Monster Dad's Parenting Notes

Ming, aren't you afraid of capsizing?

"My name is the Salt Snake, and I'm an ugly monster as you can see."

26 Gossip

Wen Renxu looked quite worried about the salt snake.

However, hearing that a fisherman was taking care of him recently, and that the salt snake didn't intend to eat the fisherman made Wen Renxu feel better.

The gossip of the Dragon Clan is actually quite famous in the cultivation world. Whoever he is, as long as he grows up in the Cultivation Sect, his brothers and sisters will tell them how sacred the Dragon Clan is, even though none of them have ever seen a dragon.

It's just that no one is perfect, and neither is a dragon. From the heroic stories of the dragon clan to the scandals of many people fighting for the palace, they are all used as the material of the story, so Wen Renxuwang's feeling for them has always remained at The family is extremely disharmonious, so it starts to worry about the salt snake again.

"Relax! No matter how worried you are, what should happen will still happen, so what can you do?"

The farmer I met the other day came to the bone’s residence to deliver food. The sleepy snake in his family finally woke up. The husband and wife came to report the news, and the unspoiled tuna became their family’s dinner. The snake The demon specially sent the fish back to the farmer, which made people feel uneasy walking alone. The skeleton was caught by Xia Ying and questioned but never came back. Wen Renxuwang kept sending the farmer home out of courtesy, and also got to know the forest by the way.

"I heard from Mr. Dong Guo that your name is Yue Nong? Your snake is called Su Cailan?"

"Yeah, Su Cailan is a good name, right? It looks quite elegant, but it just means rotten vegetables, hahaha!"

Yue Nong's words choked Wen Renxu Wang, why do all the human beings in this Cangya look abnormal...

Mr. Dong Guo heard that Yue Nong had been here, and the two hadn't seen each other for a long time, so he also came over to say hello and reminisce about the old days. When they met, he laughed at Yue Nong when he saw a creature that could speak and think, so he wanted to publicize his bad name everywhere.

"You call him rotten vegetables, be careful that one day all the vegetables in the vegetable field will really rot."

"Then I'll tell Zhensu Cailan to eat all the rotten vegetables to save wastage!"

"You are venting your anger, angry that he left you alone for five months in an empty room."

Yue Nong blushed, even if he kept talking!Wen Renxuwang could also see that he really liked that alluring snake demon who couldn't tell the gender of a man or woman, why Wen Renxuwang couldn't help but wonder.

"Excuse me...how did you fall in love with that snake?"

"This..."

Yue Nong hesitated for a long time, and finally couldn't resist the cuteness of Wenren Xingwang, and decided to tell everything that was hidden in his heart.

"Actually...my encounter with him was very simple."

"In the beginning, I didn't contact him with the intention of saving him. It was just that he was about to freeze to death when I inspected the fields. I thought he was thick and short, suitable for making a belt, and the color was beautiful silver. , I just picked him up and wanted to make a beautiful belt for the woman I like, but I didn’t have a pocket so I put it in my bosom.”

"Who knew that he woke up! I heard that before I married a wife, in the name of repaying my favor, I will... hey, I won't say that you are still a child! Anyway, I feel very comfortable, and he is worth relying on. So I followed him."

It’s okay if you don’t say it...Wen Renxuwang’s mouth twitched. After all, he witnessed Yue Nong making out with his family Su Cailan that day, and he couldn’t help but think of the gasp of the two of them at that time, as well as his father’s flirting with him.

"Speaking of...man and man, oh! No, it should be male and male can combine..."

If it's a woman, Wen Renxuwang accidentally saw what the brothers and sisters were doing in secret, and knows the general idea, but men and men... what should I do?

The head was hit, and the ears of the two humans in front of them turned red.

"Kids, don't be too curious! Although you are an adult fox now, you must be at least fifteen or sixteen years old before you can try this kind of thing!"

In fact, I am also 16 years old... Well, since others don't want to say it, then I don't want to ask it either.

"Then Mr. Dongguo, how did you meet your wolf family? Because..." Because Wen Renxuwang still remembered a fable that suddenly broke out ten years ago, called Mr. Dongguo and the wolf, to the effect that he was a fool The scholar, who was blind and couldn't tell the good from the bad, saved a wolf and was finally eaten by his kindness. His biological father also said at the time that the surname Dongguo was used in this story was disrespectful to the Dongguo family. When a man surnamed Dong Guo and a wolf demon were husband and wife in Ya, he was really shocked.

"That bastard of the Zhao family!"

Zhao family?Wen Renxuwang vaguely remembered that the most close friend of the Dongguo family at that time was a senior official surnamed Zhao, who was also the person who wrote this story.

