The correct way to open the fake master

【Ah ah ah ah ah!I can do this little brother!quick! I want to know all the information about this little brother within 1 minute! 】

[Nu Wa completes the design!Identification is completed! 】

[kswl! kswl!Jiu Min!This little brother is so good, he even embraced cp when he participated in the show, can I knock him off? 】

[If you have the ability to hug cp, if you have the ability to show your cp's face completely!I want to see the other half of Mascara's face, I advise you not to be ignorant! ! 】

[I asked, is this something I can watch without spending money? 】

[I'm sorry, my brother Yuan, do you still have such a shy side? ? ? 】

[Every day!Si Shi and Yun Wu are so good at it!This is a guest chosen by face!Good news for Yangou! 】

【grass!Is this a survival challenge variety show?This is a vase beauty pageant, right?Disappointment!farewell! 】

[Excuse me, wheat bran in the survival challenge variety show? 】

【Ah ah ah ah ah ah ah!Senior! 】

【…】

As soon as Fu Sheng entered the "live broadcast scene" with Gu Yuanfu in his arms, the barrage in the live broadcast room doubled in an instant.If the barrage could make a sound, it would be absolutely impossible for Gu Yuan to continue to sleep so soundly!

However, the entrance of the hotel was so quiet, Gu Yuan fell into a sweet dream, unaware that he had been exposed to the eyes of thousands of netizens with his "most daring to look directly at" posture, and had received widespread attention.

Harvest aunt's smile × N to the Nth power.

Harvesting insults × N to the Nth power.

In the main live broadcast room of "Supernova", countless "kneeling" directors cut the main screen to the barrage at the entrance of the hotel, occupying the main field.At the same time, the camera kept aiming at the sub-live room named "Debut in Pink and Ink" at the entrance of the hotel. The number of viewers seemed to be on God Thirteen, and it changed from "nobody cares" to "hot" in an instant. Forced to live broadcast the "Tea Party" sub-broadcast room in the hotel lobby.

Looking at the main broadcast room of "Supernova" and the sub-broadcast room of "Debut in Pink and Ink", the barrage is still increasing exponentially.Those who lick face, those who knock CP, those who scold the program group for choosing guests based on face, let Yangou and CP dog restrain themselves...

Various bullet screens rolled faster and faster one after another, and many viewers even sent bullet screens saying: My eyes are noisy!

Director Ma smiled instantly.

The audience felt that their eyes were irritated?That's really great, this is the most direct traffic!Regardless of whether they started with good looks, sugar, or the expectation of the show itself, let's get the traffic in first!

Let's do a show!That is for people to see, traffic is king.

What's wrong with him when he chose the guests?What if he just wanted to give "Wheat Bran Coffee" a chance?

He doesn't have the naive aloofness of "survival challenge shows are compelling"! "Supernova" is a variety show and not a popular science show. It's made serious. Does he have any grudges against the ratings?

Director Ma stared at the ever-increasing number of viewers in the live broadcast room with a smile, and in his heart messed up the barrage that told him to "don't be kitsch, pay attention to the show's quality", shook his hands vigorously, and gestured to the director to "follow the public opinion" "Switched the screen of the main live broadcast room, switched the main screen of the main live broadcast room from "Tea Party" to "Enthusiasm", and asked the camera to zoom in, and unceremoniously gave Fu Sheng a straight face.

The 360-degree face with no dead angle instantly occupied the entire main screen, and the bullet screen immediately set off a wave of groundhog-like screams of "ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!" A "wife".

Well, there is still a large number of "husbands".

Gu Yuanyuan didn't know that the number of his "rivals in love" was soaring, and he was still sleeping soundly and heartlessly.In his sleep, he even dreamed that Mr. Fu was holding him on the fence of the waterside pavilion in Fu's garden, kissing him under the moonlight while doing this and that to him, Gu Yuan raised his hand in a daze, and grabbed Mr. Fu's shoulder, Mumbling indistinctly, Gong Fu's chest.

