The ancient dragon embankment of Ruoshui Three Thousand

In the past two days, the fat man has been eating and drinking here, and his mouth is crooked when he is happy. Poker Ping is a professional missing person, and if he doesn't pay attention, he will disappear out of thin air. Wu Xie has long been used to this, as long as he stays in the fight Thank goodness for missing.

The two days passed quickly, and it was the day of departure in a blink of an eye. The initial plan was to take the train to Chengdu first, and then change to a car to head to the mountains.Uncle San and Pan Zi had set out to take care of everything the day before, and tried to find a way to transport the equipment there, and the remaining nine people followed the plan.Uncle Bai has a wide range of connections, and he has booked two luxurious boxes, one for four people, specifically, Wu Xie, Black Glasses, Poker Oil Ping and Zhuo Linyu, fat man, Uncle Bai, Bai Shisan, skinny and bald One room was smaller than the single one, so we had to make up one room with other passengers.

Wu Xie walked into the box, first put the backpack on the lower bunk of the left bed, took a good seat out of direct sunlight, stretched out his limbs comfortably on the bed, saw the black glasses, and hurriedly snatched Wu Xie's upper bunk , have fun:

"Hehehe, little third master, I'll sleep on top of you." Wu Xie gave him a blank look and said nothing.Zhuo Linyu took hold of the upper bunk on the right, turned over, stepped onto the edge of the bed lightly, turned his head to greet Poker Bottle,

"Qi Ling, then you can sleep under me." Poker Ping didn't look up, walked over and lay down facing the wall, and went to meet Zhou Gong privately.Zhuo Linyu showed a faint smile, and lay down on his back in a good mood.The silent carriage made people upset, Wu Xie felt bored, sat up, and was about to go out for a stroll, when he opened the door of the compartment, he suddenly heard a deafening roar,

"Damn, uncle, why did I offend you, fat man? As for what?" Wu Xie was taken aback, pricked up his ears driven by curiosity, only to hear a slightly angry male voice from the next box:

"What did you say? What did you just say? You said I'm a sissy?" Wu Xie heard, isn't this Bai Shisan?Arguing with the fat man?girls?Well, his uncle, I have long wanted to scold him like this, but I have no guts, haha, what a fat man.

"No, no, where is this? You are a man." The fat man immediately defended.

"You say I'm glib and putting on airs?"

"No, you are serious, sitting upright..."

"You say I'm narrow-minded?"

"No, no, you are magnanimous"

"You still say I'm dry?"

"No, no, you're wet..."

"you……"

Immediately there were bursts of bursts of laughter, Wu Xie was already blushing when he heard this, and was about to burst out laughing when the black glasses suddenly hugged him from behind and pulled him back to the box and closed the door,

"Little third master, take it easy, don't let people hear you."

"Pfft...hahahaha...", Wu Xie couldn't hold back any longer, lay on the bed out of breath from laughing, and kept beating the pillow with his hands. He was amused by the black glasses, and walked over and sat down. Beside Wu Xie, while wiping his tears, he said softly:

"I said little third master, please keep your voice down, if that kid hears it, he will come over and beat you up",

"Haha, he dares, but the fat man is so cute, he can use idioms, and he's so wet, hahaha, why didn't I think of it before? Image, too fucking image, hahaha..."

The black glasses stared at him intently, patted his back with his hands, and said with a smile:

"Okay, if you laugh again, you will get angry. I say you are really innocent."

"What? Of course I am the real Wu Xie, not a fake."

"I'm talking about innocence..." the black glasses sighed helplessly.

"Hey? Yeah, what are you calling me for?

"I said, you are really innocent."

"Damn, you're crazy, I'm not a fake."

"..." The black glasses were embarrassed, thinking how could this child be so naive and stupid?

"It's so naive..." The black glasses still smiled like a flower, stretched out his hand to pinch Wu Xie's face, got up and turned on the bed.

"What are you doing..." Wu Xie turned from joy to anger, and slammed the bed board with his hand to vent, damn, are you teasing the child?He actually pinched Lao Tzu, and then he realized that what the black glasses kept saying was "Wu Xie", not "Wu Xie". Damn, it's okay to play word games.

