[Net Match] Soy Sauce Attacking the King and Turning Right

In fact, Li Shanda didn't need to worry about this matter, but this planner girl helped him a lot, and Li Shan still wanted to repay him in his heart.As for this security guard, Li Shan didn't want anything to do with him at all.The two of them have been unhappy since the day they met. Although they knew it was a misunderstanding, Li Shan thought he couldn't make Li Shan talk to him like a normal person.

Therefore, most of the chat records sent by the security guards were cleared by Li Shan without looking at them carefully, and then sent the system's default emoticons such as #巴尸, #笑笑, #naughty and so on. As for the other ones, there is no word at all Say more.It's just that Li Shan doesn't know that if this person is unlucky, drinking cold water can block his teeth, and if Shenjingbing takes a fancy to him, he won't even be able to hide.

He didn't know that it was because of the various emojis he posted that the security guard of Uncle Shenjingbing thought that he was a considerate, gentle and quiet person, not as strong and noisy as Shuying Zhujian. Uncle Shenjingbing passed by After the vigorous online dating, I feel that it is better to be accompanied by a gentle and quiet person, not to mention that this person is still a nanny, a copy of the panacea!

The more the security guard thought about it, the more he felt that this feeling was right, so he turned on the loudspeaker for some reason, thousands of miles of sound transmission: Security guard: The water is clear and shallow, please accept my confession of love for you, are you willing to do it? My wife? #爱心, #爱心.

The moment he saw the loudspeaker, Li Shan couldn't help being stunned. He subconsciously opened the friend list. Fortunately, Zhujian Shuying was not online. He patted his chest and replied a private message to the security guard, "You have a deep well Ice, I don’t know you well, what did you say to be your daughter-in-law? I want to die, don’t I! #恐怖。”

But the security guard didn't seem to understand Li Shan's meaning, "Oh, don't be shy, it's just a game. So what if I pursue you in the game? The first time is raw and the second time is acquaintance, have we misunderstood before?" Wrong, but don’t you think it was specially arranged by the gods for us? Look, why didn’t I admit that I was wrong and someone else mistaken for you? Isn’t this an instruction from God to prove that we are destined?”

Li Shan felt that Shen Jingbing's world was really incomprehensible to him. He stroked his forehead and quit the game immediately, regardless of the team that was downloading the dungeon.At this time, Zhuo Yang finally realized that something was wrong with Li Shan. After he told his teammates, he ran over to find Li Shan. down."

Zhuo Yang raised his eyebrows, "Oh? It's because of that security guard? What's the matter between you and him?"

Li Shan was full of grievances when he talked about this, "How do I know what's going on? As soon as I went online today, he dragged me to talk inexplicably. Aren't we downloading a dungeon? I didn't pay him much attention, just kept I sent out casual expressions and went to perfunctory him, who knows what is wrong with him and wants to say that on the loudspeaker, but luckily the planner girl is not online, otherwise I really don’t know how to explain it to her.”

"Then what do you mean, this is entirely the responsibility of the security guards?" Zhuo Yang chuckled, "You still have to think about how to explain it to the planner girl. She is indeed not online now, but this online game is no better than a stand-alone game. Any player has friends, maybe when Shuying Zhujian goes online, her friends will tell her about it."

"Hey, what should I do?" Li Shan covered his face and kept rubbing, "I didn't provoke him, what is wrong with him!!! Tell me, I am It's not that I have no grudges with him in the past, and I have no grudges in the present, why did he harm me like this! If the planning girl gets angry with me, I will really not be able to get along in the online distribution circle in the future."

"Who says you can't get along anymore?" Zhuo Yang went up and took his hand away, "Didn't you have a male account before? It seems to be more than 40 levels, right? When you go online and change camps, I will help you change the level." After practicing, you can tell them that you have sold this account, it’s not that you are playing it yourself.”

Li Shan tilted his head and thought for a while, "It's still not right, didn't I still follow you to make a dungeon today, and the two newcomers are also together, it can't be hidden, and if I do this, I will I really complied with the sentence that there is no silver 300 taels here, if the planner girl comes to the door again, I can’t tell even if I’m full of mouth.”

Zhuo Yang patted him on the shoulder, "Don't put too much pressure on you, let's talk about this matter after she asks. Besides, I think since she and the security guard have been together since the old district, then there must be two people We know each other very well, maybe it's because of the two of them quarreling and having a little awkwardness, and it won't be long before it's over. You were just dragged in for no reason."

Li Shan thought for a while, and it was true, but he still felt a little uncomfortable, "Why do you say that the two of them are arguing and dragging innocent people into the water. Could it be that my name is really bad? Can it set off a bloodbath? Don't tell me, why don't we really train those male numbers of more than 40 levels?"

