How do I get out of the Shura Field, who bumped into the ceiling
Chapter 2 Romantic Poets
"Oh~ Be careful~~!"
With an exclamation, the beautiful young man with long black hair was knocked three meters away before he could stand still.
--Who? !
As a person with supernatural powers and at the same time a cadre of the port Mafia, Lan Tang was shocked that he was successfully attacked by someone!
Then, he saw a scene that he couldn't imagine at all.
A girl with short green hair and green eyes was a bit fake, with a piece of bread in her mouth, and looked down at him with a cute expression.
"Sorry, I accidentally bumped into it~"
Saying this in her mouth, the girl put on a fake face and swallowed the bread in one gulp.
That's right, it's a girly fake, why do you say that, because this figure and height don't look girly at first glance!Don't think that wearing a sailor suit is a girl!Didn't you notice the details just now?Bow!This guy is taller than him!Still flat chested!No matter how good-looking he is, he is still a man!
"You just complained in your heart that such a flat chest is still pretending to be a cute girl, right? Your discrimination against women has reached an unbelievable level. The value of women is not only in the chest, but also in the connotation! Flat chest in this country That’s the general trend, you heretic from abroad!”
The other party accused him angrily, even though his face was still expressionless.
...It's too perfunctory, even if you cheat, you should be more professional, can you show some affection? ?
Lan Tang changed from guarded to helpless, he found that the other party seemed to be a minor.
Adults are always more tolerant towards cubs. As an adult, Lan Tang will not underestimate each other, but he is not as suspicious and full of vigilance as he was at first.
"Are you belittling me because I look underage? Tell you, many people are just because of carelessness, I—"
by him?Lan Tang was vigilant.
"—Take the first time." It is also the first time for a Balian member to be listed on the wanted list because of too many pranks and angering too many forces, hehe.
...? ? ?
Lan Tang had a question mark on his face, unexpectedly, it was seduction, seduction, serious!Does this thing take seduction a little seriously?Who would have thought of putting on a young man in women's clothing, wearing a broccoli-like look to de-sex. Seductive!
There are so many slots that even the cadres of the port Mafia lost their ability to speak for a while.
"Given the damage you have done to my heart and the enormous harm done to me by misogynism, I need to make amends immediately to my poor and weak self."
……
…………
I won't waste any more words after that, anyway, under some inexplicable developments, Lan Tang took this girl who thought she was very good at disguising and led her back home.
Soon he discovered that the other party seemed to have run away from home, and he probably just wanted to catch someone who took advantage of him and looted his residence.
Lan Tang lamented the wonderful luck of the other party, and he could catch a Mafia if he caught anyone at random.
No, wait, is it really luck?
Lan Tang hesitated. He has been very sensitive recently. The person who appeared at such a sensitive time is really not a spy assassin sent by some side?
Training children as chess pieces is also very common in Mafia. Generally, this circle believes that 12 years old can almost undertake tasks, and 13 years old can already be treated as adults at work.
"Let me introduce myself. My name is Liudao Wuzi. I undertake a job similar to Wanshiwu. Currently, I don't accept orders related to assassination and peachy sex. If you need it, please place an order. This is the price list, and there is also a VIP family price for long-term Valued customer, thank you."
The boy didn't use the ME he was used to to address himself. When he put on women's clothes, he was Wuzi.Doesn't that appear to be very low-educated and very LOW?By the way, his oral habit was acquired by staying with the master for too long. In fact, it can be changed, but he thinks it is more personal, so he keeps it.Even sometimes he forgets, after all, it is not his own habit but an imitation of the master.
After realizing Lan Tang's subtle guard against him, he felt the need to show his value to his temporary landlord.Sure enough, after he handed over the price list, Lan Tang's hostility towards him eased a lot.
But I will definitely be vigilant, I guess I will investigate the information of this face immediately, so I can also know who the allotrope is and why he caused so much trouble.Know the background to prepare.
Lan Tang thought that the young man was too unsuspecting, and he was more inclined that the other party was a person who ran away from home and was cultivated by some force.Wanting to open a master house to earn money by himself, and going home directly with a stranger seems a bit naive and out of harmony with the world, but it is very effective in dispelling Lan Tang's doubts that the other party's goal is his own.
