted my head blankly, "Are you paying attention to this matter?"

"It's not just me, everyone in the organization should be very concerned." He said meaningfully, "What kind of daring thief would target Gin's car and openly issue a warning letter."

It's over, I'm starting to panic a bit now.

I blinked innocently: "Gin's car is very expensive, isn't it normal to take risks for money?"

Could it be that this car was actually given to him by the big BOSS, representing his reputation and status?I have never heard of such a thing.

"Knowing Gin's code name and mailing address is enough for him to believe that this bold thief is a traitor in the organization." As he spoke, the blond young man glanced at me, "I originally asked you to meet in Saitama because I wanted to talk to you. This matter has nothing to do with it, but since we met in advance, why don't we find a suitable position together and see how the situation develops with our own eyes."

I am stupid.

I was careless.

It was completely unexpected that Gin's code name and mailing address were confidential matters.

Sure enough, I don't know how to play tactics, and I am not far-sighted enough. I can only see one thing or one enemy in front of me.In the final analysis, my previous teacher was not comprehensive enough in teaching, and he was the head teacher of the college even though he didn't have a teacher qualification certificate, but he was really strong and handsome.

I don't know if my lovely juniors rescued him later, and I don't know if they will accidentally find my body in the enchantment... It's beside the point.

"Is this a date invitation?" I asked.

"Whatever you think—"

"Then I refuse. If I don't make an appointment in advance, it will be difficult to find a vacant seat tonight except for fast food restaurants, or even fast food restaurants. Tonight is Christmas Eve full of love atmosphere. Please take me home. In return, I can Treat you to dinner."

After I finished speaking, I felt that it is not good to expose my home address to my colleagues.

But it seems that I don't need to worry too much. After all, I will have hundreds of millions in my account, and I will be able to move to a new house soon. It will not matter if the address of the rented apartment is exposed.

Bourbon accepted my offer.

According to the information given to me by Rum, Bourbon is specialized in intelligence in the organization. The source of the information is unknown but they are all accurate. In the future, there may be times when you need to ask him to help with the investigation. Being able to establish a good relationship now is to pave the way for the future.

And he is really handsome, with a super nice face, I like it very much.

"One more question." I asked curiously, "When did you know my identity?"

"At first," he replied.

"Before I came, I investigated you and saw your photo."

……hateful!Why did the information that Rum gave me only have the code name mailbox and two lines of text introduction!Not even his real name!

The car stopped near my car, I marked the location on the map, and called the towing company to explain the location.The other side said that if it is not an emergency, I can only come here tomorrow. Fortunately, the money I paid for the insurance before was in place, and the car can be delivered directly to my door.

"Sure enough, you can talk about anything if you have money..." I hung up the phone with a long sigh, and reported my address to Bourbon, "Thank you, I will praise you more in the "Bourbon Observation Report."

"...observation report?"

"You should know, my task is to observe you. Anyway, the oral description has to be written, which is no different from writing a report. And I don't want to talk to Rumdo, the electronic voice he uses always gives me a feeling of being in and trying to control The illusion of evil AI dialogue in the world."

Bourbon raised his eyebrows: "Rum also uses electronic sounds to you? I thought you were trusted by him."

"Don't pick things up. Believe it or not, anyway, I think it's good. The less you know, the less likely you will be silenced." I sighed, "If you give me another chance, I won't even have Gin's face. Do not want to know."

Half an hour later, the car parked in the parking lot downstairs of my house. I took the new colleague I just met into the apartment building, and said hello to the female neighbor who just went out and looked like she was going on a date. The latter showed a teasing smile , but nothing was said, which made me want to explain but couldn't find the entry point.

"Who was that just now?"

"The neighbor who lives next door is a criminal police officer from the Metropolitan Police Department. Come in, the house is quite messy. I was preparing for the civil service exam before, but I haven't cleaned it up since I failed the exam."

I pushed the stack of books in the hallway to the corner, leaving room for guests to come in, and then rushed into the living room, stacking one book after another and stacking it aside.

