The cat who wears Jackie Chan

The brilliance flashed, and two figures emerged from the stone wall.

The little orange cat squatted on the owner's shoulder, shaking its "motion sickness" head.

Phew, finally back.

After hiring the blue cat Qing Kong to help him answer the phone, within two days, Le Yuan and Lao Mu embarked on the road back to the demon world.

As a result, a big wave suddenly rose on the lake made of flowing light, and they were involved in the turbulent flow of time and space. It seemed that they had passed into another world, and they were delayed for a while.Fortunately, nothing happened, and they finally got it back.

Sensing the movement, Old Weasel Probes from the stone room of the house.

"Finally back? You've been on Earth for a long time."

"It's not too long. I was delayed on the way back." The little orange cat said, "When we were not in Huafengzhou, you also stayed here to guard the gate?"

"No, the old Taoist took an annual leave halfway through."

"Give me back a bag." Mu Xuefeng took out a bag of cucumber-flavored potato chips from the storage ring.

"Thank you, Dijun has a heart!" Old Weasel took it in surprise, "The cucumber flavor is the best!"

"You fart!" The little orange cat objected loudly, "What kind of dark flavor is the cucumber flavor, and the classic original flavor is yyds!"

"Cucumber taste!"

"Original!"

"Cucumber taste!"

"Original!"

One voice was louder than the other, and finally looked at Mu Xuefeng at the same time.

"The mapo tofu taste is the best." Mu Xuefeng said lightly.

"Hiss", the two who had been arguing fiercely just now gasped, turned their guns and scolded angrily: "Evil!" "Correct!"

Mu Xuefeng didn't refute, but raised her hand silently, holding a bright saber aura in her palm.

The cold and sharp breath overflowed.

"Actually, the mapo tofu flavor is also..."

"pretty good."

The little orange cat and the old weasel, their hairs on end standing on end, leaned on their backs, and immediately changed their words.

Just as he was about to put away the potato chips, the old man glanced at the packaging bag inadvertently, and was stunned: "The shelf life... has passed!"

The time flow rate of the earth and Huafengzhou is basically the same. Although the dating methods are different, they can be easily converted to each other.

"If you don't want to, just throw it away." Mu Xuefeng said.

I bought it before leaving the earth, and fell into a different world on the return trip, which took a lot of time, resulting in the potato chips being expired.

The old Taoist hurriedly held it in his arms: "You kept it in the storage ring before, right? No, no, no, it must not be broken, so I took it."

"Meow meow, then I will take my leave."

After coming out of the mountain, they had a meal in the canteen of the Taoist monastery, and then they set off for the demon city.

What Le Yuan didn't know was that on the earth at this moment, the atmosphere here with Blue Cat, who was carrying a heavy responsibility, was a little weird.

When Le Yuan and Le Mom saw Le Yuan walking around the house wearing a cat ear headband, it only took a short time from surprise to acceptance.After his son had a serious illness, he not only came out suddenly, but also awakened some strange interests. ——Forget it, as long as he is safe and happy.

After "going to college" in other places, "Le Yuan" also wears a pair of cat ears every time he makes a video call.

The parents could only tell with a wry smile: "Just wear it in the dormitory, don't wear it outside, others will gossip."

"Got it." "Le Yuan" would respond obediently.

That night, looking at "Leyuan" on the video call, Le's mother smiled and said, "You don't wear those gray cat ears that you always wear, and you changed them?"

"Yes, yes, I just bought it."

The blue cat Qingkong recently went to visit an old friend in the deep mountains and old forests. The signal in the mountains is not good. Tonight the one who answered the phone was a temporary forest cat.So the cat ears leaking in the hair also turned brown.

Forest Cat answered the phone for the first time and was very nervous. While answering the call, he quickly flipped through the memo manual left by Le Yuan.He had briefly read it before, but didn't remember everything, and vaguely remembered that there was a note that was very important.

The camera didn't capture the manual, but heard the sound of pages turning.Father Le frowned: "I'm on the phone with you, what books are you busy reading? The exam is coming soon, so I'm cramming?"

"No, it's not meow," the forest cat became more nervous, and even the meow was exposed, "I've been studying hard meow."

"Hey, don't be too tired." Le's mother cheered and warmed up with concern.

"Meow, I got it, you can't eat cold food, you can't stay up late, play less games, and exercise more... Meow."

The forest cat responded one by one, while looking through the memo, and finally found that one.I saw a few bold characters saying: Don't call the cat Don'tmeow.

The huge golden dragon carried the little orange cat, and only after it flew to the outskirts of the demon capital, many big demons stepped forward to greet it.

Luo Fu laughed and said, "The emperor and the lord have been lingering on the earth for a long time."

Only she dared to say this.

"No, no, I don't want to miss Shu. I stayed for a few months. When I came back, the ferry capsized. Lao Mu and I finally found the way back to Huafengzhou." The little orange cat explained.

... Happy to miss a mouse?The big black cat next to him thought to himself, this word is quite appropriate, and he was so happy that he didn't even bother to catch the mouse in front of his eyes.

"Did you meet the boundary tide?"

"Fortunately, both the emperor and the leader are blessed with great luck."

"It's fine if nothing happens."

