The correct way to open the fake master

Seeing Gu Yuan's eyebrows hidden in the hood, Mrs. Lin's ugly face suddenly turned gloomy.Thinking it was someone who couldn't speak personal words, it turned out to be this little bastard again, why is there him everywhere?It's just lingering!

What do you mean she is quite old?

What a scolding!

but……

Thinking of the old man and old lady at home thinking about the purpose of recognizing Gu Yuan's return home, Mrs. Lin's anger suddenly subsided, and she forcibly swallowed back the curse that slipped to her lips.

"Shut up" to stop the little chubby dun'er's endless "howling", Mrs. Lin patted the snow on the little chubby dun'er's body, with a knife in Gu Yuan's face in her eyes, and sneered: "I'm an aunt! Disciplining my own nephew is a matter of course and has nothing to do with upbringing. But you, when you see your elders and don't say hello, you will feel weird when you come up. Is this the upbringing that the Gu family taught you?"

Gu Yuan: "..."

Not to mention the upbringing of the Gu family, we can still be calm and eccentric.

Gu Yuan clasped Xu Wangshu's shoulders tightly, and gently pulled the young boy with a tense face and a spine like a bamboo pole into his arms.Stretched out his fingertips from the sleeves of the down jacket, pinched the edge of Xu Wangshu's hood, and put the hood on Xu Wangshu's head. Gu Yuan rubbed the top of the boy's head vigorously through the hood, and looked at Mrs. Lin with a sneer. : "Before disciplining other people's children, please take good care of your own children first. Don't pretend that your own children are messed up. You have the right to ignore it. Instead, you rely on old tricks to wrong other people's good children. It's very disgraceful."

Mrs. Lin seemed to hear the sound of her sanity breaking down, and then the son Xiong who was yelling at Gu Yuan in his arms, "You are the one who is messed up, your whole family is messed up" grabbed the last strand of reason: "Gu Yuan Yuan, who are you to take care of our private affairs?"

Gu Yuan embraced his little cousin who had transformed from a "little zombie" into a "human", and asked unhurriedly: "Didn't you just say that you belonged to my elder? Why am I now a person who is not a thing again?" What about outsiders? Ah—”

Gu Yuan pretended to be surprised on purpose, "Could it be that you were angered by the two bad sons, and now it's Alzheimer's?"

Not to mention that Lin Qin could barely suppress his anger, and Lin Qin, who hadn't lifted his legs up to now, was poisoned in the eyes of Mrs. Lin staring at Gu Yuan, as if she wished she could swallow Gu Yuan alive He said: "Gu Yuan, you don't have to think you're great just because you're the grandson of the Gongyang family. After all, you're just the bastard born of a dead man and a rotten gambler. Forget it, I really took myself seriously."

Gu Yuan: "???"

What is this all about?Even if he really thinks he is great, it has nothing to do with the Gongyang family, okay?Is he himself not good, or is his man not good?Is it because his old gentleman grandfather is not handsome enough, or is his own father and grandpa not handsome enough?

Is he worthy of "relying on the ram's family"?The Gongyang family don't always come to "trouble" him, he is very grateful.

Simply incomprehensible.

Gu Yuan was laughed at by this self-righteous "fake daughter": "Mrs. Lin..."

"Mrs. Lin, my brother Yuanyuan's mother is my aunt..." When Mrs. Lin scolded him sharply, the young boy, who had not forgotten his upbringing and never said a word, suddenly spoke out. The energetic young voice overshadowed Gu Yuan's unhurried words, and warned Mrs. Lin expressionlessly, "Please maintain the most basic respect for her."

"His" mother is the palm of the Xu family, and this will not change with the change of blood relationship.Even though Xu Wangshu has never met "his" mother, he still has a strong affection for "his" mother through his ears and eyes.

Gu Yuan rubbed the top of Xu Wangshu's head. Before Mrs. Lin became hysterical, he pointed to his teammates and the VJ who were filming at the gate of the family building, and asked with a smile, "Mrs. Lin, I'm recording a program. Do you want to appear together?"

Even after living for more than 40 years, she suddenly realized that she was not a real wealthy daughter, but she also grew up in a wealthy family, and she has been married into the Lin family for more than [-] years. She has long been concerned about the dignity of a wealthy family. Carved into the bone with the passage of time.

