The correct way to open the fake master

Xu Zheyuan appeared on the screen in linen home clothes and gold-rimmed glasses. Behind him was a picture of peonies blooming with riches and honor. The colors were gorgeous, the artistic conception was vivid, and the charm was elegant, which matched Xu Zheyuan's temperament very well.

Gu Yuan stepped over the suitcase, kicked off his shoes, and walked barefoot to the living room: "Uncle, good evening."

Xu Zheyuan smiled reservedly and politely: "Good evening Yuanyuan, did I call at the wrong time?"

"No, the time uncle dialed here is just right..." Gu Yuan glanced at the layout of the living room—the black, white and gray frigid style, showing aloofness and restraint everywhere, and Gu Yuan nestled in the only bright color of earth yellow. On the single sofa, she blinked mischievously, "It just helps me to be lazy."

Xu Zheyuan chuckled lightly: "Are you moving?"

"Well, the place where I used to live was inconvenient, so I changed to another place..." Don't be in a hurry to help Xiaobingjiao feel bad for a while, so as not to go too far, making him look like a narrow-minded complainant, Gu Yuan lightly avoided Gu Siming Without mentioning it, he said with a smile, "A new environment will make it easier for me to work hard."

Xu Zheyuan has a cousin who is studying at Yandu University, and he has heard about Gu Yuan's scandal about black posts, as well as the incident of Gu Yuan smashing traffic and blocking people at noon.

Xu Zheyuan naturally had some guesses about why Gu Yuan's original place was inconvenient.

It's just that after all, we just met each other, Gu Yuan avoided mentioning it, even if Xu Zheyuan was worried, he couldn't say anything, he could only say tactfully: "I remember you transferred to the Department of Jewelry Design, if you encounter trouble, you can ask Xu Shenyan for help, no need Be polite to him."

"Xu Shenyan?" Is it such a coincidence?It's not what he thought.

"Acquainted?" Xu Zheyuan smiled lightly, and explained to Gu Yuan with a smile, "He is my youngest cousin, with a somewhat lawless personality, but he is very defensive. He has known you for a long time, and he will be very happy if you ask him for help. "

It turned out that there wasn't any "old-fashioned and warm-hearted" brother Xu, but he had another uncle, a little uncle who protected his shortcomings.

Gu Yuan was speechless for a moment, digesting the fact that his "new friend" had become a "little uncle", and said with a hard face, "We are in the same class, and he helped me at noon today, but he didn't mention that he was my uncle." As for my uncle, let me just say that I look good."

Xu Zheyuan smiled: "They all know that you don't want to recognize your relatives, so they probably dare not tell you."

"Uncle, look at the child, does he look like the contemporary Dou E?" Gu Yuan smiled and pretended to be wronged, "If I had known that I had a good uncle, I would have rushed to recognize my relative, okay? ?”

Xu Zheyuan opened his eyebrows with a smile, and said with a smile: "Okay, okay, I know Yuanyuan has been wronged. When Yuanyuan comes home, uncle will give Yuanyuan a big red envelope!"

Gu Yuan nodded like a little money fan, and said with a smile: "Okay!"

After chatting for a few words, I confirmed that Gu Yuan was indeed as Xu Shenyan said, but the corner of his mouth was hurt a little, and he was in a good mood. Then he turned to the topic and introduced his family to Gu Yuan.

Grandpa Xu Hongyuan wears presbyopic glasses. He is a very kind and refined old man. He speaks lightly, and every sentence is full of concern. He even said that he wants to teach Gu Yuan to draw. Gu Yuan is very interested. I am studying board painting, and I have always been interested in Chinese painting. Unfortunately, I have been busy helping his elder brother Dou Yuan clean up his father's illegitimate children. I have never had time to study systematically. Now my grandparents are everyone. To enhance the relationship, Gu Yuan of course agreed.

Grandma Yan Jintong is a bit serious, she speaks curtly and is a little bit forceful, but she is not very kind.

Aunt Meng Qing is also a doctor, Chief Physician of the Neurology Department of Xindu Eighth Hospital, she speaks softly and softly, and always asks Gu Yuan to stay at home during the holidays, and Gu Yuan responds with a smile.

The little cousin Xu Wangshu is just 10 years old. He looks like a little adult and shows Gu Yuan the robot he just assembled, and promises to assemble a small robot pig for Gu Yuan as a greeting gift, because Gu Yuan's brother is a pig.

I have to say that my grandpa's family are very good people. Although it was the first video meeting, there was no strangeness or embarrassment. It seemed that it was just a daily contact not long after we parted, and they were very harmonious. out of place.

