[Crossing the Book] Master, he always wants to plot against me

Lin Moyu still didn't know it, humming a ditty and continued down the mountain.

Si Weiyuan stood on the ground and looked at him expressionlessly.

He kept repeating what Lin Moyu said just now in his head.

Sexual intercourse, the key, in this world, we, take the children away and don't leave any of them to him...

Who is he talking to?What does he mean by this... is he going to leave him?

If someone else saw Lin Moyu talking to himself like this, no matter what he said would be regarded as nonsense.But in Si Weiyuan's place, he somehow felt that he was not talking nonsense this time, but as if he was talking to another person.

And he still can't see this person.

To find out, Si Weiyuan continued to follow incognito.

Lin Moyu walked down the mountain for a while and came to the inn in the town where he had ordered food but didn't pay for it yesterday. He paid for yesterday's food and drinks first, and ordered another table of food.

This time, he still chose a secluded place to sit, which was the seat he picked last night, but luckily there was no one there today.

After he took his seat, Si Weiyuan quietly sat down beside him.

Lin Moyu played with the progress accelerator in his hand, and laughed straight: "I came with him once this afternoon, and there are only six times left. Turning the progress accelerator and reducing it by half is three times. Am I right?"

System: "That's right."

"Then I'll come with him for the last three times after I've cleaned up the antiques and found the children."

System: "Are you really willing to leave him?"

Lin Moyu put down his things, wiped his hands, and waited for the food to be served: "Originally, if he doesn't do those things to me, I can consider staying. But he has already done it, so there is no need to discuss it."

"I'm relieved if you think so, I'm afraid you'll go back on your word and stay at the last moment."

"Repent? Why should I repent? Si Weiyuan, an expert on cheating wives, is at the patriarch level. He will be sentenced to prison in all likelihood. Let's get to know each other within the marriage."

Si Weiyuan sitting on the side: "..."

"I now find that your three views are very upright." The system was grateful.

It almost thought that Lin Moyu would turn against him and make it unable to go back. It asked just now to test whether Lin Moyu had really made up his mind.

It was rare to hear the system praise himself once, and Lin Moyu raised his chin: "That is, if it were someone else, it might be enough to coax him. But I am different, and I will definitely not be moved by any of his sweet words."

Si Weiyuan, who was hesitating whether to show up to coax others, gave up his thoughts: "..."

"Actually, I have always been insensitive to things like sex and emotion. I can afford it and let it go, and I am not so entangled." When he said this, he felt as empty as he was calm.

The reason why he was in such a hurry was because he was afraid that he would really regret it at the last moment.

So make a quick decision, go early and leave early, so you won't have any worries.

As long as he runs fast enough, love can't catch up with him.

"So you are frigid, don't you?" the system asked.

Lin Moyu thought about it carefully: "Frigidity? Maybe it is. This may have something to do with my picky eaters."

"Picky eaters?"

"Well, I didn't know where I read that picky eaters are prone to depression and frigidity, and I don't know if it's true. If it's true, it's thanks to picky eaters that made me a rational man."

The system burst into laughter: "You are a man, how can you be proud of being frigid?"

Lin Moyu retorted: "It's better for me to be cold than Si Weiyuan's kind of hypersexuality? He just turned against me. Is there anything wrong with a young man like me? Why is his tens of thousands of years old ancestor here to join in the fun? The old ancestors should cultivate their fertility and cultivate their nature well, and they don’t think about it all day long, it’s simply disrespectful for old people.”

"..." Si Weiyuan, who obviously didn't say anything but was frequently named, really had nothing to say.

After Lin Moyu finished speaking, he turned to look at the guests who had gotten into a dispute and stopped talking to the system.

Si Weiyuan took a sip of tea from Lin Moyu's teacup in a depressed mood, and put it on the table, but did not put it in its original position.

Lin Moyu was excited to watch the excitement, and was about to turn around to get tea, but found that there was nothing in front of him. He looked up and saw that the cup had inexplicably moved to another position.

Lin Moyu took the cup suspiciously, looked at the half cup of tea left in it, and said vaguely, "Did I put the cup there before?"

The system didn't pay attention: "I don't know."

Lin Moyu stared at the teacup: "Why do I feel that the tea is running short? Is it my illusion?"

"Maybe."

Lin Moyu looked at it for a while and then didn't care. He picked up his teacup and turned to continue watching those people fighting.

After eating and drinking, Lin Moyu left the inn to visit the night market.

His main purpose is to find antiques.

When he came to a stall, Lin Moyu became interested when he saw the gadgets on the table, and picked one up to play with.

After playing enough, I put it back, and continue to browse the next stall to find suitable antiques.

After wandering around a few times, Lin Moyu came to a sugar painting booth.

The familiar smell of sugar instantly reminded him of the scene when he and Si Weiyuan visited the night market.

Lin Moyu looked at it for a while, and then stepped forward to ask the peddler to draw a few words for him.

The hawker picks up a spoon and prepares the dripping fish.cigarette.Painting: "What character does the guest officer want to draw?"

Lin Moyu thought for a while and said, "Write Lin Moyu first, then draw a sun behind it, and then write Si Weiyuan's name."