The boy noticed that Lan Tang's emotions were swinging from side to side, and he felt that this man was a little nervous.
Isn't this person tired of switching back and forth from tension to relaxation for a while?
The boy quickly found out the reason for the other party. It should be caused by a cold. He is so afraid of the cold, and the cold should be very serious.
By the way, Prince Belphegor, his colleague in Balian in Vongola's assassination department, once said that the cure for colds is——
The boy quickly took out the brandy and filled it up: "Have a cup to warm your body, it is said that it has special effects on colds."
Lan Tang: "... When did you take the most expensive bottle of wine from my wine cabinet?"
Wuzi: "Don't worry about such small things. Come on, the cold is good, and it's boring!"
Lan Tang: "——!!!"
……
…………
The boy didn't expect that a man with wine at home would have such a poor drinking capacity.
Even Squalo's drinking capacity is not as good, which is really sympathetic. Is this a French man?
That's right, he has already scanned everything that should be found in this house through clairvoyant eyes. Judging from the details of various living habits and French books, and the fact that most of the books in his collection are biased towards the legal system, this is probably a Frenchman.
The boy doesn't hate the French, and his master Fran is French, so the master's English grammar is so poor that it makes people cry.The French are very proud of their French language and French culture, even if the master is better at Japanese because of the ten generations of Pengelie.
The boy hugged the drunk Lan Tang on the bed, lifted the quilt, stuffed it in and covered it, and found a few warm babies to stick on the quilt.
You can see warm babies everywhere, so it must be a long time since the cold, the boy thought.
When he picked up the warm baby, a piece of paper on the table was carried away.
After the boy pasted the warm baby, he turned his head and picked up the paper. He saw beautiful words written in cursive French on it.
【I don't know why, my tormented spirit spread its frightened and crazy wings and flew over the sea. 】
The young man blinked, thanks to Pengelie, even though he was in the assassination force Balian, he still did not drop his studies.He saw at a glance where the poem came from.
Paul Verlaine, a famous symbolist poet in the 19th century.
He didn't like Verlaine's poems, each one was too long, he couldn't remember it at all, he died laughing.When installing 13, if you can’t memorize it or accidentally miss it, it’s hard to see the backstab.Easier to remember than the poems of another poet.
French poet Rimbaud—full name is Jean-Nicolas Arthur Rimbaud, who is also a symbolic surreal romantic poet.It is said that Verlaine's works are also deeply influenced by it, and the two seem to have a relationship of more than tens of thousands of words that has to be said.
The boy knew about Rimbaud's poems because the poet happened to have the same name as the Rimbaud he knew.That's right, it's the stupid cow, the culprit who smashed him with ten-year rockets, Rimbaud of the Povino family, Vongola's ally!
Unlike Stupid Cow, the poet Rimbaud is very talented, and even an amateur like him can see that good poetry is really good.He had read Rimbaud's poems, and felt, how should I put it, that the poet wrote poems as if he were writing musical scores.
Just like singers sometimes don’t know the lyrics they are singing, they just sing them according to their heart. Rimbaud’s poems give people such a feeling. His profound literary attainments and cultural background are just like music. The tip of the pen reveals, too natural, as if poetry is a kind of language of his, and he doesn't need to deliberately carve and pursue rhymes, but just want to speak out what is in his heart, so he casually writes lovely lines.
He raised his hand and wrote a line of Rimbaud's poem on the back of the paper in French.
【My eternal soul, watch your heart, even though the night is lonely and the day is burning. 】
It's just one of Rimbaud's more classic verses, similar to famous quotes from French celebrities.It's not to show off, to the young man, it's like a solitaire game, someone wrote a poem, and he answered it casually.
In fact, if you want him to think a few more words, he may not be able to think of them yet.Some of Rimbaud's poems are very long, some have adult hints, and some also contain specious accusations and attacks-this is obviously not popular with teenagers.He likes a more relaxed and happy feeling, rather than too difficult and heavy topics.