It's not that the grandfather's family is ugly, but that they don't look like them, especially not like them.

His nephew is not like his uncle, nor his grandpa and grandma, and probably not like "his" mother, because his grandpa and grandma are very calm when they see his face. If he looks like his mother, his grandpa and grandma will suddenly Seeing him won't be without emotion.

It's hard not to think of Chi Yu's brain hole, but after all, he was too disrespectful to the deceased Ms. Xu, Gu Yuan didn't continue to think about it - he was quite satisfied with his current situation, and didn't want to make extra troubles, asking for trouble.

Anyway, he didn't intend to compete with anyone for his father. If someone insisted on fighting with him, he could fight for his uncle. He had so many uncles that he couldn't count them.

You Yuanbao: Hello, let’s get to know each other again

Your father Xu:? ? ?

You Yuanbao: Smile.jpg

You Yuanbao: Shenyan little uncle

Your father Xu: Big nephew, uncle is uncle, what is Shen Yan little uncle?Get rid of the attributive

You Yuanbao: ...

You Yuanbao: Xiaotang uncle, you are two months younger than me, I hope you know

Your Father Xu: Touch Your Head.jpg

Your father Xu: Uncle belongs to the radish family.

You Yuanbao: I am speechless

……

After chatting a few words, I recognized the freshly baked little uncle.

Barefoot, Gu Yuan stepped on the warm floor, strolled around, and observed his "new home" all over - a large flat floor of more than 300 square meters, with elevator access, a study room, a piano room, a gym, There is a wine tasting room, a terrace, and complete functions. The decoration style is white and bland, with a perfect combination of minimalism and restraint, which is very nice.

Take a closer look at the kitchen, bathroom and master bedroom.

The refrigerator in the kitchen is full of fresh fruits and vegetables, but the stove is brand new, and the bathroom and master bedroom have no traces of living in, which is very good.

Gu Yuan came out of the bathroom in the master bedroom and strolled to the cloakroom.

During the time when he was videoing with his grandfather's family just now, Chi Yu had already moved most of his suitcases into the cloakroom.

Gu Yuan leaned against the door of the cloakroom, watching Chi Yu help him hang half of the clothes in the closet, without any intention of reaching out to help, he directed Chi Yu like a young master to hang a few clothes in the first cabinet on the left Moved to the second cabinet, said with a smile: "The house is not bad, I will add chicken legs tonight."

Chi Yu rolled his eyes at Gu Yuan: "Isn't that right? I acted as a driver and a porter for you, and now I'm cosplaying your old mother, so I want to send my brother away with just a chicken leg?"

Gu Yuan couldn't help laughing, holding his mobile phone, flipping through the "showing off wealth" video posted by "Little Straw Bag" on the Yunwu platform, watching a section and deleting a section in disgust: "Tsk, it's hard work for a big fish to be divided into three fishes Yes, tell Uncle Yuanyuan what you want to eat, and Uncle Yuanyuan will make it for you, and make up for you."

"Get out! Brother thank you..." Chi Yu emptied a suitcase, and opened a new one, "Brother worked hard, but you still want to kill brother by poison, is that how Gu Yuanyuan repays revenge like this?"

I almost forgot that "Little Straw Bun" once showed Chi Yu his kitchen-level cooking skills for love, but in the end, he ruined his godmother's kitchen. Chi Yu took the blame and ate a bowl of "Little Straw Bun" with his own hands. Boiled noodles.

Gu Yuan touched the tip of his nose, suppressed a smile, and said casually: "How could it be a poisoned killing? Today I am no longer what I used to be. My cooking skills have been sublimated, and the things I make are as good as my grandfather and me. Big brother is full of praise!"

Chi Yu was very skeptical that the "full praise" was just that Grandpa Gu and his Brother Chi's Gu Yuanyuan filters were particularly thick, and he had already grasped the evidence that their filters were super thick.

Chi Yu is also a person wearing Gu Yuanyuan's filter, and he will never admit defeat when it comes to pampering Gu Yuanyuan.

While Chi Yu was "busy", he raised his eyelids, and squinted at Gu Yuan, who was "idling around" sullenly: "I want to eat steak, fried chicken and drink beer, can you?"

"Father is omnipotent, just wait and eat!" Gu Yuan rebuked Chi Yu casually, impatiently flipping through the hundreds of short videos of "Little Straw Bag", and simply packed them all into the recycling bin, staring at After looking at the nickname of "Yuyuyuの圆哥" for a moment, he tilted his head and looked at the busy Chi Yu, and said, "My Yunwu account wants to change my nickname, what do you think?"

