[Crossing the Book] Master, he always wants to plot against me

Lin Moyu was already a little anxious: "Here, what should I do if you go in?"

To be precise, what about the remaining three times?

Si Weiyuan said earnestly: "So let you take good care of yourself."

Lin Moyu couldn't open his mouth: "No, I mean what should I do with my needs?"

Si Weiyuan pretended not to understand: "What needs?"

Lin Moyu hesitated for a long time before saying vaguely: "Happy...needs."

"Pfft!" The system couldn't help laughing out loud.

Lin Moyu's expression turned ugly.

Si Weiyuan understood: "Don't you dislike this?"

"..." Lin Moyu almost said I like it.

Fortunately, he reacted and stopped in time.

As a decent person, how could he say such a thing with the cheek?

"Just because you don't like it doesn't mean you don't like it at all. What you should do... still do it..." At the end of the speech, Lin Moyu felt ashamed and wished he could find an earthquake to crawl into.

"So you mean..."

Lin Moyu raised three fingers: "Before you go in, let's double repair a few times? After all, we won't be able to see each other for a long time. It doesn't need to be too much or too little, how about three times?"

Si Weiyuan looked at him apologetically: "I'm extremely happy, but I'm afraid it won't work."

"why?"

"Because I have started abstaining from sexual desire a few days ago, if I break it now, it will be a failure."

"..." A few days ago when he was still Yu Mo, Si Weiyuan didn't touch him because his conscience discovered it, but because he was afraid of ruining his merits.

"Didn't you just retreat last time? Why did you close it again?"

Si Weiyuan said: "Last time because you broke into the formation suddenly and broke my fairy body, so I have to start all over again."

"..." So everything was his fault in the end?

Si Weiyuan looked at Lin Moyu's body, and said grandly: "And you are pregnant with a child now, so it is not appropriate to do these things."

"???"

hypocritical!hypocritical!You didn't say that before!

Lin Moyu was about to die of anger, when he came back to his senses, Si Weiyuan had already entered the cave.

Lin Moyu chased after him but was cut off by the slowly closing stone gate.

Really didn't give him a chance.

Lin Moyu knocked on the stone door unwillingly: "Si Weiyuan! Come out!"

What are you kidding?This farewell has not been seen for thousands of years, and he is still rushing back!

There was no response after knocking a few times, Lin Moyu took a step back, ready to forcefully break through the door with spells.

However, the magic spell dissipated directly when it hit the stone gate, and the stone gate was unscathed, just like hitting a stone with an egg.

After several attempts, Lin Moyu stopped.

He looked at the door incomprehensibly: "Is he crazy? Isn't it a few months or thousands of years? Why is he suddenly unable to think about torturing himself?"

Now the system finally saw Lin Moyu's unlucky physique, and sighed: "This is the so-called disdain when he chases you, and now he won't sleep with you if you beg him. Sigh, if you miss something, you won't have it anymore. ball."

"Stop being sarcastic, help me find a way." Lin Moyu was in a hurry.

"What else can I do? Let's go to the side missions first to accumulate experience points. No matter how small a mosquito is, it's still meat. It's better than nothing." Although it knows that even if it takes thousands of years, the progress may not be [-]%.

"Okay, call out all the side quests, and I'll clear them one by one from today!" Lin Moyu said with great ambition, turning his grief and indignation into strength.

However, the first and most convenient and easiest task he took on was...

A few hours later, Lin Moyu came to the back mountain with a long pole, looked at a hornet's nest on the tree and fell into deep thought.

After a long time, he put down the pole and said with a blank expression: "If there is anything you can talk about, why do you have to ask me to poke the hornet's nest?"

The system said solemnly: "Because this is the closest and easiest task to complete at present, and it can be completed without going out. And this is a bee nest, not a hornet's nest."

"Is there any difference?"

"Yes, this mission is for you to get honey to soak in water to nourish your body, and there is no honey in the hornet's nest."

"Whether I'm in good health or not has nothing to do with the mission? Isn't it too lenient?"

After complaining a few words, Lin Moyu directly threw the pole on the ground: "I won't poke."

As soon as his pole fell to the ground, the bird on the tree was startled, and when the bird flew, it accidentally bumped into the honeycomb.

The honeycomb shook and fell straight to the ground.

"!"

Seeing swarms of bees coming out of the hive and flying towards him indiscriminately, Lin Moyu took a breath, turned around and ran away.

He didn't stab it, so why chase him!

The system made up the knife: "Hey, this is the so-called butterfly effect, you throw the rod, the rod scares the birds, the birds hit the nest, and the bees chase you."

While speaking, Lin Moyu had been stung on the face several times.

"It hurts!" Lin Moyu ran in a panic while waving his sleeves.

"Don't you know fairy art? Hit it with fairy art." His running around made the system anxious.

Only then did Lin Moyu remember that he knew spells, and played a few spells, but there were too many bees, and he couldn't solve the urgent need at all.

In the end, he had no choice but to create a protective barrier to keep the bees out.

Little did they know that during the quarantine, a few of them were also covered, circling around Lin Moyu, stinging him and screaming in pain.

Finally, the bees were able to escape by leading the bee colony to a crowded place to distract them.

At this time, Lin Moyu's face was already swollen.

When Ling Qingye heard about Lin Moyu's sting and came to visit him in the room, he couldn't help laughing when he saw his swollen face.