Fu Sheng tightened his arms in an instant, and completely hid Gu Yuanyuan's powdered sleeping face in his arms, raised his eyelids, and glanced coldly at the camera set up inside the hotel door, suddenly regretting letting Gu Yuanyuan When Yuan was on this show, he regretted not waking Gu Yuan up in the car.

He is not as generous as he imagined.

Calmly restraining the idea of ​​taking Gu Yuan away and hiding his little wife, Fu Sheng looked away, and asked him and Gu Yuan's follower VJ politely but not at a distance: "Where is our room card?" collar?"

The following VJ is called Chen Wu. He is a strong man in his 30s with an O-shaped beard. He has an extremely simple and honest face, but he has an exquisite heart that understands horse guides, and he is very slick when he adapts to the situation.

Out of the corner of his eye, he glanced at the president who was standing outside the arena and gestured towards him in the hotel lobby. Chen Wu pressed the headset with his shoulder and listened to Ma Daoyan's concise instructions, with a silly smile: "Time is tight and the task is heavy. Go directly to the lobby to meet other guests, and our staff will help you and Mr. Gu take your luggage to the guest room."

Chen Wu's voice was rough and loud.

No matter how much Gu Yuan could sleep, he was woken up by this voice.Feeling a bit dazed from sleep, Gu Yuan buried his face in Mr. Fu's chest, and listened to Mr. Fu's steady and powerful heartbeat for a while before he came back to it belatedly.

Fuck!Fuck!Fuck!

In the end, he was carried into the hotel by Mr. Fu!

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Just ask, is it being broadcast live now?Did he say something in his sleep just now?Should he keep pretending to be asleep or...

Gee!

Still pretending to sleep with a hammer!

The Spicy Chicken program group obviously wanted to be human, and didn't give them a chance to go back to the room to catch their breath, and let them go directly to the next link!He can't be held by Mr. Fu all the time, and "materialize" himself into a pendant in Mr. Fu's arms, pretending to be dead and sleeping, and finish today's recording!

So how?He's here to advertise his studio!

In his heart, Gu Yuan cursed and complained about the inhumanity of the program group, sorted out the long-lost "social death level 100" emotions, put his palm on Mr. Fu's shoulder, jumped off Mr. Fu's arms neatly, and apologized calmly : "Sorry, I was a little sleepless last night, I'm sorry."

Chen Wu politely believed Mr. Gu's explanation, pointed at the rest area in the hotel lobby, and smiled naively: "No! No! Mr. Gu woke up just in time, look..."

Although he was the one who asked the question, his eyes were on his family, Mr. Fu. Obviously, this VJ brother had his own ideas about who was the real "head of the family" between him and Mr. Fu.

Gee!

Under the camera too!Gu Yuan couldn't see through and correct the "wrong cognition" of Brother VJ, so he could only maintain the calm posture of a nobleman, complaining angrily in his heart, "The eyes that have been confirmed, this VJ is an idiot!", He also looked at Mr. Fu with a smile.

Unobtrusively admiring the "duplicity" of his little wife, Fu Sheng couldn't help laughing.However, since Gu Yuan is already awake, there is no need to go back to the room.

At any rate, it was a variety show that Yunwu Platform participated in investing in, so as long as there were no big folds, he would still be willing to cooperate appropriately.

Fu Sheng slowly raised his hand, helped Gu Yuan straighten his messy neckline, and declared his "sovereignty" in a gentle voice: "Please tell the staff, Gu Yuan and I live in the same room."

Don’t talk about living in one room, it’s just that you want to shoot Jiwei in that room...

Well, he was serious about taking pictures, so he couldn't take pictures of Kei Wai.

Chen Wuhan nodded with a smile, and immediately sent Fu Sheng's request to the group of crew members - he was just an ordinary follower, how could it be reasonable and reasonable to turn each person from a suite into a two-person cohabitation Let the professional people to figure out (tou) grind (tu) the affairs of a room.

The rest area in the hotel lobby has been rearranged by the crew.The original low-key and luxurious leather sofa was replaced by a colorful circular fabric sofa. In the middle of the circular sofa is a simple white coffee table. On the coffee table is a small stand of "Supernova" and a drink sponsored by the sponsor father. Surrounding the circular sofa are fixed cameras and crew members.

