Filling airborne [entertainment]

Zhang Yuwen was once a handsome movie star when he was young. Fast forward 20 years, and now he is wearing a white towel around his neck, a straw hat with sunshade, big slippers on his feet, and a kitchen knife in one hand, as if he is not alone.

He used the back of his knife to support the oversized brim of his hat, and swept the six people up and down in a circle full of senior authority. He obviously had a calm attitude, but it made people want to stand at attention involuntarily.

"Oh, here?"

[Holding the brim of the hat with the back of a knife... that's too tough, Brother Guang, you deserve it (looks back)

[This big brother's aura hahahaha, brother Guang is on the body again]

[Enough of you 2333, our teacher Zhang has not only played the famous role of Young and Dangerous Boy, but also played many roles, okay! ]

After Zhou Yubai moved the suitcase over the threshold, he also brought Lin Xiangbei's suitcase in.

Bian Nan, who fell at the end, walked up the steps, thinking that the captain would do him a favor, but when he looked up, he saw the backs of his teammates walking into the yard——

Bian Nanyi's Erkang stopped in mid-air awkwardly: "..."

[Debuted for a year, come back and still be bullied by the group (the soul of the group is still there, good ye (doge)

[Xiao Bian:? hello? ? ]

"Teacher Wang Enran, teacher Zhang Yuwen."

"Hi teachers—"

Temporarily leaving the suitcase in the corner of the courtyard, the members first greeted the two teachers.

At this moment, Zhang Yuwen was sharpening his knife, while Wang Enran was sitting in the gazebo built in the courtyard, pouring the boiled tea.

In order to let the guests feel the rural life more thoroughly, the stove in the yard was even built by the first wave of guests and Zhang Yuwen himself.

Zhang Yuwen paused as he sharpened his knife, as if he suddenly remembered something: "Oh, by the way, who is the one who repeated the order twice just now?"

NebulaX showed an extraordinary team spirit at this moment.

The five people took a step back silently at the same time, leaving Bian Nanyi unaware of the danger coming, and raised his hand happily: "I, I, teacher, it's me."

Zhou Yubai: "It's him."

Lin Xiangbei: "..."

Quan Zhe: This idiot.

Zhang Yuwen frowned deeply, let out a long "Oh", and continued to sharpen his knife rhythmically like a cold-faced killer.

[What strange group soul hahahahahaha]

[Xiao Bian, go all the way_(:з」∠)_]

As soon as Bian Nan looked around, he found everything new.Wang Enran was a very Buddhist type with a good temper, so when he beckoned for a few people to drink tea, Bian Nanyi completely relaxed his vigilance and was the first to finish drinking the tea.

After watching Bian Nan drink it all with a smile, Wang Enran said kindly, "Little Bian, right? Since you drank tea, why don't you do me a favor?"

Bian Nan nodded without thinking: "Okay, okay!"

Wang Enran smiled slightly, and pointed the palm leaf fan in a certain direction: "Then I will trouble you. I have to chop all the firewood there, thank you for your hard work."

Bian Nan turned around——

The firewood piled up like a hill to an unbelievable height, and a sharp ax was stuck on the stake not far away, waiting quietly for him to use it.

The BGM sounded like a bolt from the blue, and it was Sarasate's "Song of the Wanderer".

The tragic sound of the violin, combined with all the super close-up eyes of Nannan above, the picture faded into black and white.

Bian Nanyi stammered in disbelief: "All, all?"

Wang Enran smiled like a Maitreya Buddha: "Well, don't worry, there are enough tea tubes. It can take as long as you want, don't worry, take your time."

Bian Nanyi: "..."

[HAHAHAHAHA laughs out]

[This is really my favorite part hahahahaha]

[No matter how many times you listen to this bgm, it is still a good god 233333]

Bian Nanyi turned his head stiffly to look at his teammates, trying to seek off-court assistance, but his teammates looked at the world, only Wan Bai still looked at him gently, and said empathetically, "Little Bian."

Bian Nanyi's eyes lit up, and there was a trace of anticipation: "Yeah! Brother Wan Bai, you want to help—"

Wan Bai said sincerely: "Remember to change into clothes that are convenient for activities, and wear a sun hat by the way."

