villain daddy's little boy
Chapter 33 The top-notch boy
When Yu Ran and Bai Heng returned to the ice cream shop again, the shop manager was checking Weibo.
He vaguely recognized the unique style and temperament of these two people, as well as their unforgettable voices, so he searched the Internet to avoid mistakes.
The boss listened to it several times, but he still didn't think it was the same. After all, there was a machine between them, and the two of them didn't talk too much, so he couldn't hear the result.
Forget it, meeting is a fate.
Thinking about it, the boss put down the phone in a Buddhist manner.
"Buy ice cream."
A cool voice came from outside, the boss was startled, and only one sentence came out of his mind.
Brother kills me.
Fuck, what is the sequelae of using Weibo!
The boss coughed lightly and stood up, looked out and said, "I'm sorry we don't sell on the first day of business, so we have to..."
The boss's voice stopped, a little surprised, "It's you, it's better not to eat too much ice cream, kids."
It's not that the boss refuses to come to the door for business. Anyway, these two tall and long-legged guys look handsome at first glance, so they are taking advantage of their shop.
But he still likes the two cute children very much, worried that the two young people who look like unreliable novice fathers will not bring cubs, so he still raised his mouth.
Yu Ran stood quietly without saying a word.
Bai Heng coughed lightly, and smiled helplessly, "That's right, my children's ice cream fell on the floor, so I have to come over and buy another one for them."
After he finished speaking, he looked down at the two children, raised their ears one by one, and stroked the chubby boy's head to comfort him: "There will be ice cream soon, are you happy?"
Xixi lowered her head and shook her head, her voice was small: "Zai Zai is happy, but Zai Zai, don't give up hope."
Yu Ran who happened to follow and turned his head: "?"
He looked at the store manager through the sunglasses with a worried expression: "Isn't it just one person? I'll come with him."
What a joke, when did Yu Ran give up hope?
The desire to win and lose in Father Yu's heart instantly made him lose his mind about making salted fish, and directly interrupted the manager's absent-mindedness.
The more the store manager heard it, the more he felt like Yu Ran, but his professionalism allowed him to adjust the equipment in time so that the two of them could take pictures smoothly.
"Which of the two will come first?" The store manager asked warmly.
The two big stars who had made plans early were silent together, then looked at each other, and said in unison: "He goes first!"
This tacit understanding is so good that even the children will be surprised!
But in the end it was Yu Ran who took the lead.
Because if he is the last, but Bai Heng can pass it once, he is afraid that he can't help it, so he will kill Bai Heng dark shark in advance :)
Yu Ran stood in front of the machine, and after confirming that the shop was temporarily deserted, he took off his sunglasses and mask pretending to be calm, and looked at the screen with a slumped face.
I don't know if it's because he hasn't moved, and the machine hasn't appeared to recognize it.
The store manager stared blankly at the young man in front of him, feeling as if he had won a grand prize of 500 million today!
Although wearing a Pikachu jumpsuit that doesn't show off his figure, the young man's fierce irrelevance and slightly sleepy look stand out among the all-Korean version of handsome young men.
You can recognize who this is at a glance, even passers-by who only glanced at it.
The store manager tried hard to find his voice: "Well, Yu...baby daddy, you have to do a little action to let the machine display."
The baby's father, who has never been cute before, lowered his eyelids, and it seemed that the air pressure in his whole body was even lower.
The store manager didn't say a word, and didn't say anything else, Yu Ran's aura was really terrifying.
I could only hear the slightly taller man teasing with a smile, "Little Yu'er, can you do it?"
"I can't do it, but you can?" Yu Ran's mouth was stiff, but he started to move.
He thought about it stiffly, slowly bent his right hand upwards, and gradually bent his two fingers, forming a very distinct... scissors hand.
A big star who dominates the rankings of various music websites all the year round, has a monthly account during the Spring Festival Gala, and has a dynamic conversion of [-] per second, which is almost a household name for a generation of childhood.
At the corner of this shopping mall where people pass by from time to time, in a unique shop that sells cute ice cream, a childish and ordinary scissors hand is raised.
Like a two-meter-eight strong man knitting a sweater, he is curious.
Of course, it's not that this action is curious, it's someone's face and style, paired with this posture, it is very curious.
Yu Ran was so stiff that his back never relaxed. In the eyes behind him that seemed to be real, Yu Ran withdrew his hand forcefully, trying to look calm, "I passed the test."
The man behind sighed: "This machine recognizes too quickly."
It seems to be a pity that the time for this scene to freeze is too short.
Yu Ran's fists hardened when he heard that.
It took a long time for the store manager to realize that he actually saw a strong man compare to scissorhands!
However, the store manager has a keen sense of smell. After smelling the unpleasant smell on Yu Ran, he wisely went to open the freezer and let the child choose ice cream.
"Don't worry," Yu Ran raised his chin towards Bai Heng coolly, "There is one more, take it together."
Store Manager: "Ah yes, there is one more."
He thought for a while and reminded the two big stars: "Baby dad, our privacy protection measures here only protect children."
"I know," Yu Ran frowned, "With such big characters, do you think I'm illiterate?"
The store manager who really felt that they didn't understand the question was silent.
That’s right, his punch card machine is directly marked in big red characters, those who buy ice cream through punch cards, these photos may be used for publicity, and children can request to hide them.
Now that he knew about it, the store manager stopped rushing about his own business, and stood aside obediently, waiting for the second celebrity to take off his sunglasses.
Bai Heng shrugged, and the movement of taking it off was much faster than Yu Ran. He lowered his head slightly, took off one side with one hand, and casually bent his eyes at the punch card machine in front of him.
A pair of beautiful peach blossom eyes are slightly bent, it seems that because of the big eyes, the already bright eyes are bent into a bright little moon.
In addition, the corners of his mouth were raised, and he was recognized by the punch card in an instant, and at the moment of freezing, Bai Heng was given a pass.
Bai Heng quickly put on the mask, without sunglasses, but looked at Yu Ran from the side, his talking eyes seemed to be asking:
That's it?
Yu Ran's fist hardened again.
Bai Heng smoothed his hair just right, "Are we kids in a hurry? Manager, can we choose now?"
The store manager was stunned, and nodded mechanically: "Yes, yes..."
Bai Heng handed the ice cream to Yu Ran, leaned over to pick up the two children, pointed at the freezer and said softly, "What do you want? Or do you want a cone?"
One of the two children chose the Kung Fu Panda-shaped ice cream, the other chose Pikachu, and looked at Bai Heng with wide eyes.
"Okay, we want these two," he said, and said goodbye to the store manager with a smile, "Come, say goodbye to the store manager's uncle."
"Thank you uncle, goodbye uncle!" The two little friends hugged the ice cream they had been thinking about, and even gave the store manager a shallow smile one by one.
The store manager was in a trance, feeling as if he heard himself say: "You're welcome."
He also saw two novice fathers put sunglasses on the children's faces, and one father calmly took pictures of the ice cream and nibbling ice cream for the children, and finally, mercilessly took away the fat child's ice cream.
"Do, what are you doing?" The fat boy jumped up anxiously, "I want to eat, look for, look for big daddy!"
Dad's tone was bad: "Fuck you, treat me like a child?"
"Take them one by one," said the father, knocking the little chubby boy on the head, "I lost it to you again, your father, I don't have a second face to buy for you."
The little chubby cub leaned up to his brother in aggrieved manner, and elongated his tone: "Brother——"
His brother hesitated for a moment, then handed over the ice cream: "Hey, I'll feed you."
The little chubby snorted angrily, "Brother feeds you, it's okay. You know it, but the little daddy just wants to, big daddy! See through you!"