"Come down," the cold voice suddenly remembered, Wu Xie looked along the source of the sound, and Poker Face sat up at some point, his cold eyes shot at the black glasses,

"What?" Black Glasses asked back,

"I sleep there",

"why?"

"I can't sleep in the sun here."

Wu Xie was worried that it might be because of too much noise just now, and the little brother got angry, so he said flatteringly:

"Brother, why don't you sleep here with me, I'll switch with you, there's no light here."

Poker Bottle was silent for a while, raised his head and still faced the black glasses, and said lightly:

"It's too noisy down there."

The black glasses were full of displeasure, and he was about to refuse, when he suddenly thought of something, he laughed and jumped out of bed,

"Okay, change it."

Poker-Face threw the black gold ancient knife on the black-spectacled bed, turned over on the bed, and lay face down.Seeing Poker Fing sleeping on his upper bunk, Wu Xie felt indescribably comfortable, at least it gave him an indescribable sense of security. Looking at Zhuo Linyu in a blink of an eye, the other person's face was obviously not very good-looking. Puzzled, I heard the black glasses say softly:

"This place is good, you can see the cute sleeping appearance of the third master, don't you think, third master?

Wu Xie glanced at him, but didn't bother to answer him, so he simply lay down facing the wall like Poker, NND, I want you to watch.

After spending more than 30 hours on the train, Wu Xie's legs were a little weak when he got off the train. Although it was a winter morning, the air was not cold.A group of people walked out of the station under the dim moonlight. Pan Zi had already been waiting in front of the platform. When he saw everyone coming out, he exchanged greetings and led the way.Turning around and turning into a remote street, three off-road vehicles had already parked at the corner of the street. Pan Zi took the lead in the first one to lead the way, and everyone got into the car one after another. After driving for a distance, Wu Xie asked Pan Zi:

"Pan Zi, where's third uncle?"

"Don't worry, little third master. The third master has already gone there first with the map. Let us follow up. He is waiting for us at the destination."

"oh, I see."

"Hey, I said Da Pan, what exactly is your third master looking for?" The fat man suddenly asked curiously.

"I heard that it is the place of Gulongdi, but I don't know what it is."

"Gu Long? The one who wrote the novel?"

"Damn, fat man, it's not easy. You even know the hero Gu Long? I thought you only knew weapons." Wu Xie patted the fat man on the shoulder with a smile, teasing him.

"I said, you are allowed to know each other, but the fat man is not allowed to know him? What is that? I have read his novels, so it is nothing, 'The wind is cold, the blood is cold, the sword is cold, people It's also cold...'What? Why do you think this person is so long-winded? Just say 'people are dead', simple and clear, once everything is settled, how good is it?"

"Hahahaha..." This sentence amused everyone in the car, Wu Xie was surprised to find that even the oil bottle next to him couldn't help moving the corners of his mouth, and Pan Zi laughed out loud:

"It's so fucking incisive, fat man, if old Mr. Gu Long hears this, he will definitely cheat you out of a brat. However, there is a word Di after Gu Long, it's not Gu Long..."

"Don't be afraid, don't be afraid, if you encounter a fraudulent corpse, my brother will go up, if you meet a bright weapon, I will go up. Who cares about his younger brother (di) and sister, even if his brother and sister-in-law become rice dumplings together, it is still a piece of cake in front of my little brother." a plate of?"

"Shameless..." Wu Xie turned his head and glanced at Poker Finger, seeing that the other party was still looking out of the window expressionlessly, feeling a little relieved, he casually scolded the fat man.And Zhuo Linyu who was sitting next to Poker Ping didn't know what he was thinking, and remained silent all the way.

The poem said: "The road to Shu is difficult, and it is difficult to go to the blue sky...", this is true. Looking at the rolling mountains on both sides, it is amazing.Suddenly Pan Zi slammed on the brakes, and everyone couldn't help but fell forward, and the fat man complained angrily:

"Da Pan, you fucking watch the road!"

"It's none of my business, you look ahead," Pan Zi said, stretching out a finger to the front, Wu Xie looked along Pan Zi's hand, and took a breath for a moment.