Monster Dad's Parenting Notes

Is only eight years old!Don't do what you shouldn't do! "

"What did I do! What kind of monster did you think of me!"

Wen Renxu, whose clothes had been put on backwards, came out with his bones akimbo in a pose of pride.

"You haven't been loved by your father, have you envied and hated you?" Wen Renxuwang tugged at the crumpled silk dress, thinking it would look good in reverse. In addition, he didn't want to recall it in the first place, so he was left behind as a nightmare, and the skeleton felt a lot more relieved when he saw that he didn't ask anything.

Taking Wenren Xuwang to treat in the black column, he took advantage of Xiaowang's rest time to relax his body. The aftereffect of accelerated recovery is that the bones all over the body swelled and uncomfortable, and the bones returned to their original appearance, just like the prototype. The skeleton began to see the results of the experiment he set.

Unexpectedly, Wen Ren Xuwang woke up at this time and even entered the room that the skeleton didn't want to enter at all.

To be honest, he has never been to other places except hiding in the captain's room to watch the stars, or doing things in the third laboratory, and occasionally using the medical room to save monsters for so many years. That's because he never My heart resisted entering other rooms.

So when looking for Xiaowang, it was also the first time he entered the vice captain's lounge.

Repelling everything in this room in his heart, he still called up the room monitor to check why Xiaowang fainted by relying on the memory that he didn't know where it came from.

First, I saw Xiaowang pull out a photo, and his gut instinct told him that it was a photo of him when he was young, and the people next to him were the source of his unhappiness. The prototype that saw the skeleton panicked, then accidentally ran into the alarm, and then was knocked out by the spray of hypnotic gas.

He gently hugged him out, and then acted like he had just woken up. His being stupid again seemed to comfort Wen Renxuwang. He didn't talk about those things, nor was he curious about what he saw.

It's just that the bones can't forget Wen Renxuwang's distorted face because of fear of his own prototype, so he made up his mind to never let Wen Renxuwang know his prototype, and how long can he hide this matter?The skeleton doesn't know either.

21 The beginning of second-hand life

what is life

Skeletons seem to have read somewhere that human beings define life as the various behaviors that organisms perform for survival and development.

"It's just so boring!"

Suddenly tore the bamboo slip in his hand, and Xia Ying hit the skull again.

"Master Bones, can you tell me, you who just said you would check the patrol distribution map, why did you suddenly say such boring words? You even tore the bamboo slips!"

"I suddenly lost interest. Is this reason enough?"

Wen Renxuwang, who had nothing to do at the side, thought that his father must have gone to another place with two minds, and looked at the awkward bones and was very happy.

Throwing the tattered bamboo slips back to Xia Ying, the bones simply fell on the carpet and arranged in big characters. He just felt lazy and didn't want to do anything. The spring festival has just ended, and the sun is so warm and the wind is so light, isn't it? Is it a great time to sleep?Yawning, the bones wanted to close their eyes. Wen Renxu saw Xia Ying trembling with anger and had no choice but to take the bones, and walked obediently to the bones.

"Daddy, what is that patrol route?"

"What? Is Xiaowang curious?"

Skeleton regained his energy, rolled over and got up, snatched the bamboo slip from Xia Ying's hand, and began to change into a serious expression.

"Son, patrolling is a big deal for Cang Ya!"

"Everyone knows that the current world is not peaceful, and we are monsters hated by human beings. Some people even claim that monsters are a great food! Not only are they not afraid when they see us, but they rush to catch us like chicken blood, which caused the original A situation where humans detour when they see us turns into a situation where we have to detour when we see humans, so this patrol means a lot!"

Since it is of great significance... Dad, why do you still tear up the bamboo slips...

Flipping through the bamboo slips, I heard that people were amazed that all the topography of the Cangya was depicted on it, so there was only a good picture written on it like a naughty boy, with Patrol Point [-], Patrol Point [-], and then it directly becomes Unreadable text.

This...couldn't be Daddy's handwriting?

Before Wen Renxuwang could raise any questions, the bones began to violently attack themselves.

"How about a good son, isn't daddy's handwriting very distinctive? At a glance, other monsters can see that it is my style. When I try to see it again, I find that I can't understand what is written at all. This is a secret. The best way to work."

Pointing to the line of characters that seemed to be written in a drowsy state, Wen Renxu looked at the bones.

"Then Daddy, what is written in this typesetting?" The skeleton immediately leaned over, and it was close to touching Wen Renxu's cheek.

"Let me see..."