His little dad blushed with anger, "Little bastard, return the ice cream I won."
His eldest dad was fighting with a smile, "Okay, okay, Tong Yan Wuji, our ice cream is almost melting, hurry up and lick it."
What a happy family.
The store manager sighed, he didn't expect that a passer-by like himself would be caught by this dog food.
When he was about to turn his head, he found that there were several girls hiding behind him.
The store manager swallowed: "You are..."
The girls said in unison: "Come check in!"
Store manager: "..."
Star effect, so good?
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Unaware that their disguise was like a layer of transparent plastic bags, the two unskilled big stars, with the tacit understanding of their fans, happily took their children around the shopping mall all day, and even went to the upstairs with a lot of courage. Go to the supermarket to buy various supplies.
In the supermarket, two big stars pushed four carts, two of which were still sitting on their four or five-year-old little ones.
Yiyi is tall and has long legs, and there is a lot of space in the shopping cart, so he has room to use it.
But Xixi can't do it, there are more small stomachs, and it is easy to get stuck in the small stomach.
After trying to put it in for the first time and almost failing to get the cub out, Yu Ran came to his senses and put the chubby cub in the shopping cart.
Xixi hugged the Chinese cabbage his father had just put in, eyes full of confusion: "Why, why don't you take a ride?"
His eldest father didn't change his face: "You are the little ancestor, and your brother is the big ancestor, so you have to be special."
Xixi suddenly realized: "Zaizai knows!"
It turned out that his fathers were so smart too!
Xixi felt that his fathers were all so smart, and his smartness was indeed inherited!
Hearing what the little guy said, Yu Ran moved his lips, and stuffed another big bag of potato chips into the kid without saying a word.
Afraid of crushing the child, Yu Ran basically threw lighter objects on the box.
But when I went to the bedding area, the children couldn't walk anymore.
The reason is that Yu Ran felt that there was nothing to see there, so he decided to just miss this area.
But the little fat boy poked his head curiously, "Over there, over there, what is it?"
Bai Heng thought that it was rare for him to go out to shop in the supermarket, so he said along the way, "Why don't you go and have a look at daily necessities, it's not easy for a child to come here once."
As he said that, he took the initiative to push Xixi to this side, and Yuran pushed one by one indifferently, without any apparent effort.
The two parents felt that there was nothing to see here, and they were going to walk around to let the children learn a lot before leaving.
But it was here that Yu Ran noticed that the eyes of one of the children lit up.
The child looked at the surrounding shelves reservedly, without saying a word, but couldn't help but look sideways from time to time.
Yu Ran followed his line of sight and found that it was a big and cute plush doll.
Extra large white bear.
Well, what kind of Dafa?
It's about half the size of Yu Ran, so he can be the older brother of the children.
He stopped the cart and leaned slightly, "Like it?"
Yi Yi came back to her senses, pursed her lips and shook her head: "No, no."
"Well, that's what I like." Yu Ran's reading comprehension ability was perfect, and he grabbed Bai Heng's shopping cart behind him, and instantly staggered him.
Feeling resistance, Bai Heng turned his head subconsciously, and saw Yu Ran with a calm face and Yi Yi who was blushing with embarrassment.
Bai Heng was puzzled: "What's wrong?"
Yu Ran didn't say much, and directly took two large bear cubs from the shelf, "For your son, one for each."
As he spoke, he hesitated a little, not knowing how to release the bear.
"Simple," Bai Heng seemed to understand something, and with a smile on his face, he didn't point it out. He turned around, looked at the two little bears, and gave each of the two children one hand.
hold.
"For the children's gifts, of course we pay for them, and they hold them." Bai Heng assigned the task with a smile, and Xixi, who was stunned by the raging blow, lowered her head and pinched the little bear cub.
This bear cub is still wearing clothes that can be taken off, with a small veil on it, a bulingbuling wedding dress, and a touch of flowers, which looks very cute.
"Cub, I like it!" Xixi expressed her liking without hesitation, and then looked at her father brightly, "The raging clothes are so beautiful!"
Similarly, Yiyi, who was wearing a suit with a rose brooch, also nodded: "Well, the clothes look good."
Bai Heng pushed the child forward, holding back a smile: "It looks good, but you can't wear it."
Xixi opened her eyes wide, and there were a hundred thousand reasons: "Why? It's nothing, it's a baby, you can't wear it!"
"Then wear it," his little father said in a cold tone, "If you want to cry when you grow up, don't cry to me."
Xixi snorted: "Zai Zai is looking, brother is crying!"
Bai Heng couldn't help it, and pushed his cheeks, forcefully suppressing this wave of smiles.
"Okay, next time I have time I will take you to take an artistic photo, and I will wear whatever you like."
The child nodded in satisfaction: "What is an art photo?"
Bai Heng: "It's just a good-looking photo. I went there in beautiful clothes, and the photos were beautiful."
"Okay!" Xixi tilted her head and patted the little bear, "I want to be like a raging bear, so I'll take a picture of art!"
"Okay, you can ask brother if you want to be as beautiful as Xiong Xiong."
Hearing this, Xixi poked her head, like a little hamster, whispered quietly, "Brother, do you want to take art photos with Zai Zai?"
"Brew like a raging bear!"
One by one touched the little bear, her ears blushed embarrassingly, "I thought about it."
"Okay!" Xixi hugged Xiong Xiong happily, "Zai Zai, it's time to take an art photo!"
Bai Heng looked at the happy children with a smile, and without saying much, they went to the snack area to buy something.
Along the way, Yu Ran's face was slumped, and he didn't speak.
Bai Heng casually threw in a pack of Baby Butterfly Noodles, and turned his head: "What's wrong? Our big star is not happy?"
Yu Ran dropped a pack of sauces expressionlessly: "Your coaxing son, you are responsible for any accidents."
"Don't worry," Bai Heng said very wittily, "Didn't the kid say that a world is one year older, and let his future father be responsible for the future."
He thought nonchalantly.
Of course, if Bai knew that the debt would be counted on him in the end, he would definitely strangle him to death.
Good reincarnation!
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Because they bought too many things, Yu Ran and the others directly asked the supermarket to go to the entrance of the villa area, and then the assistant put them at home.
When they got home, everything was already put away.
Yu Ran didn't bother to correct some of his habitual visits. He lay lazily on the sofa and called his manager immediately to ask him to pay attention to public relations.
"no need."
The manager spoke with a numb expression, and seemed to be very familiar with cleaning up messes for his artists.
"Although there have been some turmoil, there is still a good atmosphere on the Internet. From this point of view, your fans are still more worry-free than you."
With that said, Yu Ran became curious instantly.
He didn't even hang up the phone, he just logged out and logged into Weibo, and while listening to Brother Xu's thoughts, he opened the trending search.
From top to bottom, no one bears his name.
Yu Ran responded politely: "I'm not on the trending searches, don't be silly."
On the other end of the phone, Brother Xu choked silently for a long time before he said quietly, "Honey, why don't you click on Hot Search first?"
"Don't yell, it's disgusting," Yu Ran said casually, and clicked on the first trending search as he said.
The very strange title is actually called the special cultivation of contemporary fathers.
Yu Ran never thought that this kind of hot search could be on the top of the list, and it was just a search.
But after clicking in, the first video was the backs of four Huang Chengchengs, and he was so frightened that his phone fell to the ground in an instant.
"what happened?"
Bai Heng, who was far away in the kitchen cooking noodles for the children, looked out subconsciously, and got the nervousness of his future partner, "It's okay."
Bai Heng narrowed his eyes slightly, washed his hands clean, opened Weibo with his head down, and smiled instantly.