"Change, change, change!" Chi Yu snorted, "I saw that your nickname was not pleasing to the eye, obviously you are the youngest of the three of us, but you insist on treating me and Xiaoyu as brothers, which is annoying!"

Gu Yuan: "..."

have to!Chi Yu really regarded "Little Idiot" as his younger brother, and "Little Idiot" winked at Chi Blind Yu.

After all, Yin and Yang have been "separated from each other", so it is very good. I hope that Chi Dayu will continue to keep this incomprehensible until he completely overturns the original plot line.

Gu Yuan planned to use "Xiaocaobao", which is a somewhat fan-based account, to promote their studio, so he simply changed his nickname to "Yu Sheng Yuan Shen Studio" in advance, and started a live broadcast "preheating" + attracting fans, After all, he still has a promise of 52 fans with his Uncle Fu.

For the admission ticket of "Supernova", it's time for him to take the time to engage in a live broadcast to attract fans.

I don’t have tools and rough stones at hand, and I don’t have finished products for the time being. I can’t do a live broadcast related to jewelry design for the time being, but I can do a live broadcast of gourmet food. After all, everyone in Dahua is a foodie.

Red wine, steak, chicken drumsticks, pepper, butter, cornmeal, sweet potatoes, cucumbers, lemons, potatoes...

Putting the ingredients that will be needed later on the cooking table, Gu Yuan glanced at the bullet screen in the live broadcast room, and casually shared his live broadcast room with his second uncle Fu, and said casually: "Why change the name? Because I suddenly had an epiphany and felt that The previous way of flaunting wealth was not at all low-key, luxurious and connotative, and I plan to change it to a new way of flaunting wealth, and of course I have to change to a new name that is worthy of the suit.”

"Advertisement account? Well, I will be an advertisement account in the future. I will speak for me, and I will advertise for me. Family members, if you want to watch a live broadcast of luxury and showing off your wealth, just click and follow. If you have 52w fans, you will get a pair of diamond rings made by me in a lucky draw." .”

"Why don't you show your face? Of course it's because I'm too handsome, and I'm afraid that you will become sick from longing for love."

"Cooking is not rich at all? Hey, big brother, take a look at the bottle of red wine I use to marinate steaks next to me. Taihe Moichuang has lived his whole life, do you think you are rich?"

……

Fu Sheng came out of the small conference room, and just returned to the office when he received the broadcast start information shared by Gu Yuan.

You Yuanbao: Your Little Cutie is now on air!Come cheer on your little cutie!

You Yuanbao: Title: Show off your wealth casually, fresh lemons are enough, anchor: Yu Sheng Yuanshen studio, live account number: 7758520

Fu Sheng raised his eyebrows.

The child who dares to care for the family has already left.When she clings to and teases him, she is sticky and sticky, when she shakes her hands away, she is crisp and crisp, as expected, she is still a child and can do whatever she wants.

He was also very impatient, the account nickname had already been changed to Yu Sheng Yuanshen Studio before the store contract was signed with him.

With the name of the studio, it's very Gu Yuan to start a live broadcast of showing off wealth.

Fu Sheng clicked on the live broadcast link that Gu Yuan shared with him, put the phone on the desk, picked up the shop lease contract that was still placed in the middle of the desk, and opened it casually.

Ten lines at a glance, the contract turned to the second page, just glanced at it, Gu Yuan's voice, which was somewhat hoarse, dragged a careless tone, and came out from the phone——

"Potatoes? These are not ordinary potatoes. These are La Bonnotte potatoes from Noirmougère, France. If you don't know the price, ask Du Niang."

"Of course, I said that I will show off my wealth in a low-key manner in the future."

"Don't give a reward, Dad is not short of the money."

"Hey, you lemons are very thoughtful, you insist on giving a reward, is this trying to force me to call you daddy? Okay, okay, thank you Xiaoyu Xiaoyu Shuiyou's father for sending ten colorful auspicious clouds..."

Promise!

He didn't want to give him the shop, and the fans in the live broadcast room sent ten colorful auspicious clouds, so he directly called people Dad.

A multicolored auspicious cloud costs a thousand, and his father's name is not very valuable.

Fu Sheng put down the original contract, and looked at his mobile phone on the desk with dull eyes——

The child of the Gu family was still wearing the light gray plaid three-piece suit he had chosen for him, and a dark gray apron was tied around his slender waist for a boy. It looked like his pampered hands were handling a piece of potato.