This made her, who was in a state of embarrassment at this moment, avoid the camera very much and was afraid of it.

Mrs. Lin barely restrained the anger that was running wild in her heart, turned her head and glanced at VJ Chen Wu, who was carrying the camera and looked at him frequently, took a deep breath, and pulled the chubby guy who was still whimpering, with an elegant demeanor. Standing up, with a smirk on his face, he lowered his voice and warned: "Keep your mouth shut, it's really making trouble on the stage so that no one will look good."

Gu Yuan sneered.

It's really not him who is ugly.Just considering the feelings of his grandfather Xu's family, even without Mrs. Lin's warning, he would not bring this bowl of "dog blood" to the camera to break it.

Even intimidating, and sending off Mrs. Lin and his bear son with an extremely irritating attitude, Gu Yuan poked Xu Wangshu's cheeks that still had a little baby fat, and chuckled: "Little classmate Xu Wangshu, tell me about the situation just now." What's going on."

The matter is very simple, Lin Jin committed Xiong.

Today Mrs. Lin brought her son to visit unexpectedly. She thought she was simply here to recognize relatives, but unexpectedly, after saying a few words, the topic turned to Gu Yuan.

Mrs. Lin began to talk about things, and Gu Yuan's grandmother was worried that it would have a bad influence on the child, so she had to send Xu Wangshu and Lin Jin out to play.

Xu Wangshu originally planned to take Lin Jin to the Science and Technology Museum of Xindu University to play, but he didn't expect Lin Jin to start acting like a demon when he left the house. He said that he would go to the game city for a while, and then said that he wanted to go skating on the river, and walked to the community A new trick appeared at the door, clamoring to go to the bar to meet the world.

Bar, how is it possible!

Xu Wangshu firmly disagreed, so Lin Jin rolled in the snow and splashed.

Gu Yuan: "..."

Don't ask, even if you ask, Gu Yuan doesn't know what to say.

After all, Lin Jin is also the young master of the Lin family, but he didn't expect to be so unflattering.When I was only seven years old, I was thinking about going clubbing, and when I was seven years old, when I was not going well, I was still playing tricks that a sensible three-year-old child would not bother to play.

It's pretty hard to say.

Gu Yuan rubbed the top of Xu Wangshu's head, teaching the child to play tricks: "You must report to grandpa and grandma when you get home, understand?"

Xu Wangshu rolled his eyes at Gu Yuan, "I'm not stupid."

Got it!

As far as the speed of understanding in this second, there is no need for him to say more.At first, I was worried that my little cousin was too educated with a scholarly family, so I didn't bother to play the trick of suing.Unexpectedly, the little cousin has both internal and external training, and he has a good eye for being a top student.

Gu Yuan chatted with his little cousin Xu Wangshu again, asked Xu Wangshu to help him say hello to his grandparents, uncles and aunts, and then slowly returned to the screen of the "Discount Team Live Broadcasting Room".

Gu Yuan tilted his head to look at VJ Chen Wu, and explained to his teammates with a smile: "Sorry, I met my brother, I have been waiting for a long time."

Gu Ming expressed his understanding.

Master Xiaojin said that as an authentic southerner, he saw snow for the first time in his life, and he was very happy to enjoy the snow scene just now, and he didn't think that Gu Yuan came back after a long time.

Gu Yuan kicked the snow under his feet, and said with a smile that when the snow was thicker, he could build a snowman and have a snowball fight.

Seeing Gu Yuanyuan diverge from snowball fights to go skiing on a sled, Fu Sheng smiled and pressed Gu Yuan's hood, saying, "Let's go, the landlord is already waiting."

What Fu Sheng negotiated was a two-bedroom apartment on the sixth floor of the top floor. There was no elevator, and he had to rely on two legs to go up and down the stairs.Fortunately, several of them are young men with plenty of strength. As long as the room environment is suitable, this height is not a problem for them at all.

After all, it was the place where the four of them would live for the next five days and four nights. Once they got together, they decided to go up and look at the house together. If the room was suitable, they could "set up camp" directly.

Mr. Fu easily picked up his and Gu Yuan's suitcases, and walked into the unit door first to "open the way".With sweetness hidden in Gu Yuan's heart, he slowly retracted the little paw that had just been stretched towards his own suitcase.