On the sofa divided into four areas by the four colors of red, yellow, blue, and green, people are already sitting in twos and threes...

One, two, three... ten.

Ten guests.

On the red area, there are veteran actor Bao Rui, national goddess Chu Feifei, and Gu Ming, who has become a demigod after winning the international actor. It is worth mentioning that, from the words of his old gentleman grandfather, he can He had the cheek to call Gu Ming uncle.

On the yellow area, there are "a pair" of handsome men and beautiful women, both of whom are the head anchors of Yunwu Platform.

In the blue area, the two people sitting are considered to be "acquaintances" who know each other well, life scientist Liu Ziqian, professor of life sciences, and Meng Lan, the "big sister" of the forensic department of Yan University.

The three sitting on the green area should be amateurs, Gu Yuan has no impression at all, and the only evaluation he can give is "they are all good-looking who can make their debut with their faces", and it is not certain whether these three amateurs are How versatile.

To be honest, he has a little bit of suspicion that the program group is the guest selected based on their faces, and maybe there are some private goods that his blood-related elder brother, Mr. Si, "brought" into the program among the guests.

After all, his eldest brother's private life is a bit indiscreet, and his sister-in-law will write a divorce letter.But thinking of his elder brother's lame "wife-management" behavior in front of his sister-in-law, he forcibly restrained his temper, and felt that his colored filter was too thick, and he wronged his elder brother who was reforming himself.

Gee!

Forget it, he can't take care of what's there or not. I just hope that the survivability of all the beauties here can be directly proportional to their appearance, so as to keep the ratings and don't delay him to advertise his studio!

Superstars, high-powered anchors, industry elites, all-around amateurs...

Tenth and second, he and his family, Mr. Fu, are the only ones left.

Gu Yuan put away his rambling "blind guesses", touched the shoulder of Mr. Fu's with his shoulder, pretended to be a particularly "polite" gesture, and signaled Mr. Fu to invite him first.

Fu Sheng: "..."

Gu Yuanyuan is pretty good, she was still arching in his arms 2 minutes ago, and now she is pretending to be a "polite junior" with him. Is she planning to pretend to be "unfamiliar" with him under the camera?

It's a lesson to be learned.

Fu Sheng squinted at Gu Yuan with a half-smile, thinking about "the way to settle accounts after autumn", slowly raised his hand, generously covered the top of Gu Yuan's head, rubbed it gently, it was very natural, It brushed against Gu Yuan's small grip very smoothly, slid down along the line of Gu Yuan's neck, put it on Gu Yuan's back and pushed it lightly, pushing Gu Yuan directly between the yellow and blue sofas. in the aisle.

hiss!

Mr. Fu must be teasing him on purpose, the dry and warm palm slipped from the back of his neck with "electricity", and the "root of his tail" was shocked by the electric shock, making his legs weak.

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His family, Mr. Fu, is a "super show loving madman", how could he be allowed to "cover up" in front of the camera?The wave of "wan Zun" and "false prudence" just now was just trying to die.

Gu Yuan consciously speculated about "108 possible poses that Mr. Fu will concoct after the recording is over", forced himself to calmly glance at the camera facing him, and walked through the In the aisle in the middle of the sofa, he apologized politely and elegantly: "Sorry, there is a traffic jam on the road, and everyone has been waiting for a long time."

Said it was a long wait, but Gu Yuan and Fu Sheng were not late.Among the people present, the oldest ones are actor Bao Rui and Professor Liu. These two said, "You are not late, we came here early to familiarize ourselves with the venue." Others also laughed and expressed "It's okay" in their own way.

After a very "commercial" simple exchange of greetings, actor Gu Ming looked at Fu Sheng who was sitting on the blue sofa, and said hello generously: "Uncle, congratulations."

This "uncle" was called after Fu Mingyi.Hearing Gu Ming's congratulations, the smile in Fu Sheng's eyes became more sincere: "Well, how many more days will you stay after recording the show?"

