Monster Dad's Parenting Notes
Chapter 17
The only son of the family, it is your child! "
"We know that you are Wen Ren Xuwang, but you are not human Wen Ren Xuwang, you are just a demon fox from who knows where, the demon clan is worthy of being a demon clan, and you have no morals at all."
The white ears ran out from the head, and the tail suddenly grew out. Wen Renxuwang couldn't keep his balance and fell to the ground, the tail hurt terribly.
"I'm obviously human... Wenren Xuwang, who neither my parents want, nor Wenren Xuwang, who is hated by my seniors, even if I have ears and a tail, I'm still human..."
I am not a fox that can only run on four legs, a fox that can only lick water with my tongue, a fox that wants to tear raw meat and devour it, or a fox that can go into heat because of a little smell. But with such a body, how can I call myself Humanity!
"The method is simple."
The fifth senior brother handed Wen Renxuwang the jade plaque of the sect, with the micro characters on it shining brightly.
"Remember what I told you once, we are practitioners, and it is the responsibility of practitioners to do the Tao for the heavens."
"So why don't you hurry up and make amends and kill the monster to avenge the dead brothers!"
"Only in this way can you prove that you are a human being."
To...kill the skeleton?
After receiving the jade card, Wen Renxuwang felt panicked. First of all, although he has transformed, he has no strength. How easy is it to kill the skeleton that can transform into wings and use black flames?
Besides, it really killed the skeleton... He always felt that he would lose something from now on.
"Senior brother... This body is the child of the bones. If I really want to kill the bones, then it's not..."
Patricide?
"Then you want to continue to be that ignorant demon and no longer be a human being?"
"Think about it for yourself."
The figures of the brothers slowly disappeared, and Wen Renxuwang heard the bones calling to him.
"Xiao Wenwen, Xiao Renren, Xiao Xuxu, Xiao Wangwang! How long are you going to sleep, the sun is drying your ass!"
With a slap, the buttocks were lightly slapped, and the fluffy ears were blown in. Thanks to the bones being so noisy, Wen Renxuwang finally woke up from that uncomfortable dream.
"Daddy! Don't touch your hands! And don't bite my ears!"
"How can I bite! I bite the hair of my mouth."
"So where did the drool on my ears come from!"
"Perhaps it was rained just now?"
Lie ghosts!With the sound of gnashing teeth, the skeleton directly lifted Wen Renxuwang's chin to check whether the child had crushed his teeth.
"Xiaowang, it's not good if your teeth are broken! Tell daddy! Dad will take you to see your teeth, and then drink more milk and supplement calcium! But you look like 16 years old, your teeth are really broken, I'm afraid you have to press dentures Bar."
What is calcium?Are dentures gold teeth and silver teeth?Wen Renxuwang sometimes couldn't understand what the bones said at all, but he found the words of the bones quite interesting, but what the senior brothers said in the dream...
The spring festival was still going on, the air still smelled of those things, and occasionally I could hear the embarrassing voices coming from not far away with my good ears.
I am human, not those shameless monsters!And there is only one way to prove that he is still a human being—kill the skeleton in front of him, avenge the dead brothers, and do justice for the heavens.
Bones didn't know that Wen Renxuwang had made up his mind, and he was still talking to himself, my dear son didn't answer for a long time, and Bones finally felt bored, thinking about taking out the bottle containing the essence that Wen Renxuwang released yesterday, Wen Ren As soon as Xu Wang smelled it, he turned his head and hid under the quilt.
"Take that thing away!"
"Why did you take it away? I checked a lot of books, and it said that this is an extremely essence, a great tonic, especially for the fox clan, it is a must-have medicine for cultivation. Xiao Wang, you didn't take it yesterday. So I specially saved it for you, the vacuum preservation is still very fresh.”
The small bottle was snatched by Wen Renxuwang and thrown far away. Mr. Dong Guo with pink cheeks was almost smashed right on the ground. Nightingale quickly cleaned up the debris and residues. Laugh on leg.
"Finally there is a monster that can make Lord Skeleton deflated!"
I never thought that my kindness would be rejected, and I felt a little headache. Seeing the increasingly embarrassing atmosphere, Mr. Dong Guo hurried over to make things right.
"Master Bones, isn't it too early for you to educate people about such things?"
"Morning? Isn't a fox able to be a father in ten months? Xiaowang is now three hundred years old, and he has already passed the age of being a father."
Even if it is calculated according to the human soul, 16 years old is considered an adult, and it is not surprising to do those things.Thinking of this, Gu Gu asked Wen Ren Xu Wang again.
"Have you learned what I taught you yesterday?"
The person who got under the quilt was silent, and the skeleton thought he didn't understand, so he said it again.
"I taught you how to masturbate yesterday, or should I repeat it again?"