Looking back at Gu Ming, who was carrying a small suitcase, and at Master Xiao Jin who was "bathing in snowflakes" under the steps, Gu Yuan turned around and walked down the steps, intending to take care of Master Xiao Jin, who seemed to be very thin - to help Master Xiao Jin with his luggage. Check out his big suitcase.

"Hey! Brother Yuan, my suitcase is very heavy, let me do it myself!"

"It's okay, how many suitcases can there be..." Gu Yuan looked down at the big suitcase he couldn't pick up, and his light voice turned into "boundless silence".

A suitcase can really be very heavy, the kind that he couldn't pick up by accident.

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Gu Yuan glanced at "Silly Hanhan VJ" and immediately aimed at his camera lens, and picked it up again in disbelief.This time I almost resorted to "feeding strength", and finally managed to pick up the suitcase, a full five centimeters off the ground!

but……

Only lasted five seconds.

Gu Yuan: "..." Is this scientific?

[Hahahahahaha, look at my brother Yuan can't lift it! 】

【Brother Yuan began to doubt his life】

【Brother Yuan: Is Xiao Jinzi filled with a box of weights? 】

[Brother Yuan: Old Gong, come back quickly, there are monsters in this box! ! ! 】

[Mr. Fu: Sorry, Lao Gong has gone far]

[Pass it on, Brother Yuan only has five seconds. 】

【hiss!I suspect that some sisters are blatantly ghs, but I have no evidence]

[Yo heh!Little Jinjin picked up the box!Just ask me if Brother Yuan is embarrassed! 】

[Tsk tsk tsk!I never expected that the most fragile and unable to take care of myself in the discount team turned out to be my brother Yuan, what a shame! 】

[Congratulations to Brother Yuan for mentioning the title of Xiaojiao Zero in the discount team! 】

【…】

who I am?where am I?Why are there so many vigorous monsters around me!

It's fine that Chi Dayu and Mr. Fu are both vigorously blamed, but they are nephews and uncles!But why is Xiao Jinzi, who is half a head shorter than him and a little thinner than him, so powerful?

This unscientific!

With a stomach full of "fine-tuned version of the World Triple Questions", Gu Yuan followed Master Xiao Jin, who was carrying a big suitcase and was not blushing or out of breath, up to the top floor, and silently walked to Mr. Fu's side, avoiding the camera to poke the ground secretly Twist Mr. Fu's waist.

The voice of Fu Sheng haggling with the landlord paused slightly, and out of the corner of his eye, he looked at the little lady who wrote "unhappy" on her face, grabbed Gu Yuan's little paw that was about to retract, and continued: "If you agree, this house will We rented it."

The four of us lived in a daily rented room, and they also told him that the shower room did not have a heating function, and gave him five yuan down.The landlord classmate wanted not to do this order, but after seeing Gu Ming wearing a mask and fisherman hat, the words that slipped out of his mouth were swallowed back in his stomach.

His girlfriend is Gu Ming's mother fan, and she took Gu Ming's photo and told him "this is our son" every day. Just before he came to open the door, he was watching the live broadcast of "Supernova" with his girlfriend!

and so……

The landlord classmate pointed at Gu Ming and said, "As long as this gentleman agrees to take a photo with me and give me his to sign when checking out, I can give you the house to live in for free."

Gu Ming raised his eyebrows and looked back at VJ Chen Wu: "Is it okay?"

VJ Chen Wu smiled: "Gu Yingdi can send To to sign for your fans, but you can't use this in exchange for help."

Got it!

That is, you can give benefits to fans, but you can't accept fans' "confession of love"?

This rule is also reasonable, otherwise there would be no need for the Survival Challenge, just a direct fan competition would be fine.Moreover, neither will his cheap second uncle, let alone use his cheap second uncle to take advantage of fans.

but!

The program group is so blatantly not human, Gu Yuan still wants to speak out.Gently struggled for the hand held by Mr. Fu, but failed to pull it out, Gu Yuan simply let Mr. Fu hold his hand, poked his head out from Mr. Fu's side, looked at VJ Chen Wu and asked with a smile: "Brother, what about the fan love you promised?"

