Helpless

"Hey, let me tell you, does it take so long for eldest sister to go to the toilet? Go and have a look, if she passes through the toilet, then Virtue will definitely not be a demon king, maybe he will organize an army to destroy the real country." Xiao Jia yawned boredly and pressed the phone.

The real country is not so easily destroyed!In this case, you make ○ Wang ○ Wang Kong ○ Debao ○ Flam ○ Dagu ○ Dalu... and so on, how embarrassing!

Xiao Yi glanced at him: "I have to go by myself."

"I don't care. As a man, how can I enter the women's restroom!" Xiao Jia said seriously.

"Sorry, I happen to be the same gender as you." Xiao B said coldly.

"..." Big sister, come back quickly, I'm afraid that Xiao B will hit me...

○Traveling is risky, please be careful in the year of Sao.○

——Even so, there will still be ignorant youths who will continue to study the method of time travel all day long.For example, how to get hit by a car, how to get hit by water, how to get hit by thunder... Really innocent and stupid children, this thing is nothing more than a myth, how can it be true? will come true. BY kamikaze

——Yeah, as stupid as you are. BY Sakata Gintoki

——Kamikaze-san, Yin-san, before you say something like that, can you both pull your heads out of the exit of the vending machine?There will be no time-traveling machine inside, so the possibility of going to the time-traveling machine after doing something wrong is zero! BY Shimura Shinpachi

——How can you know everything if you don’t try it!Curly, hurry up and see if that person was killed! BY kamikaze

——Why should I watch it!If you didn't come to grab my car again, you wouldn't have hit me, you bastard! BY Sakata Gintoki

——You are luckier than me, it is said that you bumped into Kagura last time, maybe if you go to see it this time, you will bump into Kamui! BY kamikaze

——That’s not luck at all, is it? ! BY Shimura Shinpachi

All in all, Xiao Jia put the phone away and got up to find her eldest sister.And then...he didn't come back either.

"I never expected to meet Mr. Gui here! >_<" He squeezed between Gui and Kamikaze, and whispered, "This must be an important event related to the barbarians, right?! Please be sure Let me do my part! Please! m(___)m"

Hearing this, Gui showed a rather appreciative gaze and nodded.

………… Please be tall!Appreciate your size!When exactly did the two of you connect online? !Sure enough, the dimensions in the brain are the same, so do you feel special sympathy for each other? !And why did you suddenly run in, Xiaojia? !What about Xiaoyi? In which corner did you abandon Xiaoyi?A bit of a companion spirit, don’t see yours (ahh, Kotaro is definitely not yours but everyone’s) Mr. Gui forgot Xiaoyi!The point is, Mr. Kochi, you somehow have an eldest son, a daughter and a grandson, that’s all. Suddenly, another young man came in and said that he is the son of the eldest son, don’t you really find it strange? !You must have a lot of money to support so many people in your family, right? !No matter how old you are, don't be so dizzy, otherwise you will definitely be cheated out of your pension by scammers!Scammers have no morals!Fraudsters specialize in defrauding old, weak, women and children!The photographer has shown the look of "you guys must have cheated the old man's inheritance" several times!

During the filming break, the photographer adjusted the background board and the like, and kamikaze lay weakly on the sofa next to him, looking at the four heads collectively gathered in front of the digital camera to look at the situation of the photo just taken—the Katsura, Kagura, Shinpachi, and Koka - plus the photographer who came to dissuade them from fearing that they would break the machine, was pushed aside.

"If there is no new Baji, I will look better at Aru."

"...It doesn't matter at all, right?! Kagura! I stand there and have nothing to do with whether you look good or not!"

"What the team leader said was inappropriate, it should be more tactful."

"... Isn't this still agreeing with her, Mr. Gui!"

"What Mr. Gui said is always the truth."

"...Hey, blind personality cult will lead to chaos! It will cause chaos in a country! And why do you all think that my standing there will be related to the effect of the photo?! It has nothing to do with me ah!"