Then he stretched out his hand to touch Wen Renxu and looked down.
"Touch me again! I'll kill you!"
The backlog of resentment finally broke out, Wen Renxu Wang kicked the skeleton's hand away, the kick was so hard that the skeleton was kicked to the ground.
"I'm not a fox! I'm Wenren Xuwang but I'm not a fox's Wenrenxuwang! It's a human's Wenrenxuwang!"
"Please don't touch me with your dirty hands again!"
Mr. Dong Guo was frightened by this fact, and his mind was spinning quickly, and he had already figured out a way to deal with Wenren Xuwang.
"Mr. Dong Guo... this kid is sick again..."
Mr. Dong Guo is not a simple person, he immediately understood the meaning of the bones and sighed.
"Yes, Mr. Bones, I thought that after the transformation, Wenren Xuwang's illness would be cured, but I didn't expect that not only did it not heal, but it became more and more serious."
Nightingale, who reacted quickly, also sighed, as if the sigh was contagious, the monsters who were busy eating to replenish their strength before going to the other places also sighed.
"Xiaowang, do you remember me? I am Mr. Dongguo. The Dongguo family in the south of the Yangtze River is my hometown."
"Are you human too?"
Wen Renxuwang was originally from Jiangnan, even though he was young when he left Jiangnan, he knew the reputation of the Dongguo family. After Mr. Dongguo's introduction, Wen Renxuwang didn't see any evil spirit in him, so his attitude towards him was instant. Get up respectfully.
"I only knew to call you Mr. Dongguo before, but I didn't know that you were from the Dongguo family. I'm so disrespectful. I'm Xuwang, a man from Yizhou in the south of the Yangtze River. I'm sorry that I haven't been able to treat you with courtesy for a long time."
After saluting respectfully, Skeleton sighed while clutching his chest, almost holding back two tears to express his heartache.
"It's over! Xiao Wang's secondary disease is getting worse!" Nightingale cooperatively asked what is secondary disease, and Bones explained.
"It's just like Xiao Wang, who is obviously a demon, but always thinks he is a human being. I guess he was hit in the head when he was resurrected, so that's why he made so many boring remarks. If you say it, give it less." The little demons have spoiled my son by reading human novels."
"That's how Xiaowang went there back then. A hunter gave him candy and called him a kid, and he followed him foolishly. He was finally shot to death by an arrow. Finally, the Taoist priest who beat us last time used a recovery spell to hit Xiaowang. On Wang Wang's body, no matter how sick the fox came back to life, it also came back to life! WoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooDad, so sad!”
"Mr. Dong Guo, do you think Xiaowang's illness can still be cured?"
It was the first time I saw Mr. Bones pretending to cry, so Wen Renxuwang believed that he was crying. Mr. Dong Guo's expression of suppressed laughter looked extremely painful, and he said in a trembling voice.
"Master Bones...I don't know...I think Xiao Wang is probably too sick. As a human being, I'd better have less contact with him, lest he smell the smell of human beings and cause human paranoia again. Guilty."
The tears of the bones flowed down, Wen Renxuwang was a little shaken in his heart, seeing him crying for himself, the thought of killing this person went to nowhere, and Wen Renxuwang's most serious problem reappeared.
Am I a human or a fox?
I'm a human, so why in the body of a fox?
I am a fox, so why do I have human memory?
If he believes that he is a human being, he must kill the person crying for him in front of him. If he admits that he is a fox, he will do such ugly things with his father?
No!I am human!I must kill him!
Waiting for the skeleton to cry and walk towards the fire sadly, wanting to feed Wen Renxuwang the roasted meat to refresh his mind, Wen Renxuwang tried his best to push the skeleton towards the burning firewood.
15 run away from home
Are bones about to become BBQ bones?
The answer is of course no.
Wen Ren Xuwang had indeed tried his best, but when his hand touched the skeleton, his whole body went numb, and the bone felt as if it was about to melt, excruciatingly painful, and then something incomprehensible to him happened.
The bones creaked, and he saw with his own eyes that his body began to shrink slowly. First, the hand that touched the skeleton spread to the head.
This kind of pain was worse than that of incarnation. At least the happiness brought by the skeleton helped divert his attention at that time, and now he could only endure the unspeakable pain on his own.
When the bones felt pushed gently by someone, when they turned around, they saw Ren Xuwang huddled softly beside his feet. The original 16-year-old boy's appearance directly changed into the appearance of an eight-year-old child, and the single clothes on his body changed accordingly. It was baggy, and the corner of the clothes touched the sparks of the woodpile, and they burned up.
"Oh my god!"