In the special cultivation of contemporary fathers, all kinds of photos and videos are collected.
It can be seen that these fans have tried their best not to gather together, but their idols just want to get in front of them and give them material again and again.
The one with the most material is a male father who also has cubs.
This male father is also an up master, and his daily routine is to share his deeds of bringing a baby boy.
However, when he recorded the children a few times, he was instantly stimulated by the coincidence of figures. The video followed them unconsciously, and he didn't recognize it until after the filming. This is his fucking fan Yu Ran!
Damn, it's no wonder he's such a useless child, and his feelings are like fans!
In the video clip, the master up accused Yu Ran that this cold-faced and cool guy is so humble. In comparison, he, a dad, would lose.
Bai Heng opened the video curiously, wanting to see why this comment was so high.
There are only three short videos in total, one of which is the little fat cub eating, and it can be seen that the other party is really a coincidence.
I was still filming what to do if my child doesn’t eat, but I was suddenly attracted by a very recognizable voice.
"Ancestor, father, grandpa, if there is anything you don't want to eat, let's talk about it together!"
"No, little Yu'er, children who are picky eaters will not grow tall, baby, look, brother Yiyi is not picky eaters, so he will grow taller."
"Liar! Brother Yiyi, don't eat carrots!" The childish child said very resolutely, "Little Daddy, eat chicken but not the skin! He still wants Big Daddy, eat it..."
"Father, you are my dear father, hurry up and order food, my son is hungry!"
"Okay," the child rubbed his belly and emphasized, "Zai Zai is not picky eater, Zai Zai, eat a lot!"
"Well, my brother is not a picky eater, but I am a picky eater." Another child calmly finished, and pulled the sleeves of the fathers, "Can you, don't order carrots?"
The ups who took pictures were all amused by the family of four.
The two fathers raised their hands in surrender one after another, and the one who was called the eldest father also emphasized in a warm voice, "For the last time, next time you don't like it, you have to eat it, okay?"
"Okay/Good!"
When Master Up came back to his senses, his own son had already confidently shirked his carrots, "The brother next door won't eat it, and I won't eat it either."
The up master earnestly said: "Boy, my father has good genes to grow taller, and he can grow taller whether he eats or not. Your father has poor genes, so if you don't make up for it, you will really not grow taller!"
As he said that, the soft and chubby kid's voice could be heard outside the camera in surprise: "Dad! Cub, you can grow taller!"
"Are you growing taller?" His father coolly poured brown rice tea for the child, "If you can be taller than me, your father and I will wash my hair upside down."
"Don't do that," it was his father who expressed it in a different way, "It's safer to change to me."
Bai Heng watched from outside the camera and couldn't help laughing.
When we get along together, I don't think so, but in other people's shots, I really find that they really have a tacit understanding, as if they have really been getting along like this for decades.
This got him interested in the second video.
The second video shows Yu Ran helping the chubby cub to catch the doll.
The little chubby cub pawed his big daddy and pointed to Jiang Shan: "Show me, tell me! You, you are so stupid!"
His clumsy little dad said in a bad tone: "You do what you want!"
The little fat boy was wronged and wronged: "Zai Zai, you are still young! Brother——"
Undecided to find my brother, my brother blinked and hesitated, "I'm going?"
"No need," Bai Heng kicked the box next to his feet, and there was the sound of coins crashing inside, "It's all coins, if you still can't fit them, complain to the unscrupulous store for adjusting the ratio without permission."
When Yu Ran heard this, he nodded very calmly: "Well, I heard that this kind of shopping mall will adjust the ratio. What does it have to do with me if I can't get it?"
Bai Heng blinked: "That's right, baby is coming to play too?"
Then the family of four went to the claw machine together. In the end, the two adults got nothing, and the two children barely got four, which were distributed to the two fathers.
My brother caught three by himself, and looked blankly at the doll in his hand, as if asking: Low proportion?
Bai Heng could feel the social death of the two of them at that time through the screen.
The third video is to check in at the ice cream spot, which he is familiar with.
After watching the three videos, Bai Heng pondered for a while, and saved the videos before replying to comments.
In the living room, Yu Ran lowered his head to refresh, and immediately refreshed Baiheng's reply and @
[@白鱼-白档: The kids are amazing, it’s us who are getting old - right? Xiaoyuer@xx-白然]
Yu Ran forwarded it expressionlessly, then took a photo of the two children and sent it here.
[@皇然: That's it? (Picture) @白鱼-白heng: Children...]
In the picture, the chubby kid is sitting on the carpet, biting mochi foolishly, seeing Yu Ran's flashing light, his face is blank for a moment.
Another thin and tall kid was also sitting on the carpet with his head down, trying to pull off the bear's clothes.
Yu Ran refreshed the comments several times, wanting to see how these people praised his cub for being stupid.
[I know, I know, you are the most powerful, unscrupulous businessman, I will report it for you right now! 】
[According to me, that restaurant should also be exposed, how can we give children a chance to picky eaters! 】
[Sisters, is that restaurant still there?I'm a little concerned that the boss has been silenced. 】
【Xiao Yuer, look, do these dolls I grabbed come out of that claw machine of yours. 】
[Shocked, this unscrupulous businessman has quickly adjusted the ratio! 】
Yu Ran's face was livid, and he closed his mouth with gritted teeth to ensure safety.
Of course, he didn't see that the style of his comments on Weibo suddenly changed drastically, as if all the accusations were aimed at him in an instant.
Yu Ran stood up and changed jobs with Bai Heng.
He was afraid that he couldn't help but face off with his fans on the spot!
Bai Heng leaned against the door of the kitchen and brushed Weibo with a smile, and said in a teasing tone, "My fame in the first life was ruined with you, and there are still people who say that I ruined people's designs."
As he said that, his eyes turned cold, and soon disappeared.
Not just talking about him, but more targeting Yu Ran.
Say this is Yu Ran's new way of whitewashing, say that Yu Ran has tricked himself to make his character collapse, and say that Yu Ran and himself are cooperating for a show...
Almost all of them are conspiracy theories, and the original good hot searches have been destroyed.
Bai Heng pondered.
Who on earth was so malicious towards Yu Ran?
Bai Heng was still thinking about it. Suddenly, Yu Ran was old-fashioned and called out to him, "We discussed this morning, the child's open question, have you... thought about it?"
Bai Heng came back to his senses and nodded lightly: "I thought about it a bit, and I think your birth is the most reliable."
Yu Ran remained expressionless: "I'm not joking."
"Okay," Bai Heng rolled his eyes, "I'm just joking."
Yu Ran: "..."
Bai Heng straightened his expression, "I've thought about it a lot, but I don't think it's very reliable to say it's my or your biological child."
If it is biological, who is the mother of the child?
Like Yu Ran, Bai Heng didn't want Xi Xiduo to carry a strange mother on his back, even if the existence of this mother would make everything more reasonable.
But if they don't say who the child's mother is, a new round of exploration and public opinion will come again.
Some people may guess that they are cheating on marriage, some people are guessing on cheating fans, and more seriously, some people are guessing their dy.
Thinking about it, Bai Heng frowned and said, "And it's easy to bring bad guidance to young people, even if there is such a guess, it's not good."
He himself really hates these speculations, each of which is dancing on his thunder point.
Yu Ran also frowned, displeased: "Impossible, my son's background cannot be so dirty."
Each one seems to be telling the public that their Xixi's birth is accompanied by a criminal case.
Bai Heng nodded: "So, in the end, I only have two biases. One is not to reveal my biological identity, saying that we adopted it;
The latter is to be ignored, anyway, the current technology is not advanced enough to fuse two sperms, the origin of the child is doomed to be a mystery, with different opinions, things without evidence can only be suppressed.
