[Crossing the Book] Master, he always wants to plot against me

Lin Moyu turned to look at Si Weiyuan expressionlessly, and nodded: "Is this what you mean by rest assured?"

Si Weiyuan looked at Ling Qingye: "Didn't I tell you to watch the children? Where are they?"

Ling Qingye said: "Oh, Duangou troubled me when I went back, I will temporarily leave them in the care of You Xiejun, don't worry."

Hearing what he said, Lin Moyu was half relieved.

With Xiejun, he doesn't talk too much harshly, but he is loyal and able to get along with him.

This matter has been settled for the time being, and looking back at the person who broke in suddenly, Si Weiyuan didn't like it, so he quickly issued an order to evict the guest: "You can go."

Hearing that Si Weiyuan drove him away, Ling Qingye immediately showed embarrassment: "Master, don't, let me stay for a while."

Si Weiyuan is not negotiable: "Go out."

Ling Qingye looked at Lin Moyu.

Naturally, it was impossible for Lin Moyu to watch his friend suffer, and completely opposed Si Weiyuan: "Leave him alone, you can stay as long as you want."

Seeing that the good things were ruined, Si Weiyuan's tone became more and more displeased: "Why did you end up here instead of other places?"

Ling Qingye said short-heartedly: "I fell here on purpose, I saw you in the sky a long time ago. Knowing that I landed here, he would not dare to act rashly, so I deliberately missed and let him shoot me down."

Lin Moyu: ...Let's just say that there is no need to be so straightforward.

Si Weiyuan's eyes became even colder when he heard this.

It made Ling Qingye shudder uncontrollably.

Knowing that he couldn't leave for a while, Lin Moyu swam over to chat with Ling Qingye.

"By the way, you just called Emperor Zun Duangou?"

"Yeah, isn't he a dog? He's a dog."

Lin Moyu coughed lightly and said: "In our place, calling someone's surname plus a dog is to express intimacy or a good relationship. It is mostly used between Taoist couples. You..." He was afraid of Ling Qingye Could it be that the relationship with Emperor Zun has eased in a subtle way, and their fight just now may have been a small fight between Taoist couples?

If that were the case, he would be doing a disservice.

Ling Qingye frowned: "I don't have a good relationship with him. I just call him that to scare him off. If it's not right, then what should I call him? Duan Xiegou?"

Lin Moyu opened his lips, and was about to say that there is no need to go too far, when Ling Qingye suddenly felt good about himself and said, "Duan Xiegou...that's a very easy way to say it, and I'll just say it like this from now on."

Lin Moyu: "..." I feel a little bad.

He glanced at the sky in embarrassment, and unexpectedly found that there was no sign of Emperor Zun above.

"It looks like he's gone."

Ling Qingye said firmly: "He won't leave."

No, as soon as the voice fell, there was a knock on the door behind him.

"Qing Ye, are you inside?"

"Duan Xiegou, when did you learn to knock on the door?" Ling Qingye sarcastically said.

Emperor Zun was taken aback, and looked inside the door: "Are you scolding me?"

Ling Qingye said leisurely: "Who should I scold whom?"

Emperor Zun was very angry, and knocked on the door twice: "Qing Ye, come out."

Speaking of which, he was quite polite, he could have fallen with Ling Qingye, but he insisted on leaving; he could have broken in, but politely knocked on the door to let Ling Qingye come out by himself.

It's a pity that Ling Qingye didn't realize it either, and just sneered.

There was no response after knocking for a while, Emperor Zun coughed and persuaded: "Qing Ye, you just come out, don't disturb Xianzun and the others to do good things inside."

Lin Moyu blushed when he heard this, and stroked his forehead, feeling ashamed to see anyone.

This means that they saw him flirting with Si Weiyuan in the pool before.

Si Weiyuan raised his eyebrows, thinking that this emperor is quite knowledgeable about current affairs.

It was only then that Ling Qingye remembered that the two of them in the pool were about to do something, and turned her back to them in embarrassment, covered her ears, and said to the two of them: "Well, why don't you continue, I won't watch it, you think I'm Just don't exist."

"..." Lin Moyu didn't know what stimulated him to say such insane words.