Gu Ming accepted Fu Sheng's invitation with a smile, and shifted his gaze from Fu Sheng to Gu Yuan who was across the aisle from Fu Sheng—although he had heard about it a long time ago, even though he knew that he was on the "live broadcast site", he still had a bit of patience. I can't stop his "soul of gossip", and want to take a closer look at how beautiful the "little beauty" who took down the famous "Old Iron Tree of Fu's Family" is.

Gu Ming's gaze is very restrained, very friendly, even kind of elder...

elder!

Gu Yuan was "blessed to the soul", thinking that he had got the deep meaning behind Gu Ming's gaze, he raised his eyebrows and smiled and called Gu Ming: "Second Uncle."

Gu Ming: "..."

Don't ask, it's a bit unexpected to ask, but there's nothing wrong with calling "Second Uncle".

Gu Ming hid his gossip thoughts, glanced at Fu Sheng indiscriminately, and picked up the "Second Uncle" figure in a gentle manner, and said to Gu Yuan in a gentle voice: "Don't just busy yourself with your career, come and play at home when you have time."

Bingo!

Anyway, network expansion +1

Gu Yuan obediently promised "I will definitely go to my second uncle's house to play later", turned around and greeted Professor Liu and "Senior Sister" to Meng Lan.

"Competitors meet for the first time" was stunned because Gu Ming and Gu Yuan almost turned it into a "large-scale confession scene". The show was very different from the "blood and competition" they expected from the very beginning, but Director Ma didn't stop with.

One is because "Supernova" promotes an unscripted, interactive survival challenge variety show, and it is impossible for him to slap himself in the face directly on the live broadcast; second, because the barrage in the live broadcast room has proved that this wave of "recognition of relatives" is actually It’s quite explosive, for example——

【Ahhh!Actor Gu's uncle and nephew?So the CP I thought was actually grandpa and grandson?Please give me a bottle of cephalosporin to calm me down! 】

【Wow!Sister and brother?I want to stand for a second sister and brother! 】

[Ms. Liu?Professor Liu's student?Hurry up, is there any friend from Yan University to give some information about Sleeping Beauty? 】

[I said before that grandpa and grandson drink slowly, you can continue to knock on this pair of cp, keep it safe! ~]

【…】

Watching the enthusiastic bullet screens, waiting for the "recognition of relatives" to come to an end, Director Ma sent an order to FD who was in charge of filming in the hotel lobby rest area.The chubby FD Li Dong cleared his throat, raised his voice-changing horn, and announced in an electronic voice: "Welcome handsome gentlemen and beautiful ladies to "Supernova The Strongest Survival King" to compete for space. In this survival challenge Before starting, gentlemen and ladies, please introduce yourself to the judge NPC in the live broadcast room, and the time limit is 10 minutes, and the timer will start."

Gu Yuan: "..."

Don't ask, but the program group is quite skinny, making this survival challenge variety show feel like unlimited streaming.

For twelve guests, the time limit is 10 minutes, and the average time for each person is less than 1 minute.There was no time to discuss seniority, the twelve people looked at each other, tacitly asked the red area to start first.

Movie star Bao Rui is the oldest, and he was the first to speak, very concisely: "Bao Rui."

The national goddess Chu Feifei has a brighter personality, and said a few more words than the actor Bao Rui: "Hello! I am Chu Feifei, Teacher Bao and Teacher Liu can call me Xiao Chu, and the rest of the brothers and sisters please call me Miss Fei!"

Gu Ming accepted Chu Feifei's words with a smile: "Hi everyone, I'm Gu Ming."

The red area is full of superstars with high national popularity. Just say a name, and the barrage is full of groundhogs screaming.Next to the red area is the green area. Three almighty amateurs introduced themselves and said more about their occupations. A little shy goldsmith, Mr. Jin.

To the right of the green area is the blue industry elite area.Professor Liu and Fu Sheng spoke as concisely as actor Bao Rui, and only reported their own names.Meng Lando said a few words: "Meng Lan, a quasi-forensic doctor."

It can only be said that Mr. Bao, the best actor, made a good start of "succinct and concise".It only took a minute and a half for a total of nine people, including superstars, all-around amateurs and industry elites, to introduce themselves.