But this trouble is also huge. Xixi's specialness is bound to attract the attention of some people. At that time, they will have to spend more energy to protect the child.
Yu Ran blinked and understood, but became more silent.
Because he can't tell which one he wants.
Choose the previous one?
He felt that he had wronged the child, which was obviously his own. Why did he have to tell the outside world that the child was adopted because his father was a big star?
Choose the latter one?
Their exposure is bound to attract the prying eyes of most people, and he doesn't want the children to live in fear.
Gee, why are they high-profile stars?
Thinking about it, Yu Ran's face sank visibly.
"Okay, the boat will be straight when it reaches the bridge." Bai Heng smiled and pushed Yu Ran away a few steps forward, "At worst, I'll go to the Internet and admit that the child was born by me, so fish in troubled waters."
As soon as he opened his mouth, he immediately showed his preference.
At worst, watch the children more, their children must not be wronged.
Bai Heng smiled, as if he said it casually, but it gave Yu Ran some more inspiration.
He conceived the idea in his head, helped to serve two bowls of noodles, and asked the two little ancestors to come over for dinner, but did not continue the topic.
Today they ate too much and too much. In the evening, Yu Ran and the others gave their children relatively light noodles, which made Xixi, who likes a lot of sauces, a little dissatisfied.
But the kid was really hungry, and the butterfly noodles looked super cute, so he still managed to eat a big bowl.
After eating, the child rubbed his stomach and hiccupped: "Next time, Zai Zai, don't eat this kind, water surface!"
Bai Heng paused for a while, then raised his head in doubt: "What water surface?"
"Shui Shui Noodles!" Xixi pointed at the bowl, which was so clean that it could be reused, "Smell, no taste at all!"
Correct one by one: "This is called clear soup with little water."
"That's right!" The child said righteously, "Zai Zai doesn't like it, clear soup hangs water!"
Yu Ran: "Understood."
He has a small temper and doesn't know who to learn from.
As soon as he complained from the bottom of his heart, he noticed a gaze, turned his face sideways, and found that it was Bai Heng.
Slowly raising one eyebrow, Yu Ran said calmly, "What's the matter?"
"No." Bai Heng shook his head and sighed from the bottom of his heart.
It's really worthy of being a father and son, and they can't even act out such a tacit understanding.
After about eight o'clock, Bai Heng went back one by one with his arms in his arms. They came back with a lot of fanfare, but now they stayed overnight with more fanfare.
Yu Ran waited until almost nine o'clock, got up and carried the child to the bathroom to take a bath.
After washing the chubby cub for nothing, he put on Xixi's favorite Pikachu pajamas today.
Xixi stood obediently, not causing trouble to her unfamiliar father, and would sweetly raise her head and kiss her father at the end.
"Thank you dad!"
Yu Ran was so kissed that he narrowed his eyes slightly, and patted the little chubby boy on the head, "Go to sleep."
Xixi shook her head: "Zai Zai, you're not sleepy yet!"
Yu Ran hugged the little boy who said he was not sleepy but actually yawned and entered the bed, his tone was light: "What do you want to do?"
Xixi replied childishly: "Zai Zai, I want to chat!"
"What are you talking about?" Yu Ran pinched Xixi's face and covered him with a quilt. Obviously, he was ready for the child to fall asleep.
Xixi pursed her lips, hugged her father's waist, and blinked her eyes, "Dad, do you like Zai Zai so much, just a little?"
"Yes, I like Yidiandian so much," Yu Ran said, his eyes softened, "You are very good."
Xixi was satisfied, and did not forget to emphasize, "Is there anything else? Zai Zai still wants to hear it!"
Yu Ran thought for a while, "You are smart, beautiful, cute, well-behaved, mainly because I was born, so I can notice that you still have these advantages..."
As he spoke, he lowered his head and found that the little baby had already sound asleep.
Little Baby curled up his palm-big hands, pinching the clothes around his waist tightly, and opened his pink and tender mouth slightly, revealing the soft little tongue inside.
It seems like I can't breathe.
Thinking about it, Yu Ran pushed the little baby without changing his face, and changed the sleeping position for the cub.
The little baby rubbed the pillow, smacked his lips, and slept more soundly.
Yu Ran stared fixedly at the child, and after a long, long time, with sore eyes, he leaned over and kissed the child's fat baby face lightly.
good night.
He said from the bottom of his heart, and when he got up again, he had already pinched the phone in his hand, and walked out of the room lightly.
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At eleven o'clock in the evening, Brother Xu, who was still watching dramas, and Sister Hong, who was putting on a mask, received a phone call at the same time.
Brother Xu started to panic when he saw the name of his family's cash cow.
He connected tremblingly, with a cautious tone: "Hello? I've asked someone to pay attention to it. Those trolls who blackmailed you have been suppressed. It won't be a big deal. It shouldn't be a big deal tonight, right?"
On the other end of the phone, the voice of his family's cash cow and ancestor was indifferent, and it was a notification: "I have edited a Weibo, and it will be posted at midnight."
After a pause, the ancestor told him kindly, "It's really all right tonight."
Brother Xu swallowed his saliva: "What, what Weibo?"
Doesn't morning count as tonight?
Why not?
Doesn't he, Xu Xiaoming, also have to stay up late to work?
Before Brother Xu could finish complaining, Yu Ran explained what happened in a simple and clear manner, "That's it, we found out that the child belongs to both of us, and we are going to make it public, so you are ready."
Brother Xu was dumbfounded for a long while before pointing out tremblingly: "You said, then, that little fat boy is your son?"
Yu Ran nodded: "Yes."
Brother Xu's soul flew into the sky: "Return, is he the son of Emperor Bai?"
Yu Ran frowned: "Didn't you listen just now?"
"Listen." Brother Xu closed his eyes and slumped on the sofa. "It's just that I'm a little unconscious now because the content is too explosive and the personnel involved are too accidental, so I want to double-check."
After a pause, Brother Xu didn't hear the "Happy April Fool's Day" that his artist said, and he became even more desperate.
"So, how did this kid get here?! You have to tell me about this? Otherwise, how can I publicize?"
Xu Xiaoming found that after he finished speaking, there was a long silence on the other end of the phone.
Just when Xu Xiaoming thought it was a real joke, the voice of his cash cow hesitated.
"Hmm...have you ever heard of abo?"
Xu Xiaoming: "..."
"Bisexual? Brother? Sentinel guide? And what else...feeling pregnant."
Xu Xiaoming was expressionless: "What are you talking about?"
He shouted in a low voice: "Ancestor, we are discussing how the child came here! How! What! Come!"
"We're discussing," his family's ancestor took it for granted. "You can see which one is suitable and use it. This is the answer I got after posting a help post. I think it's quite reliable."
After a pause, his ancestor's tone was firm: "I searched that abo, and there is also a paper with a lot of technical terms. Think about it and polish it."
Xu. Hearing that his eyes were blank, he didn't know what to say. Xiao Ming: "Oh, that's it, then I should understand."
After hanging up the phone, Brother Xu looked at the time passing by in his hand, thinking uncertainly.
Maybe?
The author says:
Xixi: If you want to grow tall, you will be slapped in the face!
Xixi's little father sneered, and passed high-calcium milk to Xixi without changing his face.
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long wait-
ps. Even if some of the worlds in the back are set in a world with children, there will be no children in the text!
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Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!
He vaguely recognized the unique style and temperament of these two people, as well as their unforgettable voices, so he searched the Internet to avoid mistakes.