Staring at the typesetting, the bones didn't say a word for a long time. Wen Renxu saw the bones and looked away, his eyes drifted away, as if he was trying to remember what he had written, and immediately knew that his father must not read it either. Know what you wrote.

"Xiaowang...actually this is a confidential document...so I can't tell you what it's written in..."

Nightingale giggled and placed the peeled fruit in front of the father and son.

"Yes, Mr. Bones, you wrote confidential documents, so the patrol soldiers in those areas don't know how to patrol until now, so they have to fly around aimlessly all day." Bones laughed helplessly. In the laboratory, he typed and set up the program. When the king of the little demons didn’t need him to write anything, so he got a map of Cangya on a whim to demarcate the patrol area and explained it to the demons. The twisted twist made all the goblins laugh.

Since there is no way to correct it and he is too lazy to correct it, the skeleton simply regards these childish handwriting as his own exclusive representative. The handwriting is ugly, and there are often situations where he does not want to write after writing, so he has become a bunch of himself in front of him. The characters that I can't understand have also won the reputation of oracle bone inscriptions.

"Good boy... Wait for the monster education class organized by Mr. Dong Guo to start in a few days, you have to practice hard, don't be like me..."

"Daddy, weren't you quite proud of the word that can be used as a confidential document?"

"But... I'm the only one who can understand how lonely it is."

Xia Ying felt that she was going to get sick if she was pissed off by the skeleton, so she snatched the fruit from the skeleton and left the cruel words for the skeleton to correct the text, and went back to her own den to rest.

Wen Renxuwang used to copy calligraphy and painting talismans, so he was very confident in calligraphy. Seeing that the bones had nothing to do, and the map had to be redone, he hoped to help the bones.

"Daddy, how about I write it for you?"

"Yeah!"

Like a magic trick, Skeleton found a sheepskin map from Nightingale's sleeve. After asking for a long time, he found that none of the monsters had brushes by their side. Now he ran to find a weasel and pulled a handful of his tail hairs, and skimmed the last one. Tie thin bamboo into a brush, and then steal the inkstone that Guixianren treasured, and the Four Treasures of the Study for his precious son are ready.

Seeing that his inkstone was taken away by Wen Renxuwang, Guixianren felt a little uncomfortable. It would be fine if it was a skeleton, but Wen Renxuwang is a human soul after all. When the demons clash, maybe Wenren Xuwang will go back to help humans.

"Master Bones, you'd better take those hairs to Fulu Town and find someone to make a writing brush for you, look how ugly it looks..."

Skeletons are deaf ears, and those finished products can't be bought directly in the city. The most important thing is the heart!

The first set of tools that the baby used around him was made by his father. Even if these things are used up and will not be used this time, they can also become important souvenirs for father and son.

Nightingale saw that the Gui Xianren hadn't turned into a prototype, but maintained a human appearance and stared at the noisy skeleton, so she said something sour in a moderate voice.

Gui Xianren didn't realize that Nightingale was talking about herself, and after looking around for a long time, she saw Mr. Dong Guo coming with a bottle of vinegar.

"Master Skeleton, when my Wolf University was hunting today, we met a traveling merchant whose carriage had overturned. The man said it was a bad omen, so he sold all the goods to Wolf University at a low price. I took a look and steamed a dumpling to make a It's pretty good for Baozi to use this vinegar as a dipping water."

The bones that Jiaozi Baozi said became interested, and immediately pulled Nightingale over to ask her if she had any flour at home.

Wen Renxuwang could see that Dad was a guy who was only interested in everything for 3 minutes, so he had to cough and call back the skeleton who was about to make dumplings again.

"Daddy, the dumplings are only eaten for lunch now, so don't worry. You just broke sister Xia Ying's things. Don't you hurry up and fix the picture in front of you to make up for it?"

The eight-year-old Wen Renxuwang spoke in a childish voice, and the content of these words actually compared the adult bones. Nightingale had an expression that everyone saw that his son was more sensible than his father. Not only did the bones not feel ashamed, but they even crossed Waist laughing.

"As expected of my son! Such a sense of responsibility!" Xia Ying, who was resting in the nest, finally couldn't bear it anymore, picked up the pillow and threw it at him.

"Since your baby, Xiao Wang, has a strong sense of responsibility, why don't you, a father, learn a little bit!"

The king of Cangya has no majesty in front of these monsters who have lived together for a long time, so he can only hold the pillow thrown by Xia Ying on his head to make people laugh.

"Look baby, Aunt Xia Ying has no pillow to sleep on~"

That handsome appearance makes these foolish things seem