Wang Enran on the side continued to exert force: "Don't worry, there are all of them. In the back room, in the cupboard on the right. When changing clothes, there is no camera in the bathroom."

Bian Nanyi: "..."

He walked towards the inner room with heavy steps.

As soon as the camera turned, the bgm immediately changed its painting style 180 degrees. It was paired with a very dreamy idol drama episode, and even added a filter with pink bubbles like a spring breeze blowing on the face——

A chubby British shorthair kitten was rubbing around Lin Xiangbei's calf, its fluffy head rubbed against Lin Xiangbei enjoying it, and looked up at him curiously with round eyes.

The audience who didn't know Lin Xiangbei saw the boy with a light-faced ceiling lowered his head and was startled when he saw the little cat. He squatted down and gently scratched the cat's chin with his hands, and said with a smile: "Hello ah."

[A! w! s! l——! ! ! ! ]

[Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooole(lose language system ing]

[Why is there only Meow Meow, where did Wang Wang go! qwq]

[Speaking of which, I have always wanted to ask the person who named them why they named the two cats Miaomiao and Wangwang respectively. Shouldn’t they be called Miaomiao and Mimi? [Confusion.jpg]]

[Even kittens know how to look at faces! (Pointing and pointing) Meow Meow immediately took a fancy to our new NebulaX facade 2333333, the best-looking two-legged beast!It’s too voodoo, too voodoo, even a cat can’t move its legs when it sees it (bushi]

[For a while, I don’t know whether to envy Beibei who can get meow meow, or meow meow QAQ who can get meow meow]

[Let go of that Bei—no, let go of that cat—no (system in chaos]

[draws sword and looks around in a daze]

[Holy shit, the close-up view is amazing, what is the name of this little brother, fans quickly popularize it! ! ]

[Little cat and Beibei, my heart is soft, woo woo, woo woo]

Lin Xiangbei rubbed the kitten's head. This British shorthair was chubby and round, with round eyes and a round head. He squinted his eyes comfortably with the way he stroked the cat.

Zhou Yubai, who was on the side, was very happy to see Lin Xiangbei stroking the cat. He squatted down and looked at the kitten seriously, trying to reach out and touch the kitten's head.

Seeing that Zhou Yubai wanted to touch him, Lin Xiangbei withdrew his hand, pointed in the direction of the kitten, and motioned the kitten to look at him.

So the kittens turned their heads, one person and one cat stared at each other, Zhou Yubai solemnly stretched out his hand, hesitantly and slowly moved towards Meow Meow——

However, just before he touched the kitten, the British short shrank its head back, raised its paw at the same time, and frightened Zhou Yubai with its cat fist.

Zhou Yu, who was rejected, stopped in mid-air with blank hands: "...?"

[Meow: What are you doing, don’t come here! ! ]

[Hahahahahaha Zhou Yubai who was so strong all his life but despised by cats: . ]

[Why hahahaha how could it be so hahahaha]

[Okay, Miaomiao can see through it at a glance, this is a dog-like two-legged beast with a firm heart [shaking head.jpg]]

[Maybe it's because Zhou Bai has the breath of an Alaskan dog(?)]

[Yeah, the captain is really determined to be a dog, why does he want to lick us this time, meow meow, strange things]

Zhou Yubai's expression remained unchanged, obviously still expressionless, but somehow he could detect a trace of indistinct doubt.

So Lin Xiangbei, who also didn't quite understand, tentatively stretched out his hand again. The chubby kitten looked at him with its head tilted, and took the initiative to lean over and rub its head affectionately.

Lin Xiangbei is very gentle and happy to lick the cat x2.

He withdrew his hand and signaled Zhou Yubai to try again.

So Zhou Yubai slowed down a little this time, and stretched out his hand towards the kitten - he got the warning x2 of Meow Meow Punch.

Zhou Yubai: "..."

Lin Xiangbei rubbed his head again, and Zhou Yubai tried again, but the kitten slapped his face with a meat pad unhappily.

In the later stage, it was really very good. It was fixed in Zhou Yubai's expression of doubting life after being pasted, and made N emoticons.