The boss listened to it several times, but he still didn't think it was the same. After all, there was a machine between them, and the two of them didn't talk too much, so he couldn't hear the result.
Forget it, meeting is a fate.
Thinking about it, the boss put down the phone in a Buddhist manner.
"Buy ice cream."
A cool voice came from outside, the boss was startled, and only one sentence came out of his mind.
Brother kills me.
Fuck, what is the sequelae of using Weibo!
The boss coughed lightly and stood up, looked out and said, "I'm sorry we don't sell on the first day of business, so we have to..."
The boss's voice stopped, a little surprised, "It's you, it's better not to eat too much ice cream, kids."
It's not that the boss refuses to come to the door for business. Anyway, these two tall and long-legged guys look handsome at first glance, so they are taking advantage of their shop.
But he still likes the two cute children very much, worried that the two young people who look like unreliable novice fathers will not bring cubs, so he still raised his mouth.
Yu Ran stood quietly without saying a word.
Bai Heng coughed lightly, and smiled helplessly, "That's right, my children's ice cream fell on the floor, so I have to come over and buy another one for them."
After he finished speaking, he looked down at the two children, raised their ears one by one, and stroked the chubby boy's head to comfort him: "There will be ice cream soon, are you happy?"
Xixi lowered her head and shook her head, her voice was small: "Zai Zai is happy, but Zai Zai, don't give up hope."
Yu Ran who happened to follow and turned his head: "?"
He looked at the store manager through the sunglasses with a worried expression: "Isn't it just one person? I'll come with him."
What a joke, when did Yu Ran give up hope?
The desire to win and lose in Father Yu's heart instantly made him lose his mind about making salted fish, and directly interrupted the manager's absent-mindedness.
The more the store manager heard it, the more he felt like Yu Ran, but his professionalism allowed him to adjust the equipment in time so that the two of them could take pictures smoothly.
"Which of the two will come first?" The store manager asked warmly.
The two big stars who had made plans early were silent together, then looked at each other, and said in unison: "He goes first!"
This tacit understanding is so good that even the children will be surprised!
But in the end it was Yu Ran who took the lead.
Because if he is the last, but Bai Heng can pass it once, he is afraid that he can't help it, so he will kill Bai Heng dark shark in advance :)
Yu Ran stood in front of the machine, and after confirming that the shop was temporarily deserted, he took off his sunglasses and mask pretending to be calm, and looked at the screen with a slumped face.
I don't know if it's because he hasn't moved, and the machine hasn't appeared to recognize it.
The store manager stared blankly at the young man in front of him, feeling as if he had won a grand prize of 500 million today!
Although wearing a Pikachu jumpsuit that doesn't show off his figure, the young man's fierce irrelevance and slightly sleepy look stand out among the all-Korean version of handsome young men.
You can recognize who this is at a glance, even passers-by who only glanced at it.
The store manager tried hard to find his voice: "Well, Yu...baby daddy, you have to do a little action to let the machine display."
The baby's father, who has never been cute before, lowered his eyelids, and it seemed that the air pressure in his whole body was even lower.
The store manager didn't say a word, and didn't say anything else, Yu Ran's aura was really terrifying.
I could only hear the slightly taller man teasing with a smile, "Little Yu'er, can you do it?"
"I can't do it, but you can?" Yu Ran's mouth was stiff, but he started to move.
He thought about it stiffly, slowly bent his right hand upwards, and gradually bent his two fingers, forming a very distinct... scissors hand.
A big star who dominates the rankings of various music websites all the year round, has a monthly account during the Spring Festival Gala, and has a dynamic conversion of [-] per second, which is almost a household name for a generation of childhood.
At the corner of this shopping mall where people pass by from time to time, in a unique shop that sells cute ice cream, a childish and ordinary scissors hand is raised.
Like a two-meter-eight strong man knitting a sweater, he is curious.
Of course, it's not that this action is curious, it's someone's face and style, paired with this posture, it is very curious.
Yu Ran was so stiff that his back never relaxed. In the eyes behind him that seemed to be real, Yu Ran withdrew his hand forcefully, trying to look calm, "I passed the test."
The man behind sighed: "This machine recognizes too quickly."
It seems to be a pity that the time for this scene to freeze is too short.
Yu Ran's fists hardened when he heard that.
It took a long time for the store manager to realize that he actually saw a strong man compare to scissorhands!
However, the store manager has a keen sense of smell. After smelling the unpleasant smell on Yu Ran, he wisely went to open the freezer and let the child choose ice cream.
"Don't worry," Yu Ran raised his chin towards Bai Heng coolly, "There is one more, take it together."
Store Manager: "Ah yes, there is one more."
He thought for a while and reminded the two big stars: "Baby dad, our privacy protection measures here only protect children."
"I know," Yu Ran frowned, "With such big characters, do you think I'm illiterate?"
The store manager who really felt that they didn't understand the question was silent.
That’s right, his punch card machine is directly marked in big red characters, those who buy ice cream through punch cards, these photos may be used for publicity, and children can request to hide them.
Now that he knew about it, the store manager stopped rushing about his own business, and stood aside obediently, waiting for the second celebrity to take off his sunglasses.
Bai Heng shrugged, and the movement of taking it off was much faster than Yu Ran. He lowered his head slightly, took off one side with one hand, and casually bent his eyes at the punch card machine in front of him.
A pair of beautiful peach blossom eyes are slightly bent, it seems that because of the big eyes, the already bright eyes are bent into a bright little moon.
In addition, the corners of his mouth were raised, and he was recognized by the punch card in an instant, and at the moment of freezing, Bai Heng was given a pass.
Bai Heng quickly put on the mask, without sunglasses, but looked at Yu Ran from the side, his talking eyes seemed to be asking:
That's it?
Yu Ran's fist hardened again.
Bai Heng smoothed his hair just right, "Are we kids in a hurry? Manager, can we choose now?"
The store manager was stunned, and nodded mechanically: "Yes, yes..."
Bai Heng handed the ice cream to Yu Ran, leaned over to pick up the two children, pointed at the freezer and said softly, "What do you want? Or do you want a cone?"
One of the two children chose the Kung Fu Panda-shaped ice cream, the other chose Pikachu, and looked at Bai Heng with wide eyes.
"Okay, we want these two," he said, and said goodbye to the store manager with a smile, "Come, say goodbye to the store manager's uncle."
"Thank you uncle, goodbye uncle!" The two little friends hugged the ice cream they had been thinking about, and even gave the store manager a shallow smile one by one.
The store manager was in a trance, feeling as if he heard himself say: "You're welcome."
He also saw two novice fathers put sunglasses on the children's faces, and one father calmly took pictures of the ice cream and nibbling ice cream for the children, and finally, mercilessly took away the fat child's ice cream.
"Do, what are you doing?" The fat boy jumped up anxiously, "I want to eat, look for, look for big daddy!"
Dad's tone was bad: "Fuck you, treat me like a child?"
"Take them one by one," said the father, knocking the little chubby boy on the head, "I lost it to you again, your father, I don't have a second face to buy for you."
The little chubby cub leaned up to his brother in aggrieved manner, and elongated his tone: "Brother——"
His brother hesitated for a moment, then handed over the ice cream: "Hey, I'll feed you."
The little chubby snorted angrily, "Brother feeds you, it's okay. You know it, but the little daddy just wants to, big daddy! See through you!"
His little dad blushed with anger, "Little bastard, return the ice cream I won."
His eldest dad was fighting with a smile, "Okay, okay, Tong Yan Wuji, our ice cream is almost melting, hurry up and lick it."
What a happy family.
The store manager sighed, he didn't expect that a passer-by like himself would be caught by this dog food.