Forget it, he would turn around and glance at it from time to time, which made him very embarrassed.

"Qing Ye, come out!" The knock on the door became heavier, and the people outside seemed to be impatient.

Ling Qingye turned a deaf ear and just hid like this.

Lin Moyu stared at the door worriedly: "Do you think he will break in in a fit of anger?"

Si Weiyuan didn't think it was a big deal when he watched the excitement: "Then at most it's just one more soak in the cold spring."

Lin Moyu: "???"

Unexpectedly, knocking on Yu's door was fruitless, and Emperor Zun really kicked the door open.

Seeing Ling Qingye's frightened appearance for a moment, the pleasure in his heart increased greatly, and he walked slowly in front of him as if torturing his nerves.

Ling Qingye swam to Lin Moyu expressionlessly.

Emperor Zun glanced at Si Weiyuan, meant to point out that you don't care about your family?

Si Weiyuan didn't care about it, instead he had a clear mind and focused on him: "It seems a bit inappropriate for Emperor Zun to come here uninvited?"

Emperor Zun said as a matter of course: "Yes, I will come by myself if you don't invite me, can't you?"

"..."

He squatted down at Ling Qingye's place, trying to pull Ling Qingye ashore, but Ling Qingye refused to give in, and slapped the surface of the water with his bare hands, hitting the emperor with a jet of water.

Emperor Zun was drenched in water after being hit, instead of being angry, he laughed, snapped his fingers, changed into suitable clothes, and got into the water.

There are significantly fewer clothes.

If it wasn't for Si Weiyuan and Lin Moyu, he would have to strip naked.

Si Weiyuan's one word is complete, it's really too much to take a bath.

Ling Qingye didn't expect that he would dare to come down, and scolded angrily, "Shameless."

Emperor Zun rested comfortably on the shore, waiting for when Si Weiyuan and the others would leave.

Several people had their own thoughts, and they were deadlocked like this.

But what is unexpected is that the mentality of everyone has undergone a qualitative change.

I didn't expect this cold spring to soak for a long time, and it was really comfortable.

The whole body is comfortable in the soak, and the mentality is naturally peaceful, so I simply can't help but want to soak for a while longer.

Thanks to the blessing of the spring water, the four of them are in harmony like never before.

Although Ling Qingye was comfortable, he was always vigilant, thinking that when Emperor Zun fell asleep, he would leave.

Lin Moyu didn't know their little Jiujiu, so he soaked in the cold spring with peace of mind and had a good night's sleep.

When he woke up at night, he found that only he and Si Weiyuan were left in the spring.

Lin Moyu yawned, got up and went ashore.

Si Weiyuan pulled him back, without saying a word, his eyes were burning, and his meaning was obvious.

Lin Moyu pulled him back, and yawned again: "Let's talk about it when we get back home, I want to lie down."

Seeing that he seemed to be very tired, Si Weiyuan could only rely on him.

After getting dressed and leaving Lingquan, Si Weiyuan looked at the sky, then at the guest room near Lingquan, and couldn't help suggesting: "Why don't we stay here tonight?"

Lin Moyu turned his head and glanced, and said, "But if I don't go back, I'm afraid that the children..."

"Don't worry, I have summoned all the venerables from all over the place to the mansion before that. With them here, the children will be fine."

After thinking for a while, Lin Moyu reluctantly agreed, changed his mind, turned around and walked back with Si Weiyuan.

On the way to the guest room, after walking two steps, Lin Moyu started to feel hot. He couldn't help taking off a coat, and cursed secretly for why the weather was so hot.

But when his arm accidentally touched Si Weiyuan's, he found that his body was abnormally cold.

He snorted, and stretched out his hand to shake his arm, it was really like ice cubes, especially refreshing.

Lin Moyu asked in surprise as he walked, "Why are you so cold?"

Si Weiyuan smiled: "Maybe it's because of the cold spring."

Lin Moyu touched himself, puzzled: "Why am I still hot?"

Si Weiyuan touched his collarbone, then withdrew his hand: "Indeed."

Lin Moyu asked the bottom line: "Why?"