Bourbon gave me plenty of time to tidy up before coming in with his coat in his arms, "Civil servant?"

"Well, I originally wanted to enter the police... why did you show that expression, don't I look like a top student?"

Second answer: "It's really not like it."

hateful!

"I'm going to write in my report 'Bourbon is fatally flawed in normal communication with young women'! "

"...Are you still a primary school student?"

"You know as little as a schoolboy, you're not even as good as a schoolboy."

After a brief confrontation, Bourbon put down his jacket and raised his hands in a gesture of surrender, "I was wrong, I take back that sentence."

"Hmph~ For the sake of your pretty face, I forgive you."

·

About an hour later, I sent Bourbon out, and he also took two packaged and useless reference books to help me put them away at a nearby recyclable waste storage spot.

Before that, he helped me tidy up the sundries in the living room and the entrance, and he didn't raise any objection to the quick-frozen fried rice I took out of the refrigerator, and said that if he had the opportunity next time, he would invite me back at the store in Ginza.

Bob is such a nice guy.

I want to praise him more in the report.

Well, now that the official work is over, the private work with high income should also be prepared——

·

At [-]:[-] in the evening, under the guidance of the small map in the brain provided by the system, I arrived near Gin's classic car.

It is said to be nearby, but it is actually the roof of a high-rise building where you can see the whole situation.

The target's car is parked in the open-air parking lot, and Gin is mostly sitting in the car—I seem to suddenly understand the reason why the system said "hosting a demon". Isn't Gin a demon?Although he's off now.

There are no police officers nearby, so it is impossible for Qin Jiu to call the police, but there are at least three groups of snipers, and Qin Jiu should be fully armed...but the greater the risk, the higher the reward.

[The countdown is 3 minutes, please transform the host as soon as possible. 】

After this reminder sounded in my mind, I froze for a moment, and then asked belatedly, "How to transform?"

[In order to save copyright fees, the transformation device and related weapons are not provided free of charge, and the transformation steps are simplified. Please jump from a high place while reading the transformation words. 】

Then the quite shameful transformation words went through my mind.

For a few seconds, I wanted to give up on this task, especially after I pulled on the railing and looked down.

In this materialistic world, the only result of jumping off a building is not a handsome superhero appearance, but immediate death.

But...he gave too much.

"System, are you sure it's okay for me to jump down?" I asked very seriously, "How about I exchange for a haystack first, even if I can't transform, I can still achieve the leap of faith, at least I won't die unexpectedly."

[Whether you choose to exchange for "Haystack", the price is 100 million points, the current point balance is zero, the deposit balance is [-] million yen, and the exchange ratio is [-]:[-]. 】

"Are you trying to grab it? No change, no change! I will jump myself!"

Jump and jump, former conjurer mafia ninja Reaper's original superpower is fearless!

"Jean d'Arc, please lend me your strength—"

I am falling.

But the body is as light as the wind.

"Strong and earnest, invincible and beautiful, spirit and courage—"

I was glowing, a very girlish pink glow.

It's not exactly free fall.

It seems that during the transformation, the coefficient of air friction and the coefficient of gravity are balanced, and the speed no longer increases, so the speed when landing is not fast, which is similar to jumping down two steps.

I looked down at my red and white magical girl costume, and raised my hand to tug on my golden double ponytail curls.After a brief hesitation, I gave up my elegance and beauty as a phantom thief, and put on a mask that covered most of my face for the safety of my life.

By the way, I suddenly thought of a question...

"If I jump from a very, very high building, such as jumping from the top of the sky tree, and the transformation is completed when I fall halfway, then am I—"

[The host is requested to purchase insurance in advance. 】

"Who does the insurance cover, Gin?"

[The system can collect it for the host. 】

"roll."

The author says:

·The source of the transformation is the original work of "Kamikaze Joan of Arc", the original sentence is "Strong 気に本気, InvincibleにSu敵, Yuan気と永気"

There are several translated versions, I chose the simplest literal translation

The appearance of Mikan after transformation is the beautiful girl with twin ponytails on the cover, although most of the time she will wear a mask when she moves x?