When he was about to turn his head, he found that there were several girls hiding behind him.
The store manager swallowed: "You are..."
The girls said in unison: "Come check in!"
Store manager: "..."
Star effect, so good?
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Unaware that their disguise was like a layer of transparent plastic bags, the two unskilled big stars, with the tacit understanding of their fans, happily took their children around the shopping mall all day, and even went to the upstairs with a lot of courage. Go to the supermarket to buy various supplies.
In the supermarket, two big stars pushed four carts, two of which were still sitting on their four or five-year-old little ones.
Yiyi is tall and has long legs, and there is a lot of space in the shopping cart, so he has room to use it.
But Xixi can't do it, there are more small stomachs, and it is easy to get stuck in the small stomach.
After trying to put it in for the first time and almost failing to get the cub out, Yu Ran came to his senses and put the chubby cub in the shopping cart.
Xixi hugged the Chinese cabbage his father had just put in, eyes full of confusion: "Why, why don't you take a ride?"
His eldest father didn't change his face: "You are the little ancestor, and your brother is the big ancestor, so you have to be special."
Xixi suddenly realized: "Zaizai knows!"
It turned out that his fathers were so smart too!
Xixi felt that his fathers were all so smart, and his smartness was indeed inherited!
Hearing what the little guy said, Yu Ran moved his lips, and stuffed another big bag of potato chips into the kid without saying a word.
Afraid of crushing the child, Yu Ran basically threw lighter objects on the box.
But when I went to the bedding area, the children couldn't walk anymore.
The reason is that Yu Ran felt that there was nothing to see there, so he decided to just miss this area.
But the little fat boy poked his head curiously, "Over there, over there, what is it?"
Bai Heng thought that it was rare for him to go out to shop in the supermarket, so he said along the way, "Why don't you go and have a look at daily necessities, it's not easy for a child to come here once."
As he said that, he took the initiative to push Xixi to this side, and Yuran pushed one by one indifferently, without any apparent effort.
The two parents felt that there was nothing to see here, and they were going to walk around to let the children learn a lot before leaving.
But it was here that Yu Ran noticed that the eyes of one of the children lit up.
The child looked at the surrounding shelves reservedly, without saying a word, but couldn't help but look sideways from time to time.
Yu Ran followed his line of sight and found that it was a big and cute plush doll.
Extra large white bear.
Well, what kind of Dafa?
It's about half the size of Yu Ran, so he can be the older brother of the children.
He stopped the cart and leaned slightly, "Like it?"
Yi Yi came back to her senses, pursed her lips and shook her head: "No, no."
"Well, that's what I like." Yu Ran's reading comprehension ability was perfect, and he grabbed Bai Heng's shopping cart behind him, and instantly staggered him.
Feeling resistance, Bai Heng turned his head subconsciously, and saw Yu Ran with a calm face and Yi Yi who was blushing with embarrassment.
Bai Heng was puzzled: "What's wrong?"
Yu Ran didn't say much, and directly took two large bear cubs from the shelf, "For your son, one for each."
As he spoke, he hesitated a little, not knowing how to release the bear.
"Simple," Bai Heng seemed to understand something, and with a smile on his face, he didn't point it out. He turned around, looked at the two little bears, and gave each of the two children one hand.
hold.
"For the children's gifts, of course we pay for them, and they hold them." Bai Heng assigned the task with a smile, and Xixi, who was stunned by the raging blow, lowered her head and pinched the little bear cub.
This bear cub is still wearing clothes that can be taken off, with a small veil on it, a bulingbuling wedding dress, and a touch of flowers, which looks very cute.
"Cub, I like it!" Xixi expressed her liking without hesitation, and then looked at her father brightly, "The raging clothes are so beautiful!"
Similarly, Yiyi, who was wearing a suit with a rose brooch, also nodded: "Well, the clothes look good."
Bai Heng pushed the child forward, holding back a smile: "It looks good, but you can't wear it."
Xixi opened her eyes wide, and there were a hundred thousand reasons: "Why? It's nothing, it's a baby, you can't wear it!"
"Then wear it," his little father said in a cold tone, "If you want to cry when you grow up, don't cry to me."
Xixi snorted: "Zai Zai is looking, brother is crying!"
Bai Heng couldn't help it, and pushed his cheeks, forcefully suppressing this wave of smiles.
"Okay, next time I have time I will take you to take an artistic photo, and I will wear whatever you like."
The child nodded in satisfaction: "What is an art photo?"
Bai Heng: "It's just a good-looking photo. I went there in beautiful clothes, and the photos were beautiful."
"Okay!" Xixi tilted her head and patted the little bear, "I want to be like a raging bear, so I'll take a picture of art!"
"Okay, you can ask brother if you want to be as beautiful as Xiong Xiong."
Hearing this, Xixi poked her head, like a little hamster, whispered quietly, "Brother, do you want to take art photos with Zai Zai?"
"Brew like a raging bear!"
One by one touched the little bear, her ears blushed embarrassingly, "I thought about it."
"Okay!" Xixi hugged Xiong Xiong happily, "Zai Zai, it's time to take an art photo!"
Bai Heng looked at the happy children with a smile, and without saying much, they went to the snack area to buy something.
Along the way, Yu Ran's face was slumped, and he didn't speak.
Bai Heng casually threw in a pack of Baby Butterfly Noodles, and turned his head: "What's wrong? Our big star is not happy?"
Yu Ran dropped a pack of sauces expressionlessly: "Your coaxing son, you are responsible for any accidents."
"Don't worry," Bai Heng said very wittily, "Didn't the kid say that a world is one year older, and let his future father be responsible for the future."
He thought nonchalantly.
Of course, if Bai knew that the debt would be counted on him in the end, he would definitely strangle him to death.
Good reincarnation!
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Because they bought too many things, Yu Ran and the others directly asked the supermarket to go to the entrance of the villa area, and then the assistant put them at home.
When they got home, everything was already put away.
Yu Ran didn't bother to correct some of his habitual visits. He lay lazily on the sofa and called his manager immediately to ask him to pay attention to public relations.
"no need."
The manager spoke with a numb expression, and seemed to be very familiar with cleaning up messes for his artists.
"Although there have been some turmoil, there is still a good atmosphere on the Internet. From this point of view, your fans are still more worry-free than you."
With that said, Yu Ran became curious instantly.
He didn't even hang up the phone, he just logged out and logged into Weibo, and while listening to Brother Xu's thoughts, he opened the trending search.
From top to bottom, no one bears his name.
Yu Ran responded politely: "I'm not on the trending searches, don't be silly."
On the other end of the phone, Brother Xu choked silently for a long time before he said quietly, "Honey, why don't you click on Hot Search first?"
"Don't yell, it's disgusting," Yu Ran said casually, and clicked on the first trending search as he said.
The very strange title is actually called the special cultivation of contemporary fathers.
Yu Ran never thought that this kind of hot search could be on the top of the list, and it was just a search.
But after clicking in, the first video was the backs of four Huang Chengchengs, and he was so frightened that his phone fell to the ground in an instant.
"what happened?"
Bai Heng, who was far away in the kitchen cooking noodles for the children, looked out subconsciously, and got the nervousness of his future partner, "It's okay."
Bai Heng narrowed his eyes slightly, washed his hands clean, opened Weibo with his head down, and smiled instantly.
In the special cultivation of contemporary fathers, all kinds of photos and videos are collected.
It can be seen that these fans have tried their best not to gather together, but their idols just want to get in front of them and give them material again and again.
The one with the most material is a male father who also has cubs.
This male father is also an up master, and his daily routine is to share his deeds of bringing a baby boy.