VJ Chen Wu didn't answer Gu Yuan's question, but asked the landlord classmate directly: "Sir, congratulations on becoming the first lucky fan of Brother Yuan in "Supernova The Strongest Survivor". Now you can propose to Team Yuan." One request, as long as it doesn't violate the rules of the game, they will satisfy you."

Gu Yuan: "..."

Okay!Blame him for being cheap, blame him for underestimating the shamelessness of the garbage program group.

Gu Yuan looked at VJ Chen Wu faintly, expressing his doubts with his eyes—excuse me, brother, was your language taught by aliens?Otherwise, where did you get the courage to equate "fans' love" with "meeting fans' demands"?

The members of Brother Yuan's discount team all know that as long as the landlord classmate speaks, they will probably have to come to a wave of "level challenge" first, so they can't help but focus on the gentle and handsome landlord classmate ——If you are a real die-hard fan, don’t embarrass your idol!

However, the landlord classmate is just a real fan of her boyfriend.Being watched by actor Gu with a smile, and stared at silently by his teammates, the landlord classmate was not excited at all, let alone nervous, and even smiled at the camera on VJ Chen Wu's shoulder and made a phone call with his girlfriend Say hello.

[Student landlord, if you are my fan, don't be merciless! 】

[Wucao, what kind of luck is the discounted team? The old Tie team has already started eating, and the princess's team has also gone out for food. Is it okay for their team to face the fan level on an empty stomach if they don't earn any points? 】

[Hahahahahaha!Ask the discount team's current psychological shadow area! 】

[Don't ask, even if you ask, even the Fields Medal winner can't calculate the psychological shadow area of ​​the discounted team]

[Sisters in front, don’t count the winners of the Fields Medal, Mr. Fu has the answer in his heart]

【Ehhhhhh?What do the sisters in front mean, could it be that...]

【Fuck!It is recommended to make good use of Baidu and search for the winners of the Fields Medal. There will be a big surprise!Absolutely not ass you, I knelt down on the spot after searching! 】

【Ahhh!The classmate landlord turned out to be a lover! 】

That's right, the landlord classmate is a capitalized lover.The "big guy" who faced his girlfriend was not polite at all, and directly asked Team Yuan to give his girlfriend an unforgettable birthday tomorrow night.

This requirement is in full compliance with the rules of the program group.

Therefore, VJ Chen Wu directly announced: "Please invite Team Yuan to accept the task of the first level, and prepare an unforgettable birthday party for the girlfriend of the landlord's classmate."

Level challenges come unexpectedly, but what can they say?

They can only say that luckily the landlord and his girlfriend don't celebrate their birthday tonight, otherwise they might have to spend all their principal and go into debt.The four teammates of the Yuan team quickly summed up and made an agreement with the landlord classmate to celebrate his girlfriend's birthday in the rental house tomorrow night. By the way, the rent was agreed to be 50 yuan a day in a friendly and harmonious way.

Ask the classmate landlord to keep Gu Ming's whereabouts secret, and "distribute" one of the red tickets to the classmate landlord.Send away the landlord classmate who "airdropped" a "level gift bag" for them, and follow the landlord classmate's prompt to find the disinfectant in the locker.

Mr. Fu, who can't cook, and Master Xiaojin are responsible for cleaning the room. Gu Yuan, uncle Gu Ming and his nephew went downstairs to the fresh food supermarket to simply buy a few cheap and affordable ingredients.

Yes, the two wealthy sons who grew up with golden soup in their mouths picked and picked in the fresh food supermarket, almost all of them were discounted vegetables.

[Suddenly there is a million points of sourness, it seems like it was just yesterday that Yuan Ge Na Tai and Ming Zhuang Yi Shi Yi Shi Baked Steaks]

[Sigh, he's not far from LaBonnotte potato fries from Noirmougère, France]

[I still remember the nine Juliets on the top sign flower wall on the day Brother Yuan's studio opened]

[Never thought that I would still have a day when I saw that brother Yuan could only buy the cheapest vegetables in the live broadcast, and he didn’t dare to buy a little more for cheap meat. I will really thank the program team]

[Brother Yuan is an old fan, let me recall the sweetness and bitterness, let me explain to brother dei, brother Yuan is a good cook? 】

[I haven't seen him cook cheap ingredients, but the top-quality ingredients are super awesome]

[It's just a hot chicken flaunting wealth anchor who relies on the top ingredients to fool silly X fans, waiting for the discount team to have no lunch at noon, ^_^]

[Mist grass!My brother Yuan is his eldest grandson Zei, I will sit and wait for your face to be swollen by my brother Yuan]

【…】

Heizi deliberately came to the live broadcast room to start a barrage, and Brother Yuan's fans immediately chose to be confrontational.