[Zhou Yubai: We are different, everyone has a different situation——]

[Sisters took a screenshot, come and get a copy, next time Zhou Bai post on Weibo, I will take the picture to grab the front row hahahahahaha]

[Duo bamboo shoots, save some food for the giant panda! ]

[Zhou Bai: Ah Bei and I are about to spend two days and one night with the wronged double standard cat]

[I suspect that Miaomiao was pierced by Bian Nan, who was thrown away by the captain just now, to take revenge on the captain [doge]]

Zhang Yuwen finished work, looked at Lin Xiangbei and said, "Miao Miao likes you."

The evaluation of Zhou Yubai was skipped.

He glanced at the time and said to the members: "Go ahead and change into clothes that are easy to move around. There are straw hats in the room, it's best to wear them, the sun is very poisonous."

The five people changed their clothes and came out, completely changed——

Metamorphosis of Country Boy.

I saw Zhou Yubai, the exquisite captain, wearing a straw hat with a large brim, walking out with the pockets of his shorts, putting on the prepared waterproof boots, and pushing the sunglasses.

The sunglasses hadn't been worn for more than five seconds before they were taken off by Lin Xiangbei who followed him, and he calmly said in a low voice, "Mr. Zhang is watching."

Zhou Yubai: "...Okay."

[Hahahahaha Zhou Bai's stubbornness towards fashion is not as sharp as Zhang Yuwen's teacher]

[Why does it feel like Zhou Bai listens to Lin Bei so much 233333]

[Zhou Bai who pushed the sunglasses a moment ago: Daddy is so cool.Zhou Bai whose sunglasses were confiscated the next moment: Okay (inexplicably honest.jpg)]

[Suddenly seems to have a vision of Zhou Bai who is afraid of his wife in the future (eyes shift)]

[What handsome guy becomes a funny character in seconds 233333]

Five boys with plain makeup, wearing short-sleeved/sleeveless tops, waterproof boots and big straw hats, stood side by side at the door, watching Bian Nanyi who was chopping firewood in a hurry.

Zhang Yuwen clapped his hands and stood up: "Come and help after changing."

He saw that everyone had changed into waterproof boots, and he couldn't help frowning: "You don't need to change them all, just two people will do. Two will go with Mr. Wang to plant seedlings and pick vegetables, and one will go with me to the market to buy pork belly to help carry." The ingredients, the two stay to help Bian Nan chop firewood."

Hearing Bian Nan's sudden turn back at the end, he was moved to tears.

It turned out that Teacher Zhang Yuwen only looked fierce, but he was actually a very nice person!He won't really let him chop wood by himself.

[Knife Mouth Tofu Heart 233333]

[Occasional gentleness of the big devil, heart sniper]

[Five silly hahahaha, why are you all wearing waterproof boots]

However, not long after Bian Nan was moved, he saw Zhang Yuwen frowned and looked at him, glanced at his finished product during this period, and complained with disgust: "With his speed of chopping firewood, it's dark and everyone Can't even eat."

Bian Nanyi silently looked at the sky, weeping against the wind: "..."

……what.

So it was because of this that the teacher asked two people to help.

However, it seems that what the teacher said is also true.

[I'm embarrassed for Xiao Bian hahahaha]

[Zhang Yuwen: Fucking every day broke my heart]

In the end, it took the members 2 minutes to make a decision. Zhou Yubai and Lin Xiangbei were with Teacher Wang Enran, Ji Xuxi went down the mountain with Teacher Zhang Yuwen, and Quan Zhe and Wan Bai helped chop firewood.

To go down the mountain, you can borrow a neighbor's electric tricycle, otherwise it would be a long way, and if you climb halfway up the mountain with your things, Zhang Yuwen will go on strike.

This is the result of their struggle with the program group.

Leaving three people to look after the yard, Zhang Yuwen looked suspiciously at Quan Zhe and the others, and said solemnly: "I hope this yard will still be there when I come back."

Bian Nanyi: "...no teacher, unless there is a tornado—"

Zhang Yuwen interrupted him expressionlessly: "Don't set up such a flag. Have you never heard of it? There really was a precedent for a tornado passing by here, although it was 30 years ago."

Bian Nan was dumbfounded and was about to break out in a cold sweat: "...What? Really?"

Zhang Yuwen turned around and walked out: "Guess."

[Bian Nanyi: Where is the promised senior (cold wind blows)]

[Zhang Yuwen stop your behavior of scaring children hahahahaha]

[What are you talking nonsense about Zhang Yuwen hahahaha]

[Xiao Bian: Is it still too late to pray now]

Lin Xiangbei and Zhou Yubai took the panniers handed over by Wang Enran, put on sunscreen sleeves, and walked up the mountain with seedlings in their hands.