The boy got bored very quickly, even though he had just written this line.He clenched the paper into a ball and threw it into the trash can, then found the key to the room, and molded it with soft clay.After that, he unceremoniously searched Lantang's coat, found the wallet from his coat, took out a few banknotes, and stuffed back an almost equivalent amount with the euros in his pocket.
He had already spent the money from the previous robbery in the hair salon, and usually a passport is required to exchange currency, so it is better to borrow money from the landlord to exchange it directly.
After doing this, he hesitated to look at Rimbaud who was lying on the bed with a pained face like a dead snake.
Wait, isn't it a cold?
The teenager thought belatedly.He adjusted his vision and saw the black ugly monster-like thing wrapped outside Rimbaud's body.
"cold……"
The poor landlord murmured, wrapping his body tighter in the quilt.
"Ah, there actually are, this world."
The young man was a little helpless, he thought that he would not see such things when he came to the world.
Master Fenglitou said that it is a kind of "resentment", a weak thing that does not belong to this world, even if you see it, you don't need to deal with it.
"Kufufu~ Those who are entangled with such things are weak. You don't need to care about the weak."
It sounds cruel, doesn't it, but you have to know that the leader of Pineapple is a tsundere!
Every time he said damn Vongola, it was Kufufu who cleared the way for Vengley.Every time he said not to worry about the weak, he was the one who protected the weak and rushed to the front.
Liudao Muke kept telling the boy to ignore him, but in the end he taught him how to deal with these monsters, and even taught him the ability to close his eyes so that he could not see monsters when he didn't want to see them.
After all, no one knows better about the 'eyes' than Liudao Mu, who has the Eye of Reincarnation.
——Except for giving birth, my master can do everything, right?Maybe even having a baby is out of the question.
The boy walked over, raised his hand, and flicked the black shadow lightly—a very light movement like flicking a child's forehead, or flicking dust off his fingertips.
The black shadow really disintegrated like sand and dust.
As expected, the landlord's expression softened a lot, as if he was fished out of the ice water, his pale face gradually returned to blood.
"Calculate the rent~"
The boy tilted his head and said to the still sleeping man.
A romantic French man who likes poetry, he should be able to have a good dream this time, right?
With an exclamation, the beautiful young man with long black hair was knocked three meters away before he could stand still.
--Who? !
As a person with supernatural powers and at the same time a cadre of the port Mafia, Lan Tang was shocked that he was successfully attacked by someone!
Then, he saw a scene that he couldn't imagine at all.
A girl with short green hair and green eyes was a bit fake, with a piece of bread in her mouth, and looked down at him with a cute expression.
"Sorry, I accidentally bumped into it~"
Saying this in her mouth, the girl put on a fake face and swallowed the bread in one gulp.
That's right, it's a girly fake, why do you say that, because this figure and height don't look girly at first glance!Don't think that wearing a sailor suit is a girl!Didn't you notice the details just now?Bow!This guy is taller than him!Still flat chested!No matter how good-looking he is, he is still a man!
"You just complained in your heart that such a flat chest is still pretending to be a cute girl, right? Your discrimination against women has reached an unbelievable level. The value of women is not only in the chest, but also in the connotation! Flat chest in this country That’s the general trend, you heretic from abroad!”
The other party accused him angrily, even though his face was still expressionless.
...It's too perfunctory, even if you cheat, you should be more professional, can you show some affection? ?
Lan Tang changed from guarded to helpless, he found that the other party seemed to be a minor.
Adults are always more tolerant towards cubs. As an adult, Lan Tang will not underestimate each other, but he is not as suspicious and full of vigilance as he was at first.
"Are you belittling me because I look underage? Tell you, many people are just because of carelessness, I—"
by him?Lan Tang was vigilant.
"—Take the first time." It is also the first time for a Balian member to be listed on the wanted list because of too many pranks and angering too many forces, hehe.
...? ? ?
Lan Tang had a question mark on his face, unexpectedly, it was seduction, seduction, serious!Does this thing take seduction a little seriously?Who would have thought of putting on a young man in women's clothing, wearing a broccoli-like look to de-sex. Seductive!
There are so many slots that even the cadres of the port Mafia lost their ability to speak for a while.