Kamikaze smiled, turned around and saw Gintoki Sakata standing on the window sill with the middle-aged man, holding a calculator that came from nowhere.His gaze at this time is very serious: "...what is the most important thing in being a human being!"

"...In short, it's not just sitting on the ground and raising the price...==" The middle-aged man coughed twice, "That's right, Mr. Sakata, the previous price has been discussed, so you can say that now..."

"There were three people before, but now there are three more people as the situation changes. Three plus three equals six. Of course, we need to add six more people on the basis of the previous =.="

"...Wait!" The middle-aged man glared, "Did I hear some kind of confusing concept?! Why do you have to add six people's money when there are only three more people?! Mr. Sakata! Be a man Isn't that so?!"

"Yes, the most important thing to be a human being is to be generous. It's not easy for everyone to go out and eat." Yinshi raised his hand and scratched his neck, "Six people need money for meals, and also for clothing. Now It’s really hard to be a celebrity. If you always wear the same outfit and get caught secretly photographing, gossip magazines will say that this person is down and out. Who has the money to buy different clothes every time? Those paparazzi wear T-shirts all day long With a vest or something..."

"It's completely off topic, Mr. Sakata! Does this have anything to do with celebrities?!"

"In short," Yinshi pressed a few numbers, put the computer in front of the middle-aged man, and lazily said, "This number is already [-]% off for you. It is very difficult for us to add people temporarily, boss, everyone Everyone has a family."

"It's not me who asked you to add people! I myself want to know why this and that inexplicable person suddenly appeared!!!!" The middle-aged man was completely mad.

…………………………………… Curly hair looks good!Kamikaze silently gave a thumbs up.

Then she felt the sofa sinking, she turned her head and saw old Mr. Kochi sitting next to her with a cup of tea, slowly blowing the steam from the cup: "Sonoko, do you want some tea?"

"...No."

"Oh." The old man drank hot tea by himself and looked at her with a smile, "Yuanzi, are you not too young? You have a boyfriend and you have to tell Dad."

"..." I am still very young!The old age can't hide my eternal youthful heart!

"When you were not an adult and you were still studying, your parents didn't let you fall in love. It was for your own good. After all, early love is easy to cause trouble. When you are young, you can't control yourself... Sigh, back then I You and your mother came here too..."

"..." Hey, did you expose something? !You yourself have made a mistake, how can you still tell me about it!And what deserves the most beating is why do you look proud instead of ashamed? !Shouldn't you be very guilty!What's the matter with the smile on your mouth and the yearning in your eyes? !

"But since you've been an adult for so long, you should know how to measure yourself. It's a good time to have a boyfriend at this time. Make a reliable boyfriend early, get married and have children early. Don't be too demanding. You look good and have a good temperament. If you have a decent job that can take care of your family and you, that's fine."

“…………………” What does it mean to be an adult for so long?Do I look really old? !And your request is already high for me!There are many good-looking people around me, but there are not many people with good temperaments!Do you want me to get my hands on Shinpachi Shimura? !Do people with a decent job want me to go to the Shinsengumi policemen? !All of them either owe rent for ten thousand years, are wanted by the government for ten thousand years, or want to destroy the world, want to be the One Piece, and want to engage in base (who is this)!

It's over... Thinking about it this way, I really can't get married at all.It is a pity that such a good man is married, has a daughter, and knows how to play soy sauce.Speaking of which, it's not that there are no good men in this world, but...a good man doesn't belong to me...QAQ

She slightly raised her head to look at the bright light, feeling deeply sad for a moment.

The author has something to say: Xizi, your sorrow makes me feel pain...

I have been thinking, I have been to many museums, will I beep and travel through time!

Then... when I have nothing to do, I always go there to use the air conditioner... The air conditioner in the museum is so cool... so cool that I catch a cold every time...

So... I caught a cold again... OJZ|||