However, when he recorded the children a few times, he was instantly stimulated by the coincidence of figures. The video followed them unconsciously, and he didn't recognize it until after the filming. This is his fucking fan Yu Ran!
Damn, it's no wonder he's such a useless child, and his feelings are like fans!
In the video clip, the master up accused Yu Ran that this cold-faced and cool guy is so humble. In comparison, he, a dad, would lose.
Bai Heng opened the video curiously, wanting to see why this comment was so high.
There are only three short videos in total, one of which is the little fat cub eating, and it can be seen that the other party is really a coincidence.
I was still filming what to do if my child doesn’t eat, but I was suddenly attracted by a very recognizable voice.
"Ancestor, father, grandpa, if there is anything you don't want to eat, let's talk about it together!"
"No, little Yu'er, children who are picky eaters will not grow tall, baby, look, brother Yiyi is not picky eaters, so he will grow taller."
"Liar! Brother Yiyi, don't eat carrots!" The childish child said very resolutely, "Little Daddy, eat chicken but not the skin! He still wants Big Daddy, eat it..."
"Father, you are my dear father, hurry up and order food, my son is hungry!"
"Okay," the child rubbed his belly and emphasized, "Zai Zai is not picky eater, Zai Zai, eat a lot!"
"Well, my brother is not a picky eater, but I am a picky eater." Another child calmly finished, and pulled the sleeves of the fathers, "Can you, don't order carrots?"
The ups who took pictures were all amused by the family of four.
The two fathers raised their hands in surrender one after another, and the one who was called the eldest father also emphasized in a warm voice, "For the last time, next time you don't like it, you have to eat it, okay?"
"Okay/Good!"
When Master Up came back to his senses, his own son had already confidently shirked his carrots, "The brother next door won't eat it, and I won't eat it either."
The up master earnestly said: "Boy, my father has good genes to grow taller, and he can grow taller whether he eats or not. Your father has poor genes, so if you don't make up for it, you will really not grow taller!"
As he said that, the soft and chubby kid's voice could be heard outside the camera in surprise: "Dad! Cub, you can grow taller!"
"Are you growing taller?" His father coolly poured brown rice tea for the child, "If you can be taller than me, your father and I will wash my hair upside down."
"Don't do that," it was his father who expressed it in a different way, "It's safer to change to me."
Bai Heng watched from outside the camera and couldn't help laughing.
When we get along together, I don't think so, but in other people's shots, I really find that they really have a tacit understanding, as if they have really been getting along like this for decades.
This got him interested in the second video.
The second video shows Yu Ran helping the chubby cub to catch the doll.
The little chubby cub pawed his big daddy and pointed to Jiang Shan: "Show me, tell me! You, you are so stupid!"
His clumsy little dad said in a bad tone: "You do what you want!"
The little fat boy was wronged and wronged: "Zai Zai, you are still young! Brother——"
Undecided to find my brother, my brother blinked and hesitated, "I'm going?"
"No need," Bai Heng kicked the box next to his feet, and there was the sound of coins crashing inside, "It's all coins, if you still can't fit them, complain to the unscrupulous store for adjusting the ratio without permission."
When Yu Ran heard this, he nodded very calmly: "Well, I heard that this kind of shopping mall will adjust the ratio. What does it have to do with me if I can't get it?"
Bai Heng blinked: "That's right, baby is coming to play too?"
Then the family of four went to the claw machine together. In the end, the two adults got nothing, and the two children barely got four, which were distributed to the two fathers.
My brother caught three by himself, and looked blankly at the doll in his hand, as if asking: Low proportion?
Bai Heng could feel the social death of the two of them at that time through the screen.
The third video is to check in at the ice cream spot, which he is familiar with.
After watching the three videos, Bai Heng pondered for a while, and saved the videos before replying to comments.
In the living room, Yu Ran lowered his head to refresh, and immediately refreshed Baiheng's reply and @
[@白鱼-白档: The kids are amazing, it’s us who are getting old - right? Xiaoyuer@xx-白然]
Yu Ran forwarded it expressionlessly, then took a photo of the two children and sent it here.
[@皇然: That's it? (Picture) @白鱼-白heng: Children...]
In the picture, the chubby kid is sitting on the carpet, biting mochi foolishly, seeing Yu Ran's flashing light, his face is blank for a moment.
Another thin and tall kid was also sitting on the carpet with his head down, trying to pull off the bear's clothes.
Yu Ran refreshed the comments several times, wanting to see how these people praised his cub for being stupid.
[I know, I know, you are the most powerful, unscrupulous businessman, I will report it for you right now! 】
[According to me, that restaurant should also be exposed, how can we give children a chance to picky eaters! 】
[Sisters, is that restaurant still there?I'm a little concerned that the boss has been silenced. 】
【Xiao Yuer, look, do these dolls I grabbed come out of that claw machine of yours. 】
[Shocked, this unscrupulous businessman has quickly adjusted the ratio! 】
Yu Ran's face was livid, and he closed his mouth with gritted teeth to ensure safety.
Of course, he didn't see that the style of his comments on Weibo suddenly changed drastically, as if all the accusations were aimed at him in an instant.
Yu Ran stood up and changed jobs with Bai Heng.
He was afraid that he couldn't help but face off with his fans on the spot!
Bai Heng leaned against the door of the kitchen and brushed Weibo with a smile, and said in a teasing tone, "My fame in the first life was ruined with you, and there are still people who say that I ruined people's designs."
As he said that, his eyes turned cold, and soon disappeared.
Not just talking about him, but more targeting Yu Ran.
Say this is Yu Ran's new way of whitewashing, say that Yu Ran has tricked himself to make his character collapse, and say that Yu Ran and himself are cooperating for a show...
Almost all of them are conspiracy theories, and the original good hot searches have been destroyed.
Bai Heng pondered.
Who on earth was so malicious towards Yu Ran?
Bai Heng was still thinking about it. Suddenly, Yu Ran was old-fashioned and called out to him, "We discussed this morning, the child's open question, have you... thought about it?"
Bai Heng came back to his senses and nodded lightly: "I thought about it a bit, and I think your birth is the most reliable."
Yu Ran remained expressionless: "I'm not joking."
"Okay," Bai Heng rolled his eyes, "I'm just joking."
Yu Ran: "..."
Bai Heng straightened his expression, "I've thought about it a lot, but I don't think it's very reliable to say it's my or your biological child."
If it is biological, who is the mother of the child?
Like Yu Ran, Bai Heng didn't want Xi Xiduo to carry a strange mother on his back, even if the existence of this mother would make everything more reasonable.
But if they don't say who the child's mother is, a new round of exploration and public opinion will come again.
Some people may guess that they are cheating on marriage, some people are guessing on cheating fans, and more seriously, some people are guessing their dy.
Thinking about it, Bai Heng frowned and said, "And it's easy to bring bad guidance to young people, even if there is such a guess, it's not good."
He himself really hates these speculations, each of which is dancing on his thunder point.
Yu Ran also frowned, displeased: "Impossible, my son's background cannot be so dirty."
Each one seems to be telling the public that their Xixi's birth is accompanied by a criminal case.
Bai Heng nodded: "So, in the end, I only have two biases. One is not to reveal my biological identity, saying that we adopted it;
The latter is to be ignored, anyway, the current technology is not advanced enough to fuse two sperms, the origin of the child is doomed to be a mystery, with different opinions, things without evidence can only be suppressed.
But this trouble is also huge. Xixi's specialness is bound to attract the attention of some people. At that time, they will have to spend more energy to protect the child.
Yu Ran blinked and understood, but became more silent.