Si Weiyuan looked at him in response to his request, and said: "So I tell you to cultivate hard, don't always be greedy for pleasure, otherwise you won't be unable to absorb any spiritual nourishment."

Lin Moyu pursed his lips, pulled Si Weiyuan and quickly ran to a guest room.

As soon as he entered the room, he took off Si Weiyuan's clothes, and then put the whole thing on.

At that moment, he realized what it means to be extremely cold.

He sighed again: "You are so cool!"

Si Weiyuan took advantage of the situation to hug his waist back: "Just hug him longer when you're cool."

Needless to say, Lin Moyu would do the same.

He also took off his own clothes, hugged Si Weiyuan and lay down on the bed, hugged him like an ice cube, and closed his eyes comfortably.

And the result of doing so was to give the other party an opportunity. After a while, the two of them didn't change positions, but the bed started to creak.

Every time Lin Moyu heard this kind of voice, he was so ashamed that he couldn't be more ashamed, and even wanted to find a hole to get in.

Because every time he was afraid that others would hear and know what he and Si Weiyuan were doing.

What do you say? Why does the bed make noise?You can't get along with him.

During this period, Lin Moyu didn't know how many times he woke up and fell asleep, and every time he opened his eyes, Si Weiyuan was still awake.

And more and more spiritual.

Can't be pushed, can't be pushed, can't be persuaded, Lin Moyu resigned to his fate, closed his eyes, and fell asleep.

However, at the moment when he closed his eyes, there were small voices outside the room.

It was like the conversation of passers-by who inadvertently walked past their room.

Lin Moyu listened casually, but his eyes widened as if stimulated, and he sat up suddenly.

Si Weiyuan asked him what happened.

Lin Moyu stared out the window, emotionally: "I can hear it, it's the voices of You Zhuyan and Si Jing!"

Si Weiyuan glanced out the window, but his mind was still on that matter: "Are you sure?"

"I know their voices even in ashes!" Lin Moyu began to speak incoherently.

Seeing him ready to move, Si Weiyuan had a bad feeling and asked, "What are you going to do?"

"I'm going out to get them!"

Si Weiyuan sighed, holding the hand on Lin Moyu's waist obviously to hold back: "In this situation, are you joking?"

Now that it's done, the raw rice is cooked, he really wants to run out desperately?

Lin Moyu felt that it was not a problem at all, so he directly turned the cooked rice into raw rice, re-carved the boat into wood, got out of bed, put on his clothes and went to chase people.

"..."

So far, what else can Si Weiyuan do?Reluctantly got out of bed, put on his clothes and followed him out.

Because Si Jing and the others didn't realize that Lin Moyu was nearby, they took no precautions and walked like a walk, and soon Lin Moyu found them.

Lin Moyu followed behind them, watching them coldly, waiting to see when to strike.

And Si Jing and You Zhuyan were still chatting unknowingly in front of them.

"The kid said they were here today, but he didn't see a single person after he came. He wouldn't lie to me, would he?" Si Jing said.

You Zhuyan shook his head: "Even if he wanted to, he didn't have the guts. He should have already left."

Si Jing pressed his neck with his backhand: "However, the cold spring is quite comfortable to soak in, so it's worth the trip."

Lin Moyu continued to follow silently, but under the highly focused tracking, he finally stepped on a branch by mistake and made a creaking sound, revealing his whereabouts.

Si Jing You Zhuyan turned around.

"Lin Moyu?" Si Jing was more excited when he saw him than Lin Moyu saw him.

You Zhuyan was still as persuasive as ever: "Isn't this Lin Moyu who once risked his life to steal books for me? He followed us quietly to see me?"

Lin Moyu vomited, really vomited.

I don't know if it was because he was nauseated or because of the sudden movement that caused physical discomfort.

After vomiting, he scolded the two people's least favorite words, wanting to have a mouthful of oral addiction first: "You two adulterers, adulterers, shameless bitches!"

"you!"

When the enemy met, he was extremely jealous.

Si Jing took the lead in attacking, Lin Moyu responded calmly, and the two sides quickly fought together.

But the opponent doesn't talk about martial arts, just two to one.