Almost instantly, the barrage in the live broadcast room of the discount team gave Gu Yuan's culinary skills a "flame of flames and gunpowder everywhere", however, the rental house was quiet and peaceful.

Mr. Fu and Master Xiaojin worked together to clean the kitchen, dining room and living room, and began to divide the work into two bedrooms.Gu Yuan and his cheap second uncle Gu Ming started to prepare lunch in the sanitized kitchen of Mr. Fu and Mr. Xiao Jin.

A pot of red beans and rice, a pot of braised pork, a plate of three shredded cold salad, a plate of stewed potatoes with braised pork, a plate of vinegared cabbage, and a pot of tomato and egg drop soup.Four dishes and one soup were served, and Mr. Fu and Master Xiaojin also finished the hygiene.

Seeing the four members of the discount team sitting around a simple dining table, each with a bowl of red beans and rice, eating deliciously with "two or three things in the discount team's live broadcast room", and using barrage in the live broadcast room to pinch "the sky is dark" " The "judging NPC" went silent in an instant, and stopped "poking the phone and typing on the keyboard" at the same time, stared at the brightly colored home-cooked food on the screen, swallowed hard, and opened the ordering software at the same time to start ordering the same lunch.

The barrage in the live broadcast room instantly decreased by two-thirds, Gu Yuan deliberately took a look at the number of viewers.After confirming that the number of "judging NPCs" in their live broadcast room has been increasing slowly, Gu Yuan took a piece of braised pork with confidence and said while eating: "Our team's initial funds are still 263 yuan and 5 cents. Hurry up and make money!"

Fu Sheng swallowed the food in his mouth, and said unhurriedly: "I borrowed his library card from the landlord just now, and I plan to go to the electronic reading room of Xinda University to check the information. If everything goes well, you can check it at home. Lie down and win."

Gu Ming put down the soup bowl and wiped his mouth with a napkin: "Uncle, ask the landlord to borrow his girlfriend's library card, and I'll go check something with you."

Gu Yuan: "..."

Did his cheap second uncle misunderstand his own nationality?

Using serving chopsticks to hold the last piece of braised pork to Master Xiao Jin, Gu Yuan looked at Gu Ming dumbfounded: "Second uncle, are you really not afraid of being surrounded by fans when you go to the reading room? Besides, the landlord's girlfriend is not the same gender as you. "

Gu Ming said with a smile: "The mountain people have their own tricks."

Fu Sheng raised his eyebrows, looking at Gu Ming with a smile on his face: "Are you sure?"

Gu Ming nodded: "I can't stay out of the house all the time, I'm really waiting for you to take me to lie down and win."

Gu Yuan looked at Fu Sheng, then at Gu Ming, poked Mr. Fu's arm with his fingertips, and groaned, "Second Uncle, Mr. Fu, we will live under the same roof for the next five days and four nights. You two can't hide little secrets and form a small group."

[233333333, I bet Yuan is definitely jealous]

【Huh! ~ so sour! 】

[Hahahahaha!Xiao Jinzi is out of complete condition]

[Brother Yuan, you are really good at it, even I am speechless after being smashed by your jealousy]

[Ouch, I'm going!Brother Yuan, he acted like a baby with Mr. Fu again]

[I want to make a bet, Mr. Fu is going to betray him! ~]

[I dare to make this bet, Mr. Fu, he won't betray me, and I will live broadcast Chixiang! 】

[I'm standing upside down and drinking water live! 】

[I copied the Civil Code by hand! ! 】

【…】

Mr. Fu did not disappoint the "judging NPCs" who were competing to bet on the bamboo shoots in the live broadcast room.He raised his eyes and looked at Gu Ming, and after confirming that Gu Ming really wanted to do that, Fu Sheng tapped Gu Yuan's forehead without hesitation, and betrayed Gu Yingdi's little secret with a smile: "Gu Ming is an ever-changing little girl." Sakura, there is no need to worry about him being recognized."