"Given the damage you have done to my heart and the enormous harm done to me by misogynism, I need to make amends immediately to my poor and weak self."
……
…………
I won't waste any more words after that, anyway, under some inexplicable developments, Lan Tang took this girl who thought she was very good at disguising and led her back home.
Soon he discovered that the other party seemed to have run away from home, and he probably just wanted to catch someone who took advantage of him and looted his residence.
Lan Tang lamented the wonderful luck of the other party, and he could catch a Mafia if he caught anyone at random.
No, wait, is it really luck?
Lan Tang hesitated. He has been very sensitive recently. The person who appeared at such a sensitive time is really not a spy assassin sent by some side?
Training children as chess pieces is also very common in Mafia. Generally, this circle believes that 12 years old can almost undertake tasks, and 13 years old can already be treated as adults at work.
"Let me introduce myself. My name is Liudao Wuzi. I undertake a job similar to Wanshiwu. Currently, I don't accept orders related to assassination and peachy sex. If you need it, please place an order. This is the price list, and there is also a VIP family price for long-term Valued customer, thank you."
The boy didn't use the ME he was used to to address himself. When he put on women's clothes, he was Wuzi.Doesn't that appear to be very low-educated and very LOW?By the way, his oral habit was acquired by staying with the master for too long. In fact, it can be changed, but he thinks it is more personal, so he keeps it.Even sometimes he forgets, after all, it is not his own habit but an imitation of the master.
After realizing Lan Tang's subtle guard against him, he felt the need to show his value to his temporary landlord.Sure enough, after he handed over the price list, Lan Tang's hostility towards him eased a lot.
But I will definitely be vigilant, I guess I will investigate the information of this face immediately, so I can also know who the allotrope is and why he caused so much trouble.Know the background to prepare.
Lan Tang thought that the young man was too unsuspecting, and he was more inclined that the other party was a person who ran away from home and was cultivated by some force.Wanting to open a master house to earn money by himself, and going home directly with a stranger seems a bit naive and out of harmony with the world, but it is very effective in dispelling Lan Tang's doubts that the other party's goal is his own.
The boy noticed that Lan Tang's emotions were swinging from side to side, and he felt that this man was a little nervous.
Isn't this person tired of switching back and forth from tension to relaxation for a while?
The boy quickly found out the reason for the other party. It should be caused by a cold. He is so afraid of the cold, and the cold should be very serious.
By the way, Prince Belphegor, his colleague in Balian in Vongola's assassination department, once said that the cure for colds is——
The boy quickly took out the brandy and filled it up: "Have a cup to warm your body, it is said that it has special effects on colds."
Lan Tang: "... When did you take the most expensive bottle of wine from my wine cabinet?"
Wuzi: "Don't worry about such small things. Come on, the cold is good, and it's boring!"
Lan Tang: "——!!!"
……
…………
The boy didn't expect that a man with wine at home would have such a poor drinking capacity.
Even Squalo's drinking capacity is not as good, which is really sympathetic. Is this a French man?
That's right, he has already scanned everything that should be found in this house through clairvoyant eyes. Judging from the details of various living habits and French books, and the fact that most of the books in his collection are biased towards the legal system, this is probably a Frenchman.
The boy doesn't hate the French, and his master Fran is French, so the master's English grammar is so poor that it makes people cry.The French are very proud of their French language and French culture, even if the master is better at Japanese because of the ten generations of Pengelie.
The boy hugged the drunk Lan Tang on the bed, lifted the quilt, stuffed it in and covered it, and found a few warm babies to stick on the quilt.
You can see warm babies everywhere, so it must be a long time since the cold, the boy thought.
When he picked up the warm baby, a piece of paper on the table was carried away.
After the boy pasted the warm baby, he turned his head and picked up the paper. He saw beautiful words written in cursive French on it.
【I don't know why, my tormented spirit spread its frightened and crazy wings and flew over the sea. 】
The young man blinked, thanks to Pengelie, even though he was in the assassination force Balian, he still did not drop his studies.He saw at a glance where the poem came from.
Paul Verlaine, a famous symbolist poet in the 19th century.