"I have always regarded that bastard as my younger brother. Who knew that he had other thoughts about me! I refused! Later, he actually wanted to force me in the hunting ground! Luckily, Wolf University was nearby and saved me. Because of this, Langda and I fell in love at first sight, and in the end we couldn't bear the lovesickness and ran away with him, that bastard from the Zhao family actually made up such a story to ruin my family's reputation!"

Well...the truth tells everyone that a story is always a story, and when one day you really meet the protagonist of the story, the truth will definitely smear your face with blood...At least Wen Renxuwang thinks that his childhood was completely destroyed.

The three of them were talking and laughing, and they were about to go to the place where they parted. A rabbit fell from the sky and hit the place. Just when Wen Renxuwang almost thought that the race between the tortoise and the hare or waiting for the hare was about to appear, A pure white elk appeared in front of them.

"Damn rabbit! If you dare to follow me, be careful and I will kill you!"

"Little White Deer! My heart to you is as sincere as the sun, the moon and the stars, why can't you accept my love!"

The rabbit patted the footprints on its body, its red eyes sparkling.

"Look, I'm the same white as Xiaolu and you. Such a good match is like a gift from the heavens. You just follow me!"

After speaking, the rabbit jumped on the white elk without thinking about its own safety. The elk was also very angry, raised its horns, and the rabbit instantly turned into stars in the sky.

"Mr. Rabbit... all right?"

The white elk flicked its lower horns, looking restless, but it suddenly became friendly after seeing Wen Renxu's gaze.

"Don't worry, little Wangwang, that rabbit is not that weak, it will be a good rabbit after lying down for two or three days at most. Although I know he likes me...but that's just because I'm white and special! Damn it !" The hoof kicked the bottom heavily, and the three saw a big hole in the ground, and couldn't help but praise the strength of the white elk's hoof.

"It looks white...is it good-looking...and why do you call me Xiaowangwang?"

"Because Mr. Bones always call you that, my little Wangwangwangwangwangwangwangwangwangwangwangwangwangwangwangwangwangwangwangwangwangwangwangwangwangwangwangwangwangwangwangwangwangwangwangwangwangwangwangwangwangwangwangwangwangwangwangwangwangwangwangwangwangwang...brings a good vibe to Cangya..."

Daddy...can you stop embarrassing me like this...

Wen Renxuwang almost covered his face and buried it in the hole kicked out by the white elk just now, and then he heard the white elk continue.

"White...I don't like my white skin at all...the deer in the clan regard me as a different kind, although they say they are offering me as a fairy deer...but I am not a fairy deer at all! The deer can't stand the one who is still careful with me..."

"For this reason, Lord Skeleton also specially explained to me that I am just albinism, which is not a strange phenomenon! Those guys still can't change their attitude towards me. How disgusting! Anyway, I like me because I look special!"

The three people present really understood why the deer herd had such an attitude. Look at the curvaceous and strong body of this white elk, plus the beautiful horns. If the three people in front of them were fanatical traders, they would definitely want to shut it down. Get up and sell for money.

"Being liked, isn't it good?"

When Wen Renxu asked the straightforward question, the white elk suddenly became ashamed.

"It's not bad...it's just really annoying! I'm not a child of the Deer King, but I get higher treatment than him. The deer group are even more afraid that I will get hurt and won't allow me to participate in the next Deer King trials! This is sincere Upset the deer..."

"So have you made it clear?"

After waiting for a long time, the white elk answered no.

"As soon as I told them about my troubles, the rest of the deer said that I shouldn't think so, it's a good thing to be treated specially, and I'm still young, and when I get older, I'll be glad to have a special status ..." "Then you should be older, and go to those old guys to argue!" After speaking, Mr. Dong Guo took Wen Renxu Wang and waved to Yue Nong to say goodbye, and then hugged Wen Renxu Wang and did it. On the body of a white elk.

"I've heard that after the Spring Festival, I have to take a child from the Deer Clan to study, and I was always warned to treat that child well, otherwise the Deer Clan will never end with me, which made me depressed for a long time. I volunteered to teach , how did it become your nursery school, fortunately, it feels good to see you today, so I will forgive you."

"What? Study class? Mr. Dong Guo, the horns of this elk are quite big. It should be an adult deer. Do you still need to study?"

"A child cannot be considered an adult after being transformed into a form, so I have to add you to this study class!"

"What! I'm not going!"

No matter how famous Mr. Dong Guo's family is, how misleading it would become under the influence of this strange Cangya atmosphere.

"That's the order of Mr. Bones! Who told you that you are a child who doesn't know anything."

"Nonsense! I know a lot!"

But...Since this is Daddy's wish, then I will reluctantly agree.

"Then... well... future teacher, future classmates, can you get off my back!"

quietly touched the deer