It was Aidou who came here. In just a few minutes, the aerial photography from a distance perfectly integrated into the local farmers.

Wang Enran was less than forty years old and in good health, so he walked ahead and led the way, and he was still walking fast and fast.

He has a very peaceful personality, giving people a feeling of spring breeze, and he is teaching Lin Xiangbei and Zhou Yubai a little common sense of farming along the way.

There are also some jokes and interesting things that have been made before.

"There is a lake near here. If you have time after work, you can go there to rest and enjoy the scenery."

Lin Xiangbei thought for a while and asked, "Can I go fishing?"

Wang Enran smiled: "Yes, it's quite big. There is a fishing rod in the house, and I can take you there tomorrow."

Zhou Yubai looked at Lin Xiangbei, who was carrying a basket on his back, looking very leisurely: "Have you ever fished before?"

"Yes." There are gaps in the straw hat, like hollow patterns, and light and shadow hit his face, peaceful and gentle, "But the last time was a long time ago."

The camera pictures captured this journey beautifully.

The ratings and webcast hits of "Eat Well Today" have always been high, because of the slow-paced pastoral life of healing, everyone can slow down and chat, the wind blows the brim of the straw hat gently, the sun It sprinkles on the green trees like waves like floating light and gold, tranquil and warm, and every frame is as beautiful as a picture scroll.

Three meals a day, cooking smoke scattered in the wind, is the smell of fireworks in the world.

The shadows of the trees are whirling, and the waves on the lake are distant and gentle. These details of life will always be a place that can move people's hearts.

The jaw-dropping food, the scorching hot sun, lovely guests and two resident teachers, it is no surprise that they have been creating the highest ratings in prime time.

[so good.Seeing this, I feel that life is really full of beauty]

[I've been taking screenshots, the way Xiaolin wearing a straw hat is smiling towards Zhou Bai, it's so healing—the new screensaver get woooo, it's a good medicine to cure the unhappiness in my life]

[As if charging, I have to say that NebulaX is really good at picking variety shows, and the quality of every show I participate in is guaranteed, which makes people feel very comfortable! ]

There is a paddy field in the mountains.

Wang Enran began to roll up his trouser legs. Even though he was wearing waterproof boots, he still tried to avoid getting his clothes on. The program crew did not provide a washing machine, and had to wash by hand, so it was troublesome to get mud on them.

He motioned Zhou Yubai and Lin Xiangbei to watch his demonstration, and gradually found the place where he didn't end last time, and continued to start.

The seedlings were planted neatly, row by row, which fit Zhou Yubai's obsessive-compulsive disorder.

[It can be seen with the naked eye that Zhou Bai is happy hahahahaha]

[Weird knowledge has increased - if you want to confess to Zhou Yubai, will the roses also be arranged in a square shape, which will increase the chance of success? [dog head.jpg]]

Lin Xiangbei looked at it seriously.

Wang Enran demonstrated two plants, and looked back at the two of them: "Got it? Try it out, it's not difficult."

He suddenly remembered the mistakes made by the previous guests, and reminded him in time: "Ah, by the way, be careful not to fall—"

As soon as Wang Enran finished speaking, he saw Zhou Yubai jumping into the paddy field, then he raised his leg and tried to move forward...but the leg couldn't be pulled out for a while.

The consequences are obvious.

He is tall and has long legs. At this time, I don’t know if it can be regarded as an advantage. Zhou Yubai’s legs are sunk in the paddy field, and he is shaking his arms to maintain his balance. However, no matter how strong his core is, he still loses his composure because of being caught off guard, which is of no avail. ——

Seeing that Zhou Yubai was about to fall face down and forward, one hand firmly and accurately grabbed Zhou Yubai's vest collar.

The picture suddenly freezes at this moment and starts to slow down.

[Oh oh oh oh oh catch catch catch! ! ! ! ]

[The paddy field won't get injured, but it will get covered in mud, Zhou Bai will want to die really ahhhhh qaq]

[If Zhou Bai fell face down, his cleanliness would probably drive him crazy hahahahaha]

[还好有阿北啊啊啊啊啊啊啊看得我心惊肉跳我擦]

However, the audience has forgotten that the later stage of the program will not be slowed down for no reason.