The background is Jinting Huafu, which is very good.

The Gu family child didn't show his face in the live broadcast, which is also very good.

The displeasure caused by the child of the Gu family's unscrupulous recognition of his father was a little lighter. Fu Sheng listened to the child's nagging about running the train, watched the child skillfully handle the ingredients, and glanced at the live broadcast room Barrage--

【Ah, ah, ah, here comes the little fish, here comes the little fish, kswl】

[To live up to my brother Yuan's original nickname, I must come and send a colorful glow to follow me! ! 】

[I'm also worried that Brother Yuan's nickname will be serious, and people will be serious after that. I'm really worrying too much. My Brother Yuan is still my Brother Yuan. Let's go, Brother Yuan is called Dad! 】

【Brother Yuan, I can do this! ! 】

[A lowly brat who only shows off his wealth is worthy of your gc? ? 】

[Little fish, someone is talking about you, Brother Yuan, seal him! 】

[Fishball Girl Reports!Brother Xiaoyuyuan is a perfect match! 】

[I just want to fart!Even if you walk ten shots in the Milky Way in nine days, it is impossible for my brother Yuan to call you daddy. I have been squatting in my brother Yuan's live broadcast room for so long, and I only saw him call him daddy with Xiaoyu]

……

Fu Sheng: "..."

Although Fu Sheng is a workaholic, he built the cloud platform. The Vientiane Group has a game company, which has related businesses in the entertainment industry and the e-sports industry. He is not an old antique who does not understand the Internet.

He can understand every stalk in the barrage, "Hands are fine", "Yuyuan girl", "Little Yuyuan brother is a natural couple"...

Looking at these bullet screens, Fu Sheng couldn't restrain the unpleasant emotions in his heart.

After taking that small step impulsively, the male's despicable possessiveness has helped him define the Gu family child as his child in his heart, his child is coveted, and he feels his territory is offended.

Fu Sheng touched the cigarette case and took a cigarette.

When he was lighting a cigarette, his child was frying French fries quickly, and his mouth was not idle——

"Hey, can you talk about my cultural quality even if I'm a black fan? I'm already showing off my wealth, why do you still have no brains to say that I am low? Dear, I suggest that the nine-year compulsory education be retaken! Otherwise, how can I be low-key? Luxury, brother Yuan?"

"Don't show it, you lemon essences don't deserve to see your brother Yuan's flourishing beauty."

"Little Lemon Tree is right. I only want to eat peaches. No one can call me Dad except my little fish..."

……

Fu Sheng had to admit that he was a little upset.

Throwing the lighter on the desk casually, Fu Sheng picked up the mobile phone, biting a cigarette and snorting with a half-smile, logged in to an account that hadn't been logged in for six years, clicked on Gifts, and selected Nine Heavens Galaxy.

Fu sent Nine Heavens Galaxy × 10

Ten strips of bright starlight poured down from the top of the screen at the same time, and the shining starlight instantly covered the screen, covering the annoying barrage, leaving only his child frying sweet potatoes with butter in the full screen of starlight piece.

Fu Sheng bit his cigarette, slowly exhaled the smoke, and when the special effect of the gift was about to disappear, he lit another ten Jiutian Galaxy.

Fu sent Nine Heavens Galaxy × 10

Fu sent Nine Heavens Galaxy × 10

……

Fu sent Nine Heavens Galaxy × 10

Nine Heavens Galaxy is the most expensive gift of Yunwu Platform, each 3w.

When this wave of full-screen starlight came down, it was 300w. Seeing that "Fu" was still delivering, Gu Yuan laughed shortly, put the fried sweet potatoes on the steak plate, and said in a long voice, "Thank you, Dad Fu." The sea of ​​stars sent."

[I'll wipe, wipe, wipe!My brother Yuan laughed at me just now!I've never heard my brother Yuan's accent, what a prank! ! 】

【Made, Brother Yuan, your slap in the face is like a tornado. It was agreed that no one will let you call you daddy except Xiaoyu? ? ? ? 】

【Brother Yuan, please explain what is the sea of ​​stars】

【Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh ? 】

[Please watch the online performance of flaunting wealth and low force to see money cheating]

[Brother Yuan, do you think you have taken a fancy to the rich father? Why are you thanking him with such a different accent! 】

[I'm sorry, I'm still sending it!The local rich dad is still giving it away! 】

……

Gu Yuan stared at the screen for a while, turned off the special effect of the gift, and answered a few questions in the barrage: "The last second I only called Xiaoyu Daddy, but the current me is a brand new me Now, let’s just call Papa Fu Papa.”