"I think this is really possible. Aren't you always arguing that others have learned life skills? You can practice mining and making medicine with your trumpet. It saves me from having to go to the auction to buy medicine every time I download a dungeon." .Then you, a female number, can practice forging tools and carvings, first practice your proficiency, and when you open the sixty or seventy levels later, the four handicrafts of the two of us will depend on you."

Li Shan nodded, and felt that Zhuo Yang's suggestion was really good, but if he practiced life skills in this way, he would spend less time downloading dungeons every day, and the upgrade would be slower.However, in the later stage, self-sufficiency in manual equipment and so on can save a lot of money compared to the original one. In this way, it is indeed much more cost-effective.What's more, if the upgrade is slow, the words they need to make equipment will be cheaper later.

Just thinking about it casually, Li Shan felt full of motivation. He immediately opened the game and logged in to the male account he was originally playing, only to find that this account had been kicked off by the original gang because it hadn't been online for a long time.This is a very normal thing in the game, Li Shan didn't care at all, he quickly returned to the envoy of the Zongmen camp and changed his camp from Fengshen Temple to Yinxian Pavilion.

Then I went to run another faction mission, and the male account narrowly rose to a level.Li Shan was in a happy mood at this time, and went to the field to collect a first-class mineral for making runes, the Yueying Mine.Life skills are easy to practice in the early stage. After mining about [-] mines, Li Shan raised his level to level two, and then went on to collect iron ore. Spend.Then he went to the Duer real person to specialize in mining skills.

After finishing all this, it was past ten o'clock in the evening. Li Shan yawned and rubbed his sore shoulders. He turned off the game and prepared to go to bed. However, he saw Penguin's friend in the lower right corner of the computer. The news keeps flashing non-stop, who else will send me a message at this time?When he opened it full of doubts, it was written by Le.

Le Shu first asked about Li Shan's recent situation. He didn't see Li Shan answering, so he sent another website, asking if he had offended anyone recently, expressing his anxiety about this matter and letting Li Shan see it. Reply to the message as soon as possible.Li Shan felt even more confused. He really didn't know if he had offended anyone recently, but someone did offend him tonight, and that was that foolish security guard, but things in this game are always bad. Let's talk to friends in the online distribution circle.

At this time, Li Shan finally noticed the URL sent by Leshuo. He seemed to feel a little familiar, and when he quickly clicked on it, it was a post on YS.

Topic: Emma is a little transparent, is she really a man with two feet?

0L: Like BT, the host didn’t expect that this little transparent guy has a good voice and can sing two songs. The host thought he was cute before, especially since he doesn’t like hugging thighs like other little transparent guys. The host used to be a fan of this little transparent xipi when the little transparency was on the rise. Who would have thought that the life of an idol really can't be studied deeply.Not much to say, put on the hammer, everyone take a closer look.

[Video], [Picture], [Picture], [Picture], [Picture], [Picture], [Audio].

Li Shan's mouse quickly slid down, and he saw that those pictures were all screenshots of his female account in the game, and they were basically with Zhuo Yang's Wan Yao account, Piao Yang Jun, and the two of them were still on top of their heads. Bearing the title of husband and wife, the lower left corner of the picture shows two people chatting undefended on the current channel, and the last picture is a screenshot of the security guard yelling on the loudspeaker tonight.

At first glance, these pictures seem to have been collected intentionally. Li Shan felt a little unbelievable. It stands to reason that he was a little transparent, and usually did not offend anyone at all. Who is it that is so deliberate and waits to hang himself?Besides, it all seems too coincidental.Although I didn't hide my account in the game, but I was a little transparent, and not many people paid attention to it, so I really knew that this level 52 Xuanyuan Shui Qingqian belonged to me, and there were only a few people.

But who actually hung himself up?Could it be the two rookies who mixed with them every time?But I and they have no grudges in the past, and I have no grudges in the present. Although I can't help them in the online distribution circle, there is absolutely no such thing as blocking the way, so the one who really feels that I am an eyesore, could it be the plan girl?

Is she angry because the security guard said that stupid thing to herself on the loudspeaker?But she has nothing to do with that security guard, so why is she bothering?Li Shan looked at the various gloating remarks at the back of the post, and his originally good mood became a little heavy again. He clicked on the audio, and it turned out to be a recording of himself flirting with the same mic in the crew, but cleverly It's because this audio only played the voices of him, Zhuo Yang, and the planning girl, and the voices of the other two newcomers were completely cut off, so some languages ​​would sound confusing.

However, Li Shan knew very clearly that this was the time for himself and Zhuo Yang to rush to complete all the dry notes required by the plan.It was still early that night, so the two newcomers were there, and they kept pulling Li Shan and Zhuo Yang to ask questions, while the planning girl was trying to smooth things over.At that time, there were only five people in YY, so it seemed very obvious who made this post.

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