Naturally because of the reversal.

Zhou Yubai's vest cracked under the impact of Lin Xiangbei's desperate grip and the heavy pressure brought by Zhou Yubai's own weight.

Hearing a crisp "tearing" sound, Zhou Yubai's vest split from behind, and then Lin Xiangbei, who suddenly lost his forceful target, fell down due to inertia, stacked on Zhou Yubai's back, and smashed him towards the paddy field down.

Zhou Yubai had no time to react to what happened in a few tenths of a second.

The moment before his face was about to hit the paddy field head-on, he stretched out his arms out of conditioned reflex to support it.

...Averted the tragedy of directly hitting the ground with the face in the mud.

However, in order to help him, Lin Xiangbei lost his focus and fell on Zhou Yubai at the next moment.

The two fell down one after the other in an X-shape.

Lin Xiangbei fell on Zhou Yubai's back. Zhou Yubai's muscles were tense, and he gritted his teeth to keep himself from falling.

Wang Enran: "...My God, are you two alright?"

[I will really laugh at this development and be in a trance]

[Wang Enran: You two are the ones who died before leaving school, right?]

[#Two Geniuses Planting Seedlings for the First Time Turned into a Tragedy of Tearing Clothes#]

[Help ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

[Am I the only one whose eyes are full of my white flesh and body! ! !Sihasha, wow, this muscle line is so fucking amazing! ! ! ]

[Lin is miserable hahaha originally wanted to help, otherwise he might not have fallen down]

[Damn it, no one noticed, Ah Bei fell on Zhou Bai's back, but he still didn't fall, this strength is too awesome...]

[Zhou Bulu is miserable hahahaha Lin Bei who is innocent and wants to help is also miserable hahahaha]

The camera advances, and Zhou Yubai is unable to get up because of the weight of a person on his back.It wasn't because he didn't have enough strength to hold on, but he simply couldn't accept that there was a muddy ground a few centimeters before him, so he gritted his teeth and said, "Get up first."

Lin Xiangbei braced his arms and wanted to get up, but in the muddy paddy field, if his arms tried to use his strength, he would sink even more and couldn't get up.

He tried helplessly to pull his arm out of the paddy field, but he couldn't pull it out without any strength.

Lin Xiangbei was silent for a while, then said in a low voice, "It doesn't seem to work."

Zhou Yubai can actually understand it completely.Because he could feel that this piece of paddy field was like mud, lying on his body, he couldn't get up at all.

[I will never forget this picture (shocking)

[Why is it warm for a while and sand sculpture for a while, hahahahaha I laughed to death, I don’t pay for my life, right]

[Simply the scene of social death hahahahaha]

"..." Wang Enran hurried forward a few steps as quickly as possible, first pulled out Lin Xiangbei's two arms with all his strength, and then carefully helped Lin Xiangbei up.

In the end, Lin Xiangbei and Wang Enran pulled Zhou Yubai out of the ground like a carrot.

The mission had just begun, and Zhou Yubai was already covered in muddy water.Although he held on with all his strength, some mud splashed on his face.

Lin Xiangbei was better, after all, he fell on Zhou Yubai.

Zhou Yubai's torn vest hung in front of him, and he pulled the vest off with trembling hands expressionlessly.

Lin Xiangbei: "Are you okay?"

Zhou Yubai: "..."

[Zhou Bai's vest is actually very expensive hahahaha, it turns out that expensive doesn't mean strong...]

[The brand can't be blamed, they didn't expect that Zhou Bai would wear their clothes to plant rice seedlings 2333333]

[It's the first time I saw my white eight-pack abs...it's amazing, it's amazing...]

[over!beautiful!body!material!Thanks for the broken vest!Thank you Bei! (bushi]

Unexpectedly, Zhou Yubai took three deep breaths and didn't ask to go back to take a bath.

After all, this is work, and Zhou Yubai's tolerance will become higher during work.

He said with a tense expression, "It's okay."

After finishing speaking, he turned to look at Lin Xiangbei carefully: "Are you okay?"

Lin Xiangbei's face remained unchanged, he retracted his twisted wrist, and smiled: "Well, it's okay."