In other words, the three high-energy anchors in the yellow zone have eight and a half minutes to introduce themselves, which is cool.Gu Yuan smiled and invited "Mr.laotie" and "Please call me princess" to come first.

There are people in front of them proofing, even if these two want to take the opportunity to show off their fans, they don't have the nerve to say more.

Mr. laotie said: "Hello, old guys, I am Lao Tie, the best locomotive driver on Yunwu platform, welcome everyone to pay attention to my live broadcast room, and watch a live broadcast remake of "Suiyuan" by a chef who was delayed by a locomotive. Food List."

Please call me princess and say: "My family, please call me princess, a 45-year-old aunt, if you are interested in my makeup skills that can cover up wind and frost, you can search my live broadcast room with your little hands. Click to follow Ha!"

Although the self-introduction of the two "peers" was relatively long, it only took 1 minute in total.

8.5-1 7.5 =

As the finale, he had seven and a half minutes to introduce himself!

With a full stomach, Gu Yuan "earned it", raised his eyebrows and pretended to be surprised, then turned to ask the sunny man beside him, Lao Tie: "Hey? It seems that there are still six or seven minutes left! Do I have to?" If you say a few more words, we won't be at a loss?"

Lao Tie especially cooperated and said: "That is necessary! You try to talk more, don't take advantage of the program group!"

Gu Yuan nodded his head to express that he thought the same way, his expression changed, and he picked up his usual vigor during the live broadcast, raised his eyelids to the camera, and said in a tone: "Hi, judge the NPCs, I It is the No. 12 contestant of "Supernova" competing for space, Yu Sheng Yuanshen Studio, the anchor of Yunwu Platform. You heard me right, I am the official advertising account of a high-end jewelry private custom studio. Before I became the advertising account of Mo Deqing , is an anchor brother Yuan who loves to show off his wealth and draw prizes for his fans."

"Want to take away a couple's diamond ring tailored for you for free? You can pay attention to my advertising account live broadcast room! If you have more than 500 million fans, get a pair of 1-carat diamond rings, and if you have more than 1000 million fans, you can get a pair of diamond rings. The three-piece set of earrings, diamond ring and necklace is true and effective.”

Gu Yuan glanced at half of the "stunned" guests from the corner of his eyes, and said to the camera with a smile, "Don't doubt, I'm just serious about advertising, if you are moved, please move your little hands to follow ha!"

[Okay, Brother Yuan, I succumbed to your diamond ring! 】

[Your brother Yuan is still your brother Yuan, even if you participate in the show, you can't forget to advertise and show off your wealth! 】

[Those who have won the diamond ring designed by Brother Yuan himself prove that what Brother Yuan said is absolutely believable, if you haven't followed my brother Yuan's ad account, hurry up! ! 】

【who I am?where am I?Am I watching a survival challenge show? 】

【The same question】

[Show off the wealth dog doesn't care about advertising like this?Ma Dazui, just tell me how much benefit you received from the advertising account! 】

【…】

Director Ma was also very wronged, he never expected that Gu Yuan would play cards so unreasonably, and even advertised so blatantly during the self-introduction session, it was like making trouble with his little hair left.

Seeing that Lao Tie immediately followed suit and said that he would also give fans a wave of benefits, the number of fans broke through 800 million to draw a random gift package of "Suiyuan Food List", Director Ma took a deep breath, and hurriedly ordered FD to go to the next link.

FD Li Dong raised his chin exaggeratedly, raised his voice-changing speaker, and quickly read: "The self-introduction session is over, gentlemen and ladies, please listen carefully to the rules of this challenge."

"Since it's the first time for gentlemen and ladies to come to "Supernova: The Strongest Survival King" to compete for space, our survival challenge will start from the city with the lowest degree of difficulty."

"Gentlemen and ladies will be divided into three teams, and the team members will cooperate with each other to complete the survival levels set for you by the staff, fans and passers-by. The team with the highest comprehensive score will win the honor of 'Urban Survival King'."

