[Net Match] Soy Sauce Attacking the King and Turning Right

Current channel, security guard: Yo, yo, you are all married, right?You still got married in front of me, you really didn't take me seriously, you only came to this district for a few days, and you hooked up with men, why didn't I realize that you were such a shameless woman before?Alright, I'm blind, but my buddies from the old district are here, you two just wait for our pursuit!

The water is clear and shallow: ...

Mr. Piaoyang: ...

Shui Qingqian: Mr. security guard, do we know each other?

Then Zhuo Yang pinched Li Shan's hand holding the mouse, "I heard that he came from the old area, so there should be a female account with the same name as you in the old area who broke his heart. As for how he chased after you in this area?" I don’t know who came before us.”

Li Shan shrugged, "Looks like God doesn't want us to get together so smoothly. I thought it would be easy to get married in the game, but I ended up causing trouble without offending anyone."

Zhuo Yang squeezed his hands and turned to pinch his face, "It's okay, didn't I say that I'm here to cover you? Although our guild is not big, there are still more than [-] people above level [-], and their combat power is not good. It’s low, even if the security guard’s friends have come from the old area, it will take a while to upgrade and get equipment, I will ask the friends in the gang to help watch, so that the security guard will not dare to go out of the city.”

Li Shan pursed his lips, "Isn't it possible to PK without going out of the city? Just click on the sparring and it's over, but it's just that you can't do some tasks, especially the faction tasks. However, their upgrade speed will be much slower in this way." At that time, Li Shan seemed to think of something and his eyes widened, "Upgrade speed!!!! It turns out that your idea is here!"

Then he calmed down and turned his head to concentrate on the game. The equipment in this game is equipped with equipment levels. It can make up for some operational shortcomings.For example, Li Shan, who has never operated the Wanyao account, can kill his nurse account with two or three skills with Zhuo Yang's account.

Li Shan was relieved, but the security guard was not reconciled. Li Shan's current interface in the game slowly turned up, and was shocked by the speed of that person's screen swiping. Security guard: Come out, You guys and girls are not scared, hahahahaha.

Security guard: I have told my friends about this, you two bitch men and women are waiting to die!

Security guard: Why are you not moving, are you scared?Don't worry, even if you are afraid, I will not show mercy!

Security guard: You two dogs and men! ! ! ! !Come out, can't you really disappear?Play dead?

Security guard: Damn, I dare to get married in front of my master, but I dare not pretend to be dead. My master, let me tell you, pretend to be a rotten chrysanthemum, come out! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !

Shui Qingqian: You are the one with rotten chrysanthemums, and your whole family is rotten with chrysanthemums! ! !Who pretended to be dead, when did I know you again?Returning the young master, returning the dog and the boy, what are you?My little friend, my brother told you that the prince's disease is also a disease, and it can be cured.

Security Guard: Dead people, dogs and men, come out...

Security Guard: Damn it!Pretend, until now you are still so stubborn, you don't know the young master, right?It doesn't matter, when the time comes, Xiaoye will call to let you know Xiaoye.

The water is clear and shallow: ...

Shui Qingqian: Husband, let's go, ignore this lunatic.

Mr. Piaoyang: Wife, okay, ^_^

Then the two little people in wedding clothes on the screen arrived at the auditorium under the congratulations of the golden boy and jade girl. Following the system's default pace, they walked around the wedding hall and looked at the scenery. After walking through the long corridor, they returned to the place where they wore dresses for each other before, and then the system prompted the task to go to the Xipai to see the blessings of relatives and friends.

At this time, all the friends in Piaoyang Jun's guild entered the wedding hall, and a group of people rode on their mounts and looked at the trumpet who was cursing on the current channel, feeling very happy for no reason.So no one still remembered the two people who were getting married, but they just bought a new wedding box from the Maid of Yuehe symbolically for the two, and then Li Shan also counted the heads, and bought a corresponding number of gift boxes for return. The maid of Yuehe helped to return the gift.

This gift box is quite unique in Fighting Immortals. When you open the gift box, you can draw a lottery. The prizes will randomly come out with some blood and mana recovery medicines or some materials for making equipment, and a small amount of money will come out randomly, but the probability of getting money is too low. After all the gift boxes were opened, no money came out, but there were a lot of medicines, because I practiced the nanny account, and these blood recovery medicines were of a low level, and Mr. Piaoyang couldn't use them anymore, so Li Shan simply sent an email to The small security guard sent it over.

Current channel, Shui Qingqian: Thank you for coming to watch the ceremony and join us, that security guard, you really brought us a lot of fun today, so I sent you the blood recovery medicine opened in the gift box, don’t thank me too much , I’m afraid that when you hunt us down in the wild in the future, you’ll die and return to the city before you get enough of it, ^_^

Security Guard: You, you, you! ! ! !Do you need to be so vicious?Sure enough, it is the most poisonous woman's heart. The ancients did not deceive me.

Shui Qingqian: ...Didn't my brother tell you?I want to call my brother.Brother is not a woman~

Mr. Piaoyang: Hey, hey, wife, is it really okay for you to tease the trumpet in front of your husband like this?

Shui Qingqian: Oh my husband, you know that people only have you in their hearts, you just need to know, don’t you think this trumpet is fun?Don't be careless, my wife is watching you from behind.