The group of monsters said one after another.

"When the two of you are not in this world, we have built the capital and guarded one side, and we have never slacked off for a single day." Hu Lang was asking for credit.

The little orange cat looked around.Before leaving, the demon city changed every day.After a long absence, I can still see the shadows of that time. Many pavilions have been built, and several streets have been expanded. The number of monsters walking on the streets has increased visibly.

Perhaps there is some balance in the dark, but it is not as easy for the monster race in Huafeng Prefecture to breed offspring as it is for ordinary beasts.The number of demon populations has increased significantly, which may only be due to the fact that many demon clans have come to join them.

"Everyone has worked hard." Mu Xuefeng said.

"Meow, good job."

"For the revitalization of the monster clan, we will do our best."

After exchanging greetings with his subordinates, the golden dragon turned into a beam of light and flew into the central imperial palace with the little orange cat wrapped around it.

The side halls and gardens have all been completed. In the garden, the flowers and trees are sparse, the willows are green and the flowers are red, and the traces of frequent maintenance can be seen.

After turning around and returning to the bedroom, the little orange cat squatting on the owner's shoulder dived into the spirit crystal cat's nest, taking a breath of fragrance worth millions.

The pores all over his body wantonly absorbed the violent aura.

Compared with this place, the concentration of aura on the earth is too pitiful.

Hair was brushed.Mu Xuefeng squatted down, looked at the little orange cat lying on the side of the cat's nest, and stroked her fingers through the fine and soft cat's fur.

"When you come back, make a bond with me."

"Meow, make a bond!" The little orange cat nodded and licked his finger.

This transparent bowl-shaped cat litter was given by Lao Mu, does it count...in his bowl?

Today, they announced that they will hold a bond ceremony in the demon capital.

This is the first time for thousands of years, such a grand event has been welcomed by the demon clan scattered like sand in the world.

When setting up the venue for the banquet, Luo Fu also came, instructing the little demons to post the Chinese characters "囍" everywhere and hang up red lanterns.

"It's a deed, not a knot. Do you want to dress up like this?" The big demon in charge of the venue was puzzled.

"Do as I say." Luo Fu just smiled.

——The little orange cat who sneaked over to inspect the venue that night expressed his satisfaction.

In view of the fact that he and Lao Mu once wrecked havoc before a certain wedding ceremony, Le Yuan felt a little guilty.After taking a closer look, there was no sign of someone messing up his bond formation ceremony.Wicked ghosts like them are relatively rare... right?

On the day of the big pawn, the sky was clear.

They wore red robes and rode white horses tied with red silk to parade through the streets. They set off from the central imperial palace, walked on the long street full of fragrant flowers, and walked through the streets and alleys decorated with silk silk and satin. Amidst the cheers and congratulations of the clansmen, the magnificent demon city that rose from the ground in only two or three years was finished.

The spring breeze is proud of the horseshoe disease, and I can see it all in one day...

In Le Yuan's heart, this poem suddenly came out, it was not very appropriate, but it fit his mood.

This is not Chang'an, and there is no Chang'an flower. He looked at the people beside him riding horses.But he has something that makes him linger more than Chang'an flowers.

The four eyes meet.

The next moment, Mu Xuefeng patted the horse's neck, let go of the white horse, flew up, sat behind Le Yuan, took the reins, and wrapped his arms around him.Embrace immediately, walk slowly.

There were two horses when they came, and one horse when they returned to the imperial palace.

A drone was flying in the sky, filming and recording the whole process of the ceremony.As the "representative" of the earth, the old weasel who was invited to be a guest is manipulating the drone.This video is wanted by many monster races on earth, including Mr. Zhulong, and they have to send a copy to the master.

Dismounting from the horse before the steps, holding hands side by side, they walked into the hall.Write the names of the two on the Brilliant Golden Book, drip with blood, and in front of many demon clans watching the ceremony, the agreement is made.

There is no priority, it is not the master's favor contract, the oath concluded in blood and name is engraved into the soul at this moment, binding them together forever.

Life and death are inseparable.

That night, in the dormitory, Le Yuan sat beside the bed covered with a big red quilt, and panicked.

Lao Mu now has a good reason to eat cats and cats all night long!

While turning his face away in disgust, when Mu Xuefeng undressed himself, he raised his leg and kicked him lightly, hooking his calf.

Hey, it's just playing, it's just making waves——

"Meow! Save, save, save... Wu Wu."

The golden wind and jade dew, being turned into red waves, tossed and tossed until dawn, and slept until evening before waking up.

Looking at the spirit crystal bathtub filled with hot water and emitting white steam, Le Yuan was in a daze.

What a big bathtub, not as thick as a cat litter, but the materials used are also very expensive.

... How much blood did Lao Mu sell?Not to tell him not to sell it!

"This is a congratulatory gift from several big monster clans." Mu Xuefeng said.

"……Oh."

"I'll carry you to wash."

"Huh."

What a sinister bathtub, like a large transparent fish tank, you can clearly see what you should see and what you should not see.

The author has something to say:

The "transmigrated to another world" mentioned at the beginning is placed in the extra episode, and there will also be an extra episode in this episode of Earth/Huafengzhou, all of which are sweet and cute