The bones hugged Wen Renxu at a high speed, and entered the Bibo Pool in a flash, and the body that had just shrunk was stimulated by the icy water of this lake, and the pain worsened, Wen Ren
"We know that you are Wen Ren Xuwang, but you are not human Wen Ren Xuwang, you are just a demon fox from who knows where, the demon clan is worthy of being a demon clan, and you have no morals at all."
The white ears ran out from the head, and the tail suddenly grew out. Wen Renxuwang couldn't keep his balance and fell to the ground, the tail hurt terribly.
"I'm obviously human... Wenren Xuwang, who neither my parents want, nor Wenren Xuwang, who is hated by my seniors, even if I have ears and a tail, I'm still human..."
I am not a fox that can only run on four legs, a fox that can only lick water with my tongue, a fox that wants to tear raw meat and devour it, or a fox that can go into heat because of a little smell. But with such a body, how can I call myself Humanity!
"The method is simple."
The fifth senior brother handed Wen Renxuwang the jade plaque of the sect, with the micro characters on it shining brightly.
"Remember what I told you once, we are practitioners, and it is the responsibility of practitioners to do the Tao for the heavens."
"So why don't you hurry up and make amends and kill the monster to avenge the dead brothers!"
"Only in this way can you prove that you are a human being."
To...kill the skeleton?
After receiving the jade card, Wen Renxuwang felt panicked. First of all, although he has transformed, he has no strength. How easy is it to kill the skeleton that can transform into wings and use black flames?
Besides, it really killed the skeleton... He always felt that he would lose something from now on.
"Senior brother... This body is the child of the bones. If I really want to kill the bones, then it's not..."
Patricide?
"Then you want to continue to be that ignorant demon and no longer be a human being?"
"Think about it for yourself."
The figures of the brothers slowly disappeared, and Wen Renxuwang heard the bones calling to him.
"Xiao Wenwen, Xiao Renren, Xiao Xuxu, Xiao Wangwang! How long are you going to sleep, the sun is drying your ass!"
With a slap, the buttocks were lightly slapped, and the fluffy ears were blown in. Thanks to the bones being so noisy, Wen Renxuwang finally woke up from that uncomfortable dream.
"Daddy! Don't touch your hands! And don't bite my ears!"
"How can I bite! I bite the hair of my mouth."
"So where did the drool on my ears come from!"
"Perhaps it was rained just now?"
Lie ghosts!With the sound of gnashing teeth, the skeleton directly lifted Wen Renxuwang's chin to check whether the child had crushed his teeth.
"Xiaowang, it's not good if your teeth are broken! Tell daddy! Dad will take you to see your teeth, and then drink more milk and supplement calcium! But you look like 16 years old, your teeth are really broken, I'm afraid you have to press dentures Bar."
What is calcium?Are dentures gold teeth and silver teeth?Wen Renxuwang sometimes couldn't understand what the bones said at all, but he found the words of the bones quite interesting, but what the senior brothers said in the dream...
The spring festival was still going on, the air still smelled of those things, and occasionally I could hear the embarrassing voices coming from not far away with my good ears.
I am human, not those shameless monsters!And there is only one way to prove that he is still a human being—kill the skeleton in front of him, avenge the dead brothers, and do justice for the heavens.
Bones didn't know that Wen Renxuwang had made up his mind, and he was still talking to himself, my dear son didn't answer for a long time, and Bones finally felt bored, thinking about taking out the bottle containing the essence that Wen Renxuwang released yesterday, Wen Ren As soon as Xu Wang smelled it, he turned his head and hid under the quilt.
"Take that thing away!"
"Why did you take it away? I checked a lot of books, and it said that this is an extremely essence, a great tonic, especially for the fox clan, it is a must-have medicine for cultivation. Xiao Wang, you didn't take it yesterday. So I specially saved it for you, the vacuum preservation is still very fresh.”
The small bottle was snatched by Wen Renxuwang and thrown far away. Mr. Dong Guo with pink cheeks was almost smashed right on the ground. Nightingale quickly cleaned up the debris and residues. Laugh on leg.
"Finally there is a monster that can make Lord Skeleton deflated!"
I never thought that my kindness would be rejected, and I felt a little headache. Seeing the increasingly embarrassing atmosphere, Mr. Dong Guo hurried over to make things right.
"Master Bones, isn't it too early for you to educate people about such things?"
"Morning? Isn't a fox able to be a father in ten months? Xiaowang is now three hundred years old, and he has already passed the age of being a father."
Even if it is calculated according to the human soul, 16 years old is considered an adult, and it is not surprising to do those things.Thinking of this, Gu Gu asked Wen Ren Xu Wang again.
"Have you learned what I taught you yesterday?"
The person who got under the quilt was silent, and the skeleton thought he didn't understand, so he said it again.
"I taught you how to masturbate yesterday, or should I repeat it again?"