Mr. Piaoyang: ...

Zhuo Yang reached out and grabbed Li Shan's shoulder, and sent Li Shan's head in his direction, "Why, are you still addicted to playing?"

Li Shan giggled, "Yeah, this trumpet who admits to the wrong person but doesn't know it is so fun."

Zhuo Yang let go of him slowly, "But you haven't thought about why he would admit the wrong person? It's not because of the name you gave! There should be a female name in the old district called Shui Qingqian, and she is also related to this trumpet It’s very shallow, but I don’t know why that female account was going to come to play in our area, and then this trumpet chased after me, so I met you who took up this name first, so it was logical that we misunderstood, but we didn’t talk to him explained."

"In his current state of mania, will he listen to our explanation?" Li Shan shrugged, "Unless the female account stands up by herself, he won't believe it."

"The female account appeared by itself? This area is still considered a new area, and there are many large accounts in the area, not to mention the various trumpets that appear every day. We only know one name now, not to mention that this name is already occupied by you. , then we don’t know the name of that female number in this area, right? Then how to find it? Ordinarily, if this security guard was pulled over by that female number, shouldn’t that female number add him as a friend immediately? Why did this security guard come to us to make trouble? This can only explain one problem, that female number wants to dump this security guard."

"It's such a complicated relationship, such a poor trumpet." Li Shan said that there was nothing he could do about it, "Why don't we go on the trumpet? I hope we can stimulate that female account! Maybe the trumpet came to find that woman. Don’t you know? What’s more, I call myself my elder brother, everyone can tell that I’m playing a monster account, but he turns a blind eye to it, or that female account is also a monster account.”

Zhuo Yang stroked his chin and thought, "What you said really makes sense, and the possibility of this is not small."

Just when the two of them were brainstorming about countermeasures for the trumpet, there was already a commotion on the loudspeaker. It turned out that the security guard saw that Shui Qingqian and Piaoyang Jun had fallen into silence again, so he simply turned on the loudspeaker to have a good time.

Qianli Transsion: Security Guard: Brothers and sisters in Vientiane, I am a person with high ambitions in the old district, and my wife came to the new district to get married.

Qianli Voice Transmission: Security Guard: This pair of dogs and men are flirting with each other in front of me. They are extremely shameless. I hereby issue a hunting order to hunt and kill this pair of dogs and men Piao Yangjun and Shui Qingqian to the end of time.

Thousands of miles of voice transmission: Lin の young master: That security guard, don't be shameless, my elder brother and sister-in-law said they don't even know you, okay!

Thousand-mile sound transmission: Security guard: Ah bah, he said he didn't know him, so he didn't know him?Forget about your elder brother, the water is clear and shallow, how dare you come out and say that you don't know me?

Thousand-mile voice transmission: Security guard: Look, don't you dare to come out?I knew it, I was guilty, and I apologized to my brother on the loudspeaker, and I can consider forgiving you.

Thousands of Miles: A Little Strawberry: Ten Jue JY plus Tianxiang, Shenyou + Random Incoming 5 Fighting Nurse above 1th Level, ++++++[-]=[-].

Thousands of miles: Security guard: The one named Strawberry, call it in the dungeon camp, don't use the trumpet of brother.

Thousand miles of sound transmission: a big watermelon: Ten Jue JY plus Tianxiang, Shenyou + chaotic entry of 5 battles and nurses above level 1, ++++++[-]=[-].Wife ignore him, let's help you with the horn.

Thousands of miles: Security guard: Damn, big watermelon and little strawberry, you are a husband and wife, it turns out that cross-races can also interbreed, brother, it is an eye-opener.

Thousands of miles: A big watermelon: Fuck, that security guard, why is he so cheap?No wonder my wife ran away with someone and reported the coordinates. If I don’t kill you until you surrender, I’m sorry for your words.

Thousand-mile voice transmission: Security guard: Oh, did you blow your hair?Come on, brother, if you are afraid of your brother, I will be sorry for your name!

Thousands of miles of sound transmission: Shuying Zhujian: Be safe, stop making trouble.Here I am, you blame the wrong person.Really, if I don't look at you for a day, you can cause a lot of trouble.

Thousands of miles of sound transmission: Shuying Zhujian: Sorry, watermelon and strawberry, you call it a dungeon.Be safe, come home with me, don't lose face on the horn.

Thousands of miles of sound transmission: Shuying Zhujian: I'm sorry Mr. Piaoyang and Fanzi's silly mother, my idiot has a brain problem.I'm so sorry for ruining your wedding.

When Li Shan just opened the game interface, he saw this female account named Zhujian Shuying apologizing on the speaker. When he saw this ID, he was stunned. This, isn’t this the name planned by the great god?Emotionally, I was named the planning girl before.

At this time, the system showed that Shuying Zhujian had chatted privately with me, I am really sorry for the silly mother fan, I don’t know if the silly mother has time recently, I have a danmei radio drama that can be completed in three episodes. The two male protagonists are still undecided, do you want to give it a try, silly mom?

Li Shan hurried to look at Zhuo Yang's computer, and sure enough, the private chat also appeared.

The author has something to say: Do you think this matter has been exposed like this?It's not that simple!