"Next, please send a representative from each of the red, yellow, blue, and green spaces to draw lots to determine the team leader for this challenge."

Gu Yuan: "..."

Okay, the program team is very good at playing, and it's getting more and more like an infinite stream of script killing.

Draw lots!

The four groups of people very tacitly dispatched the most virtuous (nian) high (ji) high (ji) hope (zu) most (da) people in this "space" - Bao Yingdi, Professor Liu, Li Zijie and please call me the princess.

The lottery props for the program group are not traditional "small cardboard boxes", but a high-tech entertainment box newly developed by Vientiane Hi-Tech - Circle Space. "Circle Space" is a small alloy ball the size of a table tennis ball, which combines virtual technology and holographic projection technology, and integrates all classic entertainment games from the 80s to the present.As for the function of drawing lots, it is a small function specially added by Vientiane Hi-Tech for the program group.

The alloy ball was placed on the coffee table, and FD Li Dong's "remote" phone was turned on.The high-tech lottery box is virtualized on the coffee table, and four respected "representatives" of the lottery put their hands into the high-tech lottery box.

Taking advantage of the time when the guests were drawing lots, FD Li Dong broadcast an advertisement for "Circle Space" with his particularly slippery catchphrase.

Gu Yuan wanted to look at Mr. Fu with a smile——Mr. Fu, the advertisement placement is good!

Fu Sheng smiled, pressed his palm on the top of Gu Yuan's head across the aisle, and motioned him to look at the random inspection results.Each "representative of the lottery" has a particularly realistic "wheat straw" in the palm of his hand. When the four palms are put together, it is obvious that the one in the palm of the princess, please call me, is the longest.

Gu Yuan: "..."

So, for the urban survival challenge, he should be the captain?

The timely electronic commentary immediately confirmed Gu Yuan's guess. FD Li Dong held up the voice-changing speaker and announced in a mechanical tone: "Congratulations to the three high-energy anchors in the yellow space for becoming the captain of this urban survival challenge. You can choose from red, green Blue Space and Blue Space each recruit a teammate you are optimistic about. Since Mr. Fu and Brother Yuan are natives of Xindu, for the sake of fairness, the final score of their team will be deducted by 5%. If there is no doubt, the three captains should start recruiting immediately Your partner in this challenge."

Gu Yuan wanted to smile or not, and turned to his family, Mr. Fu: "Mr. Fu, can I sue the program group for 'regional discrimination'?"

Fu Sheng didn't expect that the program team would do something like this. If he and his wife were on the same team, 10% of the final score would be directly deducted. I don't know if their other two teammates would have any objections.

However, tell the program group...

Fu Sheng touched the top of Gu Yuan's head: "Dreams are fine."

With a smile in his eyes, Gu Yuan patted away Mr. Fu's hand that ruined his hairstyle.Glancing at Lao Tie and Miss Princess who had gone straight to the "red space" to grab their teammates, Gu Yuan stood up slowly, walked to his Mr. Fu, stretched out a hand in a gentlemanly manner, and asked with a smile: " Mr. Fu, who is in the same boat, are you willing to be my first teammate?"

Of course it is...

Fu Sheng put his hand in Gu Yuan's palm, held Gu Yuan's hand politely and affectionately, stood up unhurriedly, and slid his fingertips across Gu Yuan's palm without a trace: "I'm so happy."

Mr. Fu is really amazing, and he teased him again!

Gu Yuan glanced at his Mr. Fu with a grin, and squeezed Mr. Fu's fingertips, and was about to call his Mr. Fu "fake and serious" to recruit the other two teammates. Yin added another rule.

PD Li Dong: "Please note that if Brother Yuan and Mr. Fu form a team, 15% of the final score of Brother Yuan's team will be deducted."

Gu Yuan: "..."

The shameless program group even added a "debuff effect bonus" to him. Do you know that you are cheating on your "behind-the-scenes benefactor"?

Bad review!

Gu Yuan suppressed a smile, pretended to be resentful, glanced at the fat PD, and complained to his family, Mr. Fu: "I very much suspect that this program group is deliberately targeting me."

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