But Lin Moyu is not a vegetarian either. He has made great progress in his cultivation over the years, and fortunately he and Si Weiyuan have doubled their cultivation to a higher level. It is not a problem to beat the two of them, and they are very likely to be crushed.

But he ignored a very serious problem.

That is because he was actually "injured", and he forgot when he saw the enemy getting excited. Now the more he fights, the more obvious the disadvantages are.

After Si Jing found out, he winked with You Zhuyan, and the two tricked Lin Moyu into a trap, and they worked together to knock him away when they found the right opportunity.

Fortunately, Si Weiyuan arrived in time to catch him, otherwise his butt would hurt.

After suffering a loss, Lin Moyu still refused to admit defeat, and wanted to fight again.

As a result, the movement was too violent and accidentally touched the wound, his legs went limp, and he fell straight onto Si Weiyuan.

Si Weiyuan hugged him with a helpless expression.

Knowing that he couldn't do it, Lin Moyu looked at Si Weiyuan beggingly, and asked him to fix those two people for him: "My husband, no, my husband, go and help me kill them... Take them down, and we must not let them escape today." Already!"

Needless to say, Si Weiyuan can repair it by himself, but his begging so softly made him a little dazed.

He raised his eyes and glanced at the two little characters, feeling cold.

With just one glance, Si Jing You Zhuyan, the two century-old geniuses, felt fear suddenly, and couldn't stop trembling slightly.

They didn't even see Si Weiyuan make a move, they felt their bones and flesh were falling apart bit by bit, wearing away inch by inch.

What's even more desperate is that while enduring great pain, they couldn't make a sound.

Even the right to vent their pain is deprived.

Not seeing Si Weiyuan's move for a long time, Lin Moyu thought something was wrong, turned his head to take a look, only to find that Si Jing and the others were nowhere to be seen.

After being shocked, he was only full of anger: "Where are the people? Where are they? I asked you to clean them up. Where did you clean them up for me?"

Si Weiyuan reminded him: "Look carefully."

Lin Moyu opened his eyes wide as he said, but no one saw it, but saw two wooden figures lying where Si Jing and the others were.

Going forward to pick it up, he recognized at a glance that it was the woodcarving of Si Jing and You Zhuyan. He didn't know, so he took the thing and turned it over: "What's going on?"

Si Weiyuan pointed to the two wooden carvings in his hand: "Aren't they right here?"

Lin Moyu reacted for a while before suddenly realizing: "Did you turn them into wooden figures?"

Si Weiyuan stepped forward and grabbed his shoulders, leading him back: "Well, won't they be able to run away and do evil in this way? From now on, I will be at your mercy."

Lin Moyu looked at the wooden man in his hand in puzzlement: "It's all turned into wood, how can I slaughter it?"

"Although they have turned into wood, their perception is still there. They can feel whatever you do to them. For example, if you break his limbs or throw them into the fire, they will feel the corresponding pain."

"..." Why does it feel a little perverted.

But this is also good, they are the protagonists, although they are hateful, they cannot be killed at will, so it is better to imprison them without letting them die.

After bringing the wooden man home, Lin Moyu hurriedly found a wooden hammer to test, and hit Si Jing on the forehead to see if there was any reaction.

Si Weiyuan sat aside, sipping tea and watching him play.

After knocking for a while, Lin Moyu found that the wooden man's forehead really slowly appeared a red mark, and couldn't help exclaiming: "It's really possible!"

Si Weiyuan said: "Play as you like, no matter if it is burned or flooded, they will not die, but will feel endless pain, so you can play with confidence."

Lin Moyu bit his lip, feeling somewhat perverted while being surprised, he stopped the wooden hammer, and after a while, the red mark on the wooden man's forehead slowly disappeared.

It was exactly what Si Weiyuan said.

Lin Moyu put down the wooden man and sat back beside Si Weiyuan, feeling constantly: "It's really amazing."

While talking, he suddenly thought of something, and his eyes fell on the wooden man on the table again.

"I remember, they seemed to have a son."

Si Weiyuan paused while holding the tea, and replied: "What's wrong?"

Lin Moyu couldn't express his mood: "They are like this now, what about their son?"