Then he stretched out his hand to touch Wen Renxu and looked down.
"Touch me again! I'll kill you!"
The backlog of resentment finally broke out, Wen Renxu Wang kicked the skeleton's hand away, the kick was so hard that the skeleton was kicked to the ground.
"I'm not a fox! I'm Wenren Xuwang but I'm not a fox's Wenrenxuwang! It's a human's Wenrenxuwang!"
"Please don't touch me with your dirty hands again!"
Mr. Dong Guo was frightened by this fact, and his mind was spinning quickly, and he had already figured out a way to deal with Wenren Xuwang.
"Mr. Dong Guo... this kid is sick again..."
Mr. Dong Guo is not a simple person, he immediately understood the meaning of the bones and sighed.
"Yes, Mr. Bones, I thought that after the transformation, Wenren Xuwang's illness would be cured, but I didn't expect that not only did it not heal, but it became more and more serious."
Nightingale, who reacted quickly, also sighed, as if the sigh was contagious, the monsters who were busy eating to replenish their strength before going to the other places also sighed.
"Xiaowang, do you remember me? I am Mr. Dongguo. The Dongguo family in the south of the Yangtze River is my hometown."
"Are you human too?"
Wen Renxuwang was originally from Jiangnan, even though he was young when he left Jiangnan, he knew the reputation of the Dongguo family. After Mr. Dongguo's introduction, Wen Renxuwang didn't see any evil spirit in him, so his attitude towards him was instant. Get up respectfully.
"I only knew to call you Mr. Dongguo before, but I didn't know that you were from the Dongguo family. I'm so disrespectful. I'm Xuwang, a man from Yizhou in the south of the Yangtze River. I'm sorry that I haven't been able to treat you with courtesy for a long time."
After saluting respectfully, Skeleton sighed while clutching his chest, almost holding back two tears to express his heartache.
"It's over! Xiao Wang's secondary disease is getting worse!" Nightingale cooperatively asked what is secondary disease, and Bones explained.
"It's just like Xiao Wang, who is obviously a demon, but always thinks he is a human being. I guess he was hit in the head when he was resurrected, so that's why he made so many boring remarks. If you say it, give it less." The little demons have spoiled my son by reading human novels."
"That's how Xiaowang went there back then. A hunter gave him candy and called him a kid, and he followed him foolishly. He was finally shot to death by an arrow. Finally, the Taoist priest who beat us last time used a recovery spell to hit Xiaowang. On Wang Wang's body, no matter how sick the fox came back to life, it also came back to life! WoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooDad, so sad!”
"Mr. Dong Guo, do you think Xiaowang's illness can still be cured?"
It was the first time I saw Mr. Bones pretending to cry, so Wen Renxuwang believed that he was crying. Mr. Dong Guo's expression of suppressed laughter looked extremely painful, and he said in a trembling voice.
"Master Bones...I don't know...I think Xiao Wang is probably too sick. As a human being, I'd better have less contact with him, lest he smell the smell of human beings and cause human paranoia again. Guilty."
The tears of the bones flowed down, Wen Renxuwang was a little shaken in his heart, seeing him crying for himself, the thought of killing this person went to nowhere, and Wen Renxuwang's most serious problem reappeared.
Am I a human or a fox?
I'm a human, so why in the body of a fox?
I am a fox, so why do I have human memory?
If he believes that he is a human being, he must kill the person crying for him in front of him. If he admits that he is a fox, he will do such ugly things with his father?
No!I am human!I must kill him!
Waiting for the skeleton to cry and walk towards the fire sadly, wanting to feed Wen Renxuwang the roasted meat to refresh his mind, Wen Renxuwang tried his best to push the skeleton towards the burning firewood.
15 run away from home
Are bones about to become BBQ bones?
The answer is of course no.
Wen Ren Xuwang had indeed tried his best, but when his hand touched the skeleton, his whole body went numb, and the bone felt as if it was about to melt, excruciatingly painful, and then something incomprehensible to him happened.
The bones creaked, and he saw with his own eyes that his body began to shrink slowly. First, the hand that touched the skeleton spread to the head.
This kind of pain was worse than that of incarnation. At least the happiness brought by the skeleton helped divert his attention at that time, and now he could only endure the unspeakable pain on his own.
When the bones felt pushed gently by someone, when they turned around, they saw Ren Xuwang huddled softly beside his feet. The original 16-year-old boy's appearance directly changed into the appearance of an eight-year-old child, and the single clothes on his body changed accordingly. It was baggy, and the corner of the clothes touched the sparks of the woodpile, and they burned up.
"Oh my god!"
The bones hugged Wen Renxu at a high speed, and entered the Bibo Pool in a flash, and the body that had just shrunk was stimulated by the icy water of this lake, and the pain worsened, Wen Ren
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