"What is a sea of ​​stars? Let me count. My father Fu has already given me 200 nine-day galaxies. Do you think 200 nine-day galaxies can't form a sea of ​​stars? Then how many more will father Fu give me? No more, just 10 One, not one more."

"When did dad cheat on Qian? Dad is obviously a pure child. Dad and Xiaoyu have a pure relationship. You guys have been making up your minds."

Fu sent Nine Heavens Galaxy × 10

Gu Yuan stared at the latest gift giving news, chuckled, turned on the special effect of the gift, looked at the twinkling stars on the screen, and said slowly: "Thank you for the 210 Nine Heavens Galaxy that Father Fu sent, well, let's end the broadcast here today , Brother Yuan wants to fry steak and chicken drumsticks."

"Don't show it, don't show it, your brother Yuan is not a food anchor, you are a show off anchor, today's rich show is over, I want to continue to watch your brother Yuan show off his wealth, please pay attention!"

"Put a wave of advertisements before the broadcast, you lemon essences, don't patronize the sour haw, hurry up and pay attention, send your fans to 52w, and fans will draw a pair of couples that you personally designed and molded by Brother Yuan Ring."

After finishing speaking, Gu Yuan turned off the live broadcast, put the marinated chicken legs into the oil pan, fried them until they turned yellow, took them out and put them on the oil-absorbing paper to cool, then set up another pan to fry the steaks, fried two steaks, put the soaked steaks Pour the soup into the pot, thicken it and pour it on the steak, just to add the cooled chicken legs to the pot twice.

Steak, fried chicken, and french fries were put on the table. I boiled a tomato sauce, mixed a vegetable salad, and cooked a soup.

Chi Yu smelled the aroma and found the restaurant: "Damn it! Gu Yuanyuan, you really ordered delivery?"

"Uncle Yuanyuan's taste, the original taste, please taste it." Gu Yuan gave Chi Yu a white look, put the soup pot on the dining table with a smile, and took out his phone while Chi Yu was pinching the chicken leg, "Crack" "Take a picture and send it to Moments immediately——

You Yuanbao: Steak, fried chicken, beer, do you want to date? 【Food photo with one hand of the big fish in the camera】

GChi: Whose hand is it?Chopped

You Yuanbao replied to GChi: Pass the bone chopping knife to the eldest brother

Xiaoyu:! ! !

Xiaoyu: Gu Yuanyuan, your culinary skills have sublimated, I want to give a shit too! !

You Yuanbao replied to Xiaoyu: Get back if you want to

Xiaoyu replied to you Yuanbao: Tomorrow!

Yu: Hey, Gu Yuanyuan, you still hide this attribute?

The big fish replied to the little fish: It's really delicious! ~

After waiting for 2 minutes, without waiting for Uncle Fu's likes and comments, or for his Wechat message from Uncle Fu, Gu Yuan clicked his tongue lightly, sat down on the dining table, and grabbed a piece of chicken leg with Chi Yu. A plate of French fries and a piece of steak filled my stomach.

Gu Yuan held the soup bowl and drank a sip of soup, then leaned lazily on the back of the chair and said, "When Xiaoyu comes back tomorrow, he should bring a batch of rough stones and the handmade tools that I asked Brother Yu to make. I asked the landlord if I could convert this guest room next to the master bedroom into a studio."

"What are you asking? Just change it, it's not..." Chi Yushun said halfway, belatedly remembering that his uncle and his Yuanyuan were pretending to be confused, and with a toothache, he clicked his tongue hard, Shengsheng changed the subject, "It's not like destroying his original decoration. The handmade tools are nothing big. The dressing table in the guest bedroom is enough, right?"

Gu Yuan insisted: "After all, you have to move the furnishings inside, so you should ask."

Chi Yu: "..." With his frequency of use, if he was really a microphone, he could become a master.

Chi Yu has never been able to do anything about Gu Yuanyuan, he can only gnaw on the chicken leg, and pretend to send his uncle a WeChat message——

sunshine: Uncle, Gu Yuanyuan asked if the second bedroom could be turned into a studio

SSS: yes

sunshine: oj8k

SSS: What time is it and you are still at Gu Yuanyuan's place?

sunshine: I won't go home tonight.jpg

sunshine: Today we agreed to have a long talk with Gu Yuanyuan

The author has something to say:

yuyuyuの圆哥 was originally a character drawing of a fish, but jj didn’t recognize it, so he cut the chapter in half, and it took more than half an hour to figure it out. It must be Chi Yu’s stupid fufu.