First Love[BTS]

"I've watched a lot of videos of removing fish scales, so I have decades of experience in killing fish." Min Qianjie fished out a salmon from the bucket, holding a knife in his right hand, "This is it."

"We—" Before Min Qianjie could finish his sentence, the fish in his hand broke free suddenly, and flew into the sky with a flick of its tail.The tail flicked on Min Qianjie's left face, making a crisp sound.

"..."

The three people who were peeling garlic at the dining table, Kim Namjoon who was sitting on the small round table writing songs, Kim Seokjin and Min Yoongi who were handling shrimp, and Tian Jungkook who was holding up a camera to take close-ups all looked over, and the air froze for a moment.

Three seconds later, the room burst into laughter.

Min Qianjie's eyes were filled with physiological tears, and after realizing it, he threw down the knife and jumped behind Min Yoongi, who was trembling with laughter, and almost lost his voice: "Fake corpse!"

Pain was secondary, and Min Qianjie was indeed frightened.

Min Yoongi laughed until his stomach ached: "Who told you it was dead?"

Min Qianjie leaned against the wall to calm down, feeling his face was wet.He stretched out his hand to touch it only to find that the left cheek was covered with cold water and the right cheek was covered with warm water. It took him a long time to realize: "Am I crying?"

Jin Shuozhen has already knelt down with a smile.Park Jimin and Jung Ho-seok also rolled from their chairs to the ground, only Jungkook's hand was still steady, and he recorded this scene perfectly while laughing.

Min Yoongi washed his hands, and then greeted Min Qianjie: "Come here, close your eyes."

Min Qianjie bent down and approached the sink, Min Yoongi reached out to help him wash his face, and then wiped the water drops with toilet paper.

"Don't move, let me take a look," Min Yoongi turned Min Qianjie's face straight with one hand, and stroked a faint red mark on his left cheek with the thumb of his right hand, "Why is it so easy to leave marks on your face?"

"Nonsense, I'll let Yu also slap you." Min Qianjie took a picture of his hand and found the nearest fixed lens to take a photo. "Fortunately, it's not very popular."

When there was a mess here, Kim Taehyung had already caught the fish and waited for a long time: "Brother, what should I do with this fish?"

"Shoot it out first," Min Yoongi found a video, instructing Kim Taehyung to put the fish on the chopping board, then put the knife under the water and rush, then turned to look at Min Qianjie, "Are you coming?"

"No," Min Qianjie took a step back unconsciously, "Ten years is not too late for a gentleman to take revenge."

[So this is why you used it to cook a bowl of the hottest water boiled fish alone?

【[The dead fish suddenly started attacking me gif.]】

【Help me, I will really be laughed to death by Min Qianjie】

【That slap is really crisp, hahahahahahahahahaha】

[I went back and watched this passage sixteen times]

[Other people's reactions are so funny, fuck it, I'm really a real teammate hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha]

[How can the third brother not spoil Min Yoongi and Kim Taehyung? When everyone else is watching a joke, one wipes his face and the other catches fish]

[But these two are also the ones who laugh the loudest [cover your mouth and cry jpg.]]

[This is the first time that the second brother smiles so happily in front of the camera [See my best friend, my unlucky self jpg.]]

[The first reaction of being frightened is to hide behind Yoongi, whoever caught it hard]

[This original soundtrack originally came from here, your sister Mi can really cut out anything [thumbs jpg.]]

【"Come here, close your eyes." "Don't move." "Why is XX so easy to leave a mark?"】

【save……】

[Video material of the midnight scene of the second sister-in-law and Jiusaner [嘿嘿咲味jpg.]]

[Qianjie’s face is really small [Cover your mouth and cry jpg.], I’m not saying, his face and Yoongi’s hands are really a bit astringent—the key point is that his eye sockets and face are red[ Nosebleed jpg.], why don't you save me, Esim...]

[There is a wife who drew a picture [picture jpg.][picture jpg.][picture jpg.], searched @我和短攻 in vb and reconciled (there is no connotation of Min Yoongi)]

[I Zhuo this name hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha]

[I'm back, the question now is, how can I let Min Yoongi see these pictures? 】

[He still needs to look at these pictures when people are by his side?Why do you think he knew that Qianjie's body was prone to imprint? 】

【myg: [It's all the leftover jpg.]】

[Damn Min Yoongi's hand is really suitable for doi...[Nosebleed jpg.]]

[This picture and the picture of Xiaoguo holding Qianjie's waist and lifting him up from the water are full of sexual tension [Cover your mouth and cry jpg.]]

[I really hope that the two of them will quarrel a little more. Even dozens of floors are the pictures of the two under the box.

"I decided to wait until they finish the fish fillets before going in." Min Qianjie backed out with lingering fear, walked to Tian Jungkook and took his video camera, "Give it to me, you go and help them."

Tian Jungkook took out his phone and opened the Youtube to find the video of killing fish: "Wait a minute."

"Okay, now we see Brother Youseokjin, Brother Yoongi, and Brother Jungkook who are handling the fish," Min Qianjie held up the camera to take pictures of them one by one, "Why are they called Brothers because they helped me avenge myself."

Jin Shuozhen resisted: "Shouldn't you give me a proper promotion?"

Min Qianjie was as good as he was, and immediately changed his words: "Good Uncle Jin."

Min Yoongi raised the knife in his hand and dropped it, smiling helplessly.

Min Qianjie gave Min Yunqi a close-up: "What's wrong, Uncle Min?"

Min Yoongi was stunned for a moment, then laughed so hard that he couldn't hold the knife steadily.

"Okay, let's go in and do it." Min Yoongi peeled off the bone of the last fish neatly, and then put a bowl in front of Min Qianjie, "This is the one that beat you, and I specially separated it. "

Min Qianjie looked at the sliced ​​pale pink fish in the bowl, and gave Min Yoongi a hug involuntarily.

Min Yoongi tilted his head: "How is it?"

"You're so handsome." Min Qianjie patted him on the back, "If I were a girl, I would already be getting my household registration book."

The author has something to say:

It's my mother's birthday today, I'm busy going out to buy flowers and cakes, sorry for the short time