Si Weiyuan said: "You mean..."

Lin Moyu: "I mean, that child seems to be a good person. Now that his two fathers are in our hands, how can he live alone? Or he will find out about this in the future and avenge his fathers what to do?"

Si Weiyuan: "In this case, let us raise him, the premise is to find him."

"Yes." Lin Moyu nodded.

Just as he was thinking about how to carry out the search, a small hand reached out to the table and took away the two wooden figures.

Si Er walked up to Lin Moyu and said, "Daddy, I heard what you said. I want to play with these two wooden figures. Can you give them to me?"

"This......"

"Give it to him if he wants to play, he is no longer a child, he has his own measure." Si Weiyuan said.

Now that he had said so, Lin Moyu could only nod in tacit agreement, and sat back on the chair.

As soon as Si Er got the wooden figure, he went to Si Yi and the others, wanting to share this thing with them, especially someone.

At this time, Si Yi and the others were playing chess in a different courtyard, and when Si Er arrived, they just finished a game.

Si Er stepped forward and directly pressed the wooden figure on the table, asking them to guess what it was.

You Chuzhu felt a little helpless when he saw it, he thought it was Si Er and asked someone to buy two wooden men who looked like his father and came back, playing all kinds of games to relieve his anger.

Shaking his head, he turned around and picked up the teapot, continuing to refill them.

On the other side, although many years had passed, Si Yi still recognized at a glance that it was the wood carving of Si Jing and You Zhuyan, and said, "Isn't this the two people?"

Si Er nodded: "But this wood carving is not an ordinary wood carving, but the real bodies of those two people."

"Oh?" Si Yi became a little interested.

Si Er sat across from him and said eloquently: "Father and the others met these two people last night, to avoid future troubles, Father molded their bodies into wooden figures, making them unable to speak or move. "

You Chuzhu stopped pouring the tea, his eyes fixed on the two wooden men and he couldn't move away.

"Daddy and the others said that these two wooden men can feel pain, but they will never die, so we can treat them whatever we want."

"Si Yi, try it." Si Er handed him one of the wooden figures.

You Chuzhu watched helplessly as You Zhuyan fell into Si Yi's hands, but he couldn't do anything. He was so nervous that he didn't even notice that the water in the teapot was spilled.

Si Yi didn't know how to try the wooden man to feel the pain, so he directly broke one of the wooden man's hands.

You Chuzhu's heart skipped a beat.

Seeing that the wooden figure hadn't changed, Si Yi returned it.

Si Er took You Zhuyan and attached his severed hand casually.

Not long after that, everyone saw a red mark on the broken part of the wooden figure, which seemed to be a symbol of his injury.

"Look, I didn't lie to you." Si Er smiled, and handed the wooden figure to Duan Qianxun again.

"Brother Duan, why don't you try?"

You Chuzhu looked at Duan Qianxun in shock, until he saw Duan Qianxun shaking his head in refusal, he finally let go of his heart.

Then, Si Er turned his gaze to himself, as if he was also asking him if he wanted to try.

Of course You Chuzhu refused, but before he even opened his mouth, Si Er reached out to him for the teapot.

You Chuzhu was stunned for a moment, but didn't give it to him, and asked, "What, why?"

Si Er moved his hands: "Just give it to me, why ask so many questions?"

The more he said this, the less You Chuzhu dared to give it to him, and even wanted to hide the teapot behind his back.

If he didn't give it, Si Er took it directly.

Unexpectedly, You Chuzhu still wouldn't let go.

Si Er grabbed the teapot and yanked it towards him fiercely, and finally snatched the thing away.

You Chuzhu still tried to snatch it back, but when he stretched his hand halfway, he suddenly remembered something and was forced to stop.

After Si Er got the teapot, he put Si Jing and You Zhuyan's wooden figures together, then raised the teapot and poured boiling water on them.

You Chuzhu's heart froze, his breathing and heartbeat seemed to stop at this moment.

Seeing this scene, he almost shuddered until he lost consciousness. Looking at the large area of ​​scalded red marks gradually appearing on the wooden man's body, his face gradually lost its color...