The ancients were simple in thinking, and they didn't think about the purpose of adding a sun, so they drew directly.

After finishing the painting, the peddler asked Lin Moyu to appreciate the finished product: "Guest officer, is that so?"

Lin Moyu looked at the sugar painting of "Lin Moyu & Si Weiyuan" on the table, and nodded with satisfaction: "Not bad."

Si Weiyuan's expression on the side was not very good-looking: "..."

Lin Moyu paid the money and took the sugar painting and continued shopping.

The system laughed loudly: "I thought you were here to nostalgia, but I didn't expect that you would not forget to take advantage of Si Weiyuan even at this time, haha."

Lin Moyu ate uprightly: "Why, why can't I have a good time since I'm leaving?"

"Ok, Ok."

Lin Moyu took the sugar painting and walked into another street, and found that there were many snack sellers on the street. He smelled the aroma, and his mouth became hungry again.

He put the sugar painting aside and bought some kebabs.

The system was surprised by his appetite: "Didn't you just eat a big table before? How can you still eat?"

Lin Moyu said while licking the skewers: "I don't know, I just feel that I have a good appetite these days, and I can't eat enough."

The system was silent for a while and said, "You are going to give birth, aren't you?"

Lin Moyu didn't care much and said, "What the hell, when is he born or not? It's just right to bring him back to give birth, so that Si Weiyuan won't even see the third child at first sight haha."

Si Weiyuan: "..."

After finishing the skewers, Lin Moyu went to the roadside stalls to look at those novel little objects.

There are small porcelain vases, small gourds, and some humanoid wood carvings on the stall.

Lin Moyu picked out a few good-looking ones and bought them, put them in his sleeve pockets as souvenirs, and then continued to eat sugar paintings and go shopping.

He got the progress accelerator today and ate so many delicious foods. He was in a happy mood, and he walked for a while and sang songs for the first time.

"Si Weiyuan, you're such a fool, I'm cheating on you, I'm cheating on you, I'm too smart to do all the tricks, it's best to be old and disrespect you, I'm not short-tempered, I don't accept my fate with divorce papers all over the place, is it alright if I abandon you? Yo Cheek trouble..."

"..."

The system laughed.

Lin Moyu thought it was laughing too harshly, rubbed his head and said, "Keep your voice down, don't forget that you are in my head, if you make too much noise, my head will hurt."

"Okay, okay, I'll keep my voice down." Then he changed from a big laugh to a sneer.

Si Weiyuan noticed what he said.

in mind?

In the next half hour, Lin Moyu browsed through the stalls and bought a jade mirror carefully.

The main reason is that if this thing is brought back as an antique, it will be easier to bring back than other fragile porcelain.

Seeing that it was getting late, Lin Moyu stopped staying and prepared to leave the night market and return to Xianfu.

Halfway there, he suddenly became curious and stopped: "Why do I have to bring back large pieces of porcelain? Why can't I bring all the small ones? Then I can pack a few bags back home."

"Yeah, yes, you're right."

Figured it out, Lin Moyu went back to buy those small items.

On the way, he heard someone beating gongs and drums in front of him, and the crowd gathered. He didn't know what they were doing, so he also went to watch the excitement.

Squeezed inside, only to find out that it was a monkey show and acrobatics.

Before Lin Moyu could even take a second look, he was pushed to the back. Holding the sugar painting in his hand, he couldn't stand still, and was knocked down a few times.

He was about to fall, but at this moment, a hand supported him firmly.

Lin Moyu made a false alarm, and when he stood still, he turned around to thank the man, but found that there was no one behind him.

He blinked in doubt: "Strange, what about people..."

After searching all over to no avail, he had no choice but to leave the crowd to go shopping, and then return to the Immortal Mansion...

…………

In the next few days, Lin Moyu kept buying small items from outside and put them in the study.

He emptied out the things in the study and used them specifically for these.

It didn't take long for the study to be full.

He moved for a few days, and Si Weiyuan only watched him for a few days.

Ever since he knew that Lin Moyu piled up these things to escape, he became more and more displeased with these things.

One day, while Lin Moyu was drinking tea in the front yard, he cast a spell to shake the whole courtyard.

Lin Moyu, who was drinking tea, shook his hands, thinking that there was an earthquake, and got up to run.

Halfway through the run, he remembered that his small objects were still in the study, so he wanted to go back and save some.

But when he just walked to the other courtyard, the study room collapsed, and everything inside was smashed to pieces.

Seeing this situation, Lin Moyu almost burst into tears: "Fuck, my antique..."

The system comforted him: "Forget it, it's all God's will, don't you still have one in your hand? This is the original item of the Immortal Mansion, not only an antique but also an immortal cup, you still earned it."

Lin Moyu looked down, only to realize that when he ran over, he accidentally brought the tea cup with him.

Just when he slowed down a little, the invisible Si Weiyuan came over and flicked the fairy cup in his hand.

Before Lin Moyu realized what happened, he saw the immortal cup flying out of his hand, drawing a beautiful arc in the air, falling to the ground and smashing into pieces.

Lin Moyu completely collapsed: "Ah!"