Cardcaptor Sakura...

Just know how to disguise?

With a smile in his eyes, Gu Yuan gave Mr. Fu a slap of "You know what you know", and when he turned his head to look at Gu Ming, he immediately put on a smiling face: "That gender doesn't match either."

Gu Ming glanced at the mobile phone that was broadcasting the live broadcast on the dining table, stared at the ""Face Changing", "Two Faces", "Differential Treatment"" scrolling in the bullet screen, chuckled, and said slowly: "It's okay, I can Men dressed as women."

Actor Gu threw down a "thunder" lightly, not only blowing up the barrage in the live broadcast room of the discount team, but also stunned Gu Yuan and Master Xiaojin who "heard about this for the first time".

Gu Yuan slowed down for a few moments, and then in the "very sure" eyes of his family Mr. Fu, he confirmed that it was not he who heard it wrong just now, but his cheap second uncle, a well-known noble son in the entertainment circle, who really admitted in the live broadcast room He can be a "women's wearer".

Just like the die-hard fans of his cheap second uncle in the live broadcast room, he urgently needs to reshape his perception of his cheap second uncle.

Little Jinzi poured down half a bowl of egg drop soup, washed down the potato cubes that were choking in his throat, and stammered, "I, I can set up a stall to process gold and silver jewelry for others."

Gu Yuan: "???"

I suspect that Xiao Jinzi was "stunned" by his cheap second uncle, but I have no evidence.

Gu Yuan rubbed his face stiffened by his cheap second uncle, and reminded Master Xiaojin dumbfounded: "Little Jinzi, we don't have the funds to make tools for you."

Master Xiaojin laughed "hehe", put down the bowls and chopsticks, ran to the entrance and dragged his big suitcase to the dining room, and quickly opened it: "I brought it!"

good guy!good guy!

Looking at Master Xiaojin's suitcase, Gu Yuan called out several times in his heart, good guy!Master Xiaojin didn't just bring it, he brought a complete set of basic hand-made tools!

Grinding machine, diamond grinding needle, drill bit, stick clamp, rubber stick with handle, polishing cloth wheel with handle, wool wheel, polishing wax, fusion welding machine, various pliers and hammers, etc.

It's really a big suitcase full, no wonder Xiao Jinzi's suitcase is so big and heavy!

hiss!

This is……

There was even a stack of gold pieces and a stack of silver pieces!

Gu Yuan turned his head to look for VJ Chen Wu, and held his respect for the camera: "Dear NPCs, you all have a good look, it's really not that I can't do it, it's really that there is something in our little Jinzi's suitcase!"

[Hahahahahahaha, Brother Yuan, don't hold back your dignity!Xiao Jinzi is smaller than you, but he still carried this big suitcase up to the sixth floor without breathing! 】

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【Hahaha!You guys are perfect!Can't you save some face for Brother Yuan and trust him politely?Wouldn't he be happy if he was so angry that he threw himself into his old Gong's arms and cried? 】

[Brother Yuan, you can't lift it with your hands!Brother Yuan, you are too weak to take care of yourself!Brother Yuan, please hold your old Gong and cry quickly!As long as you cry, I will give you the Nine Heavens Galaxy! 】

[It's a pity that Brother Yuan and the others left the mobile phones watching the live broadcast on the dining table, otherwise there would be sweets to mess with! 】

[If you don't understand, ask, didn't the program team check the guests' suitcases before?Why didn't the tools like Little Gold be taken away?What about "Absolute Fairness"?]

[Program group: We only charge food and money, thank you]

【Hehehe, don't tell me that big wad of gold and silver is not considered money, it is hard currency】

[Here is the opening of an annual drama "Dark Curtain", please enjoy it]

[Just ask the program team, can these discount tools really be used? 】

Gu Yuan also wanted to know if they could use Master Xiaojin's big box of tools.With the spicy chicken style of the program group, even if they are asked to use the tools of Xiaojinzi, they will have to peel off their "several layers of skin".

However, this tool is so useful!Conservative estimates can also help him double the advertising effect of the studio!

Must fight for!

Thinking about the strategy of bargaining with the program team, Gu Yuan showed a bright smile to VJ Chen Wu: "Brother Chen, if we plan to use this box, what price will we have to pay?"

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