"Hahaha, your face..."

"..."

Laughing back, Ling Qingye still had a sense of proportion, and walked behind Lin Moyu to help him force the poison while laughing: "Haha...don't be angry, I will help you force the poison out."

As the poison was forced out, Lin Moyu's expression quickly returned to normal.

However, there were red dots left to confirm that he had been stung by a bee.

"Why can't you suddenly poke the beehive? Is it too boring? If you don't have Master to play with you, you can come to me. It happens that he's not here, and we can go to the brothel to eat and drink."

Lin Moyu sullenly said, "I'm going to get some honey."

Ling Qingye laughed again: "If you want to eat honey, you can tell the fairy servant, they will prepare it for you, is there anything in this house?"

"No need." Lin Moyu lay down on the bed, didn't bother to tell him any more, and fell asleep with his head covered.

Ling Qingye laughed for a while and went out.

The next day, he brought Lin Moyu the honey that fell in the ground beehive, which was considered to help him fulfill his wish.

The strange thing is that the side missions are also displayed as completed.

It is also a blessing in disguise.

In this way, Lin Moyu drank honey water for a few days and got tired of it.

On that day, he couldn't drink anymore, so he refused the honey water Ling Qingye brought him, saying: "Qing Ye, I won't drink it anymore, please call Si Weiyuan for me, I have something to say to you." He said."

Ling Qingye hesitated and said: "But Master is currently in retreat, I'm afraid..."

Lin Moyu insisted: "I want to see him."

Ling Qingye put down the bowl: "Master said that no one can disturb him during the retreat period, even if it is me..."

Lin Moyu drew inferences: "Based on seniority, I am still your teacher's wife, so I told you to find him."

Ling Qingye stared at him blankly for a while, and was amused by him: "Interesting, as expected of my friend, who knows how to draw inferences from one instance to another... You are right, the teacher's wife's words are also very important, so I choose not to go."

At the last moment he played cleverly.

Lin Moyu said with a smile: "You don't have to go. When Si Weiyuan comes out, I'll tell him about you encouraging me to go to the brothel while he's not around."

"..." Ling Qingye couldn't laugh anymore.

After a while, he compromised: "Okay, I'll call him for you, just wait."

Lin Moyu said: "Wait a minute, when you went to find him, you said that I was sick in bed and my life was not long. Take me seriously, I'm afraid he won't come out."

"it is good."

After he left, Lin Moyu painted his eye sockets black, pretended to be dying and lay on the bed, waiting for Si Weiyuan to arrive.

If he doesn't come, he will lie like this all the time, to see who can consume who.

Huangtian paid off, he stood up for a long time, and finally waited for the person to come.

As soon as Si Weiyuan entered the door and saw Lin Moyu lying on the bed, he hurried to the bedside, touched his forehead and said, "Yu'er, what's wrong with you?"

Lin Moyu coughed twice, and said sickly: "I feel like I'm dying..."

"Nonsense, you have ten thousand years of cultivation, how could you die?"

"...I didn't say it, but the doctor said it."

Seeing how similar he was, Ling Qingye didn't know whether to laugh or not.

"Qing Ye, which doctor said that?" Si Weiyuan didn't ask Lin Moyu, but turned to Ling Qingye instead.

Being tapped suddenly, Ling Qingye was caught off guard for a moment.

Lin Moyu winked at him desperately, asking him to cooperate and stop revealing.

Ling Qingye pursed her lips and said, "...I wasn't there when the doctor saw him, so I don't know which one it is."

"Who called the doctor?"

"It seems to be a fairy servant."

"Which fairy servant?"

"I forgot……"

Hearing the invalid conversation between the two, Lin Moyu breathed a sigh of relief.

When Si Weiyuan turned around, he immediately returned to his sickly appearance, sighing from time to time.

"Yu'er, what did the doctor say?"

Lin Moyu said yes in his heart, and finally asked here, and then replied weakly: "The doctor said, I haven't seen improvement for a long time, it's because the ten thousand years of cultivation in my body is backfired, and I don't have enough spiritual power to fill it up, so I can't help it." ..."

"Is there any way to heal it?"

"Yes, just double cultivation with you, who has spent ten thousand years of my cultivation, then you can..."

"Quack doctor." Si Weiyuan frowned and interrupted.

"What?"

Si Weiyuan's expression was serious: "How can you double cultivate when you are so sick now? It's just nonsense, I'll go find him."

Lin Moyu hurriedly took his hand and said, "I'd rather believe it than believe it. Are you just watching me die? The purpose of the double cultivation is to let you spend some spiritual power to help me continue my life. There is no danger. "

Only then did Si Weiyuan hesitate and said: "You mean that your illness will be cured if you spend your spiritual power?"

"Yes."

Si Weiyuan nodded, and opened his hand, so that the spiritual power gathered in the palm, and an elixir was formed in a short time.

He handed the elixir to Lin Moyu: "This is an elixir condensed by my cultivation base. After taking it, the effect is equivalent to dual cultivation."

Lin Moyu: "..."

Then Si Weiyuan condensed a lot of elixir, put it in a porcelain bottle, and handed it to Lin Moyu: "These are for emergencies, after taking them, let Qingye come into the cave to ask me for them."

Lin Moyu stared at the porcelain bottle for a while, raised his head and gritted his back teeth and smiled at Si Weiyuan: "Thank you..."