Because he can't tell which one he wants.
Choose the previous one?
He felt that he had wronged the child, which was obviously his own. Why did he have to tell the outside world that the child was adopted because his father was a big star?
Choose the latter one?
Their exposure is bound to attract the prying eyes of most people, and he doesn't want the children to live in fear.
Gee, why are they high-profile stars?
Thinking about it, Yu Ran's face sank visibly.
"Okay, the boat will be straight when it reaches the bridge." Bai Heng smiled and pushed Yu Ran away a few steps forward, "At worst, I'll go to the Internet and admit that the child was born by me, so fish in troubled waters."
As soon as he opened his mouth, he immediately showed his preference.
At worst, watch the children more, their children must not be wronged.
Bai Heng smiled, as if he said it casually, but it gave Yu Ran some more inspiration.
He conceived the idea in his head, helped to serve two bowls of noodles, and asked the two little ancestors to come over for dinner, but did not continue the topic.
Today they ate too much and too much. In the evening, Yu Ran and the others gave their children relatively light noodles, which made Xixi, who likes a lot of sauces, a little dissatisfied.
But the kid was really hungry, and the butterfly noodles looked super cute, so he still managed to eat a big bowl.
After eating, the child rubbed his stomach and hiccupped: "Next time, Zai Zai, don't eat this kind, water surface!"
Bai Heng paused for a while, then raised his head in doubt: "What water surface?"
"Shui Shui Noodles!" Xixi pointed at the bowl, which was so clean that it could be reused, "Smell, no taste at all!"
Correct one by one: "This is called clear soup with little water."
"That's right!" The child said righteously, "Zai Zai doesn't like it, clear soup hangs water!"
Yu Ran: "Understood."
He has a small temper and doesn't know who to learn from.
As soon as he complained from the bottom of his heart, he noticed a gaze, turned his face sideways, and found that it was Bai Heng.
Slowly raising one eyebrow, Yu Ran said calmly, "What's the matter?"
"No." Bai Heng shook his head and sighed from the bottom of his heart.
It's really worthy of being a father and son, and they can't even act out such a tacit understanding.
After about eight o'clock, Bai Heng went back one by one with his arms in his arms. They came back with a lot of fanfare, but now they stayed overnight with more fanfare.
Yu Ran waited until almost nine o'clock, got up and carried the child to the bathroom to take a bath.
After washing the chubby cub for nothing, he put on Xixi's favorite Pikachu pajamas today.
Xixi stood obediently, not causing trouble to her unfamiliar father, and would sweetly raise her head and kiss her father at the end.
"Thank you dad!"
Yu Ran was so kissed that he narrowed his eyes slightly, and patted the little chubby boy on the head, "Go to sleep."
Xixi shook her head: "Zai Zai, you're not sleepy yet!"
Yu Ran hugged the little boy who said he was not sleepy but actually yawned and entered the bed, his tone was light: "What do you want to do?"
Xixi replied childishly: "Zai Zai, I want to chat!"
"What are you talking about?" Yu Ran pinched Xixi's face and covered him with a quilt. Obviously, he was ready for the child to fall asleep.
Xixi pursed her lips, hugged her father's waist, and blinked her eyes, "Dad, do you like Zai Zai so much, just a little?"
"Yes, I like Yidiandian so much," Yu Ran said, his eyes softened, "You are very good."
Xixi was satisfied, and did not forget to emphasize, "Is there anything else? Zai Zai still wants to hear it!"
Yu Ran thought for a while, "You are smart, beautiful, cute, well-behaved, mainly because I was born, so I can notice that you still have these advantages..."
As he spoke, he lowered his head and found that the little baby had already sound asleep.
Little Baby curled up his palm-big hands, pinching the clothes around his waist tightly, and opened his pink and tender mouth slightly, revealing the soft little tongue inside.
It seems like I can't breathe.
Thinking about it, Yu Ran pushed the little baby without changing his face, and changed the sleeping position for the cub.
The little baby rubbed the pillow, smacked his lips, and slept more soundly.
Yu Ran stared fixedly at the child, and after a long, long time, with sore eyes, he leaned over and kissed the child's fat baby face lightly.
good night.
He said from the bottom of his heart, and when he got up again, he had already pinched the phone in his hand, and walked out of the room lightly.
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At eleven o'clock in the evening, Brother Xu, who was still watching dramas, and Sister Hong, who was putting on a mask, received a phone call at the same time.
Brother Xu started to panic when he saw the name of his family's cash cow.
He connected tremblingly, with a cautious tone: "Hello? I've asked someone to pay attention to it. Those trolls who blackmailed you have been suppressed. It won't be a big deal. It shouldn't be a big deal tonight, right?"
On the other end of the phone, the voice of his family's cash cow and ancestor was indifferent, and it was a notification: "I have edited a Weibo, and it will be posted at midnight."
After a pause, the ancestor told him kindly, "It's really all right tonight."
Brother Xu swallowed his saliva: "What, what Weibo?"
Doesn't morning count as tonight?
Why not?
Doesn't he, Xu Xiaoming, also have to stay up late to work?
Before Brother Xu could finish complaining, Yu Ran explained what happened in a simple and clear manner, "That's it, we found out that the child belongs to both of us, and we are going to make it public, so you are ready."
Brother Xu was dumbfounded for a long while before pointing out tremblingly: "You said, then, that little fat boy is your son?"
Yu Ran nodded: "Yes."
Brother Xu's soul flew into the sky: "Return, is he the son of Emperor Bai?"
Yu Ran frowned: "Didn't you listen just now?"
"Listen." Brother Xu closed his eyes and slumped on the sofa. "It's just that I'm a little unconscious now because the content is too explosive and the personnel involved are too accidental, so I want to double-check."
After a pause, Brother Xu didn't hear the "Happy April Fool's Day" that his artist said, and he became even more desperate.
"So, how did this kid get here?! You have to tell me about this? Otherwise, how can I publicize?"
Xu Xiaoming found that after he finished speaking, there was a long silence on the other end of the phone.
Just when Xu Xiaoming thought it was a real joke, the voice of his cash cow hesitated.
"Hmm...have you ever heard of abo?"
Xu Xiaoming: "..."
"Bisexual? Brother? Sentinel guide? And what else...feeling pregnant."
Xu Xiaoming was expressionless: "What are you talking about?"
He shouted in a low voice: "Ancestor, we are discussing how the child came here! How! What! Come!"
"We're discussing," his family's ancestor took it for granted. "You can see which one is suitable and use it. This is the answer I got after posting a help post. I think it's quite reliable."
After a pause, his ancestor's tone was firm: "I searched that abo, and there is also a paper with a lot of technical terms. Think about it and polish it."
Xu. Hearing that his eyes were blank, he didn't know what to say. Xiao Ming: "Oh, that's it, then I should understand."
After hanging up the phone, Brother Xu looked at the time passing by in his hand, thinking uncertainly.
Maybe?
The author says:
Xixi: If you want to grow tall, you will be slapped in the face!
Xixi's little father sneered, and passed high-calcium milk to Xixi without changing his face.
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long wait-
ps. Even if some of the worlds in the back are set in a world with children, there will be no children in the text!
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感谢在2022-04-1523:41:55-2022-04-1623:39:16期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦——
Thanks to the little angels who threw mines: 2 Manshu;
Thanks to the little angels of irrigation nutrient solution: Qingqingzijin.^_^., 10 bottles; Qin Yuan, Yingxing, Yuanyuan, Monsoon 5 bottles; Cheerful Glacier Mushroom, Shuiyue Wife Bobo, Gu Nianjiuxiao 1 bottle ;
Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!
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