He didn't like Verlaine's poems, each one was too long, he couldn't remember it at all, he died laughing.When installing 13, if you can’t memorize it or accidentally miss it, it’s hard to see the backstab.Easier to remember than the poems of another poet.
French poet Rimbaud—full name is Jean-Nicolas Arthur Rimbaud, who is also a symbolic surreal romantic poet.It is said that Verlaine's works are also deeply influenced by it, and the two seem to have a relationship of more than tens of thousands of words that has to be said.
The boy knew about Rimbaud's poems because the poet happened to have the same name as the Rimbaud he knew.That's right, it's the stupid cow, the culprit who smashed him with ten-year rockets, Rimbaud of the Povino family, Vongola's ally!
Unlike Stupid Cow, the poet Rimbaud is very talented, and even an amateur like him can see that good poetry is really good.He had read Rimbaud's poems, and felt, how should I put it, that the poet wrote poems as if he were writing musical scores.
Just like singers sometimes don’t know the lyrics they are singing, they just sing them according to their heart. Rimbaud’s poems give people such a feeling. His profound literary attainments and cultural background are just like music. The tip of the pen reveals, too natural, as if poetry is a kind of language of his, and he doesn't need to deliberately carve and pursue rhymes, but just want to speak out what is in his heart, so he casually writes lovely lines.
He raised his hand and wrote a line of Rimbaud's poem on the back of the paper in French.
【My eternal soul, watch your heart, even though the night is lonely and the day is burning. 】
It's just one of Rimbaud's more classic verses, similar to famous quotes from French celebrities.It's not to show off, to the young man, it's like a solitaire game, someone wrote a poem, and he answered it casually.
In fact, if you want him to think a few more words, he may not be able to think of them yet.Some of Rimbaud's poems are very long, some have adult hints, and some also contain specious accusations and attacks-this is obviously not popular with teenagers.He likes a more relaxed and happy feeling, rather than too difficult and heavy topics.
The boy got bored very quickly, even though he had just written this line.He clenched the paper into a ball and threw it into the trash can, then found the key to the room, and molded it with soft clay.After that, he unceremoniously searched Lantang's coat, found the wallet from his coat, took out a few banknotes, and stuffed back an almost equivalent amount with the euros in his pocket.
He had already spent the money from the previous robbery in the hair salon, and usually a passport is required to exchange currency, so it is better to borrow money from the landlord to exchange it directly.
After doing this, he hesitated to look at Rimbaud who was lying on the bed with a pained face like a dead snake.
Wait, isn't it a cold?
The teenager thought belatedly.He adjusted his vision and saw the black ugly monster-like thing wrapped outside Rimbaud's body.
"cold……"
The poor landlord murmured, wrapping his body tighter in the quilt.
"Ah, there actually are, this world."
The young man was a little helpless, he thought that he would not see such things when he came to the world.
Master Fenglitou said that it is a kind of "resentment", a weak thing that does not belong to this world, even if you see it, you don't need to deal with it.
"Kufufu~ Those who are entangled with such things are weak. You don't need to care about the weak."
It sounds cruel, doesn't it, but you have to know that the leader of Pineapple is a tsundere!
Every time he said damn Vongola, it was Kufufu who cleared the way for Vengley.Every time he said not to worry about the weak, he was the one who protected the weak and rushed to the front.
Liudao Muke kept telling the boy to ignore him, but in the end he taught him how to deal with these monsters, and even taught him the ability to close his eyes so that he could not see monsters when he didn't want to see them.
After all, no one knows better about the 'eyes' than Liudao Mu, who has the Eye of Reincarnation.
——Except for giving birth, my master can do everything, right?Maybe even having a baby is out of the question.
The boy walked over, raised his hand, and flicked the black shadow lightly—a very light movement like flicking a child's forehead, or flicking dust off his fingertips.
The black shadow really disintegrated like sand and dust.
As expected, the landlord's expression softened a lot, as if he was fished out of the ice water, his pale face gradually returned to blood.
"Calculate the rent~"
The boy tilted his head and said to the still sleeping man.
A romantic French man who likes poetry, he should be able to have a good dream this time, right?
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